Board 8 > Allen, I can no longer sanction PrestonStarry2's buffoonery

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Can you please IP ban him or something? User map axe?

As your oldest and dearest friend surely you can do this for me Allen.

Thanks bro! You the man!
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what he do
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*signs*
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Constantly harass people in private messages
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@SBAllen
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*sticky request*
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UltimaterializerX posted...

You can just block the guy and report an abusive PM to Allen yourself, you know.

It's cooler and easier to rally people if you do it on a Public (but Slow Moving) Message Board
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New sticky should be PM PrestonMessages sharing and appreciation thread
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Aren't private messages some of the easiest things to ignore?
If not, I'd almost say just spam him.
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UltimaterializerX posted...

You can just block the guy and report an abusive PM to Allen yourself, you know.

Please tell me more about these premium features.
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You need a pocket mod to be able to ignore PMs I'm forced to read each and every one of mine, Preston Starry's tyranny must end!
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No room in these pockets for mods
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I simply PM'ed The Rock the other day the following PM.

Sasha Banks finisher is a rip-off of Carlito's backstabber finisher.

Alexa Bliss calls Mickie James old when Laycool called her fat 7 years ago.

Charlotte Flair's natural selection is no better than when Jillian did to Melina back in that one time back in 2008.

Roxxi got all of her hair cut off in 2008. They jobbed her out in 2009 and nearly 10 years later and we never saw her again.

Why did I like Avril Lavigne in 2013? Maybe that's why.

Every time I tell you.

I have no idea what Nick is talking about.

I guess Nick found out about the PM I sent Rock I dunno know.

I didn't send any PM messages based on my outbox to Nick in the past 9 months.

I don't keep it clean because hey who here does.

I don't know what he's talking about unless he has friends in high places.

https://ibb.co/dHXT5w

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PrestonStarry2 posted...

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Whoa I got 2 in a row. I assumed I was just one of many.
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EndOfDiscOne posted...

PrestonStarry2 posted...

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Whoa I got 2 in a row. I assumed I was just one of many.

Also I think this supports the theory that this is not the real Preston. Because I never interacted with Preston and didn't know a thing about him other than that he was a B8 user. For him to PM me makes me think he's someone else.
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It could never be someone else
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PrestonStarry2 posted...

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Wow. It looks like everyone's sending you hatemail.
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looks like multiple rude messages
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wait nick you've been sanctioning him? that's why he's still here?
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Whiskey_Nick posted...

It could never be someone else

he is not real

the real preston talked differently and he used to send me PMs all the time, even after he left the board. here is an example of him sending me a PM in 2013.



when I returned to the board last year """""preston""""" had no idea who I was. literally find any possible explanation for this fact other than 'the preston impersonator does not have access to the real preston's inbox and would not have known that preston used to PM me in private all the time'

explain why fake preston never posts video evidence of himself even though the real preston used to post videos all the time

by the way... in that message above he mentioned that he would be returning to board 8 in a year. but he never messaged me again after that. gee, I wonder why? maybe because the real preston never came back.
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sora seems very concerned

hi I'm checking in? did you get my check-in? can I clarify something? is there a status report?
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Drakeryn posted...

sora seems very concerned

hi I'm checking in? did you get my check-in? can I clarify something? is there a status report?

haha oh man I didn't even notice those. I need to go read them and see what it was about.

only problem is that gamefaqs PMs are super difficult to follow in terms of flow of conversation. I'd need to have my inbox and outbox open at the same time to see my responses.
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Sanctions are being leveled.
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PrestonStarry2 posted...

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why did you post this lmao
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looks like PrestonStarry2 is trying very hard to prove he's the real deal after reading Maria's scathing review
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did someone break PrestonFakery?
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I guess this explains all of those topics

I think its harassment at this point
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Punnyz posted...

I guess this explains all of those topics

I think its harassment at this point

surprised he hasn't been banned for impersonation honestly
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LeonhartFour posted...

looks like PrestonStarry2 is trying very hard to prove he's the real deal after reading Maria's scathing review

How so? (I can't see it)
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MariaTaylor posted...

surprised he hasn't been banned for impersonation honestly

good point. maybe when the person who's being imp'ed doesn't post anymore the mods/admins think it's not as big of a deal or something?
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Has anyone tried asking him questions that only the real preston or long-time B8'ers would know?

@PrestonStarry2

Which powerpuff girl did you once take to college and where did you keep it before doing it?

Depending on the answer it could prove 1 of 3 things. Either you aren't Preston, you are, or you've obviously been around long enough to know the real Preston in which case it's a matter of who here is eccentric enough that they'd want to impersonate someone like Preston.
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you're literally asking him to answer a question that he can find the answer to by going to preston's youtube page
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MariaTaylor posted...

you're literally asking him to answer a question that he can find the answer to by going to preston's youtube page

Well.. if you tell them where to find the answer I suppose so. >_>
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You need photographic evidence or Preston to make a YouTube video about it

If he still does
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Yeah I just checked his channel and he doesn't have the video available anymore.
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I mean whether this guy knew who Preston was has never once been a question. obviously he knows who Preston was. how in the hell would you impersonate someone if you weren't familiar with them?

the issue is that he doesn't know specific things that the real Preston would know, acts differently, and no longer posts video of himself because it's clearly not the real Preston

not sure what additional digging needs to be done. it's just obviously not him.
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MariaTaylor posted...

I mean whether this guy knew who Preston was has never once been a question. obviously he knows who Preston was. how in the hell would you impersonate someone if you weren't familiar with them?

the issue is that he doesn't know specific things that the real Preston would know, acts differently, and no longer posts video of himself because it's clearly not the real Preston

not sure what additional digging needs to be done. it's just obviously not him.

I dunno... some people can change can't they?

I probably just haven't had enough interactions with the new account to be as sure as you I guess.
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the biggest thing, in my mind, is the posting style. Preston had a very odd way of constructing sentences. they were disorderly, ungrammatical, looped around. it was almost word salad. I wish I had a text sample because I'm not describing it very well, but it was weird enough that I wondered if he had some sort of neurological disorder -- and it wasn't something you can really change on a whim.

new Preston likes saying nonsensical stuff but if you look sentence by sentence, he knows how to write a proper sentence
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The Powerpuff Girl Plushie I DIDN'T bring with me to College was Blossom.

I gave it away to a freind of mine I went to High School with who I don't even talk to anymore.

Ask me other questions.

I'm the real Preston.

Can you take a video of yourself eating a cantaloupe or something while saying I am the big cheese around GameFAQs
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PrestonStarry2 posted...

Ask me other questions.

I'm the real Preston.

What do you remember about interacting with me on your old account?
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Can you fly?
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We once played a gauntlet together that I was late to. You asked me why I was late. I told you. Why was I late?
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Drakeryn posted...

the biggest thing, in my mind, is the posting style. Preston had a very odd way of constructing sentences. they were disorderly, ungrammatical, looped around. it was almost word salad. I wish I had a text sample because I'm not describing it very well, but it was weird enough that I wondered if he had some sort of neurological disorder -- and it wasn't something you can really change on a whim.

new Preston likes saying nonsensical stuff but if you look sentence by sentence, he knows how to write a proper sentence

I'm no expert but there's definitely something in this

His write-ups when he ranked the Spyro levels for instance

Oh yeah, here it is
http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/PrestonStarry_Ranks_All_101_Based_Spyro_1-3_Levels
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There really isn't much to say about Gnorc Gnexus since...it really isn't much of a level overall that does not bring much of anything to the entire Spyro series in it's own right. I hate to act hard on the level since it's a level not to act serious on but there is no denying the fact that while Gnorc Gnexus did help us bring and signal us a great end to the start of one of the greatest platformer trilogy sets in the gaming industry for the main homeworld in the final section of Spyro 1, it's obviously bland in compared to the rest of the main hubworld levels in the three Spyro games and a poor level overall that really isn't seen as something cool and unique.

does this even remotely resemble the way Fake Preston posts?

no?

then ban this guy already.
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