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Leanaunfurled 02/01/18 8:24:16 PM #1: |
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Mikablu 02/01/18 8:26:23 PM #2: |
Tag
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Cleo_II 02/01/18 8:26:55 PM #3: |
Oh snap
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Harpie 02/01/18 8:28:06 PM #4: |
weeeeeeeeeeeee
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Tyranthraxus 02/01/18 8:29:05 PM #5: |
I confess that I think these topics should be locked immediately by mods.
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jpenny2 02/01/18 8:33:17 PM #6: |
Inb4 Warned
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Harpie 02/01/18 8:34:17 PM #8: |
CrimsonRage posted...
rip Leana jpenny2 posted... Inb4 Warned --- hi there :3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 02/01/18 8:37:39 PM #9: |
Tyranthraxus posted...
I confess that I think these topics should be locked immediately by mods. I confess that you [redacted] because [redacted] and should [redacted] [redacted] --- Love dolphins and whales? Come hang out at Cetacea Cove! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leanaunfurled 02/01/18 8:39:21 PM #10: |
-wiggles uncontrollably-
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I hope the mods don't get you too badly for this. I like you, and I'd miss you. (Aww, thanks. If I'm Warned you can still see me on the MHW board with my 5 messages a day or whatever!) weeeeeeeeee also i love you leana youre a great and really funny person <333 (<3 Thank you.) I'll stick with you baby for a thousand years Nothing's gonna touch you in these golden years To enable screen reader support, press Ctrl+Alt+Z To learn about keyboard shortcuts, press Ctrl+slash I think this site is full of legitimate cucks who vehemently defend things against their interests because the moderation system has impressed upon them a very odd set of morals from years of use. (Fight the power!) (Translated: I love sex) I wish [CE user] would just [redacted] already and [redacted]. There's no possible way they're having positive effect on society. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Carlbertomfg 02/01/18 8:39:43 PM #11: |
You should post the confessions but take out all the vowels.
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Harpie 02/01/18 8:43:46 PM #12: |
Carlbertomfg posted...
You should post the confessions but take out all the vowels. why tho --- hi there :3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Carlbertomfg 02/01/18 8:44:53 PM #13: |
Harpie posted...
Carlbertomfg posted...You should post the confessions but take out all the vowels. To make hilarious incomprehensible garbage that won't rile anyone up or get anyone got. Mods NEED the vowels. --- TOPIC CRUSHER ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sanctuary 02/01/18 8:45:41 PM #14: |
inb4 I get my alt warned too.
That was a joke mods, I have no intention of intentionally breaking the ToS >_> --- Gamer99z is not my alt. https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1391-the-sanctuary-for-gifted-cemen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 02/01/18 8:46:41 PM #15: |
Carlbertomfg posted...
Harpie posted...Carlbertomfg posted...You should post the confessions but take out all the vowels. Take the confession and run it through the OwO plugin for chrome, then post it. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SomeLikeItHoth 02/01/18 8:47:26 PM #16: |
Tyranthraxus posted...
I confess that I think these topics should be locked immediately by mods. --- Trump/Pence 2016 Make America Great Again ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leanaunfurled 02/01/18 8:50:57 PM #17: |
I added Leana on my Switch today without telling her.
(Yes it's true, I just added this mystery person back. They play FIFA. I'm a shut-in and I'm drinking myself to death. My left kidney feels like it's failing, but I'm trying to keep the mindset that it's just something I pulled so I don't have to go to the doctor. (Please see a doctor, I believe you'll really regret it when you're left with no other options.) Leana is brutal still alive?? (He is, last talked last night. He has an alt here. Who~) Carlbertomfg should take all the vowels out of his ass. (...ss?) dean is still a butt. Stop being a butt, dean. (Surely he's back by now. @deanshow) This is a moderator and you're on thin ice, young lady. (I know. I live life on the edge.) I miss you CE, college is bothersome and I dont recognize half the people now, and Im not even that old of a member relatively speaking. So often I see drama from two basically unknown people. (Get to know some of the unknowns! They might be cool.) --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 02/01/18 9:00:43 PM #18: |
T H I N I C E --- hi there :3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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obeseexplosive 02/01/18 9:03:03 PM #19: |
Guten tag
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jpenny2 02/01/18 9:08:47 PM #20: |
Harpie posted...
That's cold. --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 || IGN: Penny || TSV: 3067 || Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. | Permanently banned ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leanaunfurled 02/01/18 9:11:38 PM #21: |
I had a sexy dream about @DocileOrangeCup :/
(I mean who hasn't?) I'm addicted to Canada Dry green tea ginger ale. I didn't realize how much I had been drinking until I saw eight 2-liter bottles in my fridge, down from eleven bottles yesterday. I don't think I've drank anything besides that for the last week. (Is that healthier or is it pretty much a typical soda? I'm addicted to sweet tea, so no judgement here.) I am a man in the CEGal's discord. Mwaha (No you're not. :)) There's a list of users that should [redacted] themselves and [User] is at the top of this list. I laughed when he [made a specific topic]. (This is why people really shouldn't seek depression/suicidal thoughts help on CE.) I don't actually like Sayoria or LanHikari10. I just say I do sometimes because I dunno why. (Kinda weird tbh :P) It was me, Dio! >:D I'm Harpie and I'm a cornman Alt tbh. also burnt puke is my uncle I want to go to one of those furry orgy things just to see what it's like. (I'd probably be traumatized.) Annie, are you okay? You okay? You okay, Annie? - "As an exercise in creating more believable characters for a book I started writing, I have had five separate personalities across six accounts that I use to post on CE, all of them wildly distinct with fully fleshed out personalities, backstories, and gimmicks. I even have grammatical ticks and certain sayings, catchphrases, almost, for an added touch of variation. (I'll be honest, that actually sounds awesome, as a fellow writer. I think that could truly be a fun and unique way to help get into your characters' heads. There are some exercises like that that I've seen as recommended things to do. Though yeah, abandoning the book makes that a bummer. You could always pick it up again--your characters are waiting for you. Though I won't lie, I'm dying to know who the accounts are, ha. Though I'm kind of wondering if this is Usurp. Didn't he make Rain for a book or something? If so, PM me, I miss ya.) --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Resolution 02/01/18 9:14:11 PM #22: |
@SomeLikeItHoth is so butthurt lol
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Sayoria 02/01/18 9:15:35 PM #23: |
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Harpie 02/01/18 9:16:54 PM #24: |
Sayoria posted...
Someone doesn't like me? :( What are you gonna do?? --- hi there :3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sayoria 02/01/18 9:18:50 PM #25: |
Harpie posted...
Sayoria posted...Someone doesn't like me? :( Cry. Hard. :( --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leanaunfurled 02/01/18 9:27:44 PM #26: |
how would you rank da hottest cemen and da hottest cegals? Well, vegy. Hottest CEgal is definitely serpounce. Hottest CEguy is @Unquestionable. I have a major crush on TC and have thought some extremely inappropriate things about her. :x I've had inappropriate thoughts about you, too! I am The Great Cornholio. I need T.P. for Cornman's bunghole. Your fetishes are nothing to be ashamed about. Unless your fetish is being humiliated. Then you should be very ashamed, you nasty little pervert. I hate zombies. I hate how they've taken over horror media and wish they would just die already. ...Uh, no pun intended. >_> Once a fad takes hold, movies and tv shows just run the hell out of it. I'm tired of zombies and superheroes. Leana you're fat. Work on that. Yeah, you're right. I have been, just slowly. You likely didn't say that out of concern, but thanks anyway. :) I like getting drunk and getting tied up with candle wax being poured on me. Then tons of sexy time. I win! I heard using candle wax for that kind of thing can be quite fun. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 02/01/18 9:30:41 PM #27: |
Leanaunfurled posted...
I am The Great Cornholio. I need T.P. for Cornman's bunghole. Wow WOw Leanaunfurled posted... I'm Harpie and I'm a cornman Alt tbh. also burnt puke is my uncle Wow how do you feel about this Harpie Leanaunfurled posted... I had a sexy dream about @DocileOrangeCup :/ That's true even I have --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg this space for rent (really) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leanaunfurled 02/01/18 9:38:37 PM #28: |
I find it difficult to think of people on the same level as me. I know Im not much better of a person, or of course even better at all, but my personal bias doesnt really wanna let me acknowledge people may have good reasons to be like they are, so I just see the worst while putting myself on a pedestal. Maybe, its hard to describe my feelings. I think you're me? I figured that $250 game from the last topic was unrealistic with how many topics are created. Looks like the topic is in fact going to slip through the cracks. I think next time I'll make it a little easier and raise the reward. I have Smooth Criminal stuck in my head thanks to that one confession. I HATE YOU, RANDOM USER!! >:( Psh, you love it. It's a great song. :P You can find good fetish videos on YouTube if you search hard enough there is a mormon in my class This is cornman I like to "stroke the corn" if ya know what I mean Ohh, I made Sayoria cry. I'm sorry, I was just trolling. I really do like you and Lan! D: You just admitted to lying about that. How can you ever be trusted again?! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 02/01/18 9:48:54 PM #29: |
Leanaunfurled posted...
This is cornman I like to "stroke the corn" if ya know what I mean @obeseexplosive explain yourself --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg this space for rent (really) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssj3vegeta2 02/01/18 10:00:46 PM #30: |
Leanaunfurled posted...
Well, vegy. Hottest CEgal is definitely serpounce. Hottest CEguy is dat wasn't me not bad cegal choice doe --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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obeseexplosive 02/01/18 10:01:20 PM #31: |
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...This is cornman I like to "stroke the corn" if ya know what I mean That one isn't me. But I have another coming up. If ya know what I mean --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leanaunfurled 02/01/18 10:12:00 PM #32: |
I once jock straped my uncle on a booze cruise why you ask because a tan for this lovely Stan makes women sit on the can so I was a half a beer in and I just say fuck it because I'm pretty wasted off the fumes I take my sweaty and ready strap and wrap it around my uncles facehe doesn't know what going on praying to the only good he doesn't know that he gos over board the point is I attend booze cruises I think you're drunk right now. I have an issue with emotional distancing. I'm extremely shy and keep to myself, and in the off chance that I start knowing people on a deeper level I purposefully work against that connection to keep us strangers. I do this with immediate family too. Do you know why you do this? Yo Hi Leana, you got an ass that won't quit. hnnng I once snorted [redacted] off my girlfriends tits. (No joke) then banged the hell out of her for 4 hours.... what about da top 5 who gets in dere? I don't know. Some hot people. I have proof my ex girlfriend who I havent spoken to is years is stalking me on gamefaqs If it's actual stalking, shouldn't you be worried? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 02/01/18 10:18:12 PM #33: |
obeseexplosive posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...Leanaunfurled posted...This is cornman I like to "stroke the corn" if ya know what I mean oh man i cant wait --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg this space for rent (really) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leanaunfurled 02/01/18 10:26:02 PM #34: |
I have a sexual fantasy in which a long, thick, gorgeous snake [detailed fantasy involving people and a snake] Hawt I just deeded so hard just now. Like literally had the best orgasm ever. Y'all will never experience one like I just did. Best orgasm and it isn't from sex? I am a moderator and I compensate for my micropenis by deleting messages that make fun of anime. When i get bored of porn i like to use make up apps to make myself looks like a girl and deed to my own gender bent pictures I don't even like Cornman. I just want to smoke his corncob pipe. inhale* I just wanted to say thanks for kicking s0y0ung off of CE. She was a great poster :( I did what now?? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 02/01/18 10:28:20 PM #35: |
Leanaunfurled posted...
I don't even like Cornman. I just want to smoke his corncob pipe. leana what do you think of this --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg this space for rent (really) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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apolloooo 02/01/18 10:31:43 PM #36: |
Leanaunfurled posted...
I find it difficult to think of people on the same level as me. I know Im not much better of a person, or of course even better at all, but my personal bias doesnt really wanna let me acknowledge people may have good reasons to be like they are, so I just see the worst while putting myself on a pedestal. Maybe, its hard to describe my feelings. Holy shit so relatable --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leanaunfurled 02/01/18 10:34:42 PM #37: |
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...I don't even like Cornman. I just want to smoke his corncob pipe. I think you have a cute little pipe that's designed like a corncob. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leanaunfurled 02/01/18 11:51:10 PM #38: |
I perform best in bed when Im tipsy. And its not even close. . I do get whiskey dick though - I just have to pace myself so that doesnt happen. Kinda weird but its to the extent I cant really date you unless youre willing to drink when you go out. The good side effect is that I usually just drink socially now because of this. You can, like, work on your bed game while sober. >_>; I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders, I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed, along with the words they made me speak. Words are... peculiar. With each change, I changed too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong... War changed me - and not only my visage. Words can kill. When I was a pre-teen, my female cousin who is two years older and I did [redacted] with each other one night. Half way through I realized that it was kind of fucked up so I got up and went into the bathroom for like 20 minutes. Wasn't this already posted in previous confession topics? >< I figured out that my wife was camming with some guy she met on reddit because of a thread similar to these ones on a different message board. That's weird. What kind of camming? I mean, it's all fishy imo. I'm sorry, but I'm glad you guys sound better. Once I deeded so hard I popped a blood vessel in my cock... O-oh... Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you My loneliness is killing me (and I) Two songs in a row, nice. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 02/01/18 11:53:53 PM #39: |
Leanaunfurled posted...
I think you have a cute little pipe that's designed like a corncob. if I was a drug man i would or maybe BUBBLES Leanaunfurled posted... I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders, I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed, along with the words they made me speak. Words are... peculiar. With each change, I changed too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong... War changed me - and not only my visage. Words can kill. SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg this space for rent (really) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eevee-Trainer 02/01/18 11:56:32 PM #40: |
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fire_bolt 02/02/18 12:12:05 AM #41: |
Tag
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Leanaunfurled 02/02/18 12:12:35 AM #42: |
@DocileOrangeCup
You're getting a lot of confessions about you. Are you ok? Do you need me to call someone for you? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 02/02/18 12:15:04 AM #43: |
Leanaunfurled posted...
@DocileOrangeCup lol im still gettin some? im gonna need you to post them all ok --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg this space for rent (really) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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obeseexplosive 02/02/18 12:17:55 AM #44: |
;>_>
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DocileOrangeCup 02/02/18 12:18:51 AM #45: |
obeseexplosive posted...
;>_> Mr. Fat Bomb hast thou done some weird shit --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg this space for rent (really) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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obeseexplosive 02/02/18 12:23:15 AM #46: |
Verily Mr Cup
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DocileOrangeCup 02/02/18 12:24:35 AM #47: |
obeseexplosive posted...
Verily Mr Cup its ok just know i owe you one weird act --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg this space for rent (really) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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obeseexplosive 02/02/18 12:26:02 AM #48: |
DocileOrangeCup posted...
just know i owe you one weird act Hoowoo --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leanaunfurled 02/02/18 1:03:35 AM #49: |
smh
I got a number from a girl I had just met an hour before last weekend. I won't say the full story of why and how we met but it was completely random and we hit it off with some conversation over cigarettes. But I have a longterm girlfriend and I haven't done shit with the number. I did it just to see if I could. Since college all the dates I've been on started online so it was a bit of a thrill just to get a number like that as an adult. Hey it's the guy who said "Yo." I don't really have any confessions but I wanted to contribute anyway. You're good people Leana. *thumbs up* Aw thanks :D i tried to have sex with a chicken once, but everything went wrong I. Oh. Okay. Should this be redacted? I don't know. >If it's actual stalking, shouldn't you be worried? Oh, that's still awkward. Though I guess it depends on how it ended. >< I must cornfess. All my Cornman confessionaries tonight have been while I'm at work. In fact im still here So you're daydreaming about Cornman while you're trying to work? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
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DocileOrangeCup 02/02/18 2:04:03 AM #50: |
Leanaunfurled posted...
I must cornfess. All my Cornman confessionaries tonight have been while I'm at work. In fact im still here what a great way to spend company time Leanaunfurled posted...
that was a mutual thing okay and i told him the offer only stood if they went all the way --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg this space for rent (really) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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