Poll of the Day > Post what you have people tagged as

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no cause ill get modded again

Yeah if you have to block a couple out it's understandable
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damn, I feel left out SMT

Damn, no tag for me

lmao i wondered how you always remembered the turtle
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What the fuck Jen you killed a turtle

I'm surprised I'm on this list at all.
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SkynyrdRocker posted...

What the fuck Jen you killed a turtle

not on purpose at all.

back when i was a brand new driver, had just got my license and my first car. i was driving in my car and trying to get to work. there was a turtle in the road and some people pulled over on the side of the road to take the turtle. being a new driver, i did not feel comfortable stopping in the middle of the street yet in case someone else came behind me. so i thought i could just line the turtle up with the underneath part of my car and drive over it without any incident and they could grab it when i passed.

the problem was i didn't really know where my tires lined up quite yet because i had only just started driving on my own and this was my first car. so instead of the turtle going underneath me and i ran it over. and i was really afraid so i just kept driving.

to the poor people stopped it probably looked like i swerved and hit it on purpose and just drove away. i feel really horrible about it every time i think about it but it was really due to my inexperienced driving.

the worst thing is that road was in a really rural area so if i had been more confident or just an experienced driver like i am now, i totally could have just stopped and waited for them to take the turtle and block that lane for them. but i just didn't feel comfortable with it back then.
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Jen0125 posted...

SkynyrdRocker posted...

What the fuck Jen you killed a turtle

not on purpose at all.

back when i was a brand new driver, had just got my license and my first car. i was driving in my car and trying to get to work. there was a turtle in the road and some people pulled over on the side of the road to take the turtle. being a new driver, i did not feel comfortable stopping in the middle of the street yet in case someone else came behind me. so i thought i could just line the turtle up with the underneath part of my car and drive over it without any incident and they could grab it when i passed.

the problem was i didn't really know where my tires lined up quite yet because i had only just started driving on my own and this was my first car. so instead of the turtle going underneath me and i ran it over. and i was really afraid so i just kept driving.

to the poor people stopped it probably looked like i swerved and hit it on purpose and just drove away. i feel really horrible about it every time i think about it but it was really due to my inexperienced driving.

the worst thing is that road was in a really rural area so if i had been more confident or just an experienced driver like i am now, i totally could have just stopped and waited for them to take the turtle and block that lane for them. but i just didn't feel comfortable with it back then.

Fucking lmao, I should feel sad for the turtle but I can't stop laughing just picturing it. People stop because they we're gonna help turtle, some white chick with glasses slowly passes by, crushes turtle, keeps going.
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Oh. I killed a squirrel once because it didn't move when I drove up to it and as I was driving away I was like "oh yeah, I totally could've braked there." It happens.

darcandkharg31 posted...

Fucking lmao, I should feel sad for the turtle but I can't stop laughing just picturing it. People stop because they we're gonna help turtle, some white chick with glasses slowly passes by, crushes turtle, keeps going.

that's pretty much exactly what it had to have looked like from their POV
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Damn, how did you hear about the OmniImmortal footjob story? That's an old one and it doesn't come up too often

Jen0125 posted...

not on purpose at all.

back when i was a brand new driver, had just got my license and my first car. i was driving in my car and trying to get to work. there was a turtle in the road and some people pulled over on the side of the road to take the turtle. being a new driver, i did not feel comfortable stopping in the middle of the street yet in case someone else came behind me. so i thought i could just line the turtle up with the underneath part of my car and drive over it without any incident and they could grab it when i passed.

the problem was i didn't really know where my tires lined up quite yet because i had only just started driving on my own and this was my first car. so instead of the turtle going underneath me and i ran it over. and i was really afraid so i just kept driving.

to the poor people stopped it probably looked like i swerved and hit it on purpose and just drove away. i feel really horrible about it every time i think about it but it was really due to my inexperienced driving.

the worst thing is that road was in a really rural area so if i had been more confident or just an experienced driver like i am now, i totally could have just stopped and waited for them to take the turtle and block that lane for them. but i just didn't feel comfortable with it back then.

LMFAO

because he started posting here again recently and people brought it up lmao
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Jen0125 posted...

that's pretty much exactly what it had to have looked like from their POV

tfw


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Rockies posted...

Damn, how did you hear about the OmniImmortal footjob story? That's an old one and it doesn't come up too often

I remember that story. was omni at summer camp or something and go a fj?

I can't remember if he ever recanted the story or not.

I don't really remember the story. I think he tried to damage control it saying he was only 14 at the time or whatever, as if that makes it any better

I kinda want to hear it but even 9 y/o and 14 y/o is really fucked up

Jen0125 posted...

SkynyrdRocker posted...

What the fuck Jen you killed a turtle

not on purpose at all.

back when i was a brand new driver, had just got my license and my first car. i was driving in my car and trying to get to work. there was a turtle in the road and some people pulled over on the side of the road to take the turtle. being a new driver, i did not feel comfortable stopping in the middle of the street yet in case someone else came behind me. so i thought i could just line the turtle up with the underneath part of my car and drive over it without any incident and they could grab it when i passed.

the problem was i didn't really know where my tires lined up quite yet because i had only just started driving on my own and this was my first car. so instead of the turtle going underneath me and i ran it over. and i was really afraid so i just kept driving.

to the poor people stopped it probably looked like i swerved and hit it on purpose and just drove away. i feel really horrible about it every time i think about it but it was really due to my inexperienced driving.

the worst thing is that road was in a really rural area so if i had been more confident or just an experienced driver like i am now, i totally could have just stopped and waited for them to take the turtle and block that lane for them. but i just didn't feel comfortable with it back then.

i feel so bad for finding this stupidly fucking hilarious.
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I didn't even know this was a thing, but cool.
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I only have two tags so far. One is shower pooper and the other is lived in Moldova.
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I remember the turtle crushing story from years ago and still think about how funny it is from time to time
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What's the deal with Whisky's tag?

Most of my tags are boring, just noting some small detail (or noting whose alt it is). For instance, mastermix3000's is "Didn't know chimera was Greek." Another individual, who will remain nameless because I don't feel like giving him any recognition and he's not around these boards often, has, "Called Garchomp a derp design."

Plus most of my tags are for people from game boards who don't come to social boards so it's not like it'd be terribly interesting to anybody here.
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I wish this had existed years ago. There was a chick on that board who got wasted and tried shoplifting (iirc) a whole chicken in her pants from a grocery store. From that point forward, everyone called her "tipsy mcchickenpants"
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Jen0125 posted...

because he started posting here again recently and people brought it up lmao

Nah homie, I was here for the original topic and I was the one that brought it up when he started posting here again
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SmokeMassTree posted...

Nah homie, I was here for the original topic and I was the one that brought it up when he started posting here again

i doubt that. that was before i even started posting here.
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No I definitely remember the topic.
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okay.
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If I ever unblock Jen, I'm totally going to tag her as Shredder now because she's a turtle killer.
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i'm okay with that
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Firewood18 posted...

I only have two tags so far. One is shower pooper and the other is lived in Moldova.

You left out the most important part. Who you have tagged as shower pooped.
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I can only imagine you had to delete mine before posting that list, or else the mods would ban you.

gosh who was it that talked about shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain???
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Jen0125 posted...

gosh who was it that talked about shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain???

You're not actually serious, are you?

Cuz that's nasty

green dragon posted...

Jen0125 posted...

gosh who was it that talked about shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain???

You're not actually serious, are you?

Cuz that's nasty

there was definitely a topic by someone about doing that
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Jen0125 posted...

gosh who was it that talked about shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain???

Yeah, that's why I'm asking. Hoping that it isn't me. Because I felt it was pretty clear it was just a joke when I said it. I didn't think for a second that anyone would take it seriously.

I've shit in a lot of places that I really shouldn't have. But never somewhere that required me to actually handle it afterwards. :p
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Those are great. I especially like the cheats on wife with trucker.

Also, here yall go on the foot job guy

so it took him only a minute to "come"

why is janway's post so funny there
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Cacciato posted...

Also, here yall go on the foot job guy

Da fuck.
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