Board 8 > I just made my first deponent cry.

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Snrkiko
01/18/18 6:06:41 PM
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I don't know if this should make me proud as a lawyer or not.
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CaptainOfCrush
01/18/18 6:57:25 PM
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Story plz?
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Raka_Putra
01/18/18 7:07:07 PM
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Is Deponent a French surname?
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redrocket_pub
01/18/18 7:07:43 PM
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CaptainOfCrush posted...
Story plz?

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Snrkiko
01/18/18 7:17:49 PM
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took a lady's depo that by nature of the lawsuit had to ask about her ex's relationship with her and their kids

it's still relatively fresh for her so it all came out once her kids came up

fun!
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PrivateBiscuit1
01/18/18 7:27:57 PM
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Yeah, marital law is kind of a bitch sometimes.

The work I do on it ranges from hilarious transcriptions of coked up or drunk losers being obnoxious to their wives, sometimes in front of children to depressing letters on behalf of the party telling them that they can't be emotionally abusing their child and poisoning them against the other parent.

And then the even more depressing divorce settlement stories of "If you let me have the dog, you can have three of our vacation homes" knowing these idiots are richer than I'll ever be.
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Snrkiko
01/18/18 7:30:08 PM
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this wasn't marital law, just a personal injury case and i happened to be deposing the guy's ex!

and I'm still fairly new at this so i wasn't expecting the tears

but no, i could never do family law as a career. too many emotions, too much crazy, too much bitterness and pettiness
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redrocket_pub
01/18/18 7:44:13 PM
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Oh. I thought 'deponent' was a typo for defendant, and you had just Von Karma'd somebody or whatever.
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psaltery
01/18/18 7:47:33 PM
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You should not be sharing this stuff with others.
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psaltery
01/18/18 7:51:17 PM
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Definitely not online. Please keep it between your legal team and staff.
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PrivateBiscuit1
01/18/18 7:54:50 PM
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Meh. No specifics about the case have been said. Typically the rules are you can't share anything that isn't public knowledge or have no details about the case. It's not like he's specifically telling us why she was crying or anything.
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Punnyz
01/18/18 8:04:52 PM
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I had no idea what a deponent was, and I don't know what kind of Lawyer you are, so I just imagined a Phoenix Wright case and you won in court and you made the opposition cry

I still couldn't decide if it was the other lawyer or the person the lawyer was representing that was crying
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DeepsPraw
01/18/18 8:10:50 PM
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Even if you've never heard the word before, it's pretty easy to figure out if you know what a deposition is.

You all played Phoenix Wright. I know you know
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Leonhart4
01/18/18 8:11:29 PM
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There are no depositions in Ace Attorney
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Snrkiko
01/18/18 8:21:46 PM
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psaltery posted...
Definitely not online. Please keep it between your legal team and staff.

emotional lawsuits involving kids and families is not a novel thing
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psaltery
01/18/18 8:50:55 PM
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Loose Lips Sink Ships: Keeping Clients Confidences Outside of Work

The duties of confidentiality are detailed in the American Bar Associations Model Rules of Professional Conduct. Rule 1.6(a) states a lawyer shall not reveal information relating to the representation of a client unless the client gives informed consent. Rule 1.6(c) states a lawyer shall make reasonable efforts to prevent the inadvertent or unauthorized disclosure of, or unauthorized access to, information relating to the representation of a client. Rules 1.9 and 1.18 also extend an attorneys duty to protect the privileged and confidential information of former and prospective clients, respectively.

https://www.americanbar.org/groups/young_lawyers/publications/tyl/topics/ethics/loose-lips-sink-ships-keeping-clients-confidences-outside-work.html
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Snrkiko
01/18/18 8:55:29 PM
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hi so

no privileged or confidential information was given at all

so

legal advice: kindly fuck off
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Mobilezoid
01/18/18 8:57:37 PM
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What kind of lawyer are you? First you show indications of having a soul and now you're giving free legal advice.

You'll never make partner at this rate.
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banananor
01/18/18 8:57:38 PM
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no now you listen here, i think psalt is the expert
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Snrkiko
01/18/18 8:58:37 PM
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Mobilezoid posted...
What kind of lawyer are you? First you show indications of having a soul and now you're giving free legal advice.

You'll never make partner at this rate.

https://thebyronicmandotcom2.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/lionel_hutz1.jpg
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Peace___Frog
01/18/18 9:14:01 PM
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Mobilezoid posted...
What kind of lawyer are you? First you show indications of having a soul and now you're giving free legal advice.

You'll never make partner at this rate.

This was a good post
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PrivateBiscuit1
01/18/18 9:36:10 PM
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Snrkiko, thanks to your admission of your case with a woman who has an ex and kids, I have done research and narrowed your case down to a total of 500,000 possible cases.

I will be informing your firm and the ABA about your disclosure of client information.
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Snrkiko
01/18/18 10:52:58 PM
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update: im in jail now
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Dark Young Link
01/18/18 11:10:58 PM
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Snrkiko posted...
update: im in jail now


kdE8vR5
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azuarc
01/18/18 11:39:44 PM
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Snrkiko posted...
and i happened to be deposing the guy's ex!

I wish I could be deposing somebody's ex. Or rather, they're the ex because I deposed them.
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pjbasis
01/19/18 9:50:18 AM
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Snrkiko posted...
update: im in jail now


I hope this is directly related to making this topic
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neonreaper
01/19/18 10:12:05 AM
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It doesnt sound like you made her cry. I dont know what you expect from this topic but its not a good look in any way
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Snrkiko
01/19/18 10:26:59 AM
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neonreaper posted...
It doesnt sound like you made her cry. I dont know what you expect from this topic but its not a good look in any way

you're right im sorry
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redrocket_pub
01/19/18 10:29:30 AM
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A lot of people with sticks up their asses for some weird reason.
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LOLIAmAnAlt
01/20/18 8:03:35 PM
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This topic went weird places
Glad I read
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ninkendo
01/20/18 8:28:23 PM
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Tell them how much you want to snuggle your blade waifus
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