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ItsVinceRusso 08/06/17 3:53:14 PM #1: |
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Irony 08/06/17 3:54:01 PM #2: |
Diarrhea has power over all
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Kanaya413 08/06/17 3:54:19 PM #3: |
Nah, have pissed myself though
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SageHarpuia 08/06/17 3:54:54 PM #4: |
lets say over the age of 18 Over the age of 7 would have been enough --- My name is Harpuia, one of the four Guardians of Master X and General of the Strong Air Battalion, The Rekku Army. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 08/06/17 3:56:26 PM #5: |
Kanaya413 posted...
Nah, have pissed myself though You are a LIAR. I shit my pants just thinking about it anymore. We can't control these things. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BeautifulBlaze 08/06/17 3:56:38 PM #6: |
No, but I did poop myself in the shower by accident once. >_>
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lob_city_3 08/06/17 3:57:51 PM #7: |
By the time you're like 25 you've miss judged a fart a time or two in your life. If you deny it you're flat out lying.
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Kanaya413 08/06/17 3:57:53 PM #8: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Kanaya413 posted...Nah, have pissed myself though I'm so sorry for your struggle ;( --- Official Secretary of Kyogre's Cascade!!! FC: 5086-1980-2580 IGN: Vivi TSV 4077 Silent Chexmix: "Toxapex is Trump's wall in pixel form." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tropicalwood 08/06/17 3:58:22 PM #9: |
No.
But I did have a dream about being a civil disobedient and woke up in jail soaked in piss. --- ayy lmao ayy lmao || oaml oaml yya yya ayy lmao ayy lmao || oaml oaml yya yya ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sami1000 08/06/17 3:58:52 PM #10: |
Diarrhea. Its that moment when you don't know it yet, and assume its just air.
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frogman_295 08/06/17 3:58:54 PM #11: |
went to sleep drunk and shit the bed...bad.
and a few diarhhea leaks --- Nipple rubbing intensifies... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Boombam99 08/06/17 3:59:48 PM #12: |
Irony posted...
Diarrhea has power over all Yea, Diarrhea waits for no man ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivynn 08/06/17 4:01:42 PM #13: |
lob_city_3 posted...
By the time you're like 25 you've miss judged a fart a time or two in your life. If you deny it you're flat out lying. If you're not sure it's a fart or poo, then don't do it all. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 08/06/17 4:02:00 PM #14: |
Kanaya413 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...Kanaya413 posted...Nah, have pissed myself though OUR struggle. If it happens to me then it happens to you. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tropicalwood 08/06/17 4:02:19 PM #15: |
Ivynn posted...
lob_city_3 posted...By the time you're like 25 you've miss judged a fart a time or two in your life. If you deny it you're flat out lying. That gas builds up and it hurts --- ayy lmao ayy lmao || oaml oaml yya yya ayy lmao ayy lmao || oaml oaml yya yya ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rowdy54 08/06/17 4:20:50 PM #16: |
No, I have not.
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lob_city_3 08/06/17 6:41:58 PM #17: |
Ivynn posted...
lob_city_3 posted...By the time you're like 25 you've miss judged a fart a time or two in your life. If you deny it you're flat out lying. Easier said than done --- Seattle Seahawks ``~`` LA Clippers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sativa_Rose 08/06/17 6:42:53 PM #18: |
Technically I last did it a few years before adulthood, but I voted yes anyways
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BuckVanHammer 08/06/17 6:43:16 PM #19: |
Shit happens.
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littlebro07 08/06/17 6:46:49 PM #20: |
Had food poisoning once.
Literally projectile diarrhea'd while projectile vomiting --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KookyCouture 08/06/17 6:49:58 PM #21: |
nope
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Aelia 08/06/17 6:59:42 PM #22: |
Never trust a fart.
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Hadoken92 08/06/17 7:01:51 PM #23: |
Yes.
I helped a friend move in and we JUST cleaned his bathroom. I misjudged how far my house really was. Everything is else history. --- To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kuwab0 08/06/17 7:07:31 PM #24: |
When I had a horrible poo flu I ran out of clean underwear and had to cover myself with a towel
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VIIVincent 08/06/17 7:08:54 PM #25: |
Irony posted...
Diarrhea has power over all everyone must have done this at least once and if not, come back another 50 years to this topic then lol --- This is the internet. You know the price it comes with when you have entered the filth and scum of this world. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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1NfamousACE_2 08/06/17 7:08:56 PM #26: |
I was in college.
Had coca cola for breakfast. Was walking to class, my stomach was FUCKED UP. Walked home and my roommate was in the bathroom. And it came out. --- #Free OJ Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SuperShake666 08/06/17 7:09:52 PM #27: |
Yes because my post-wisdom teeth antibiotic upset my stomach so I woke up with a bit of shit in my underwear. It was not fun.
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Gojak_v3 08/06/17 7:10:34 PM #28: |
Yeah, sharts. I'll gamble with farts, especially if I don't want to get out of bed. Which ends up being ten times worse if I lose that gamble cause I'm in bed.
Also there is the stomach flu and other digestion illnesses in which you have next to no control over it. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thor333 08/06/17 7:10:57 PM #29: |
Almost turns out protein shakes are flu amplifiers.
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DarkChozoGhost 08/06/17 7:15:17 PM #30: |
When I've had the flu
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Gojak_v3 08/06/17 10:34:36 PM #31: |
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Chicken 08/06/17 10:36:12 PM #32: |
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Elicktricity 08/06/17 10:39:47 PM #33: |
lob_city_3 posted...
By the time you're like 25 you've miss judged a fart a time or two in your life. If you deny it you're flat out lying. This --- wufei8706 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheRealDill2000 08/06/17 10:40:49 PM #34: |
Ivynn posted...
lob_city_3 posted...By the time you're like 25 you've miss judged a fart a time or two in your life. If you deny it you're flat out lying. When poo happens, it's usually unexpected. You truly believe that it's a fart. Then you're thankful that you chose to wear brown pants. --- CE's source of sage-ly advice #BLM ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_CARLOX_ 08/07/17 4:17:33 AM #35: |
C.
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Sativa_Rose 08/07/17 5:03:14 AM #36: |
Fetch me my brown pants!
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apolloooo 08/07/17 5:58:19 AM #37: |
Irony posted...
Diarrhea has power over all This --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ColeslawIsBad 08/07/17 6:14:03 AM #38: |
lob_city_3 posted...
By the time you're like 25 you've miss judged a fart a time or two in your life. If you deny it you're flat out lying. --- Coleslaw is worse than pineapple on pizza ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lww99 08/08/17 9:02:03 PM #39: |
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Gardens 08/08/17 9:20:05 PM #40: |
Raised vegan since birth, never had this problem. Must be a carnivore problem?
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MorbidFaithless 08/08/17 9:38:45 PM #42: |
I haven't shit my pants since I was about 8 years old.
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VTBM 08/08/17 9:43:12 PM #43: |
I don't poop myself, it falls perfectly through the holes of my shorts and onto the floor. I don't know how the fuck it happens, it just does.
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NeoShadowhen 08/08/17 9:45:20 PM #44: |
My father gave me three pieces of advice. The first of which, was "never trust a fart".
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lww99 08/09/17 12:46:52 PM #45: |
Gardens posted...
Raised vegan since birth, never had this problem. Must be a carnivore problem? What is an omnivore? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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frogman_295 08/09/17 12:47:39 PM #46: |
i just did. Now i'm making a big satisfied grin!
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Jiek_Fafn 08/09/17 12:52:03 PM #47: |
At work once.
I was very far away from a bathroom and I had diarrhea. I made it to the stall and as I was pulling my pants down some dribbled out. Thankfully it only got on my underwear. I just threw them in the trash and went commando the rest of the day. I was oddly proud of it and told a lot of people throughout the remainder of the day. --- PSN: Jiek ... Copied to Clipboard!
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omega cookie 08/09/17 12:57:07 PM #48: |
I have not. I've smoked since I was 12, and I drink extreme amounts of coffee. Both of which cause the booty bad times.
I never gamble on farts. That and when I was... 16? I was a party and some guy got really drunk, went to fart, and fucked his pants. He ended up switching schools because of how mercilessly he was mocked. Fuck that, I'd rather be uncomfortable for a while because I need to fart. Edit: I've had a couple close calls with the flu though. I'm an extremely violent vomiter, so my body tends to convulse while I throw up. I did have my ass lift off the seat while I was face deep in a trash can. Had to throw the toilet seat away, because it was one of those padded ones and I didn't trust bleach to fully clean it. --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog FFBE: 885,063,087 - Orlandeau - 931 ATK ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GunmaN1905 08/09/17 1:13:10 PM #50: |
Never, but it's been close a few times.
Just the other day a huge diarrhea attack woke me up and I ran to the bathroom half asleep. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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