Board 8 > ~B8UCA Presents: The Epopmania X PRE-SHOW!~ Ft. Jesterdom Tournament, HYPE

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1. No rallying/cheating/alts/etc
2. VOTING IN THE PRE-SHOW LASTS 4 HOURS
3. User with the most votes wins.
4. In any multi-person match, ONLY VOTE FOR ONE PERSON.
5. You may not change or delete and repost your vote!
6. Have fun!
7. YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF!
8. Newcomers are welcome!
9. Abstain is binding! If you want to vote later, dont list anything or say youre waiting.
Current main topic:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/76174073
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

PRE-SHOW MATCHES

Jesterdom mini-tournament:
greengravy vs. ScareChan
ImTheMacheteGuy vs. Jester Stevie3V
Kicking off the Mania festivities are our two unbooked LWs. Fortunately for them, they're all guaranteed a spot on the main Mania card.

Less fortunately, the two losers of these matches will head to Mania to face each other - where they will each be trying to avoid becoming the final and eternal JESTER, which is their fate should they lose that match. Meanwhile, the two winners of these pre-show matches will head to the LW title alumni showcase battle royal!

No ties here - if there is a tie or two here, FIRST VOTE WINS SUDDEN DEATH will be used to decide the winner.

Also tonight...
On this four-hour preshow, expect to see appearances from some of the competitors that will be appearing tonight at Epopmania as they prepare for their final ever UCA match, whatever it may be - this will include Wigs officially vacating the LW title before his main event title match.

I'll also be shortly announcing the rules for the JAPANESE TABLES MATCH, as well as drawing the MELEE MAYHEM title match rules!

Last but not least, UCA_Hype_Guy will be here to give you the final two HYPE PACKAGES ever, as well as the traditional card rundown video!

THE PENULTIMATE VOTE FORM

greengravy vs. ScareChan
Machete vs. Stevie
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@greengravy294 @ScareChan @ImTheMacheteGuy
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Gravy
Stevie
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Tag

*goes to workout*
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Scare

Machete
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Gravy
Machete
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Machete
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Gravy
Stevie
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So far, two HYPE PACKAGES have been unveiled.

The first, myself and my NO DISQUALIFICATION DEATHMATCH TO THE DEATH MATCH with LusterSoldier, where I plan to maim him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHWm3R7T69s

The second, the historic BROTHER VS. BROTHER VS. BROTHER clash of eaedwards, eddv and TheSultanOfSlam:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7nv8av8onQ

(Note also the callbacks to the eaed vs. eddv HYPE PACKAGE from 5 years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrTv8J57GsM)

Coming now...the next hype package!
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TONIGHT AT EPOPMANIA two men clash. Two of the greatest to ever set foot in the ring. In fact, the two greatest ever.

XIII and DP, both with tremendous accomplishments in UCA, tremendous impact ON UCA, will collide tonight, and something has to give in the quest to discover who is the GREATEST EVER.

Of course, their match had to be given a HYPE PACKAGE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZw1ws0DiIk
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All the heartache, all the sorrow, all the pain I have experienced in UCA has led me to this moment. What would I become? Would I even make it here in one piece? As it stands, my path was rife with bloodshed, bitterness, envy, and regret. And yet, I have someone at my side as my life fades away. It is more than a fool like me deserves.

He wanted to create a Kingdom. He wanted to dream of a world where His word would be the one and only. Whether at His beck and call as a schemer behind the scenes or a valued shield in the frontline, I am the Last King, provider for UCA's prosperity despite its toxic, inevitable death. The Empire wants UCA to end in Silence. A United force aims to show absolute defiance to the end, and a petty faction wants to spread its demon alcohol influence to the masses one last time.

I drove both myself and UCA insane in attempts to validate my worth. I have one last opportunity to show why I am the most brutal, destructive, and depraved person in UCA history. I will show six men no mercy while helping only one: the only one that matters.

His Kingdom will remain Eternal, and Forever Shall HE Reign...

...because to get to Him, you'll have to kill us! Welcome to UCA, the Greatest Show on Earth. The only one where we exist. We shall end as we had begun: decimating you to prove what the world wants: King Apollo standing tall above all of you. Let the voices of the dead stir one last time in our reverence. VOTE VOID OR DIE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9wtjsbw7Qw
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greengravy
Stevie
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gravy
machete

The time is upon us. Many of my friends and allies stand poised to make this final show ours. I have every confidence in the Kingdom, and Boko, and Maniac, and everybody I've worked with lately. But tonight is not a time for friends. Wigs, you know you're my bro, but tonight is not about that. It is about two men striving to be forever remembered as the top of the mountain. One man is going down in history as the final champion, and I'm not going to let you stop me. We've got the rest of our lives to be pals, but we've only got one night left to be warriors. I'm not going down here after coming so far, and I'm not going to let UCA end on anything less than an all-time great match. Bring me everything you've got tonight, Wigs, because I'm ready for it.
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HYPE

greengravy
Stevie

HYPE
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greengravy
Machete
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Now it's time to reveal the Hype Package for our MAIN EVENT.

TOM VS. WIGS FOR THE UNDISPUTED TITLE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7qx51s_y20

WHO WILL WALK OUT OF EPOPMANIA X AS THE FINAL EVER CHAMPION?
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And the final thing to show you all before I begin my warmup for the match with Luster...

The FULL CARD for Epopmania X.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAxPQLa679Q

HYPE...BEGINS.
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Friends

Family

Fellow Wombats

I come before you this evening for one reason, and one reason only.

The LW Title was a ride. But obviously, it is not enough. The FIANL EVER Royal Rumble in my belt, it is time , for IT HAS HAPPENED. THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED! BARTOLO COLON HAS GONE D- I mean, IT IS TIME TO TAKE ON THE FINAL EPOPMANIA.

I officially step down from my LW Title.

So with this final little roller up along first, Tom, I will go BEHIND THE BAG. I GET THROUGH BOMBADIL. HERE COMES EPOPMANIA AND THE WIGS WINS IT

Tom, it has been always great with NLing and Piazza Dingers and Dwarven Creatures and Radical Dreamers and all that good stuff. But tonight, for just one night, none of that matters.

It will be my final ever goal of UCA. And I will go out on top. Remembered. As a Victor. My unforgettable comeback from great strides to down and out and back to the top complete. A true storybook ending. Those don't happen? Well, you've never seen July 31, 2015 then.

TOM- LET US HAVE A MATCH FOR THE AGES. ONE THAT WILL BE TALKED ABOUT FOREVER AS THE STUFF OF LEGENDS

##NL
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Gravy
Machete
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Already posted this in the UCA discussion topic, but I will post it here as well:

@UCA_Hype_Guy

Trying to drop HYPE PACKAGES on me? I can do that too. I chose to let you blow off some steam before I debut my own HYPE PACKAGE.

I was once Master of Taybles and Melee Mayhem Champion in UCA, but have not held either title in several years now. I don't need no UCA titles currently in my possession to prove my ability to beat you in a match.

I used to have a wood folding chair for a while, but replaced it with a steel folding chair sometime last year. Little did I know, the newly upgraded steel folding chair would come in handy for tonight's match. I see you have a baseball bat, but I can one-up you even more with my steel folding chair which I plan to bring to the ring.

Tonight, I will beat your ass into the ground and curb stomp you in the wrestling ring. Once you're on the edge of defeat, I will finish you off with my steel folding chair. By the end of this match, I will have your face all bloodied up and crying in bloody tears.

No matter how this match turns out, it will prove to be a very entertaining match. As this will be my final UCA match ever, I felt it was necessary to make some attempt to fire back at your HYPE PACKAGES.

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Tonight, I become the last Edwards standing. You know how full my efforts have been. Let that be true tonight as I put this to rest.
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Luster is ready to face Hype Guy, guys. HE'S SO READY

I'm ready too.

I'll have some words for DP in a few minutes but for now here's the first of two announcements.

JAPANESE TAYBLES MATCH RULES

It will essentially function as a cross between a traditional Ironman match, an Ironman Taybles match, and a Hardcore match. Here are the rules:

The Japanese tables are EXTRA TOUGH and only one will be introduced to the match at a time!
It takes 5 tabling votes (votes with a message ID ending in 0) to break the table.
Whoever gets the most tablings out of the first 5 taybling votes wins the fall.
Then, a new table is introduced and you go again - most tayblings out of the next 5 votes with a message ID ending in 0 wins.
You can vote as often as you like until the topic hits 500.
Voting will take place in a separate topic.

Announcement two:

MELEE MAYHEM Match

OK, time to do this for the final time! @Maniac64 @Solioxrz362

*uses random.org*

I've drawn...ohhh

ohohohohohoho. This IS fitting.
THE MANIAC CHALLENGE!

Here are the rules:
It is a Blind Mascot Chairs on Poles Fall Count Anywhere match.
Both competitors will be listed on the vote form IN THEIR COSTUME.
You can link a post from any topic that is just their name and it counts as a vote.
Votes with :02, :04, :06, or :08 timestamp count as grabbing one of the four chairs (each one is a different chair).
Each chair you hold counts for one extra point per vote for as long as you hold it (so each vote could count for up to 5, if you were to claim all four chairs).
Chairs are stolen if the other person gets a vote on that second (so if somebody got the :02 chair, you need to get a vote ending in :02 to take that specific chair).

Two TRULY CHAOTIC matches to help UCA draw to a close!

Last but not least, we'll have the 2017-18 Hall of Fame class announced before the pre-show is over!
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And as for you, DP...

Look. Just look at this topic. Look at everything you see when you walk into a UCA topic. That's me. I'm the one who kept it alive for so long, and I'm the one who made the decision to kill it. I am the UCA. It has defined my entire purpose, my very existence, for nearly seven years.

And I am its greatest ever competitor. Tonight is just icing. I don't need to say it any more - I only need to pin you in the middle of the ring.
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Scare
Stevie

Greetings one and all! Welcome to the preshow. It is I, the Royal Advisor of the Empire of Silence: Stifled. I just wanted to point out to all of our adoring fans that all official Empire merch is 50% off this weekend! Everything must go! We're going to war with a neighboring sovereignty that thinks they should "be independent" and "have food and clean water without being heavily taxed." Ridiculous right? Anyways, we need to sell all the merch so we don't have all those boxes laying about. Emperor Shad declared we need the space for prisoners!

But in the meantime, I have a message for all these would be best teams of all time. To the Boko Uniteds, the Whiskey on the Rocks, and Kingdoms of the world, the Empire of Silence has a clear and concise opinion:

FUCK
YOU

Yes that's right. I have nothing fancy to say. The Empire of Silence is the greatest tag team of all time. Not any of you lot. We are. And at the final Epopmania, we will become the FINAL Tag Team Champions of UCA.

So in closing, I need to remind you all one more time. Emperor Shad is fucking royalty. And as his Royal Advisor, it is my sworn duty to inform our future victims of just one more thing. You will bow to the Empire, or you will be crushed at our feet!
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XIII_rocks posted...

I am the UCA

excuse
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Fuck you too Stifled. I have the utmost faith in the Whiskey on the Rocks Brand Faction to do the business and claim back the tag titles once and for all.

And I forgot to mention: I have prepared costumes for both competitors in the MELEE title match thanks to the UCA_Costume_Designer.

@Solioxrz362 - you will wear a SOLIOCTOPUS costume!
@Maniac64 - you will wear a LUCHADORBLACK costume!
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I'm the one who started this war and I am the one who will end it!

In the end it will be the older Brothers who bow down to The Sultan!
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And with just an hour left before Mania, it's time to announce the HALL OF FAME class for 2016-18!

We took in a large class this year because of the previous ones being missed and because it's the last one.

So without further ado...

Your 2016-2018 HoF class!

DpOblivion @DpObliVion
Strife2 @Strife2
Solioxrz362 @Solioxrz362
Apollo_Phoenix @Apollo_Phoenix
Davidponte @davidponte
TheSultanOfSlam @TheSultanOfSlam
No Lynch Kru (Tom Bombadil/WiggumFan267) @Tom_Bombadil @WiggumFan267
The Empire of Silence (Shaduln/StifledSilence) @Shaduln @StifledSilence

Yes, an 8 strong HOF class to round it out! Some key gaps in the hall have been filled now with the additions of people like DP and Solio in particular, but everybody there has truly earned their spot. Congratulations!

(Extra congrats to Tom for becoming a two-time Hall of Fame member, joining Dante, Boko, GTM, Maniac, XIII and Nick)
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Whew. I just panicked realizing I forgot to submit a Hall of Fame ballot. Everyone I wanted to vote for was inducted. Congrats to my fellow inductees, and good job to everyone who voted. It is an honor to lead this class into the Hall of Fame. It will be an even bigger honor to beat XIII here tonight and take my place as not just a Hall of Famer, but the Greatest of All Time.
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ZeroSignal620 posted...

The time has come. After ten long years, the UCA curtain call is tonight at Epopmania X. And in all of those 10 Epopmanias has been me, Zero Signal, formerly known as Raven! The UCAniverse has watched me do it all!

They watched me bring the house down against Nee at the first Epopmania!

They watched me unsuccessfully wrestle for tag team gold at the 2nd, 4th, AND 5th Epopmanias!

They watched me get inducted into the UCA Hall of Fame at Epopmania III!

They watched me win tag team gold and retire at Epopmania VI!

Then they watched me unretire and compete in Money in the Bank at Epopmania VII!

The people watched me, Zero Signal, formerly known as Raven, finally reach the main event at Epopmania VIII!

Then the people watched some other guy, Broken Raven, formerly known as Zero Signal, headline yet another Epopmania!

And finally tonight, for the 6,201,985th time, Zero Signal and Boko will settle their final score in the ring to help end the UCA with a bang! But I'm not settling for putting on a good show. I was in the first MW title match ever, and I will be in the last MW title match ever, and I will walk out the final MW champion! Gold is the goal, eyes on the prize, it's high noon at Epopmania motherfuckers, LET'S GO!

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gravy
Machete
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gravy and Machete have won. They enter the battle royal!

Stevie and Scare will battle it out to avoid the jester hat once and for all!
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Holy shit. I genuinely can't believe it. A UCA dream come true!

It's an honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame, something I'd never thought I'd even get close to. When you look at the list of people who have been inducted in the past, it's the best of the best. The people who, at some point in time, made a commitment to this project and who did their part to make it succeed. To think that I belong on that list is incredible, really.

When you look at this years list, it's crazy to think I stack up against some of these names. Each and every one of the people who were inducted this year are people that have been at it for a long time. They have the longevity, the accolades, and the drive to prove that they are all worthy of belonging. I haven't been here nearly as long as any of the other inductees this year, but I'm very happy to be recognized among them. My time here may have been relatively brief, but I left my mark, and gave it my all. Because of that, I am immortalized in the history books along with everyone else.

What more could you ask for?

Congratulations everyone!
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As for tonight, what more can I say?

I spent the last month reminscing about my time here, and it's been a lot of fun to do that.

I took the time to set up this match as best I could.

All that's left is to go out there and put on a show. @Emeraldegg you ready?

All I say is that all of my fellow UCA superstars shouldn't take their eye off me today, because I'm about to put on a hell of a show.
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*bows*

Thank you for the votes, everyone. It's an honor to go into the Hall of Fame alongside Emperor Shad.
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