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ItsVinceRusso
08/06/2017
03:53 PM
#1
lets say over the age of 18


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Irony
08/06/2017
03:54 PM
#2
Diarrhea has power over all
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Kanaya413
08/06/2017
03:54 PM
#3
Nah, have pissed myself though
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SageHarpuia
08/06/2017
03:54 PM
#4
lets say over the age of 18


Over the age of 7 would have been enough
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/06/2017
03:56 PM
#5
Kanaya413 posted...
Nah, have pissed myself though


You are a LIAR. I shit my pants just thinking about it anymore. We can't control these things.
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BeautifulBlaze
08/06/2017
03:56 PM
#6
No, but I did poop myself in the shower by accident once. >_>
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lob_city_3
08/06/2017
03:57 PM
#7
By the time you're like 25 you've miss judged a fart a time or two in your life. If you deny it you're flat out lying.
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Kanaya413
08/06/2017
03:57 PM
#8
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Nah, have pissed myself though


You are a LIAR. I shit my pants just thinking about it anymore. We can't control these things.

I'm so sorry for your struggle ;(
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Tropicalwood
08/06/2017
03:58 PM
#9
No.

But I did have a dream about being a civil disobedient and woke up in jail soaked in piss.
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Sami1000
08/06/2017
03:58 PM
#10
Diarrhea. Its that moment when you don't know it yet, and assume its just air.
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frogman_295
08/06/2017
03:58 PM
#11
went to sleep drunk and shit the bed...bad.

and a few diarhhea leaks
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Boombam99
08/06/2017
03:59 PM
#12
Irony posted...
Diarrhea has power over all


Yea, Diarrhea waits for no man
Ivynn
08/06/2017
04:01 PM
#13
lob_city_3 posted...
By the time you're like 25 you've miss judged a fart a time or two in your life. If you deny it you're flat out lying.


If you're not sure it's a fart or poo, then don't do it all.
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/06/2017
04:02 PM
#14
Kanaya413 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Nah, have pissed myself though


You are a LIAR. I shit my pants just thinking about it anymore. We can't control these things.

I'm so sorry for your struggle ;(


OUR struggle. If it happens to me then it happens to you.
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Tropicalwood
08/06/2017
04:02 PM
#15
Ivynn posted...
lob_city_3 posted...
By the time you're like 25 you've miss judged a fart a time or two in your life. If you deny it you're flat out lying.


If you're not sure it's a fart or poo, then don't do it all.

That gas builds up and it hurts
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Rowdy54
08/06/2017
04:20 PM
#16
No, I have not.
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lob_city_3
08/06/2017
06:41 PM
#17
Ivynn posted...
lob_city_3 posted...
By the time you're like 25 you've miss judged a fart a time or two in your life. If you deny it you're flat out lying.


If you're not sure it's a fart or poo, then don't do it all.


Easier said than done
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Sativa_Rose
08/06/2017
06:42 PM
#18
Technically I last did it a few years before adulthood, but I voted yes anyways
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BuckVanHammer
08/06/2017
06:43 PM
#19
Shit happens.

Nothing that ruined my socks, but ya shit happens.
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littlebro07
08/06/2017
06:46 PM
#20
Had food poisoning once.

Literally projectile diarrhea'd while projectile vomiting
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KookyCouture
08/06/2017
06:49 PM
#21
nope
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Aelia
08/06/2017
06:59 PM
#22
Never trust a fart.
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Hadoken92
08/06/2017
07:01 PM
#23
Yes.
I helped a friend move in and we JUST cleaned his bathroom.
I misjudged how far my house really was.
Everything is else history.
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kuwab0
08/06/2017
07:07 PM
#24
When I had a horrible poo flu I ran out of clean underwear and had to cover myself with a towel
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VIIVincent
08/06/2017
07:08 PM
#25
Irony posted...
Diarrhea has power over all


everyone must have done this at least once and if not, come back another 50 years to this topic then lol
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1NfamousACE_2
08/06/2017
07:08 PM
#26
I was in college.

Had coca cola for breakfast.

Was walking to class, my stomach was FUCKED UP. Walked home and my roommate was in the bathroom. And it came out.
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SuperShake666
08/06/2017
07:09 PM
#27
Yes because my post-wisdom teeth antibiotic upset my stomach so I woke up with a bit of shit in my underwear. It was not fun.
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Gojak_v3
08/06/2017
07:10 PM
#28
Yeah, sharts. I'll gamble with farts, especially if I don't want to get out of bed. Which ends up being ten times worse if I lose that gamble cause I'm in bed.

Also there is the stomach flu and other digestion illnesses in which you have next to no control over it.
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thor333
08/06/2017
07:10 PM
#29
Almost turns out protein shakes are flu amplifiers.
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DarkChozoGhost
08/06/2017
07:15 PM
#30
When I've had the flu
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Gojak_v3
08/06/2017
10:34 PM
#31
Topic needs more responses.
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Chicken
08/06/2017
10:36 PM
#32
Nope.




Okay, now I have. :)
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Elicktricity
08/06/2017
10:39 PM
#33
lob_city_3 posted...
By the time you're like 25 you've miss judged a fart a time or two in your life. If you deny it you're flat out lying.

This
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TheRealDill2000
08/06/2017
10:40 PM
#34
Ivynn posted...
lob_city_3 posted...
By the time you're like 25 you've miss judged a fart a time or two in your life. If you deny it you're flat out lying.


If you're not sure it's a fart or poo, then don't do it all.

When poo happens, it's usually unexpected. You truly believe that it's a fart. Then you're thankful that you chose to wear brown pants.
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_CARLOX_
08/07/2017
04:17 AM
#35
C.

Feels good, man.
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Sativa_Rose
08/07/2017
05:03 AM
#36
Fetch me my brown pants!
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apolloooo
08/07/2017
05:58 AM
#37
Irony posted...
Diarrhea has power over all

This
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ColeslawIsBad
08/07/2017
06:14 AM
#38
lob_city_3 posted...
By the time you're like 25 you've miss judged a fart a time or two in your life. If you deny it you're flat out lying.
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lww99
08/08/2017
09:02 PM
#39
Sharts happen.
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Gardens
08/08/2017
09:20 PM
#40
Raised vegan since birth, never had this problem. Must be a carnivore problem?
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MorbidFaithless
08/08/2017
09:38 PM
#42
I haven't shit my pants since I was about 8 years old.
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VTBM
08/08/2017
09:43 PM
#43
I don't poop myself, it falls perfectly through the holes of my shorts and onto the floor. I don't know how the fuck it happens, it just does.
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NeoShadowhen
08/08/2017
09:45 PM
#44
My father gave me three pieces of advice. The first of which, was "never trust a fart".
lww99
08/09/2017
12:46 PM
#45
Gardens posted...
Raised vegan since birth, never had this problem. Must be a carnivore problem?


What is an omnivore?
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frogman_295
08/09/2017
12:47 PM
#46
i just did. Now i'm making a big satisfied grin!
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Jiek_Fafn
08/09/2017
12:52 PM
#47
At work once.

I was very far away from a bathroom and I had diarrhea. I made it to the stall and as I was pulling my pants down some dribbled out. Thankfully it only got on my underwear. I just threw them in the trash and went commando the rest of the day.

I was oddly proud of it and told a lot of people throughout the remainder of the day.
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omega cookie
08/09/2017
12:57 PM
#48
I have not. I've smoked since I was 12, and I drink extreme amounts of coffee. Both of which cause the booty bad times.

I never gamble on farts.

That and when I was... 16? I was a party and some guy got really drunk, went to fart, and fucked his pants. He ended up switching schools because of how mercilessly he was mocked. Fuck that, I'd rather be uncomfortable for a while because I need to fart.

Edit: I've had a couple close calls with the flu though. I'm an extremely violent vomiter, so my body tends to convulse while I throw up. I did have my ass lift off the seat while I was face deep in a trash can. Had to throw the toilet seat away, because it was one of those padded ones and I didn't trust bleach to fully clean it.
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GunmaN1905
08/09/2017
01:13 PM
#50
Never, but it's been close a few times.

Just the other day a huge diarrhea attack woke me up and I ran to the bathroom half asleep.
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