Poll of the Day > Didn't notice my boyfriend left the toilet seat up. Almost fell in.

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Jen0125
12/05/17 8:19:30 AM
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Oops

My bad
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Kyuubi4269
12/05/17 8:20:39 AM
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Remember when she said it wasn't her bad?
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Foppe
12/05/17 8:22:58 AM
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Have to see that South Park episode again some day.
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Sarcasthma
12/05/17 8:23:03 AM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
Remember when she said it wasn't her bad?

I do not.
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Dikitain
12/05/17 8:33:24 AM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
Remember when she said it wasn't her bad?

Nah, Jen has always been cool about that and said that if you don't look down before sitting it is on you.

You are thinking of someone else.
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Jen0125
12/05/17 8:43:42 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Remember when she said it wasn't her bad?

I do not.

Dikitain posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Remember when she said it wasn't her bad?

Nah, Jen has always been cool about that and said that if you don't look down before sitting it is on you.

You are thinking of someone else.


Thanks guys. No Kyuubi, I have never said that. Leaving the seat up and putting it down is a two way street. Plus my boyfriend hardly ever leaves it up so what am I gonna bitch about there? He left it up on accident and I wasn't paying attention and almost fell in the dang toilet. It's hilarious.
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TheCyborgNinja
12/05/17 8:46:36 AM
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I always put the seat and lid down, but there are times where I lift both and go to sit. Ive yet to fall in, but its been close.
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Jen0125
12/05/17 8:48:09 AM
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We always have the lid up and seat is usually down for the most part. Except.. This morning I guess
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PK_Spam
12/05/17 9:19:39 AM
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Who stands up to pee when they're home? And even when I do, I keep the seat down. Because I'm not a five year old who doesn't know how to clean up after myself.
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Sarcasthma
12/05/17 9:21:37 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Remember when she said it wasn't her bad?

I do not.

Dikitain posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Remember when she said it wasn't her bad?

Nah, Jen has always been cool about that and said that if you don't look down before sitting it is on you.

You are thinking of someone else.


Thanks guys. No Kyuubi, I have never said that. Leaving the seat up and putting it down is a two way street. Plus my boyfriend hardly ever leaves it up so what am I gonna bitch about there? He left it up on accident and I wasn't paying attention and almost fell in the dang toilet. It's hilarious.

@Kyuubi4269
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Lokarin
12/05/17 9:24:51 AM
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If ur booty was big enough you could sit on the rim
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PK_Spam
12/05/17 9:31:15 AM
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Lokarin posted...
If ur booty was big enough you could sit on the rim

You heard it here first Jen. Start doing squats
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SilverClock
12/05/17 10:03:01 AM
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Lol I don't see how you can walk into the bathroom and not see the position the seat is in. Like, do you walk in there backwards?? XDD Lmao!
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SkynyrdRocker
12/05/17 10:04:25 AM
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PK_Spam posted...
Who stands up to pee when they're home? And even when I do, I keep the seat down. Because I'm not a five year old who doesn't know how to clean up after myself.

Enjoy that splashback on the seat when you go to poop.
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Jen0125
12/05/17 10:48:28 AM
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PK_Spam posted...
Lokarin posted...
If ur booty was big enough you could sit on the rim

You heard it here first Jen. Start doing squats


I was on the edge of the rim

SilverClock posted...
Lol I don't see how you can walk into the bathroom and not see the position the seat is in. Like, do you walk in there backwards?? XDD Lmao!


I just don't even look before I sit because I'm not expecting the seat to be up :o

PK_Spam posted...
Who stands up to pee when they're home? And even when I do, I keep the seat down. Because I'm not a five year old who doesn't know how to clean up after myself.


He does put it back down 99% of the time. But when you wake up at 4am to go to work accidents like leaving the seat up may happen.
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OhhhJa
12/05/17 10:51:52 AM
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Why dont you just stand up and pee like a real man?
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Jen0125
12/05/17 10:54:35 AM
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OhhhJa posted...
Why dont you just stand up and pee like a real man?


Because my wiener is inside my body and I'll pee all over my legs
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OhhhJa
12/05/17 11:05:22 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
OhhhJa posted...
Why dont you just stand up and pee like a real man?


Because my wiener is inside my body and I'll pee all over my legs

You probably just haven't mastered the proper technique
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Smarkil
12/05/17 11:07:37 AM
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PK_Spam posted...
Who stands up to pee when they're home?


Men mostly
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TallTamryu
12/05/17 11:10:45 AM
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I check every single time 100% to make sure. Taking chances is for bums!
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Jen0125
12/05/17 11:12:25 AM
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TallTamryu posted...
I check every single time 100% to make sure. Taking chances is for bums!


I like to live life on the edge.... Of the toilet.
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OhhhJa
12/05/17 11:14:00 AM
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Smarkil posted...
PK_Spam posted...
Who stands up to pee when they're home?


Men mostly

Yeah sitting down to pee is what old guys do
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Ogurisama
12/05/17 11:18:46 AM
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Solid Sonic
12/05/17 12:12:01 PM
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I hope you had a good dump to make up for your trauma.
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Jen0125
12/05/17 12:14:54 PM
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Solid Sonic posted...
I hope you had a good dump to make up for your trauma.


Here I sit all broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted.
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Lokarin
12/05/17 12:16:03 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
Smarkil posted...
PK_Spam posted...
Who stands up to pee when they're home?


Men mostly

Yeah sitting down to pee is what old guys do


Muslim men have to, too. Not only that, they have to face away from certain directions (Kiblah, *sp*)
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wwinterj25
12/05/17 12:39:58 PM
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Being as no girls live in my house I tend to leave the seat and lid up for easy access unless I've gone for a shit or something. When my sisters was living with us they would just leave the lid up and expect the guys to put the seat down once they are done. I've never understood why that is. I mean if I put the seat down it's with the lid too otherwise it's pointless for me to put it down at all.
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Ludwig Von 2
12/05/17 1:01:51 PM
#28:


SilverClock posted...
Lol I don't see how you can walk into the bathroom and not see the position the seat is in. Like, do you walk in there backwards?? XDD Lmao!


This is exactly how I feel. Even if youre expecting the seat to be down not sure how you dont look at where you will be sitting.
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Jen0125
12/05/17 1:09:24 PM
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Ludwig Von 2 posted...
SilverClock posted...
Lol I don't see how you can walk into the bathroom and not see the position the seat is in. Like, do you walk in there backwards?? XDD Lmao!


This is exactly how I feel. Even if youre expecting the seat to be down not sure how you dont look at where you will be sitting.


Because the toilet never moves.
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DirtBasedSoap
12/05/17 1:12:27 PM
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SilverClock posted...
Lol I don't see how you can walk into the bathroom and not see the position the seat is in. Like, do you walk in there backwards?? XDD Lmao!

seriously what the fuck
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LaggnFragnLarry
12/05/17 1:17:17 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Here I sit all broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted.

classic bathroom graffiti
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PK_Spam
12/05/17 2:40:55 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
He does put it back down 99% of the time. But when you wake up at 4am to go to work accidents like leaving the seat up may happen.

Well I just read a tumblr post about this very subject and I learned that men do this on purpose as a misogynistic micro aggression towards women.

So according to AllMenMustDie727:), you're in an abusive relationship.
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Jen0125
12/05/17 2:46:37 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
Jen0125 posted...
He does put it back down 99% of the time. But when you wake up at 4am to go to work accidents like leaving the seat up may happen.

Well I just read a tumblr post about this very subject and I learned that men do this on purpose as a misogynistic micro aggression towards women.

So according to AllMenMustDie727:), you're in an abusive relationship.


lmao

my butt didn't even touch the water this time!
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PK_Spam
12/05/17 3:26:05 PM
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Jen0125
12/05/17 3:34:03 PM
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Better luck next time, eh?
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Sarcasthma
12/05/17 5:53:09 PM
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Kyuubi wont even come back to apologize for his hashtag fake news end hashtag.

Typical.
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Jen0125
12/05/17 5:57:47 PM
#37:


Sarcasthma posted...
Kyuubi wont even come back to apologize for his hashtag fake news end hashtag.

Typical.


Hey, people here will find any reason humanly possible to turn a topic negative.
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Sarcasthma
12/05/17 6:01:36 PM
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Running a smear campaign in a toilet topic...he should be ashamed of himself.
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Jen0125
12/05/17 6:03:53 PM
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Yeah what a shitty guy.
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Sarcasthma
12/05/17 6:08:21 PM
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These puns are pretty corny.
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Jen0125
12/05/17 6:09:23 PM
#41:


Urine for a good one up next
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Sarcasthma
12/05/17 6:13:32 PM
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It better be great, squirt.
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Jen0125
12/05/17 6:15:09 PM
#43:


Whenever this happens people expect me to rage against the latrine but I don't.
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Snuggletoof
12/05/17 6:24:51 PM
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Why do people not close the toilet before they flush? Do you want poop germs sprayed all over the bathroom?
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RCtheWSBC
12/05/17 6:29:59 PM
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Snuggletoof posted...
Why do people not close the toilet before they flush? Do you want poop germs sprayed all over the bathroom?

Some people aren't germophobes or don't care. What doesn't kill me etc.
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OhhhJa
12/05/17 6:43:30 PM
#46:


Snuggletoof posted...
Why do people not close the toilet before they flush? Do you want poop germs sprayed all over the bathroom?

It comforts me knowing that there is a little dookie on my toothbrush
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Smarkil
12/05/17 6:44:02 PM
#47:


RCtheWSBC posted...
Snuggletoof posted...
Why do people not close the toilet before they flush? Do you want poop germs sprayed all over the bathroom?

Some people aren't germophobes or don't care. What doesn't kill me etc.


yeah but you don't wash your hands either

so
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SkynyrdRocker
12/05/17 8:51:26 PM
#48:


Smarkil posted...
PK_Spam posted...
Who stands up to pee when they're home?


Men mostly

I fell over laughing
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Doctor Foxx
12/05/17 8:57:52 PM
#49:


DirtBasedSoap posted...
SilverClock posted...
Lol I don't see how you can walk into the bathroom and not see the position the seat is in. Like, do you walk in there backwards?? XDD Lmao!

seriously what the fuck

personally I am used to going to the bathroom in the dark at times, I don't like to turn on lights if it's too late or early.

but if my seat was up it would be a shocker
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SilverClock
12/05/17 9:04:14 PM
#50:


Jen0125 posted...
Yeah what a shitty guy.

Urine for a good one up next

Whenever this happens people expect me to rage against the latrine but I don't.

JEN!!
LOL!!
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