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wackyteen
03/05/18 9:04:10 PM
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It just doesn't look exciting
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Fam_Fam
03/05/18 9:04:40 PM
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you don't look exciting
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Guy_Fieri
03/05/18 9:04:46 PM
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Looks like Harry Potter shit
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Burgess
03/05/18 9:04:54 PM
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More like a wrinkle on my scrotum.
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Duncanwii
03/05/18 9:05:04 PM
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What's it even about? Cross dimensional travel?
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littlebro07
03/05/18 9:05:27 PM
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Those three fairies or whatever the fuck they are, Oprah's one.

Their outfits look so fucking stupid.
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billcom6
03/05/18 9:05:32 PM
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It looks, like visually looks, so fucking bad. Like the costumes and settings just look bad.

I personally didn't like the book, I just found it weird and not that interesting, so I personally am not that excited for the movie so you can ignore my thoughts if you like...
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wackyteen
03/05/18 9:05:34 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
What's it even about? Cross dimensional travel?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Wrinkle_in_Time
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Duncanwii
03/05/18 9:06:31 PM
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wackyteen posted...
Duncanwii posted...
What's it even about? Cross dimensional travel?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Wrinkle_in_Time

Im not reading that. Try to sum it up in a sentence or two.
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wackyteen
03/05/18 9:06:36 PM
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billcom6 posted...
It looks, like visually looks, so fucking bad. Like the costumes and settings just look bad.

I personally didn't like the book, I just found it weird and not that interesting, so I personally am not that excited for the movie so you can ignore my thoughts if you like...

I thought the book was okay but unless I'm mixing up my books the only thing I remember is the main character was great at square roots and they were looking for their father
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dave_is_slick
03/05/18 9:14:38 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
wackyteen posted...
Duncanwii posted...
What's it even about? Cross dimensional travel?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Wrinkle_in_Time

Im not reading that. Try to sum it up in a sentence or two.

Impossible. Reading that is honest to God your best bet.
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dave_is_slick
03/05/18 9:15:16 PM
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wackyteen posted...
billcom6 posted...
It looks, like visually looks, so fucking bad. Like the costumes and settings just look bad.

I personally didn't like the book, I just found it weird and not that interesting, so I personally am not that excited for the movie so you can ignore my thoughts if you like...

I thought the book was okay but unless I'm mixing up my books the only thing I remember is the main character was great at square roots and they were looking for their father

Dude, I didn't even remember her name. That book did not stand out to me at all.
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alphagamble
03/05/18 9:24:34 PM
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The book sounds awful
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wackyteen
03/05/18 9:25:02 PM
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alphagamble posted...
The book sounds awful

it's quite the slog
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wackyteen
03/05/18 9:34:53 PM
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honestly though I don't remember the 3 fairies.
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pegusus123456
03/07/18 5:42:05 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Im not reading that. Try to sum it up in a sentence or two.

Father is missing. Two kids meet a trio of "magic" women who know where their father is. By using a fifth-dimensional concept known as the tesseract, a fold in space and time, the trio are able to teleport across the universe and help the kids rescue their father from "The Black Thing" (called the Echthroi in later books) which is essentially the personification of evil.

It's goofier and more religious than you would think from this summary.
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PlsGodDontBanMe
03/07/18 5:44:28 AM
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I enjoyed the book as a kid tbqh
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RickyTheBAWSE
03/07/18 6:06:39 AM
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lolololol
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DoctorVader
03/07/18 6:10:42 AM
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Looks like a Tomorrowland sequel.

One of several Disney live action bombs.
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CyricZ
03/07/18 7:09:36 AM
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Did you know Oprah is in this movie? Did you? She's in this movie, you know!

Also Mindy Kaling is in this movie, too. You can kind of see her next to Oprah for a couple of seconds in the trailer.
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clearaflagrantj
03/07/18 7:31:11 AM
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Lonely genius kid discovers magical land and that he/she serves a great purpose in the fight against an ancient evil and only he/she can stop it and oh yeah dad didn't run away after saying he was going to buy cigarettes he was actually involved in the magic land and got killed by the ancient evil and left you all of these heartfelt messages so the audience can feel sad two thirds into the movie.

Wow so original
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wackyteen
03/07/18 7:54:18 AM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
Lonely genius kid discovers magical land and that he/she serves a great purpose in the fight against an ancient evil and only he/she can stop it and oh yeah dad didn't run away after saying he was going to buy cigarettes he was actually involved in the magic land and got killed by the ancient evil and left you all of these heartfelt messages so the audience can feel sad two thirds into the movie.

Wow so original

55 year old story tho
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pegusus123456
03/07/18 8:00:26 AM
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wackyteen posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
Lonely genius kid discovers magical land and that he/she serves a great purpose in the fight against an ancient evil and only he/she can stop it and oh yeah dad didn't run away after saying he was going to buy cigarettes he was actually involved in the magic land and got killed by the ancient evil and left you all of these heartfelt messages so the audience can feel sad two thirds into the movie

Wow so original

55 year old story tho

It also does not describe what happens unless the movie changed a lot. Their isn't a magic land, there are just different planets. Their dad wasn't secretly involved with any of them and doesn't purposely abandon his family; he was experimenting with tesseracts (folds in space-time and the "wrinkle" the title refers to) and accidentally teleported himself to a planet that had been conquered by The Black Thing. He doesn't leave any messages because he wasn't expecting to go anywhere and he also survives the movie.
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Akagami_Shanks
03/07/18 8:12:58 AM
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damn you just rekt him
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creativerealms
03/07/18 8:26:25 AM
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I loved the book as a kid and yet this movie looks nothing like the book. Maybe my memory is wrong.
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pegusus123456
03/07/18 8:31:45 AM
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I don't remember the W ladies being so fucking weird.

But it is a weird fucking book, so maybe they did.
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clearaflagrantj
03/07/18 9:14:56 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
wackyteen posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
Lonely genius kid discovers magical land and that he/she serves a great purpose in the fight against an ancient evil and only he/she can stop it and oh yeah dad didn't run away after saying he was going to buy cigarettes he was actually involved in the magic land and got killed by the ancient evil and left you all of these heartfelt messages so the audience can feel sad two thirds into the movie

Wow so original

55 year old story tho

It also does not describe what happens unless the movie changed a lot. There isn't a magic land, there are just different planets. Their dad wasn't secretly involved with any of them and doesn't purposely abandon his family; he was experimenting with tesseracts (folds in space-time and the "wrinkle" the title refers to) and accidentally teleported himself to a planet that had been conquered by The Black Thing. He doesn't leave any messages because he wasn't expecting to go anywhere and he also survives the movie.

That literally sounds exactly what I described.
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pegusus123456
03/07/18 9:15:32 AM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
That literally sounds exactly what I described.

Then you can't read.
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soulunison2
03/07/18 9:16:29 AM
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I liked the book and the trilogy

I just feel like you guys are being really closed minded cuz oprah - its gonna succeed because its a female led movie and a positive influence for girls
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clearaflagrantj
03/07/18 9:18:35 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
That literally sounds exactly what I described.

Then you can't read.

And you don't understand archetypes, tropes, and overused themes
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Sad_Face
03/07/18 9:34:39 AM
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I remember reading the book when I was around 10 or 12. I remember absolutely nothing about the storyline and dont recall enjoying anything regarding the characters.
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AlisLandale
03/07/18 9:38:21 AM
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The only part of the book I remember is that theres a scene where the girl ends up naked and an alien is cleaning her with a sponge or something.

When I was 11 years old it blew my mind.
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MC_BatCommander
03/07/18 9:52:41 AM
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It looks pretty bad from the trailers, I doubt it will do well.
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creativerealms
03/07/18 10:41:23 AM
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I remember basicly the end of the book where they end up in a dystopian planet controlled by a disembodied brain.
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kirbymuncher
03/07/18 10:46:54 AM
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I remember liking the book but also not really having any idea what was going on for most of it, it's super weird/surreal a lot of the time

I feel like the movie is targetting too large of an audience to afford trying to replicate that feeling so it will probably not be as good
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Tupacrulez
03/07/18 12:28:10 PM
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Read the wiki.

Holy shit it sounds horrendously bad.
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CruelBuffalo
03/07/18 12:36:50 PM
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Wow. A movie with a black girl as the lead getting hate on CE. Im shocked. Very shocked.
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Balrog0
03/07/18 12:38:55 PM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
That literally sounds exactly what I described.

Then you can't read.

And you don't understand archetypes, tropes, and overused themes


movie has protagonist. protagonist faces challenges. overcomes them (or not)

see? so derivative!!
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CEs_EFG
03/07/18 12:46:05 PM
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creativerealms posted...
I loved the book as a kid and yet this movie looks nothing like the book. Maybe my memory is wrong.


This I had no idea what it was about until one of the ladies said her name
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Tupacrulez
03/07/18 12:49:16 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
Wow. A movie with a black girl as the lead getting hate on CE. Im shocked. Very shocked.


Is it a black chick lead?

If it follows black panther it'll be a billion dollar hit.
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kuwab0
03/07/18 2:19:13 PM
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pegusus123456
03/07/18 4:19:43 PM
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creativerealms posted...
I remember basicly the end of the book where they end up in a dystopian planet controlled by a disembodied brain.

Yes, that is the one part I really remembered about it because it's legitimately creepy imagery. If the movie fucks up everything else, I think they captured that place decently well because you can see it in the trailers.
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