Board 8 > Are YOU joining the NO VICE 2018 movement??

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Raka_Putra
10/30/17 11:37:18 PM
#1:


Will you step up to the challenge?



A fictional CHURCH in Phoenix, AZ has published a LIST of CHALLENGES for 2018 they call the NO VICE 2018! The list was inspired by the highly popular NO FAP NOVEMBER online challenge where people pledge not to tiddle their diddly winkle for a MONTH! The 54 y/o church minister, Joseph Madeup said the congregation hopes this challenge will resonate with local YOUTHS so they will not succumb to the TEMPTATIONS of SATAN!

Here is the list:
1. No Adultery January
2. No Lynching February
3. No Murder March
4. No Arson April
5. No Embezzlement May
6. No Perjury June
7. No Jaywalking July
8. No Apostasy August
9. No Smuggling September
10. No Obstruction of Justice October
11. No Fap November
12. No Cannibalism December

Joseph:
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Evildoers:
http://americanhistory.si.edu/sites/default/files/styles/548xflex/public/exhibitions/a_visual_journey_b.jpg
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Mobilezoid
10/30/17 11:40:21 PM
#2:


I could do most of those but no cannibalism in December is a deal-breaker.
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bryans7
10/30/17 11:41:24 PM
#3:


I can only commit to like half that list.

Hard no's on Smuggling and Embezzlement.
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Dark Young Link
10/30/17 11:42:29 PM
#4:


Raka_Putra posted...
No Lynching February


Not a popular month for the mafia players.
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pjbasis
10/30/17 11:42:32 PM
#5:


I fap every day in november just to spite society.

Now I have my work cut out for me the rest of the year.
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Shaduln
10/30/17 11:43:39 PM
#6:


Raka_Putra posted...
7. No Jaywalking July

I'm out
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PumpkinCoach
10/30/17 11:45:35 PM
#7:


no fap november might be difficult, but i'll probably be busy catching up on my obstructions of justice anyway.
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RySenkari
10/31/17 12:06:18 AM
#8:


Oh, I thought this challenge was about not letting Mike Pence appoint a vice president in 2018 after Trump gets impeached so that after the Democrats take back the House, they can toss Pence out too and install the new Democratic Speaker as president.

Because I'd be down for that challenge.
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JeffreyRaze
10/31/17 12:08:11 AM
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Shaduln posted...
Raka_Putra posted...
7. No Jaywalking July

I'm out

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velocycloraptor
10/31/17 12:13:24 AM
#10:


i am doing the exact opposite of this list where i try to commit each of these things in the given month
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MZero11
10/31/17 12:22:22 AM
#12:


NioraptH posted...
No jaywalking is impossible in SEA


How exactly do you jaywalk in water?
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Logicblade
10/31/17 12:22:22 AM
#13:


No Murder March? But... what else are you supposed to do for March Madness?
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foolm0r0n
10/31/17 12:23:47 AM
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I've we're including crimes that aren't convicted, I would lose in March. Otherwise I would lose in June.
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SgtSphynx
10/31/17 12:37:59 AM
#15:


Raka_Putra posted...
8. No Apostasy August


I've failed before this has even started, specifically with regards to religion. But even if I hadn't...

7. No Jaywalking July

No deal
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paperwarior
10/31/17 12:52:55 AM
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NOVICE 2018, eh
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Grand Kirby
10/31/17 1:07:17 AM
#17:


So... is it like okay to do these things outside of the month you pledge not to?
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foolm0r0n
10/31/17 1:17:25 AM
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Grand Kirby posted...
So... is it like okay to do these things outside of the month you pledge not to?

Other than jaywalking sure
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NFUN
10/31/17 1:21:37 AM
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No jaywalking July is easy for me. I don't usually leave my house in July
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metroid composite
10/31/17 1:25:06 AM
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Raka_Putra posted...
7. No Jaywalking July

Most of these would be easy for me, but this one sounds really hard.
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Raka_Putra
10/31/17 1:28:45 AM
#21:


Grand Kirby posted...
So... is it like okay to do these things outside of the month you pledge not to?

Well duh.
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MrGreenonion
10/31/17 4:38:18 AM
#22:


Mobilezoid posted...
I could do most of those but no cannibalism in December is a deal-breaker.

Yeah how are we supposed to enjoy Christmas dinner
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Tom Bombadil
10/31/17 6:51:00 AM
#23:


Raka_Putra posted...
2. No Lynching February


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PrivateBiscuit1
10/31/17 7:11:58 AM
#24:


Yo, if this means I can be a cannibal 11/12 months of the year and just abstain in December, this may be worth it.
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