Current Events > CE Confession Topic ~ The Best One Yet

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My wife and I are a three-way poly couple. I have a girlfriend that I'm really in love with. Thing is I think I love the girlfriend more than my wife. Especially after catching her trash talking me to her fuck buddy. Not the first time either. Don't get me wrong I do everything for this woman especially after she became severely disabled. I only stick with her now because I feel despite that society will label me as the guy who left his wife when she really needed him for younger able bodied girl. Admit it ladies if a guy said he divorced his severely disabled ex because he couldn't take it anymore would you be willing to sling leg for him still?

i get super bad intrusive thoughts about things 24/7. i think awful shit but i dont actually mean any of it.

why wouldn't I mean you? I've wanted you for years. long enough that we have each other's numbers

Kill me.

Ohhhhh! Shipping confession! My guilty pleasure is Chara x Frisk fanfics, sin optional. No matter how bad my day is I can read some and I'm ok again for a little while. The Undertale community is ehhh at times but it has some DAMN good writers on Archive Of Our Own

Rofl, the board owner of The Ganon Pit got triggered over the offensive 3 letter t word and blacklisted me. "Tag" confirmed as the most offensive word according to community board owners. This is my third blacklisting by the way.

Leana, Care to give your thoughts on the stunt brutal pulled last year? Where he said he was going to die in a few weeks because of liver failure due to his alcoholism? And then a few days later he made a topic about how heavy he was drinking? Thoughts on this?

I eat ass

I've done pay to watch porn webcam vids with mi ex gf before. Made decent cash, depending on what the viewers wanted us to do. I actually kinda miss it.

I once owned an eMachines Desktop.

(intrusive thoughts) I think it happens because im just terrible or something, idk what else it could be. i have had a fucked up life so i dunno

I'm here about the brutal liver confession again. The point I'm trying to get across, is you find him joking about that sort of shit okay? That sort of shit is horrendous. He was belittling and mocking alcoholics and alcoholism with that stupid ass stunt.

I have several alts I'll have elaborate conversations with myself on in other topics.

Kind of jealous of the people who saw joestarrr's nudes. She's pretty.

*says something offensive for attention*

I have a belly full of hot, creamy, corn right now

I don't know what I ever did to you Armando, but you sure turned on me fast. It saddens me. @armandro

I often fantasize about being murdered in various horrific ways. Like in the movies where the hero is on a conveyer belt heading for a giant saw blade, and escapes at the last second. I just imagine myself being ripped open by it instead. Or wrapped up like a mummy so I can't move and fed through a wood chipper feet first. Another is having a meat hook stabbed into one eye socket and out the other, lifted into the air by my face, and slowly dipped into acid.

if she gets jealous at the thought of me being in a relationsip, then she's *probably* into me, right? there's never been anything romantic between us, but idk *shrug*

*sigh* My alcoholic friend was doing so well. He text me in the afternoon saying he was hanging out with friends from work at the bar. My wife and I had been brewery hopping downtown all day.

So we make our final stop for the night to the bar where everyone is at. He asked me to buy him a drink. I declined a few times. After a while I said "Fuck it man, you're 28 years old. You can make your own choices". I got him ONE fucking shot of Crown, I drank a shitty dive bar beer, stayed for all of 20 minutes and left.

At 1:30 a.m. his sister send me a text saying he totaled his car and got a DUI. I live 2 minutes from the bar. His sister literally lives like, 30 seconds from it. He could have called one of us.

Now I feel shitty for buying him a drink, but at the same time feel like I shouldn't feel responsible for someone who's been a legal adult for a fucking decade.

I didn't find the Sonic 06 kissing scene that bad. Sure it was cringe worthy, u guess but it wasn't too bad. At least not shut down your console and throw the game in the trash worthy. Though with how bad the game is, you would have done that a long time ago.

deus vult!!

Just got a second follower. Am I expected to follow them back? Is it discourteous not to? I've never had a friend before.

Someone else mentioned they hate [Redacted]. Well I do too.

mexican street corn is called elote

how are you today?

eagles or patriots?

(my female friends gets jealous at the thought of me in a relationship) what else could it be iyo? I don't want to end up misjudging the situation <_<

Even though a lot of people think CE is terrible, I wish I was as popular as some of the well known posters here. I am legitimately envious of them.

I hope cornman finds his one true love.

So how long do you guys think [User] will last before his life crashes and burns? The dude can't stop drinking alcohol, eating whatever the fuck he wants, and does nothing to help him sleep better. He's clearly on a path to self-destruction and he doesn't really seem to care.

My girlfriend (who's otherwise really pretty and in good shape) only showers once per week and doesn't wear deodorant. And I am incredibly turned on by her stench.

That said though, by the end of the week she doesn't even smell that much. It's pretty much only when she gets really sweaty :(

I truly wish that Trump will cleanse the United States of non white people. They're useless lazy bums who hold us back

I have never loved or cared about anyone but my best friend who killed themselves years ago. I feel empty on the inside and feel nothing towards my friends or family. What am I supposed to do?

So what's the deal with [CEgal] and [CEman] anyway? Apparently in separate IRL relationships but running around talking all lovey-dovey and shit. And she made that topic about emotional cheating a while ago. Clear this up for me leana is something shady going on?

I intentionally go out of my way to mark people for the most minor ToS violations if I notice one. I find it humorous when people come back saying something like "I can't believe I got modded for [blank]" and sometimes even getting them to repeat it just for me to mark it again and see them likely get warned. I never actually mark notable ToS violations though because I don't care.

I have a kind PM from a user that I frequently read again when I'm feeling bad and I'm somewhat bothered by the fact that other people have started liking said user more lately it seems, even in this thread.

I'm currently in a relationship with a woman where I'm closer to the age of her kids than I am to her.

I bet a user 1 Bitcoin that the Patriots would win the Super Bowl on a game board. I deleted the post and have convinced others to agree with me that he's a liar and made the whole thing up because he doesn't have a screenshot and it doesn't archive anywhere. People have started bringing it up when he posts in other topics to discredit him and mock him now and I go along with it because I'm in too deep.
How long until it blows over?

i think im developing an addiction to prescriptions i was taking recreationally and i dont know what to do about it

I hate everything about my existence and am waiting to die simply because I wouldn't want my family to know I committed suicide and feel bad.

The last time I was at my gf's place, I considered stealing some of her prescription painkillers so I could use them even though I don't need them. She described them as making her "floaty" and I want to try it. I'd probably end up getting hooked on them if I did.

That political one is racist. However I would support merit based immigration. We already have enough deadweights of our own. We don't need to take deadweights from other countries.

Surprised to see someone complain about my gimmick on a certain community board even though I never ran it there.

cornman is a poo

My girlfriend cheated on me with another woman. When I found out they split up. Now Im cheating on my girlfriend with the same woman.

It isn't the Sanctuary board.

I'm going to divorce my (older than me) wife to start a relationship with my stepdaughter. Who's the cuck now, Sarah?

Are we blanchin'? Gurl, we blanchin'.
I live up in a mansion.

Same confession about my dad bringing back my abusive mom. He was diagnosed with Skin cancer, and the tears wont stop

I have a relationship with a fictional character I take completely seriously and have for the past 11 years and I wish I could find a way to tell this to people so they'd stop trying to hook me up with people. even as a joke it makes me kind of sick

I think it is stupid to have a meltdown over a fictional character. Then again some people take their husbandos and waifus way too seriously. Threatening to kill these 2D characters often makes these people super mad, which results in some rather hilarious meltdowns. Recently I stopped running this gimmick because the meltdowns were too hot to handle, even for me.

I hate my mom and wish she was dead.

I hope President Trump kicks all the [Redacted] out.

I have nude pics of one of the currently active CEgals. I jerk off to them every now and then.

Why do you have to have a head?

Aww, but I wanna watch the Scary Monkey Show!

Im bicurious. My preference is 99.99% female, but on rare occasions I see men with whom Id have sexy times.