Are YOU joining the NO VICE 2018 movement??

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Raka_Putra
10/30/2017
11:37 PM
#1
Will you step up to the challenge?



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A fictional CHURCH in Phoenix, AZ has published a LIST of CHALLENGES for 2018 they call the NO VICE 2018! The list was inspired by the highly popular NO FAP NOVEMBER online challenge where people pledge not to tiddle their diddly winkle for a MONTH! The 54 y/o church minister, Joseph Madeup said the congregation hopes this challenge will resonate with local YOUTHS so they will not succumb to the TEMPTATIONS of SATAN!

Here is the list:
1. No Adultery January
2. No Lynching February
3. No Murder March
4. No Arson April
5. No Embezzlement May
6. No Perjury June
7. No Jaywalking July
8. No Apostasy August
9. No Smuggling September
10. No Obstruction of Justice October
11. No Fap November
12. No Cannibalism December

Joseph:
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Evildoers:
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Fuhlt nicht durch dich Sarastro Todesschmerzen,
So bist du meine Tochter nimmermehr-- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehr.
Mobilezoid
10/30/2017
11:40 PM
#2
I could do most of those but no cannibalism in December is a deal-breaker.
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bryans7
10/30/2017
11:41 PM
#3
I can only commit to like half that list.

Hard no's on Smuggling and Embezzlement.
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Dark Young Link
10/30/2017
11:42 PM
#4
Raka_Putra posted...
No Lynching February


Not a popular month for the mafia players.
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Corrin wins the gauntlet. Quote me you punks. - CeruleanGamer
pjbasis
10/30/2017
11:42 PM
#5
I fap every day in november just to spite society.

Now I have my work cut out for me the rest of the year.
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Shaduln
10/30/2017
11:43 PM
#6
Raka_Putra posted...
7. No Jaywalking July

I'm out
Emperor of Board 8
That's why I choose not to blame myself for their actions. All I did was untie the knot.
PumpkinCoach
10/30/2017
11:45 PM
#7
no fap november might be difficult, but i'll probably be busy catching up on my obstructions of justice anyway.
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RySenkari
10/31/2017
12:06 AM
#8
Oh, I thought this challenge was about not letting Mike Pence appoint a vice president in 2018 after Trump gets impeached so that after the Democrats take back the House, they can toss Pence out too and install the new Democratic Speaker as president.

Because I'd be down for that challenge.
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JeffreyRaze
10/31/2017
12:08 AM
#9
Shaduln posted...
Raka_Putra posted...
7. No Jaywalking July

I'm out
JeffRaze , for all your random spellcasting needs
velocycloraptor
10/31/2017
12:13 AM
#10
i am doing the exact opposite of this list where i try to commit each of these things in the given month
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MZero11
10/31/2017
12:22 AM
#12
NioraptH posted...
No jaywalking is impossible in SEA


How exactly do you jaywalk in water?
MZero , to the extreme
"2017 Guru champ BKSheikah is racist against cute Pokemon." - Luster
Logicblade
10/31/2017
12:22 AM
#13
No Murder March? But... what else are you supposed to do for March Madness?
Spare me your obsolete empathy
The voice of sympathy means nothing to me
foolm0r0n
10/31/2017
12:23 AM
#14
I've we're including crimes that aren't convicted, I would lose in March. Otherwise I would lose in June.
_foolmo_
2 + 2 = 4
SgtSphynx
10/31/2017
12:37 AM
#15
Raka_Putra posted...
8. No Apostasy August


I've failed before this has even started, specifically with regards to religion. But even if I hadn't...

7. No Jaywalking July

No deal
Congrats to the BYIG Guru Winner, BKSheikah
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paperwarior
10/31/2017
12:52 AM
#16
NOVICE 2018, eh
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Grand Kirby
10/31/2017
01:07 AM
#17
So... is it like okay to do these things outside of the month you pledge not to?
Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan
foolm0r0n
10/31/2017
01:17 AM
#18
Grand Kirby posted...
So... is it like okay to do these things outside of the month you pledge not to?

Other than jaywalking sure
_foolmo_
2 + 2 = 4
NFUN
10/31/2017
01:21 AM
#19
No jaywalking July is easy for me. I don't usually leave my house in July
Thus is our treaty written, thus is our agreement made. Thought is the arrow of time; memory never fades. What was asked is given; the price is paid.
ARF
metroid composite
10/31/2017
01:25 AM
#20
Raka_Putra posted...
7. No Jaywalking July

Most of these would be easy for me, but this one sounds really hard.
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision
Raka_Putra
10/31/2017
01:28 AM
#21
Grand Kirby posted...
So... is it like okay to do these things outside of the month you pledge not to?

Well duh.
Fuhlt nicht durch dich Sarastro Todesschmerzen,
So bist du meine Tochter nimmermehr-- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehr.
MrGreenonion
10/31/2017
04:38 AM
#22
Mobilezoid posted...
I could do most of those but no cannibalism in December is a deal-breaker.

Yeah how are we supposed to enjoy Christmas dinner
SuperNiceDog didn't have to reconcile his name...
But Dauntless Hunter is now MrGreenonion
Tom Bombadil
10/31/2017
06:51 AM
#23
Raka_Putra posted...
2. No Lynching February


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Can you imagine a piece of the universe more fit for princes and kings?
The problem is the racism against cute Pokemon. - Luster Soldier
PrivateBiscuit1
10/31/2017
07:11 AM
#24
Yo, if this means I can be a cannibal 11/12 months of the year and just abstain in December, this may be worth it.
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