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BalanceLost
02/12/18 1:09:47 PM
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It was a few weeks ago. He begged me to come to his student apartment and give him the D.

Come at me moralists
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halomonkey1_3_5
02/12/18 1:21:28 PM
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its only creepy in hetero relationships sorry
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thronedfire2
02/12/18 1:22:03 PM
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as long as he's past 17 years 364 days it's cool
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thrashmetal14
02/12/18 1:22:38 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
as long as he's past 17 years 364 days it's cool


This. 17 and 364 days is far too young.
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BalanceLost
02/12/18 1:22:44 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
Mods, lock this topic please.

Mods, lock his keyboard please.

halomonkey1_3_5 posted...
its only creepy in hetero relationships sorry

But what if I wanna be creepy Daddy BL?
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halomonkey1_3_5
02/12/18 1:23:26 PM
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BalanceLost posted...
But what if I wanna be creepy Daddy BL?

gotta wait another 10 years and still prowl the high schools/freshmen dorms
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Balrog0
02/12/18 1:23:36 PM
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I enjoy this topic
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electricbugs2
02/12/18 1:24:43 PM
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That's okay man, my last bae was 16/17 while I was 23.

Thank goodness for non draconian laws.
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scar the 1
02/12/18 1:25:19 PM
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Power to you fam, but I really really personally can't get behind getting behind an 18 year old, and I'm your age. Different strokes for different folks.
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LinksLiege
02/12/18 1:25:36 PM
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tfw 26 so a daddy bear going after you isn't weird anymore and therefore not as hot ._.

BalanceLost posted...
But what if I wanna be creepy Daddy BL?

Wait another decade then do another 18-year-old.
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electricbugs2
02/12/18 1:27:03 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
That's okay man, my last bae was 16/17 while I was 23.

Thank goodness for non draconian laws.


You're still a creep.

Not according to Canadian law I ain't.
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NibeIungsnarf
02/12/18 1:28:38 PM
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I didnt realize Balance was gay. Are all the Seedish CEmen gay? Is Scandinavia and the Worlds stereotype correct?
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scar the 1
02/12/18 1:29:05 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
GregShmedley posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
That's okay man, my last bae was 16/17 while I was 23.

Thank goodness for non draconian laws.


You're still a creep.

Not according to Canadian law I ain't.

You're not a creep according to Roy Moore either :)
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MegaTech
02/12/18 1:29:11 PM
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BL likes a fresh taut anus.
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DesuDeku
02/12/18 1:29:14 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
That's okay man, my last bae was 16/17 while I was 23.

Thank goodness for non draconian laws.

draconian what?
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electricbugs2
02/12/18 1:29:25 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
GregShmedley posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
That's okay man, my last bae was 16/17 while I was 23.

Thank goodness for non draconian laws.


You're still a creep.

Not according to Canadian law I ain't.


I love how the only defense to being called a creepy is "lol it's the law!"

Not only is it creepy, it's pathetic.

I dunno man I was pretty damn proud of myself.
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Epic-Vegan_420
02/12/18 1:29:27 PM
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Bill Cosby would also agree that he's not creepy
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scar the 1
02/12/18 1:30:29 PM
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NibeIungsnarf posted...
I didnt realize Balance was gay. Are all the Seedish CEmen gay? Is Scandinavia and the Worlds stereotype correct?

I know FF is also gay, and maybe one of the other ones? Haven't seen the rest talk about any romantic/sexual issue so it's hard to tell. I ain't, though.
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halomonkey1_3_5
02/12/18 1:30:41 PM
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NibeIungsnarf posted...
Are all the Seedish CEmen gay? Is Scandinavia and the Worlds stereotype correct?

all the super cute twinks I know online are swedish

idk what they put in the water over there but it makes some qt boys
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electricbugs2
02/12/18 1:33:00 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
GregShmedley posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
GregShmedley posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
That's okay man, my last bae was 16/17 while I was 23.

Thank goodness for non draconian laws.


You're still a creep.

Not according to Canadian law I ain't.


I love how the only defense to being called a creepy is "lol it's the law!"

Not only is it creepy, it's pathetic.

I dunno man I was pretty damn proud of myself.


That's sad lol.

Nah when one of the hottest girls in the city asks you out you say yes. Man so many jealous gooby dudes during that 6 months lmao.
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thanosibe
02/12/18 1:35:22 PM
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scar the 1 posted...
Power to you fam, but I really really personally can't get behind getting behind an 18 year old, and I'm your age. Different strokes for different folks.
That made me chuckle.
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KillerKhan420
02/12/18 1:37:44 PM
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Gross, disgusting. You feel the need to post this shit like sleeping with someone is an accomplishment? Grow up.
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electricbugs2
02/12/18 1:40:12 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
Nah when one of the hottest girls in the city asks you out you say yes. Man so many jealous gooby dudes during that 6 months lmao.


You have a weird complex in which you think anyone that rags on you is somehow jealous.

And only six months? You're a total keeper.

Yeah my friends and co workers who thought she was hot were totally giving me shit lmao. Literally only person I met who cared (outside of CE) was some 38 year old mom who went to college with my roommate. In other words a nobody.
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Epic-Vegan_420
02/12/18 1:41:05 PM
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@electricbugs2 not surprising at all that your friends approve of this disgusting behavior either
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electricbugs2
02/12/18 1:48:47 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
Yeah my friends and co workers who thought she was hot were totally giving me shit lmao. Literally only person I met who cared (outside of CE) was some 38 year old mom who went to college with my roommate. In other words a nobody.


That's another thing. Everyone who doesn't agree with you is a "nobody."

Lol I'm starting to think you have mental issues. From your attention whoring to this. You need therapy.

No she really was just a nobody. Who was she to talk 38, three kids, no S.O.

Yeah I'll take the opinions of people I actually like over some random.

Not to mention her parents adored me at the time, even her overbearing father.

Still going to continue to feel proud of myself thanks.
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philsov
02/12/18 1:50:59 PM
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pics?
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refmon
02/12/18 1:55:04 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
as long as he's past 17 years 364 days it's cool

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electricbugs2
02/12/18 2:00:14 PM
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Well if you say so lol.

Welcome to rural Canada friend. Stay mad.

Speaking of which last girl I kissed was fresh 18 and I'm 25 now. Again pretty proud of it.
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BalanceLost
02/12/18 2:00:58 PM
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halomonkey1_3_5 posted...
BalanceLost posted...
But what if I wanna be creepy Daddy BL?

gotta wait another 10 years and still prowl the high schools/freshmen dorms

LinksLiege posted...
tfw 26 so a daddy bear going after you isn't weird anymore and therefore not as hot ._.
BalanceLost posted...
But what if I wanna be creepy Daddy BL?

Wait another decade then do another 18-year-old.

You two got the idea down haha.

And do you feel old LL?

MegaTech posted...
BL likes a fresh taut anus.

How could I refuse
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BalanceLost
02/12/18 2:01:28 PM
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philsov posted...
pics?

He looks a bit like Ronan Parke does in this photo:

https://instagram.com/p/BYduIT3lwph/
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Dr_Agon
02/12/18 2:02:22 PM
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Describe the events as they transpired plz.
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BalanceLost
02/12/18 2:04:29 PM
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Dr_Agon posted...
Describe the events as they transpired plz.

Too detailed a story would get me modded <.<
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Funkydog
02/12/18 2:04:43 PM
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Am I just as disgusting if I've slept with people several years older than me when at the 16-19 year age?
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Renault
02/12/18 2:05:22 PM
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how is this pedo topic still up
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LinksLiege
02/12/18 2:10:10 PM
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BalanceLost posted...
And do you feel old LL?

Not really. I'm just disappointed in myself for not pursuing that sort of thing more because a lot of my fantasies went that way. :/ Still doable at 26 obviously, but that's a big chunk of time.
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philsov
02/12/18 2:10:41 PM
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BalanceLost posted...
philsov posted...
pics?

He looks a bit like Ronan Parke does in this photo:

https://instagram.com/p/BYduIT3lwph/


Why only a few weeks ago?!?

WHY NOT YESTERDAY!?!
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Dr_Agon
02/12/18 2:10:53 PM
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BalanceLost posted...
Dr_Agon posted...
Describe the events as they transpired plz.

Too detailed a story would get me modded <.<


I would still be happy with the "Mod Friendly" version.
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Funkydog
02/12/18 2:12:30 PM
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Dr_Agon posted...
I would still be happy with the "Mod Friendly" version.

BL soaked a pair of fresh buns in cream.
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BalanceLost
02/12/18 2:28:55 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Am I just as disgusting if I've slept with people several years older than me when at the 16-19 year age?

We can be disgusting together

LinksLiege posted...
Not really. I'm just disappointed in myself for not pursuing that sort of thing more because a lot of my fantasies went that way. :/ Still doable at 26 obviously, but that's a big chunk of time.

26 is totally not too late. Start doing it now!

philsov posted...
BalanceLost posted...
philsov posted...
pics?

He looks a bit like Ronan Parke does in this photo:

https://instagram.com/p/BYduIT3lwph/


Why only a few weeks ago?!?

WHY NOT YESTERDAY!?!

He lives in another city and I was there visiting friends. And its 3 hours away :(

Funkydog posted...
Dr_Agon posted...
I would still be happy with the "Mod Friendly" version.

BL soaked a pair of fresh buns in cream.

P much lmao.

I came to his building, he let me in, we went to his apartment, we started making out, clothes came off, it got very sexy...
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philsov
02/12/18 2:33:48 PM
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BalanceLost posted...
I came to his building


yeah you did.

but sucks about the 3 hour thing.
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