Poll of the Day > its just easier sometime to defecate in the shower

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argonautweakend
09/20/17 2:45:58 PM
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because I can squat in full glory and not strain over a traditional american toilet.

i dont do this on purpose but if im in there sometimes i get the urge to shit so i generally let it out.
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helIy
09/20/17 2:47:18 PM
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um.
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Firewood18
09/20/17 2:49:28 PM
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What, and then mash it down the drain?

Wtf. Lucky you, you're now tagged as shower shitter.
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argonautweakend
09/20/17 2:53:08 PM
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yeah

thats a downside. upside is fast relief and no strain
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ArvTheGreat
09/20/17 2:54:52 PM
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What's that story about some guy crapping in his girls tub
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Jen0125
09/20/17 2:58:04 PM
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that's so gross
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Llama_mama
09/20/17 3:00:13 PM
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Ew
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argonautweakend
09/20/17 3:01:04 PM
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well if it makes it any better(i doubt it), i dont just poop in the shower, but if im in there and i have to go i am not drying off to use the toilet.

but it is true, squatting is the preferred way to poop. comes out with less strain and its way easier.
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Jen0125
09/20/17 3:09:56 PM
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why don't you just poop before the shower

jeez
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argonautweakend
09/20/17 3:11:24 PM
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sometimes i get the urge to go real bad in the shower when i didnt before. since its so much easier to squat and poop like that Im sometimes not going to go before if i dont have the urge.

this happens once every few weeks or so.
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Smarkil
09/20/17 3:12:37 PM
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You just poop into your hand and throw it into the toilet next to the shower.

Whats the big deal?
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ClarkDuke
09/20/17 3:20:52 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
why don't you just poop before the shower

jeez

Jen's right, wash off in the shower, ok?

There's water shortages everywhere, why not combine the 2, ok?
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SmokeMassTree2
09/20/17 3:25:12 PM
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Sometimes I take the jet option on my shower head and blast my butthole. Feels great and gets all the poops out.
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LeetCheet
09/20/17 4:01:24 PM
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Have you ever pooped in the tub?
It's really neat because you also get a bathtub toy to play with at the same time.
You know, to pass the time and whatnot while you clean yourself.
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adjl
09/20/17 4:02:02 PM
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https://www.squattypotty.com/
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ninja_lootz
09/20/17 4:41:34 PM
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Yeah, just stomp it down the drain and you're done.
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Judgmenl
09/20/17 4:42:01 PM
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gross
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thecolorgreen
09/20/17 4:48:02 PM
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I wanna try, but im not gonna wanna deal with getting it down the drain
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SunWuKung420
09/20/17 4:49:48 PM
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Very gross. I have a Jacuzzi tub and shower. I'm definitely not pooping in it.
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argonautweakend
09/20/17 7:20:26 PM
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SmokeMassTree2 posted...
Sometimes I take the jet option on my shower head and blast my butthole. Feels great and gets all the poops out.


i turn the heat up all the way and blast my nuts. feels awesome
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SmokeMassTree2
09/20/17 7:22:31 PM
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I'll have to try that
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Smarkil
09/20/17 7:23:02 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Very gross. I have a Jacuzzi tub and shower. I'm definitely not pooping in it.


Why? The jacuzzi tub would make it easier. If you just plant your asshole against the water jet while you poop, it'll break it up while it comes out. It has the added bonus of giving you an enema as well.
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SunWuKung420
09/20/17 7:23:33 PM
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Smarkil posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Very gross. I have a Jacuzzi tub and shower. I'm definitely not pooping in it.


Why? The jacuzzi tub would make it easier. If you just plant your asshole against the water jet while you poop, it'll break it up while it comes out. It has the added bonus of giving you an enema as well.


So gross.
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wwinterj25
09/20/17 7:25:56 PM
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Peeing in the shower is as far as I'm willing to go.
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argonautweakend
09/20/17 7:25:58 PM
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i usually dont use the blast setting but just normal water. but it does feel super awesome. my nuts get itchy a lot and it calms them down.

@SmokeMassTree2 gonna sit in my friends suana tonight awe yeah gon sweat like a mofo
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helIy
09/20/17 7:26:19 PM
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sunny thinks cleaning his butt is gross
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SunWuKung420
09/20/17 7:27:24 PM
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helIy posted...
sunny thinks cleaning his butt is gross


No. I think pooping in the shower is gross. FFS helly, going back to being completely wrong again I see.
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helIy
09/20/17 7:28:29 PM
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Smarkil posted...
Why? The jacuzzi tub would make it easier. If you just plant your asshole against the water jet while you poop, it'll break it up while it comes out. It has the added bonus of giving you an enema as well.

SunWuKung420 posted...
So gross.


you called cleaning your booty gross dude it's right there for everyone to see
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SmokeMassTree2
09/20/17 7:29:25 PM
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Don't poop in there
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SunWuKung420
09/20/17 7:30:45 PM
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Ok helly, you're absolutely right.

FYI: the italics mean I'm being 100% sarcastic since I said pooping in front of a Jacuzzi jet in my shower is gross.

#hellysback #hesalways100%wrong
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argonautweakend
09/20/17 7:31:08 PM
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oh no not in his sauna but he has a hot tub in the other room...
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helIy
09/20/17 7:31:28 PM
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whatever you say dude you're the one that called cleaning your poop hole gross not me
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SunWuKung420
09/20/17 7:31:52 PM
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Ugh, you're so asinine.
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SmokeMassTree2
09/20/17 7:32:00 PM
#35:


How far are you willing to take your poops? Guess we'll find out
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SmokeMassTree2
09/20/17 7:32:20 PM
#36:


Can you two just fuck already

I'm tired of this
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Nomak-54
09/20/17 7:34:02 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32P4SGl4pvc


Are you guys serious? I thought TC was joking but do people actually do this? Man y'all got some nasty bathroom habits. I even find peeing in it disgusting. I bet you guys are part of the crew that wipes sitting down, too >_>
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helIy
09/20/17 7:37:47 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Ugh, you're so asinine.

and you have a smelly unclean butt so please stay away from me
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SkynyrdRocker
09/20/17 7:38:55 PM
#39:


I have no respect for anyone who shits in the shower
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wwinterj25
09/20/17 7:49:59 PM
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Nomak-54 posted...
I bet you guys are part of the crew that wipes sitting down, too >_>


Nothing wrong with that.
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Syntheticon
09/20/17 10:49:44 PM
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I catch anyone waffle stomping in my house it's gonna get violent.
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TheCyborgNinja
09/20/17 10:53:00 PM
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This reminded me of...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzCV475ADaQ

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Playsaver
09/21/17 10:08:56 PM
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A shower? Oh, you mean the walk in giant bidet.
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