Poll of the Day > Sexperts, I need your help with a weird/embarrassing problem.

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MrMelodramatic
12/09/17 6:08:35 PM
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hmmmmm
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Lokarin
12/09/17 6:09:00 PM
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Torn frenulum?
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Cacciato
12/09/17 6:21:30 PM
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Dick snapped in half?
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Andromicus
12/09/17 6:42:48 PM
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Beans over the frank?
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Smarkil
12/09/17 6:50:47 PM
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Testicular Torsion?
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ReggieTheReckless
12/09/17 6:57:43 PM
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Nuts frozen to the porch?
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Far-Queue
12/09/17 7:02:41 PM
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A little too much cheese on your lady friend's taco?
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MrMelodramatic
12/09/17 7:03:46 PM
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Um, vaginal tightness?
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Jen0125
12/09/17 7:05:53 PM
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kangolcone
12/09/17 7:05:59 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Um, vaginal tightness?


Negative. Its usually a sign of dryness which indicates lack of readiness or excitedness on her part.
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PK_Spam
12/09/17 7:16:16 PM
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kangolcone posted...
MrMelodramatic posted...
Um, vaginal tightness?


Negative. Its usually a sign of dryness which indicates lack of readiness or excitedness on her part.

Some women naturally don't lubricate themselves well either. Just make sure to bring a tube for sexytimes

But... uh... maybe you should spend a little extra time on foreplay, if you know what I mean.
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Far-Queue
12/09/17 7:17:59 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
Some women naturally don't lubricate themselves well either. Just make sure to bring a tube for sexytimes

But... uh... maybe you should spend a little extra time on foreplay, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, you gotta lick the stamp before you drop it in her mailbox.
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ASlaveObeys
12/09/17 8:15:17 PM
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Eat it and spit. Eat it well and make sure you are getting it wet
Have her get sloppy sucking. Spit

SPIT SPIT SPIT

Or just bring lube.
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nesspoojeff
12/09/17 8:25:11 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
Eat it and spit. Eat it well and make sure you are getting it wet
Have her get sloppy sucking. Spit

SPIT SPIT SPIT

Or just bring lube.


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SusanGreenEyes
12/09/17 10:43:45 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
Eat it and spit. Eat it well and make sure you are getting it wet
Have her get sloppy sucking. Spit

SPIT SPIT SPIT

Or just bring lube.

Don't spit on people.
What is the matter with you?
Lube is enough.
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helIy
12/09/17 10:53:16 PM
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spit is not a lubricant

spit makes things worse
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Cruddy_horse
12/09/17 11:03:26 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
Eat it and spit. Eat it well and make sure you are getting it wet
Have her get sloppy sucking. Spit

SPIT SPIT SPIT

Or just bring lube.


I'm not really an expert on the topic at hand but I'm pretty sure spit/saliva is a very poor lubricant substitute.
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