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ZMythos
11/20/17 10:16:47 AM
#102:


So many triggered conservatives itt
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50Blessings
11/20/17 10:17:29 AM
#103:


Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
Yeah, because gays and non-heteronormative behavior were totally not forced into hiding and shamed for 10000s of years.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_ancient_Greece

Maybe 2000 years, at best.

I really doubt the Coca Cola company would have ever made Santa gay and fucking a black man even if it was normalized though.
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Barenziah Boy Toy
11/20/17 10:20:07 AM
#104:


Youngster_Joey_ posted...
Just Another Day in the War on Christmas

For real, though. Why was this needed? I don't really give a shit about black or latino santa or what the fuck ever. But did gay people really need santa clause too? Are they really so insecure that everything *has* to be gay now?

Why do heteros need everything to be straight?
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Barenziah Boy Toy
11/20/17 10:21:53 AM
#105:


50Blessings posted...
I really doubt the Coca Cola company would have ever made Santa gay and fucking a black man even if it was normalized though.

Why not? How is that any different from a hetero white dude fucking a white woman?
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Barenziah Boy Toy
11/20/17 10:22:44 AM
#106:


50Blessings posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_ancient_Greece
Maybe 2000 years, at best.

I already explained how the Greeks didn't view it as homosexuality. Notice how those men didn't marry the boys that they were fucking.
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Darkman124
11/20/17 10:23:44 AM
#107:


Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
Notice how those men didn't marry the boys that they were f***ing.


was marriage about love in ancient greece, or was it about having children and producing heirs
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Doom_Art
11/20/17 10:24:21 AM
#108:


If the book bothers you, why are you all obsessing over it like this. It has literally no effect on your life whatsoever.

Don't like it? Just don't read it. Simple.
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Barenziah Boy Toy
11/20/17 10:24:36 AM
#109:


The age limit for pederasty in ancient Greece seems to encompass, at the minimum end, boys of twelve years of age. To love a boy below the age of twelve was considered inappropriate, but no evidence exists of any legal penalties attached to this sort of practice. Traditionally, a pederastic relationship could continue until the widespread growth of the boy's body hair, when he is considered a man. Thus, the age limit for the younger member of a pederastic relationship seems to have extended from 12 to about 17 years of age.

So basically, teenage boys and girls were fucktoys for men until those boys started to look like men.
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Youngster_Joey_
11/20/17 10:25:00 AM
#110:


Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
Why do heteros need everything to be straight?


Why do soy boys need straight stuff to be gay?

Reminder: Because gays weren't normal when said things were created isn't a legitimate answer. It's crybaby bullshit.
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shnangyboos
11/20/17 10:25:08 AM
#111:


Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
50Blessings posted...
I really doubt the Coca Cola company would have ever made Santa gay and fucking a black man even if it was normalized though.

Why not? How is that any different from a hetero white dude fucking a white woman?


Because they wouldn't have any offspring that they could use as slaves to make toys. The whole system would break down.
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Monolith1676
11/20/17 10:25:27 AM
#112:


Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
Swagnificent119 posted...
Santa being a white cis male is now considered a "social issue"?
Stop pretending that this is a specific thing. The idea is that history and overall society has normalized cis-gender culture that everything else was suppressed for tens of thousands of years. We have no idea how our history and stories would be like if everyone was given a chance. So gays and other 'sjws' are now trying to combat this limited type of thinking by coming up with some fiction.

Providing new avenues and alternative visions and remakes is one method that we can do to get people to start thinking in new ways. So someone decided to try it with Santa. So what? You seriously have a problem with remakes or reimaginings?

You had a problem when they decided to make James Bond blond and rough, rather than dark-haired and debonair?

Why are you so triggered by that? No one is forcing you to buy the fucking book.


There is a reason 9 out of 10 remakes are garbage.
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Barenziah Boy Toy
11/20/17 10:26:16 AM
#113:


Darkman124 posted...
was marriage about love in ancient greece, or was it about having children and producing heirs

So why didn't those homosexual relationships last after those little boys hit puberty and grew hair on their fucking balls?
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eston
11/20/17 10:26:49 AM
#114:


shnangyboos posted...
Because they wouldn't have any offspring that they could use as slaves to make toys. The whole system would break down.

The elves were never Santa's children, wtf
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Youngster_Joey_
11/20/17 10:26:54 AM
#115:


Doom_Art posted...
If the book bothers you, why are you all obsessing over it like this. It has literally no effect on your life whatsoever.

Don't like it? Just don't read it. Simple.


That's where you are wrong, my friend.

When my kid comes home, questioning why one person believes Santa is a black man, and another believes he's a black man the fucks a white santa, and I have to try to explain this and my kid basically figures out Santa isn't real at the age of 4 ruining many potential wonderful moments and traditions.

Yeah, it most certainly does effect my life.
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Dustin1280
11/20/17 10:27:41 AM
#116:


oh wow... time to tag Barenziah Boy Toy as insane SJW.

So when he spouts nonsense like gunplagirl I will know to disregard it and not bother trying to argue.
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Barenziah Boy Toy
11/20/17 10:27:44 AM
#117:


Youngster_Joey_ posted...
Reminder: Because gays weren't normal when said things were created isn't a legitimate answer. It's crybaby bullshit.

It's quite easy to tell the oppressed and marginalized that they're the crybabies.
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shnangyboos
11/20/17 10:28:27 AM
#118:


eston posted...
shnangyboos posted...
Because they wouldn't have any offspring that they could use as slaves to make toys. The whole system would break down.

The elves were never Santa's children, wtf


Yes they are. They use drugs to stunt their growth and keep them weak.
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Barenziah Boy Toy
11/20/17 10:28:31 AM
#119:


Youngster_Joey_ posted...
When my kid comes home, questioning why one person believes Santa is a black man, and another believes he's a black man the fucks a white santa, and I have to try to explain this and my kid basically figures out Santa isn't real at the age of 4 ruining many potential wonderful moments and traditions.

Yeah, it most certainly does effect my life.

The Truth is triggering to conservatives now.
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Barenziah Boy Toy
11/20/17 10:29:15 AM
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Monolith1676 posted...
There is a reason 9 out of 10 remakes are garbage.

And? If it sticks, then it sticks. 99% of fans thought that Daniel Craig was shit for James Bond. They were wrong. 95% of GameFAQs thought that Gal Gadot was going to be horrible for Wonder Women. They were wrong.
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Youngster_Joey_
11/20/17 10:29:28 AM
#122:


Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
It's quite easy to tell the oppressed and marginalized that they're the crybabies.


Explain to me how Santa being white and straight oppresses or marginalizes anyone today in any fucking way?
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Jiggy101011
11/20/17 10:30:57 AM
#123:


So not only are they going to lie to their kids about Santa existing but they are going to lie about who he is married to? I mean... that kid isn't going to get made fun or anything.
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Barenziah Boy Toy
11/20/17 10:31:44 AM
#124:


Youngster_Joey_ posted...
Explain to me how Santa being white and straight oppresses or marginalizes anyone today in any fucking way?

AGAIN. You're going with the specific. It's SOCIETY AT LARGE that oppresses and marginalizes gays. The point is to introduce society to new ways of thinking and alternative visions of fiction and history. I'm just going to repeat this because you obviously didn't read:

Stop pretending that this is a specific thing. The idea is that history and overall society has normalized cis-gender culture that everything else was suppressed for tens of thousands of years. We have no idea how our history and stories would be like if everyone was given a chance. So gays and other 'sjws' are now trying to combat this limited type of thinking by coming up with some fiction.

Providing new avenues and alternative visions and remakes is one method that we can do to get people to start thinking in new ways. So someone decided to try it with Santa. So what? You seriously have a problem with remakes or reimaginings?

You had a problem when they decided to make James Bond blond and rough, rather than dark-haired and debonair?

Why are you so triggered by that? No one is forcing you to buy the fucking book.

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Darkman124
11/20/17 10:32:21 AM
#125:


Barenziah Boy Toy posted...

So why didn't those homosexual relationships last after those little boys hit puberty and grew hair on their f***ing balls?


i asked you a question.
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Dustin1280
11/20/17 10:32:22 AM
#126:


Jiggy101011 posted...
So not only are they going to lie to their kids about Santa existing but they are going to lie about who he is married to? I mean... that kid isn't going to get made fun or anything.

Hey man, if a kid makes gets made fun of for telling everyone that Black santa is real santa and white santa is his husband, than the fault falls solely on the bullies and the schools. OBVIOUSLY the parents are not at any fault whatsoever for filling their children's heads with nonsense that is going to make them stick out like a sore thumb.
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Youngster_Joey_
11/20/17 10:32:23 AM
#127:


Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
The Truth is triggering to conservatives now.


Sorry if I want to have fond Christmas memories and traditions with my family.

It must be easy to criticize that when you're some forever alone soy boy.
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eston
11/20/17 10:32:29 AM
#128:


shnangyboos posted...
eston posted...
shnangyboos posted...
Because they wouldn't have any offspring that they could use as slaves to make toys. The whole system would break down.

The elves were never Santa's children, wtf


Yes they are. They use drugs to stunt their growth and keep them weak.

You had a disturbing childhood
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Mal_Fet
11/20/17 10:33:13 AM
#129:


What do you think that guy's testosterone levels are?

My guess is around 150 ng/dL
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Youngster_Joey_
11/20/17 10:33:45 AM
#130:


Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
AGAIN. You're going with the specific. It's SOCIETY AT LARGE that oppresses and marginalizes gays. The point is to introduce society to new ways of thinking and alternative visions of fiction and history.


I'm going with the specific because that's what this fucking topic is about.

If you're only retort is "Well, we need new ways of thinking because when Santa was made gays were oppressed"

Yeah, I'm sorry friend. That's crybaby bullshit. Live in the fucking now, stop living in the fucking past.
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Barenziah Boy Toy
11/20/17 10:33:49 AM
#131:


Dustin1280 posted...
OBVIOUSLY the parents are not at any fault whatsoever for filling their children's heads with nonsense.

Santa in the North Pole itself is nonsense. What difference does it make if he's black or gay? It's all fiction.
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Darkman124
11/20/17 10:34:04 AM
#132:


Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
AGAIN. You're going with the specific. It's SOCIETY AT LARGE that oppresses and marginalizes gays. The point is to introduce society to new ways of thinking and alternative visions of fiction and history.


on this, agreed: it's not like one book depicting santa as a gay black man is going to hurt white mall santas in any way

the only victim would be the child of the twitter fool if he actually tries to teach his son that all white santas aren't actually santas. kids are mean and that is an invitation for bullies to screw with the kid.
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Barenziah Boy Toy
11/20/17 10:34:09 AM
#133:


Youngster_Joey_ posted...
I'm going with the specific because that's what this fucking topic is about.

And I've already answered the question. The point of making up a new way of viewing a story is to change society - one tiny morsel of an idea at a time.
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Dustin1280
11/20/17 10:35:37 AM
#134:


Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
OBVIOUSLY the parents are not at any fault whatsoever for filling their children's heads with nonsense.

Santa in the North Pole itself is nonsense. What difference does it make if he's black or gay? It's all fiction.


Ahh yes take my post out of context and respond to ONE tiny piece of it. Classic move

Here I quoted it again so you can try to comprehend the ACTUAL point.

Dustin1280 posted...
Hey man, if a kid makes gets made fun of for telling everyone that Black santa is real santa and white santa is his husband, than the fault falls solely on the bullies and the schools. OBVIOUSLY the parents are not at any fault whatsoever for filling their children's heads with nonsense that is going to make them stick out like a sore thumb.

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Barenziah Boy Toy
11/20/17 10:36:32 AM
#135:


Darkman124 posted...
on this, agreed: it's not like one book depicting santa as a gay black man is going to hurt white mall santas in any way

the only victim would be the child of the twitter fool if he actually tries to teach his son that all white santas aren't actually santas. kids are mean and that is an invitation for bullies to screw with the kid.

Pretty sure the idea is that he's trying to open up minds, and prevent his kid from becoming a bully to others.
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Balrog0
11/20/17 10:36:39 AM
#136:


Darkman124 posted...
Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
AGAIN. You're going with the specific. It's SOCIETY AT LARGE that oppresses and marginalizes gays. The point is to introduce society to new ways of thinking and alternative visions of fiction and history.


on this, agreed: it's not like one book depicting santa as a gay black man is going to hurt white mall santas in any way

the only victim would be the child of the twitter fool if he actually tries to teach his son that all white santas aren't actually santas. kids are mean and that is an invitation for bullies to screw with the kid.


by the time he's in school he won't believe in santa any more anyway, kids these days have the internet
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Youngster_Joey_
11/20/17 10:36:42 AM
#137:


Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
And I've already answered the question. The point of making up a new way of viewing a story is to change society - one tiny morsel of an idea at a time.


People say shit like this, and they wonder why white christians feel oppressed or that there is a war on christmas.
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Balrog0
11/20/17 10:37:33 AM
#138:


Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
Darkman124 posted...
on this, agreed: it's not like one book depicting santa as a gay black man is going to hurt white mall santas in any way

the only victim would be the child of the twitter fool if he actually tries to teach his son that all white santas aren't actually santas. kids are mean and that is an invitation for bullies to screw with the kid.

Pretty sure the idea is that he's trying to open up minds, and prevent his kid from becoming a bully to others.


pretty sure he is exaggerating in order to virtue signal to his twitter for likes and r/ts obviously any way

he's not going to do that thing he said he would
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Darkman124
11/20/17 10:37:39 AM
#139:


Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
Pretty sure the idea is that he's trying to open up minds, and prevent his kid from becoming a bully to others.


the way you do that is teach your son that "santa can be any color"

santa's sexuality seems unlikely to come up in the first place but same deal

Balrog0 posted...

by the time he's in school he won't believe in santa any more anyway, kids these days have the internet


kids have friends before they're in school tbh, and bullying starts young.
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Barenziah Boy Toy
11/20/17 10:37:42 AM
#140:


Youngster_Joey_ posted...
Yeah, I'm sorry friend. That's crybaby bullshit. Live in the fucking now, stop living in the fucking past.

Guess what? Society uses the past and history in order to justify current oppression and marginalization of gays. So it seems to me that the biggest crybabies that are living in the fucking past, are ppl like you.
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Mal_Fet
11/20/17 10:38:58 AM
#142:


Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
Youngster_Joey_ posted...
I'm going with the specific because that's what this fucking topic is about.

And I've already answered the question. The point of making up a new way of viewing a story is to change society - one tiny morsel of an idea at a time.

Lmao one weird dude telling his kid that Santa is black and gay isn't going to change anything, let alone society

If he ever actually does this, and his kid asks his friends why Santa is always white and has a wife, they're just gonna look at him weird and make fun of him for it. Then that kid is gonna come home and be like "why'd you lie to me, dad??"
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Barenziah Boy Toy
11/20/17 10:38:59 AM
#143:


Darkman124 posted...
the way you do that is teach your son that "santa can be any color"

Like gay or black. Here child, see if you like this story.
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Dustin1280
11/20/17 10:39:03 AM
#144:


Darkman124 posted...
Barenziah Boy Toy posted...
Pretty sure the idea is that he's trying to open up minds, and prevent his kid from becoming a bully to others.


the way you do that is teach your son that "santa can be any color"

santa's sexuality seems unlikely to come up in the first place but same deal

Balrog0 posted...

by the time he's in school he won't believe in santa any more anyway, kids these days have the internet


kids have friends before they're in school tbh, and bullying starts young.


This!! So much this!!! Needs to be quoted numerous times.
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Darkman124
11/20/17 10:39:16 AM
#145:


Asherlee10 posted...
I'm still wondering. So how are "white Christians" feeling oppressed and that there is a war on Christmas?


conservatives value order

liberals value justice

upsetting existing order to improve justice is seen as a negative action by conservatives

that's really all there is to it
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Barenziah Boy Toy
11/20/17 10:39:36 AM
#146:


Mal_Fet posted...
If he ever actually does this, and his kid asks his friends why Santa is always white and has a wife, they're just gonna look at him weird and make fun of him for it. Then that kid is gonna come home and be like "why'd you lie to me, dad??"

Then dad can explain. It's not a big deal.
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Darkman124
11/20/17 10:39:40 AM
#147:


Barenziah Boy Toy posted...

Like gay or black. Here child, see if you like this story.


if you bothered to pay attention you'd notice i support the book
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Monolith1676
11/20/17 10:40:32 AM
#148:


Darkman124 posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
I'm still wondering. So how are "white Christians" feeling oppressed and that there is a war on Christmas?


conservatives value order

liberals value justice

upsetting existing order to improve justice is seen as a negative action by conservatives

that's really all there is to it


Um....liberals value the wrong kind of justice.
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Youngster_Joey_
11/20/17 10:43:04 AM
#151:


Asherlee10 posted...
I'm still wondering. So how are "white Christians" feeling oppressed and that there is a war on Christmas?


"Hey, you're traditions, myths and beliefs? They gotta be gay now. Why? Because I'm upset that they weren't gay from the start."

The idea that their traditions/beliefs/myths/whatever need to change is simple enough reason that some would believe this.

Want to know how you can make it worse? Completely marginalized the beliefs while you spout this bullshit by pointing out that it doesn't matter cause "Santa isn't real" and shit like that.

The fucking arrogance of it. He's not only trying to change tradition that people have held dear, but also act like it's no big fucking deal.

If it's no big fucking deal, why does it need to change at all?
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