Current Events > Writer for Colbert's the late show published a book called Santa's Husband

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Milkman5
11/19/17 10:07:24 PM
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AlternativeFAQS
11/19/17 10:08:11 PM
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ok
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Shotgunnova
11/19/17 10:08:55 PM
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\_()_/
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Fishy
11/19/17 10:09:01 PM
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s o y b o y z
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Milkman5
11/19/17 10:09:03 PM
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AlternativeFAQS posted...
ok


Just taking you guys through the mind of your average liberal lmao
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weapon_d00d816
11/19/17 10:09:13 PM
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what a soyboy
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_Near_
11/19/17 10:09:17 PM
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umad
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AlternativeFAQS
11/19/17 10:09:31 PM
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and you're exposing us to the mind of the average moron
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Tmaster148
11/19/17 10:10:17 PM
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I really don't understand the problem here. Someone wrote a book big deal.
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Milkman5
11/19/17 10:10:20 PM
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AlternativeFAQS posted...
and you're exposing us to the mind of the average moron


Stephen Colbert or his writers?
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Unsugarized_Foo
11/19/17 10:12:07 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
\_()_/

This sums up my thoughts
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Skye Reynolds
11/19/17 10:13:04 PM
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OUCb1V8jUE


"Liberal liberal liberal
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Milkman5
11/19/17 10:14:05 PM
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Spooking posted...
Gives "North Pole" a whole new meaning.


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Unsugarized_Foo
11/19/17 10:17:39 PM
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Milkman5 posted...
Spooking posted...
Gives "North Pole" a whole new meaning.



He loves to go down the chimney too
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billcom6
11/19/17 10:18:20 PM
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you mad brah
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Milkman5
11/19/17 10:18:57 PM
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billcom6 posted...
you mad brah


Colbert gunna Colbert
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D-Lo_BrownTown
11/19/17 10:19:59 PM
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S o y b o y
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50Blessings
11/19/17 10:21:00 PM
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Is nothing sacred anymore?

Imagine if someone wrote a picture book about Mohammad and his white husband.
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billcom6
11/19/17 10:22:12 PM
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50Blessings posted...
Is nothing sacred anymore?

Imagine if someone wrote a picture book about Mohammad and his white husband.


I would point out how this isn't a good comparison, but I don't want to ruin anything for our younger readers.
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Waluigi7
11/19/17 10:23:09 PM
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Tmaster148 posted...
I really don't understand the problem here. Someone wrote a book big deal.

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billcom6
11/19/17 10:23:55 PM
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Waluigi7 posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
I really don't understand the problem here. Someone wrote a book big deal.

Lib
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RALS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Milkman5
11/19/17 10:25:42 PM
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50Blessings posted...
Is nothing sacred anymore?

Imagine if someone wrote a picture book about Mohammad and his white husband.


Korean Mohammed and his Armenian Trans Husband
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Youngster_Joey_
11/19/17 10:28:06 PM
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Just Another Day in the War on Christmas

For real, though. Why was this needed? I don't really give a shit about black or latino santa or what the fuck ever. But did gay people really need santa clause too? Are they really so insecure that everything *has* to be gay now?
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_Near_
11/19/17 10:32:24 PM
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Youngster_Joey_ posted...
Why was this needed?


people don't write things because they're needed
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Milkman5
11/19/17 10:34:48 PM
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Youngster_Joey_ posted...
But did gay people really need santa clause too? Are they really so insecure that everything *has* to be gay now?


The dude who wrote the book isn't gay or black. He's white and straight.

If you need to ask why he wrote this just look at him
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Swagnificent119
11/19/17 10:34:53 PM
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Tenmyouji
11/19/17 10:35:40 PM
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Meh.
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The only thing I'm concerned about here is why anyone would wear those glasses. Those things cannot be comfortable and are ugly as hell.
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666Conservative
11/19/17 10:37:19 PM
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Thats sad tbh, I feel bad for him.
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E32005
11/19/17 10:37:22 PM
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He looks exactly like I thought he would
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Youngster_Joey_
11/19/17 10:37:30 PM
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Milkman5 posted...
The dude who wrote the book isn't gay or black. He's white and straight.


Didn't realize that dude wrote the book.

That makes perfect fucking sense. Only some guilt ridden white soy boy could be so fucking arrogant as to think this was a good idea.
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CarlGrimes
11/19/17 10:37:54 PM
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Tenmyouji posted...
The only thing I'm concerned about here is why anyone would wear those glasses. Those things cannot be comfortable and are ugly as hell.

Fucking hipster trash.
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Callixtus
11/19/17 10:39:10 PM
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This is another fringe person and no one could possibly agree with this.
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Funbazooka
11/19/17 10:39:56 PM
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small-souled bug men
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Antifar
11/19/17 10:40:27 PM
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I wasn't going to make a topic for this, but while we're on the subject of liberal children's books
https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/932089315198406656
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Kanaya413
11/19/17 10:40:30 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
\_()_/

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refmon
11/19/17 10:40:59 PM
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50Blessings posted...
Imagine if someone wrote a picture book about Mohammad and his white husband.

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Tmaster148
11/19/17 10:42:59 PM
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Antifar posted...
I wasn't going to make a topic for this, but while we're on the subject of liberal children's books
https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/932089315198406656


As dumb as it looks, it is a kickstarter project that will likely not make it's goal in time.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ronaldplump/how-the-people-trumped-ronald-plump-a-childrens-bo

Though I am surprised it got as much funding as it has.
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Youngster_Joey_
11/19/17 10:43:58 PM
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Antifar posted...
I wasn't going to make a topic for this, but while we're on the subject of liberal children's books
https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/932089315198406656


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eggcorn
11/19/17 10:44:02 PM
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S o y b o y
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Funbazooka
11/19/17 10:45:31 PM
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Why did he glue shave pubes to his face
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SK8T3R215
11/19/17 10:46:11 PM
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I don't understand this.
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Millennials
11/19/17 10:46:32 PM
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emphasis on pole mmmmmm
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AlecSkorpio
11/19/17 10:48:55 PM
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Skye Reynolds
11/19/17 10:58:47 PM
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How many interpretations of Black Santa are there? I'm sure he's more prevalent in cartoon shows now, but the only interpretations of Santa as a black man which I recall are from an episode of Family Matters and the music video for Run DMC's Christmas in Hollis.

And even having no problem with that interpretation of Santa, I don't think you can completely shut out white interpretations of Santa. You can point to a carton of Coca-Cola and say that the man on the box is Santa's husband, but what are you gonna do when a white Santa shows up in something your kid's watching? Even if you set the parental controls to block Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer or Santa Claus is Comin' to Town, a white Santa will still appear in other shows and your kid will still see advertisements for the interpretations which they won't get to see. And how are you gonna keep the kids at school from telling your child that Santa is white or that he has a wife? If your child sees a set of salt and pepper shakers shaped like Mr & Mrs Claus, are you gonna explain that it's Santa's husband and Santa's husband's sister?

It's kind of a ruse to begin with to tell children that there's a Santa Claus, but this is turning it into a conspiracy. And it likely won't be a very fruitful one. It's kind of like trying to convince your child that Spider-Man is dating Batman. As soon as they watch or read an adaptation, or hear a contradictory word from someone who has, they're gonna know it's not true.

They'd be better off just to admit that Santa is a fictional character and explain that they like this interpretation better -- even if they don't have to explain why. I admire the desire to give their child a positive role model who is both LGBT and a person of color, but this just doesn't seem like a feasible outlet.
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50Blessings
11/19/17 11:01:17 PM
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Why not just make the Easter Bunny gay?

That seems easier.
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Funbazooka
11/19/17 11:03:07 PM
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If someone can't accept the traditional image of a white Santa and his white wife then they're probably racist and heterophobic.
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shnangyboos
11/19/17 11:03:58 PM
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This is pretty funny.
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TheVipaGTS
11/19/17 11:04:12 PM
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ok
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