Poll of the Day > My best friend was shot today.

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VioletZer0
03/10/18 6:15:11 PM
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She was in Brazil visiting her family. There was some creeper was trying to make a move on her. She brushed him off, and as she was walking off the bastard shot her.

You're not allowed to carry a gun in Brazil, so she carries a knife instead. She literally just turned around and stabbed the guy.

She's okay, just needs some time to recover, but it solidified that she's a total bad ass. I want to marry her some day <3

Let it never be said that self defense doesn't work tho.
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Bear
03/10/18 6:28:45 PM
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ok
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TheCyborgNinja
03/10/18 6:34:01 PM
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I want that flamethrower anti-carjacking thing you can get in South Africa. BBQ hoodlums all day, every day.
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SkynyrdRocker
03/10/18 6:34:14 PM
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Bear posted...
ok
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TheWorstPoster
03/10/18 6:36:17 PM
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This is why you never go to Brazil.
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Nomak-54
03/10/18 6:38:52 PM
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It's badass that she got shot and had to struggle for her life?
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TheCyborgNinja
03/10/18 6:39:17 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
This is why you never go to Brazil.

Exactly. Not like I want to, but I know a guy there who is in the 1% and has stables on his property. His dad owns or runs a hospital for the elite (the only reason I know him is because he went to school up here and lived with my buddy's family for years). I'm sure I'd be safe if I stuck close to him.
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Cacciato
03/10/18 6:48:55 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
Bear posted...
ok

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SteamedHams
03/10/18 7:27:03 PM
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I feel like this is a fabricated story to illustrate why people need guns, but the funny thing is that it just comes across like she would have been worse off with a gun.
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Sekami
03/10/18 7:34:55 PM
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Thats why you don't go to those 3rd world dumps.
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SmokeMassTree
03/10/18 7:39:25 PM
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SusanGreenEyes
03/10/18 7:41:33 PM
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I'm glad your friend is recovering.
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VioletZer0
03/10/18 8:03:56 PM
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If that's not proof enough, ask Krogan Charr. He knows her.
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BADoglick
03/10/18 8:37:11 PM
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So she got shot, and is now just going about her day. Ok
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Cacciato
03/10/18 8:47:24 PM
#15:


Yeah I still dont believe you.
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VioletZer0
03/10/18 8:53:30 PM
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Nomak-54 posted...
It's badass that she got shot and had to struggle for her life?


It's bad ass that she can take it as well as she did.
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SmokeMassTree
03/10/18 9:23:57 PM
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Cacciato posted...
Yeah I still dont believe you.


I believe less now
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o_mac_2
03/10/18 9:27:47 PM
#18:


I believe this post is what a psychologist would call a "cry for help".
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wwinterj25
03/10/18 10:01:51 PM
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Oh a VioletZer0 topic. I haven't seen one of those in a while.
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VTBM
03/10/18 10:14:43 PM
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VeeVees
03/10/18 10:19:25 PM
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If only she had some shurikens then the guy would've been dead.
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R0R0N0A-Z0R0
03/10/18 10:23:53 PM
#23:


He shot her from a distance and then she managed to get her knife out, chase and stab him? What led him to not just shoot her again?
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wwinterj25
03/10/18 10:31:20 PM
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R0R0N0A-Z0R0 posted...
He shot her from a distance and then she managed to get her knife out, chase and stab him? What led him to not just shoot her again?

Her imagination duh.
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Ferarri619
03/10/18 10:38:00 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
R0R0N0A-Z0R0 posted...
He shot her from a distance and then she managed to get her knife out, chase and stab him? What led him to not just shoot her again?

Her imagination duh.


Wait, she's an anime character.
It all makes sense now!
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VioletZer0
03/10/18 10:42:45 PM
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VeeVees posted...
If only she had some shurikens then the guy would've been dead.


She actually practices Ninjutsu and owns shurikens.

I'm not even kidding.
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Cacciato
03/10/18 10:54:25 PM
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Thank god you said you werent kidding or no one wouldve believed you.
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Bear
03/11/18 5:57:42 AM
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VioletZer0 posted...
VeeVees posted...
If only she had some shurikens then the guy would've been dead.


She actually practices Ninjutsu and owns shurikens.

I'm not even kidding.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you literally just made this 0% believable.

someone is absolutely lying here, either you, her, or both.
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ninja_lootz
03/11/18 6:03:05 AM
#29:


Bear posted...
VioletZer0 posted...
VeeVees posted...
If only she had some shurikens then the guy would've been dead.


She actually practices Ninjutsu and owns shurikens.

I'm not even kidding.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you literally just made this 0% believable.

someone is absolutely lying here, either you, her, or both.

You are the reason women under report this sort of thing. #listenandbelieve
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Molitheus
03/11/18 6:21:29 AM
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How the hell did she manage to stab the guy after being shot? If she got shot with a gun then she is going to be hurt very badly and incapacitated and in a lot of pain. You're not going to be able to defend yourself in that state much less wield a knife and then stab the guy.
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Bear
03/11/18 6:39:17 AM
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ninja_lootz posted...
You are the reason women under report this sort of thing.

i'm fairly certain that no one is not going to report getting fucking shot.

also

"i got shot with a gun, but i'm walking around and stuff fine. i'm just really sore"

they did not get shot.
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Nomak-54
03/11/18 9:40:09 AM
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Yeah this is totally fake
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VioletZer0
03/11/18 12:09:15 PM
#33:


Bear posted...
VioletZer0 posted...
VeeVees posted...
If only she had some shurikens then the guy would've been dead.


She actually practices Ninjutsu and owns shurikens.

I'm not even kidding.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you literally just made this 0% believable.

someone is absolutely lying here, either you, her, or both.


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VioletZer0
03/11/18 12:10:43 PM
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Bear posted...
ninja_lootz posted...
You are the reason women under report this sort of thing.

i'm fairly certain that no one is not going to report getting fucking shot.

also

"i got shot with a gun, but i'm walking around and stuff fine. i'm just really sore"

they did not get shot.


She said she was down for several days.
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VioletZer0
03/11/18 12:16:02 PM
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Wait I just realized I made an error in the thread title. She wasn't shot today she was shot several days ago. My bad!
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VioletZer0
03/11/18 12:20:19 PM
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SteamedHams
03/11/18 12:24:28 PM
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So she was down for "several days" as of yesterday, but on last Thursday she was sending you pictures of ninja weapons nonchalantly? Does "several" now mean one and a half and "earlier this week" now mean Thursday or Friday?
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SteamedHams
03/11/18 12:28:53 PM
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Oh wait, I realized the text said was in the hospital, so all of those texts on Thursday also could have been after she got out, but this still smells like bullshit. What kind of person would get shot, then send you some normal(ish) texts, and later tell you about getting shot? Wouldn't the shooting be one of the first things somebody would mention?

This chick owns fucking ninja weapons, sounds like the type of person who would make up stories to try to sound badass. Can't believe you fell for it
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VioletZer0
03/11/18 12:29:14 PM
#39:


SteamedHams posted...
So she was down for "several days" as of yesterday, but on last Thursday she was sending you pictures of ninja weapons nonchalantly? Does "several" now mean one and a half and "earlier this week" now mean Thursday or Friday?


Yeah she was shot on thursday the same day she was talking to me about Ninjutsu.
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VioletZer0
03/11/18 12:36:24 PM
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Notice the times (I just took this pic rn)

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SteamedHams
03/11/18 12:39:14 PM
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Huh, weird how the chunk of the conversation that supposedly occurred during that time, as posted in post 13, isn't in that screenshot

Oh I guess it could be a different messenger app, but still too many holes in this story
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VioletZer0
03/11/18 12:42:50 PM
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SteamedHams posted...
Huh, weird how the chunk of the conversation that supposedly occurred during that time, as posted in post 13, isn't in that screenshot


That is actually my friend J's screenshot. He was the one who let me know.

Here I'll prove that too.

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VioletZer0
03/11/18 12:49:27 PM
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If you're wondering about the time discrepency, it is because J lives on the east coast and i am in Minnesota.
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wwinterj25
03/11/18 12:53:03 PM
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VioletZer0 posted...
Wait I just realized I made an error in the thread title. She wasn't shot today she was shot several days ago. My bad!

So fake then.
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VioletZer0
03/11/18 12:54:36 PM
#45:


that was my bad I'm sorry. It is not fake tho.
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gguirao
03/11/18 1:06:14 PM
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Good thing she's not hurt.
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SteamedHams
03/11/18 1:10:30 PM
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People can fake screenshots of messages, there are even apps to make it easy to do. The screens could be real but your friend could be lying. People don't tend to be able to stab somebody right after getting shot, and even if they had the physical ability to do so, the shooter would probably just shoot again. It's too weird that after somebody makes a joke about shurikens, apparently she just happened to have sent you a picture of hers the day of the shooting. It's also weird that she either brought those along on a trip and bothered to unpack them and carefully arrange them, or took the photo earlier but for some reason waited to send it to you. Her weird definitions of "a few days" and "earlier in the week" make it look like you're just inventing the story details on the spot without regard for how they add up.

That's all I gotta say.
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LifelessBoy
03/11/18 1:36:10 PM
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You guys are missing the golden nuggets here tho.

1. "Best friend"
2. "I wanna marry her someday"
3. "*hugs again*"
4. "Are those yours?, Are you into knives"
5. "I was just told Reina was shot" (is guy #2 a robot pretending to be human?)

Rich stuff.
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VioletZer0
03/11/18 2:25:09 PM
#49:


SteamedHams posted...
People can fake screenshots of messages, there are even apps to make it easy to do. The screens could be real but your friend could be lying. People don't tend to be able to stab somebody right after getting shot, and even if they had the physical ability to do so, the shooter would probably just shoot again. It's too weird that after somebody makes a joke about shurikens, apparently she just happened to have sent you a picture of hers the day of the shooting. It's also weird that she either brought those along on a trip and bothered to unpack them and carefully arrange them, or took the photo earlier but for some reason waited to send it to you. Her weird definitions of "a few days" and "earlier in the week" make it look like you're just inventing the story details on the spot without regard for how they add up.

That's all I gotta say.


Alright, I didn't want to reveal her identity but here you go.

https://twitter.com/Imperial_GuardJ/status/972578195852718088
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wwinterj25
03/11/18 4:07:45 PM
#50:


VioletZer0 posted...
Alright, I didn't want to reveal her identity but here you go.


Yeah based on the other tweets I'm still going with fake on this.
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adjl
03/11/18 4:26:33 PM
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This story does seem rather implausible.
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