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MrMelodramatic 12/09/17 6:08:35 PM #1: |
hmmmmm
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Lokarin 12/09/17 6:09:00 PM #2: |
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Cacciato 12/09/17 6:21:30 PM #3: |
Dick snapped in half?
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Andromicus 12/09/17 6:42:48 PM #4: |
Beans over the frank?
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Smarkil 12/09/17 6:50:47 PM #5: |
Testicular Torsion?
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ReggieTheReckless 12/09/17 6:57:43 PM #6: |
Nuts frozen to the porch?
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Far-Queue 12/09/17 7:02:41 PM #7: |
A little too much cheese on your lady friend's taco?
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MrMelodramatic 12/09/17 7:03:46 PM #8: |
Um, vaginal tightness?
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Jen0125 12/09/17 7:05:53 PM #9: |
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kangolcone 12/09/17 7:05:59 PM #10: |
MrMelodramatic posted...
Um, vaginal tightness? Negative. Its usually a sign of dryness which indicates lack of readiness or excitedness on her part. --- Meh. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PK_Spam 12/09/17 7:16:16 PM #11: |
kangolcone posted...
MrMelodramatic posted...Um, vaginal tightness? Some women naturally don't lubricate themselves well either. Just make sure to bring a tube for sexytimes But... uh... maybe you should spend a little extra time on foreplay, if you know what I mean. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 12/09/17 7:17:59 PM #12: |
PK_Spam posted...
Some women naturally don't lubricate themselves well either. Just make sure to bring a tube for sexytimes Yeah, you gotta lick the stamp before you drop it in her mailbox. --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ASlaveObeys 12/09/17 8:15:17 PM #13: |
Eat it and spit. Eat it well and make sure you are getting it wet
Have her get sloppy sucking. Spit SPIT SPIT SPIT Or just bring lube. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nesspoojeff 12/09/17 8:25:11 PM #14: |
ASlaveObeys posted...
Eat it and spit. Eat it well and make sure you are getting it wet Username checks out. --- Boy, that made about as much sense as a naked Michael Landon praying to a statue of Satan composed mainly of tapioca pudding and hamster pellets.-Beware The JBD ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SusanGreenEyes 12/09/17 10:43:45 PM #15: |
ASlaveObeys posted...
Eat it and spit. Eat it well and make sure you are getting it wet Don't spit on people. What is the matter with you? Lube is enough. --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 12/09/17 10:53:16 PM #16: |
spit is not a lubricant
spit makes things worse --- "Dogs smell like they've had too much fun and need a bath Cats smell like espionage" - Mead ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cruddy_horse 12/09/17 11:03:26 PM #17: |
ASlaveObeys posted...
Eat it and spit. Eat it well and make sure you are getting it wet I'm not really an expert on the topic at hand but I'm pretty sure spit/saliva is a very poor lubricant substitute. --- equo ne credite! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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