Poll of the Day > Would you rather be very rich but in prison or very poor with a large member?

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darcandkharg31
10/25/17 12:20:48 AM
#1:


Hmmm?


Nothing says you can't change your wealth status.
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wwinterj25
10/25/17 12:23:36 AM
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Very rich. I'd do time for five years providing I make it out alive and be rich. While you may have a big Johnson if you're poor you probably won't even be able to afford to date so most gals/guys won't even see it.
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Zeus
10/25/17 12:25:05 AM
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If you're very rich, you can just buy protection in prison. Plus you're more likely to be in a minimum security one so...

And I'm assuming that the poor man's size wouldn't be enough to be a big name in porn or something.
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darcandkharg31
10/25/17 12:28:37 AM
#4:


Zeus posted...
If you're very rich, you can just buy protection in prison.

That's what I was thinking too, though i'm also weary you might get hit up and threatened for your wealth/influence ya know.
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mooreandrew58
10/25/17 12:39:15 AM
#5:


Zeus posted...
If you're very rich, you can just buy protection in prison. Plus you're more likely to be in a minimum security one so...

And I'm assuming that the poor man's size wouldn't be enough to be a big name in porn or something.


the prison my mom works in prisoners are only allowed to access so much of their money a week and its not very much. you'd have be handing over every dime you get a week to maybe convince one guy to protect you.
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wwinterj25
10/25/17 12:46:35 AM
#6:


mooreandrew58 posted...
the prison my mom works in prisoners are only allowed


They are criminals. If they want something they will find a way to get it.
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mooreandrew58
10/25/17 12:49:52 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
the prison my mom works in prisoners are only allowed


They are criminals. If they want something they will find a way to get it.


true, but money isn't really allowed, hell i'd have to ask her but I don't think they are even allowed physical cash, just a system that keeps tabs on what they got and only they can spend it. my point being though they aren't allowed much money at any given time, not enough to buy protection.

but I do get what you mean, they will use other things as currency, they did a raid on one cell block a few months back, and my mom said they found enough weed to fill a large mug, and about 3 mugs worth of "spice"
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LtCommanderData
10/25/17 12:53:57 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
the prison my mom works in prisoners are only allowed to access so much of their money a week and its not very much. you'd have be handing over every dime you get a week to maybe convince one guy to protect you.


You could have someone else pay their families or promise them money once you are both out.
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mooreandrew58
10/25/17 12:55:12 AM
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LtCommanderData posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
the prison my mom works in prisoners are only allowed to access so much of their money a week and its not very much. you'd have be handing over every dime you get a week to maybe convince one guy to protect you.


You could have someone else pay their families or promise them money once you are both out.


can't speak for criminals as i'm not one, but I wouldn't take the word of a criminal.
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mooreandrew58
10/25/17 12:56:11 AM
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I don't know if protection would do much good in the prison my mom works at though. shes only been working there 4 months maybe and i've already lost count of how many people have been stabbed. some to death. including guards.
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Syntheticon
10/25/17 1:54:49 AM
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If you've got an noticeably impressive weinal pagoda then the poor problem is only temporary, plus no thanks to jail in general. Rich doesn't guarantee you an easy time or early release from prison.
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mooreandrew58
10/25/17 1:57:19 AM
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Syntheticon posted...
If you've got an noticeably impressive weinal pagoda then the poor problem is only temporary, plus no thanks to jail in general. Rich doesn't guarantee you an easy time or early release from prison.


good point i'll go with the second option. i'm decent enough looking if I had a really large dick I could likely get into the porn industry, then I wouldn't be poor anymore.
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Lil69Leo
10/25/17 2:05:19 AM
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Very rich in prison means good lawyers who get you out in 1/10 of the time and in a prison which is basically a resort.
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mooreandrew58
10/25/17 2:09:17 AM
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Lil69Leo posted...
Very rich in prison means good lawyers who get you out in 1/10 of the time and in a prison which is basically a resort.


I still don't like being held against my will. being poor I have family that will help me out regardless. and i'd rather swallow my pride and accept help then lose an ounce of freedom.
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Smarkil
10/25/17 2:23:50 AM
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If I may don my fedora for a moment, we basically all live in the wage slave prison of life anyway. Might as well tough it out for five years and never be a prisoner again.
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Zeus
10/25/17 3:01:01 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Zeus posted...
If you're very rich, you can just buy protection in prison. Plus you're more likely to be in a minimum security one so...

And I'm assuming that the poor man's size wouldn't be enough to be a big name in porn or something.


the prison my mom works in prisoners are only allowed to access so much of their money a week and its not very much. you'd have be handing over every dime you get a week to maybe convince one guy to protect you.


Doesn't really matter because you can either have things smuggled in or paid to relatives on the outside. Or they can just direct deposit to their bank account on the outside.

mooreandrew58 posted...
LtCommanderData posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
the prison my mom works in prisoners are only allowed to access so much of their money a week and its not very much. you'd have be handing over every dime you get a week to maybe convince one guy to protect you.


You could have someone else pay their families or promise them money once you are both out.


can't speak for criminals as i'm not one, but I wouldn't take the word of a criminal.


The money can be paid out as it happens to relatives/friends on the outside or placed in a bank account where they can verify. Pretty simple process.
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Zeus
10/25/17 3:01:05 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Syntheticon posted...
If you've got an noticeably impressive weinal pagoda then the poor problem is only temporary, plus no thanks to jail in general. Rich doesn't guarantee you an easy time or early release from prison.


good point i'll go with the second option. i'm decent enough looking if I had a really large dick I could likely get into the porn industry, then I wouldn't be poor anymore.


Troll Synth doesn't seem to understand that there are countless poor men out there with large dicks who haven't somehow got improved their finances because of it.

Lil69Leo posted...
Very rich in prison means good lawyers who get you out in 1/10 of the time and in a prison which is basically a resort.


Or you can just pay somebody to come forward and falsely confess to the crime.
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mooreandrew58
10/25/17 3:03:22 AM
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Zeus posted...

Troll Synth doesn't seem to understand that there are countless poor men out there with large dicks who haven't somehow got improved their finances because of it.


yeah porn industry only exists in so many places in this country, and i'll be damned if I move to california. i'd rather go to prison.
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TheCyborgNinja
10/25/17 3:14:37 AM
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It doesn't say what kind of prison or how much money qualifies as rich, but if it was a reasonable offer I'd take it.
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SomeUsername529
10/25/17 9:59:51 AM
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Pro tip: Penis size isn't very important. Girls only care if your dick is really big or really small and generally in both cases only to talk about it. Especially since I live in Asia I've heard lots of girls talk about dicks over like 7-ish inches being too big to feel good during sex and having it strongly negatively impact their sex lives. I know one size queen and she even she mostly only cares that it's not tiny and can be used properly.
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Dikitain
10/25/17 10:41:33 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Zeus posted...

Troll Synth doesn't seem to understand that there are countless poor men out there with large dicks who haven't somehow got improved their finances because of it.


yeah porn industry only exists in so many places in this country, and i'll be damned if I move to california. i'd rather go to prison.

Psh, this is the internet age, anyone with a webcam can become a porn star and make a living doing it. Hell, if you have a big member and aren't disgusted with the thought of guys getting off to you getting off you can probably make more money then most female cam girls.
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SomeUsername529
10/25/17 10:58:54 AM
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Dikitain posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
Zeus posted...

Troll Synth doesn't seem to understand that there are countless poor men out there with large dicks who haven't somehow got improved their finances because of it.


yeah porn industry only exists in so many places in this country, and i'll be damned if I move to california. i'd rather go to prison.

Psh, this is the internet age, anyone with a webcam can become a porn star and make a living doing it. Hell, if you have a big member and aren't disgusted with the thought of guys getting off to you getting off you can probably make more money then most female cam girls.


Why would you ever think that? Even if there are gay men out there as thirsty as the pathetic goons that buy out Amazon wish lists for pornstars there's way less of them than their straight counterparts.
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Dikitain
10/25/17 11:03:38 AM
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SomeUsername529 posted...
Dikitain posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
Zeus posted...

Troll Synth doesn't seem to understand that there are countless poor men out there with large dicks who haven't somehow got improved their finances because of it.


yeah porn industry only exists in so many places in this country, and i'll be damned if I move to california. i'd rather go to prison.

Psh, this is the internet age, anyone with a webcam can become a porn star and make a living doing it. Hell, if you have a big member and aren't disgusted with the thought of guys getting off to you getting off you can probably make more money then most female cam girls.


Why would you ever think that? Even if there are gay men out there as thirsty as the pathetic goons that buy out Amazon wish lists for pornstars there's way less of them than their straight counterparts.

Not really. There are probably just as many if not more, and they don't have a lot of options. Talk to any male pornstar and they will tell you that the real money is in gay porn.
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mooreandrew58
10/25/17 5:13:59 PM
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Dikitain posted...
SomeUsername529 posted...
Dikitain posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
Zeus posted...

Troll Synth doesn't seem to understand that there are countless poor men out there with large dicks who haven't somehow got improved their finances because of it.


yeah porn industry only exists in so many places in this country, and i'll be damned if I move to california. i'd rather go to prison.

Psh, this is the internet age, anyone with a webcam can become a porn star and make a living doing it. Hell, if you have a big member and aren't disgusted with the thought of guys getting off to you getting off you can probably make more money then most female cam girls.


Why would you ever think that? Even if there are gay men out there as thirsty as the pathetic goons that buy out Amazon wish lists for pornstars there's way less of them than their straight counterparts.

Not really. There are probably just as many if not more, and they don't have a lot of options. Talk to any male pornstar and they will tell you that the real money is in gay porn.


yeah to the point there have been porn stars who have claimed to be "gay for pay" otherwise where straight they claimed.
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Cacciato
10/25/17 7:01:28 PM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
I don't know if protection would do much good in the prison my mom works at though. shes only been working there 4 months maybe and i've already lost count of how many people have been stabbed. some to death. including guards.

So your mom went from being in prison to working in one?
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ReggieTheReckless
10/25/17 7:09:15 PM
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Giving up 5 years of my life to prisons/basically slavery and then being rich and retired as soon as I get out sounds a hell of a lot better than working like a dog my entire life just to not be rich at all and die anyways
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mooreandrew58
10/26/17 12:57:56 AM
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Cacciato posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
I don't know if protection would do much good in the prison my mom works at though. shes only been working there 4 months maybe and i've already lost count of how many people have been stabbed. some to death. including guards.

So your mom went from being in prison to working in one?


no shes only worked in one. I don't think what you suggested is even possible.
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OmegaTomHank
10/26/17 1:16:35 AM
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Not interested in going to prison in any circumstances
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mooreandrew58
10/26/17 1:19:31 AM
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OmegaTomHank posted...
Not interested in going to prison in any circumstances


yeah i'm with you on that. i'm already used to being poor, its not the end of the world. I still manage to be moderately happy enough. 5 years of prison though. thats 5 years of not getting to see my niece grow up. 5 years of never getting to hang out with my best friend. 5 years I don't get to enjoy my mothers thanksgiving dinner, and to add 5 less years I get to spend with her as she's not getting any younger.
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JOExHIGASHI
10/26/17 1:39:10 AM
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I rather not get raped, murdered, or suffer any other kind of abuse and injuries
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OmegaTomHank
10/26/17 1:42:04 AM
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Im already poor...

But now id have a bigger manhood.

Versus going to jail for 5 years in my terrible condition than coming out with some arbitrary and vague amount of money.

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OmegaTomHank
10/26/17 1:43:48 AM
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Also Im 24 going on 25.

Im not trying to waste probably the absolute prime years of my life both physically and mentally in prison so I can be a modestly comfortable old guy

Tbh im already a guy who doesnt really give a shit past 50 what happens to me since at that point you are just walking decay
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Cacciato
10/26/17 1:47:09 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Cacciato posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
I don't know if protection would do much good in the prison my mom works at though. shes only been working there 4 months maybe and i've already lost count of how many people have been stabbed. some to death. including guards.

So your mom went from being in prison to working in one?


no shes only worked in one. I don't think what you suggested is even possible.

I've worked In law enforcement and I just wasn't sure how you get repeatedly sprayed, several times no less, as a prison employee.
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mooreandrew58
10/26/17 1:49:27 AM
#35:


Cacciato posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
Cacciato posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
I don't know if protection would do much good in the prison my mom works at though. shes only been working there 4 months maybe and i've already lost count of how many people have been stabbed. some to death. including guards.

So your mom went from being in prison to working in one?


no shes only worked in one. I don't think what you suggested is even possible.

I've worked In law enforcement and I just wasn't sure how you get repeatedly sprayed, several times no less, as a prison employee.


when did I mention getting sprayed? that is something shes had to go through several times though. only thing I mentioned though was stabbings.

as for the sprayings they make you go through it. for a prison guard at least in my state, to be allowed to carry pepper spray/mace they first have to endure being sprayed with it themselves.
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SomeUsername529
10/26/17 6:31:20 AM
#36:


mooreandrew58 posted...
Dikitain posted...
SomeUsername529 posted...
Dikitain posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
Zeus posted...

Troll Synth doesn't seem to understand that there are countless poor men out there with large dicks who haven't somehow got improved their finances because of it.


yeah porn industry only exists in so many places in this country, and i'll be damned if I move to california. i'd rather go to prison.

Psh, this is the internet age, anyone with a webcam can become a porn star and make a living doing it. Hell, if you have a big member and aren't disgusted with the thought of guys getting off to you getting off you can probably make more money then most female cam girls.


Why would you ever think that? Even if there are gay men out there as thirsty as the pathetic goons that buy out Amazon wish lists for pornstars there's way less of them than their straight counterparts.

Not really. There are probably just as many if not more, and they don't have a lot of options. Talk to any male pornstar and they will tell you that the real money is in gay porn.


yeah to the point there have been porn stars who have claimed to be "gay for pay" otherwise where straight they claimed.


It used to be sort of common for male pornstars to have to do gay porn to make ends meet because nobody gave/gives a fuck about male actors and the pay was shit. Think of how many prominent male pornstars there are at any given time versus female ones.
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pikey87
10/26/17 7:08:15 AM
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I'm not rich, but I'll keep my 6 figure income and large member instead of those options.
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Sarcasthma
10/26/17 1:03:00 PM
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pikey87 posted...
I'm not rich, but I'll keep my 6 figure income and large member instead of those options.

Hypothetical questions are hard.
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gguirao
10/26/17 2:07:13 PM
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Rich and in prison.
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SushiSquid
10/26/17 3:49:31 PM
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Both of these are bad options, but I guess rich and in prison? Being in prison sucks, but money is nice. Being poor sucks and so does having a big dick. So one at least has something good for it.
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