Current Events > CE Confession Topic ~ The Best One Yet

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DocileOrangeCup
02/02/18 11:06:26 PM
#101:


Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...
I'm Harpie and I'm a cornman Alt tbh. also burnt puke is my uncle

@DocileOrangeCup

cornman pls

You've sent like half of the confessions in this topic haven't you?

i sent that one and i think another non me related one

that's it i swear
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Leanaunfurled
02/02/18 11:07:49 PM
#102:


What was the non-Cornman one you sent?
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gwwak
02/02/18 11:07:53 PM
#103:


Oops I forgot to switch accounts.
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FF_Redux
02/02/18 11:09:31 PM
#104:


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AverageCEgal
02/02/18 11:10:02 PM
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DocileOrangeCup
02/02/18 11:10:36 PM
#106:


Leanaunfurled posted...
What was the non-Cornman one you sent?

uh...lemme check.

oh yeah it was WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO because that other guy said the thing from MGSV
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Burnt_Puke82
02/02/18 11:11:59 PM
#107:


lmao

I needed that on my Friday night.

At least I know who that is now. <_<

Also, I used to think you were that cotton eye joe account, but I'm pretty sure you're not.
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AverageCEgal
02/02/18 11:12:38 PM
#108:


It was my first as mod.
It will be my final act.
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Kaname_Madoka
02/02/18 11:15:29 PM
#109:


just submitted 2

will TC deliver
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AverageCEgal
02/02/18 11:16:35 PM
#110:


I switch more than Waldo at a maze but that was not me
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Anony1125
02/02/18 11:43:23 PM
#111:


Whew, had like 5 confessions in this one. Think I'm out of things to confess tho.
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obeseexplosive
02/02/18 11:48:47 PM
#112:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...
I'm Harpie and I'm a cornman Alt tbh. also burnt puke is my uncle

@DocileOrangeCup

cornman pls

You've sent like half of the confessions in this topic haven't you?

i sent that one and i think another non me related one

that's it i swear

I sent most of them and the bra and panties
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DocileOrangeCup
02/02/18 11:49:36 PM
#113:


obeseexplosive posted...
I sent most of them and the bra and panties

so you and @CrimsonRage are the ones huh

man
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Leanaunfurled
02/02/18 11:53:20 PM
#114:


These were posted earlier but I deleted it, as at the time I had no idea that cheese pizza referred to something...not actually pizza related. I partly blame you guys for not clueing me in hours ago.

Leanaunfurled posted...
Im an obvious grower, not a shower and i dont know my exact dick size. I worry about it being too small sometimes

Like I told the other dude, unless it's a micro, you're fine. :) I don't say that just to be nice, but I mean it. Just learn to use your tools well.

I think Trump supporters are a bunch of morons

*no comment* :x

At work, I have no idea what I'm doing 90% of the time. I work in IT in a first-responder position (I'm the first person to go out and try to fix problems; if I can't fix it, I forward it to the next level of technician). Most of the time, I just do random things and hope the problem somehow fixes itself. It does quite often and people here think I'm some kind of tech genius because of it, even though I usually have no idea what I'm doing.

I read this quite often lol. Something like yours, or people in IT who do a quick Google search and do what that says. For a lot of IT problems, people would be surprised to find how much they can solve on their own if they just tried.

I don't work tonight so I haven't showered today. I have some rank ball fumes going on.

Sorry Cornman no daydreaming about you at work tonight.

You have really bad body odor from one day without showering? You should look into that, brother.

SableWolfAngel last night: Oh Unquestionable faster! Harder! Ohhhhhhh Unquestionable!!!!!!

I guess I just didn't hear it over the sounds of Kirin slaying we were doing. Weird.

Brutal is a horrible person.

I think this is the only one of the flames that I can post without redacting heavily. >_>

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Juhanor
02/03/18 12:10:29 AM
#115:


It's a pain what happened with XX. Or didn't happen. Maybe next year we'll get it, there's still profit for them and Nintendo for doing it. You can always import XX, too. I did, don't regret it a bit. Can always just make a topic/PM me and I'll help you with it.


I dunno, importing and understanding is no trouble but I'd either have to get a new system or fix the region lock....

On topic, I confess that confession was mine. You're still good people, Leana.
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obeseexplosive
02/03/18 12:14:45 AM
#116:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
I sent most of them and the bra and panties

so you and @CrimsonRage are the ones huh

man

I'm not a normal man
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DocileOrangeCup
02/03/18 12:15:23 AM
#117:


obeseexplosive posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
I sent most of them and the bra and panties

so you and @CrimsonRage are the ones huh

man

I'm not a normal man

yeah you're a cornman

im cornman, you're A cornman

or what should i call my posse
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Leanaunfurled
02/03/18 12:26:34 AM
#118:


Juhanor posted...
It's a pain what happened with XX. Or didn't happen. Maybe next year we'll get it, there's still profit for them and Nintendo for doing it. You can always import XX, too. I did, don't regret it a bit. Can always just make a topic/PM me and I'll help you with it.


I dunno, importing and understanding is no trouble but I'd either have to get a new system or fix the region lock....

On topic, I confess that confession was mine. You're still good people, Leana.

No Switch then? :( Maybe in the future. Perhaps by that time it'll even be localized.

And that was you, huh? Identity revealed, along with the secret of your favorite monster being Barioth!
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Juhanor
02/03/18 12:49:07 AM
#119:


Nah no Switch. 3DS is probably my last "new" system to be honest. Basically all my interests are accommodated between that and PSP. Except XX...but I'll get the gumption for it someday.

As to the rest, yeah it's a double whammy! I doubt there will ever be a better Confession Topic than this!
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fire_bolt
02/03/18 12:53:58 AM
#120:


Retag. CE bringing in the good stuff lately xD
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Sanctuary
02/03/18 1:43:33 AM
#121:


Leanaunfurled posted...
I want to nurse @Gamer99z nipples and lick peanut butter off his stomach

Who did this?
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Anony1125
02/03/18 1:47:35 AM
#122:


Sanctuary posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...
I want to nurse @Gamer99z nipples and lick peanut butter off his stomach

Who did this?

Was not one of my five.
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Leanaunfurled
02/03/18 1:50:19 AM
#123:


idk, it's anonymous. Probably one of the Cornman people. o_O

Eh, let's do one more for tonight.

I'm Irish but have a Mexican penis. Does this mean Trump will deport me?

How is your penis Mexican? And as long as you don't show Trump your penis. I don't think that should be a problem.

I dropped the screw in the tuna


I should mention that the topics I tag are usually stickies. Apparently some people get really defensive about their precious stickies. After all, there is a limit of 5 per community board. Oddly, Slayer the AMP king doesn't seem to get much hostility when he posts in community board stickies.

As a random note, I currently have 43 pages of AMP. Slayer has 55, so I still got a good number of unique topics to post in to catch up to him. Even though my AMP is high relative to the majority of posters, I got no hope in getting close to Slayer's massive 34k AMP.


I crave female affection way more than I let on.


I got high on weed like few weeks ago, I was still high at work, drove high too. Went well considering.

The driving part was stupid, dude.

i think im trans but... sometimes when i put on tights and stuff i pop dong so idk... maybe im just a pervert

Do you have any trans friends you can talk to, to gauge further how you might be feeling?
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obeseexplosive
02/03/18 1:54:19 AM
#124:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
I sent most of them and the bra and panties

so you and @CrimsonRage are the ones huh

man

I'm not a normal man

yeah you're a cornman

im cornman, you're A cornman

or what should i call my posse

I had a reply for that but a married woman messaged me

Sorry got to go
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DocileOrangeCup
02/03/18 1:56:18 AM
#125:


Leanaunfurled posted...
idk, it's anonymous. Probably one of the Cornman people. o_O

Eh, let's do one more for tonight.

racist

Leanaunfurled posted...
I should mention that the topics I tag are usually stickies. Apparently some people get really defensive about their precious stickies. After all, there is a limit of 5 per community board. Oddly, Slayer the AMP king doesn't seem to get much hostility when he posts in community board stickies.

As a random note, I currently have 43 pages of AMP. Slayer has 55, so I still got a good number of unique topics to post in to catch up to him. Even though my AMP is high relative to the majority of posters, I got no hope in getting close to Slayer's massive 34k AMP.


i know who this iiiiiisssssssssssss

obeseexplosive posted...
I had a reply for that but a married woman messaged me

Sorry got to go

WOW WOw more important than the cornman of your dreams smh
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obeseexplosive
02/03/18 1:59:57 AM
#126:


DocileOrangeCup posted...

WOW WOw more important than the cornman of your dreams smh

The last 2 woman I slept with were married.

Don't deny me number 3
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DocileOrangeCup
02/03/18 2:02:01 AM
#127:


obeseexplosive posted...

The last 2 woman I slept with were married.

Don't deny me number 3

wow such a homewrecker

you'll never get my cob with that lifestyle
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Tmk
02/03/18 2:02:21 AM
#128:


Man some people've got serious hate issues.
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obeseexplosive
02/03/18 2:07:41 AM
#129:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
wow such a homewrecker

you'll never get my cob with that lifestyle


Sadly I'm not even joking

And yes I'm going to pursue her.
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DocileOrangeCup
02/03/18 2:08:23 AM
#130:


obeseexplosive posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
wow such a homewrecker

you'll never get my cob with that lifestyle


Sadly I'm not even joking

And yes I'm going to pursue her.

wow man fucked up

not cool

fuckin not cool up man
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Leanaunfurled
02/03/18 2:09:28 AM
#131:


obeseexplosive posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
wow such a homewrecker

you'll never get my cob with that lifestyle


Sadly I'm not even joking

And yes I'm going to pursue her.

dude really
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gwwak
02/03/18 2:10:45 AM
#132:


You're gonna get shot by her husband.
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obeseexplosive
02/03/18 2:15:27 AM
#133:


Leanaunfurled posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
wow such a homewrecker

you'll never get my cob with that lifestyle


Sadly I'm not even joking

And yes I'm going to pursue her.

dude really

obeseexplosive posted...
The last 2 woman I slept with were married.

Apparently that's my thing.
I don't even think I'm all that attractive
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Kaname_Madoka
02/03/18 2:21:58 AM
#134:


you got one of mine and not the other
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Leanaunfurled
02/03/18 2:24:13 AM
#135:


Kaname_Madoka posted...
you got one of mine and not the other

The stopping point was between them, I'll do it tomorrow. Honestly though, until just now I thought yours was driving while high one. I was smh at you. >_>
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Carlbertomfg
02/03/18 2:24:29 AM
#136:


Lost it at the cheese pizza bit. I'm hopping on the bandwagon. Long live the confessionanonal topics!
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mipond
02/03/18 2:25:44 AM
#137:


Why would you want to help someone chest on their spouse obessexplosive? Cause someone a lot of pain?
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Kaname_Madoka
02/03/18 2:26:24 AM
#138:


Leanaunfurled posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
you got one of mine and not the other

The stopping point was between them, I'll do it tomorrow. Honestly though, until just now I thought yours was driving while high one. I was smh at you. >_>

lmao no

tbh, mine were the popping dong in tights and the stealing weed from my dad ones

i dont have a proper liscense, just a learners, and i dont have a job
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ForestLogic
02/03/18 2:27:03 AM
#139:


Kaname_Madoka posted...
i dont have a proper liscense, just a learners, and i dont have a job


lol.
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Kaname_Madoka
02/03/18 2:27:40 AM
#140:


@ForestLogic posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
i dont have a proper liscense, just a learners, and i dont have a job


lol.

i am 16 years old

go lol yourself
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Carlbertomfg
02/03/18 2:29:17 AM
#141:


I'm absolutely stealing "popping dong."
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Kaname_Madoka
02/03/18 2:29:35 AM
#142:


Carlbertomfg posted...
I'm absolutely stealing "popping dong."

you should
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ForestLogic
02/03/18 2:30:55 AM
#143:


Kaname_Madoka posted...
@ForestLogic posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
i dont have a proper liscense, just a learners, and i dont have a job


lol.

i am 16 years old

go lol yourself


Well, fair enough I guess.
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teepan95
02/03/18 2:31:47 AM
#144:


Kaname_Madoka posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
you got one of mine and not the other

The stopping point was between them, I'll do it tomorrow. Honestly though, until just now I thought yours was driving while high one. I was smh at you. >_>

lmao no

tbh, mine were the popping dong in tights and the stealing weed from my dad ones

i dont have a proper liscense, just a learners, and i dont have a job

I thought the tights one might have been you
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obeseexplosive
02/03/18 2:32:45 AM
#145:


obeseexplosive posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
wow such a homewrecker

you'll never get my cob with that lifestyle


Sadly I'm not even joking

And yes I'm going to pursue her.

dude really

obeseexplosive posted...
The last 2 woman I slept with were married.

Apparently that's my thing.
I don't even think I'm all that attractive

Just to clarify the last 2 came after me. And the fact this one messaged me. Call me Sancho I quess
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nevershine
02/03/18 2:32:47 AM
#146:


Tomorrow's gonna get pretty dark
<_<
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DocileOrangeCup
02/03/18 2:39:12 AM
#147:


nevershine posted...
Tomorrow's gonna get pretty dark
<_<

every day gets dark WTF
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Leanaunfurled
02/03/18 2:40:01 AM
#148:


nevershine posted...
Tomorrow's gonna get pretty dark
<_<

It's dark right now, it's night time.
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Kaname_Madoka
02/03/18 2:40:04 AM
#149:


teepan95 posted...
I thought the tights one might have been you

not my fault i dont use caps or punctuation
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teepan95
02/03/18 2:41:06 AM
#150:


Kaname_Madoka posted...
teepan95 posted...
I thought the tights one might have been you

not my fault i dont use caps or punctuation

Nah, just from the contents
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