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CensorErik 09/19/17 10:31:58 PM #1: |
Here's a simple one:
What's the difference between a well-dressed unicycle and a poorly dressed bicycle? --- LOVE & RESPECT ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jumi 09/19/17 11:30:48 PM #2: |
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Medz1206 09/19/17 11:32:05 PM #3: |
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint. --- Hi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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x_SaintBoot_x 09/19/17 11:36:32 PM #4: |
If I wanted a joke, I would follow you into the bathroom and watch you take a piss. (hey I'm pretty good at this!)
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CensorErik 09/19/17 11:37:25 PM #5: |
Medz1206 posted...
What is blue and smells like red paint? XD Attire is the answer to mine. --- LOVE & RESPECT ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CensorErik 09/19/17 11:37:59 PM #6: |
x_SaintBoot_x posted...
If I wanted a joke, I would follow you into the bathroom and watch you take a piss. (hey I'm pretty good at this!) I dun git it. --- LOVE & RESPECT ... Copied to Clipboard!
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x_SaintBoot_x 09/19/17 11:39:08 PM #7: |
CensorErik posted...
x_SaintBoot_x posted...If I wanted a joke, I would follow you into the bathroom and watch you take a piss. (hey I'm pretty good at this!) --- Final Fantasy Mystic Quest only game where Trees put you in full nelsons. Mutton, fresh mutton! Not changing sig until Witcher 1 and 2 are put on Ps4. 9/5/17. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CensorErik 09/19/17 11:42:16 PM #8: |
I'm very sad I didn't get that. I love his movies. ;_;
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GOATSLAYER 09/19/17 11:42:37 PM #9: |
One day, Johnny overheard his parents fighting. Later, he asked what "bitch" and "bastard" mean. They explained that they mean "lady" and "gentleman."
The next day, he overheard his parents having sex. He later asked what "penis" and "vagina" mean. His parents explained that they refer to "hats" and "coats." Later that morning, Johnny's dad started shaving. He put on the shaving cream and accidentally cut his face with his razor. "Shit!" He said. Johnny asked him what that meant and he said it meant "shaving cream". Johnny went downstairs and headed into the kitchen. It was Thanksgiving day, so his mom was preparing the turkey. Johnny's mom cut her finger and yelled, "Oh fuck!" Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it meant "stuffing". A few minutes later, the guests arrived for Thanksgiving dinner. Little Johnny welcomed them at the door, saying, "Hello bitches and bastards! Please hang up your penises and vaginas. My dad is upstairs putting on shit cream and my mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey." --- Hide your kids, hide your goats ... Copied to Clipboard!
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x_SaintBoot_x 09/19/17 11:44:43 PM #10: |
CensorErik posted...
I'm very sad I didn't get that. I love his movies. ;_; It's ok, I did not quote it correctly. --- Final Fantasy Mystic Quest only game where Trees put you in full nelsons. Mutton, fresh mutton! Not changing sig until Witcher 1 and 2 are put on Ps4. 9/5/17. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gen_Lee_Enfield 09/20/17 12:14:32 AM #11: |
What's brown and sticky?
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WilliamPorygon 09/20/17 12:15:11 AM #12: |
Where is the scientist who dedicated his career to researching the anatomy of dogs?
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CensorErik 09/20/17 12:17:28 AM #13: |
Gen_Lee_Enfield posted...
What's brown and sticky? Love it! WilliamPorygon posted... Where is the scientist who dedicated his career to researching the anatomy of dogs? XD Gross. --- Just might've tapped into your mind and soul. You can't be sure. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gen_Lee_Enfield 09/20/17 12:28:39 AM #14: |
What kind of shoes do you wear when you're dissecting a frog?
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CensorErik 09/20/17 12:30:11 AM #15: |
Gen_Lee_Enfield posted...
What kind of shoes do you wear when you're dissecting a frog? I guessed this one. I like it. --- Just might've tapped into your mind and soul. You can't be sure. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CensorErik 09/20/17 10:46:55 PM #16: |
What's the difference between toilet paper and my nextdoor neighbor?
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Zeeak4444 09/20/17 10:49:06 PM #17: |
WilliamPorygon posted...
Where is the scientist who dedicated his career to researching the anatomy of dogs? XD --- Typical gameFAQers are "Complainers that always complain about those who complain about real legitimate complaints."-Joker_X ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CensorErik 09/22/17 11:36:44 PM #18: |
Last bumb to add some light-hearted humor to CE's Friday night.
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Verdekal 09/22/17 11:38:11 PM #19: |
What's worse than a giant monster destroying the city?
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ZCheveyo 09/22/17 11:40:36 PM #20: |
This one isn't really light-hearted.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? --- "There's nothing gay about liking a nice feminine penis." crazygamer21 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CensorErik 09/22/17 11:44:58 PM #21: |
ZCheveyo posted...
This one isn't really light-hearted. Lmao. I like this one. --- The horizon tries, but it's just not as kind on the eyes... LA Rams 2-1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CensorErik 09/23/17 2:07:05 PM #22: |
Cheer up with a few jokes here, CE. Post your faves!
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Sami1000 09/23/17 2:23:41 PM #23: |
Two guys are hunting deer's in forest. Guy falls down, and his friend panics, and calls for help. "my friend is dead, he just fell and doesn't respond to anything!", "sir, calm down, i will help you. Now, check that your friend is really dead and not just unconscious"
"and then?!!" --- Can't think any good sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CensorErik 09/23/17 2:25:16 PM #24: |
Sami1000 posted...
Two guys are hunting deer's in forest. Guy falls down, and his friend panics, and calls for help. "my friend is dead, he just fell and doesn't respond to anything!", "sir, calm down, i will help you. Now, check that your friend is really dead and not just unconscious" Not bad. --- The horizon tries, but it's just not as kind on the eyes... LA Rams 2-1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 09/24/17 6:37:06 AM #25: |
What did the sign on the door of the brothel say?
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DocileOrangeCup 09/24/17 6:48:56 AM #27: |
what's brown and rhymes with snoop?
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Aristoph 09/24/17 6:56:30 AM #28: |
CensorErik posted...
What's the difference between toilet paper and my nextdoor neighbor? One is paper that swipes my ass, the other is an ass that swipes my paper. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 09/24/17 6:57:35 AM #29: |
Knock knock
Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mal_Fet 09/24/17 7:08:01 AM #30: |
A man with a fatal disease goes to his doctor for a final prognosis. "Give it to me straight, doc," the man says. "How much time do I have?"
"Five," says the doctor. "Five what??" Asks the man. "Days? Months? Years?" --- Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. -George Orwell ... Copied to Clipboard!
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the_cajun88 09/24/17 12:37:31 PM #33: |
China has the largest population of any country on Earth.
This isn't due to the men being super horny or the women being fertile, it's because all of their condoms are made in China. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 09/24/17 12:39:18 PM #34: |
A man walks into a bar.
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CensorErik 09/24/17 7:47:12 PM #35: |
More for Sunday's CE!
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averagejoel 09/24/17 7:54:18 PM #36: |
How many elephants will fit into a Mini?
How many giraffes will fit into a Mini? How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator? How do you know there are three elephants in your refrigerator? How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator? --- peanut butter and dick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 09/24/17 7:57:07 PM #37: |
Sami1000 posted...
Two guys are hunting deer's in forest. Guy falls down, and his friend panics, and calls for help. "my friend is dead, he just fell and doesn't respond to anything!", "sir, calm down, i will help you. Now, check that your friend is really dead and not just unconscious" There are 2 jokes here. The first one is the entire actual joke (which is pretty decent). The second one is "deer's" --- "I can i i everything else," Bob reportedly said. Alice replied: "Balls have zero to me to me to me..." (Facebook AIs talking to each other) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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the_cajun88 09/25/17 6:38:01 AM #38: |
If Caitlyn Jenner was going to save the world, would we call her an Ex-men or a Trans-former?
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Nazanir 09/25/17 6:43:59 AM #39: |
pegusus123456 posted...
Knock knock Made me laugh, love it. --- XboX GT/Steam/Wii-U - Nazanir ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cjsdowg 09/25/17 6:45:27 AM #40: |
I had a good trigonometry joke, however it is too graphic to tell here.
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WilliamPorygon 09/25/17 8:56:23 AM #41: |
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two men stop to talk and the dog just lies down and starts licking his crotch. The friend sees this and says, "Man, I sure wish I could do that." The dog owner tells him, "Go ahead, but pet him first."
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DifferentialEquation 09/25/17 9:02:58 AM #43: |
"What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?"
person answers "I don't know know" --- "If the day does not require an AK, it is good." The Great Warrior Poet, Ice Cube ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CensorErik 09/25/17 12:25:59 PM #44: |
Was going to let this topic die, but it's pretty good so far.
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teepan95 09/25/17 1:03:17 PM #45: |
DifferentialEquation posted...
"What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?" idgi <_< --- http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1060-homework-helpers - come drop by! XCV - https://i.imgtc.com/eNQuMuo.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CensorErik 09/25/17 1:06:23 PM #46: |
teepan95 posted...
DifferentialEquation posted..."What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?" The person you ask says they don't know which means they wiped their butt on the shower curtain because they didn't know the difference. --- The horizon tries, but it's just not as kind on the eyes... LA Rams 2-1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 09/25/17 1:07:27 PM #48: |
CensorErik posted...
teepan95 posted...DifferentialEquation posted... WilliamPorygon posted... teepan95 posted...DifferentialEquation posted... ...how was I supposed to infer that? <_< --- http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1060-homework-helpers - come drop by! XCV - https://i.imgtc.com/eNQuMuo.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 09/25/17 1:10:11 PM #49: |
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen!" --- Love dolphins and whales? Come hang out at Cetacea Cove! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 09/25/17 1:10:36 PM #50: |
"Mal_Fet"
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CensorErik 09/25/17 2:02:47 PM #51: |
WilliamPorygon posted...
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. I'm embarrassed I didn't see where this joke was going. Good one. --- The horizon tries, but it's just not as kind on the eyes... LA Rams 2-1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 09/25/17 4:51:44 PM #52: |
I wonder if the hillbilly divorce joke is ToS friendly...
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stone 09/25/17 9:56:22 PM #53: |
Tag for more jokes
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matteus70 09/25/17 11:19:46 PM #54: |
Warning. Might be considered racist.
--- http://i.imgur.com/WI706xP.jpg It's not about the bunny. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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