Current Events > are you the kind of man that climaxes from oral sex?

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must be disappointing tbh
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If you ever have to take painkillers it will take you forever.
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Maybe 45 minutes and a vigorous self service hj later.
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nah, bjs aren't that great.
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lilORANG posted...

nah, bjs aren't that great.

men are way better at bjs than women since we know how we like it
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Parappa09 posted...

lilORANG posted...

nah, bjs aren't that great.

men are way better at bjs than women since we know how we like it

Sounds believable enough. I'd rather bang a chick than get my dick sucked anyways tho.
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Guys, go out and get a proper BJ. I used to think I couldn't finish from a BJ. It's all on the girl (or guy) doing the work.

If I'm being honest, 2 chubbier girls were the only girls that could do it and it was better than sex.

Yall don't have any idea what it's like to have a girl dedicate her time and effort toward nothing but your sexual pleasure

it's bliss
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I get more pleasure from a BJ than sex, but maybe that's just my wife's skill set.
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My girl is rly good at it so ya I have
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Yes of course,
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joeun_saram posted...

Yall don't have any idea what it's like to have a girl dedicate her time and effort toward nothing but your sexual pleasure

it's bliss

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Nope. I really want to, too.
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GregShmedley posted...

Sounds like you've never gotten proper head before.

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GregShmedley posted...

Sounds like you've never gotten proper head before.

It doesn't necessarily work that way for everyone. I've only come from head a small handful of times in my life, and one of those times was from an ex-escort after I hadn't jacked it in a few days, and she still had to spend maybe 45 minutes going to fucking town on me. She was like that Brooke lady from I Deepthroat back in the day. As good as it gets, and I still barely came.
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hell yeah

Nazanir posted...

GregShmedley posted...

Sounds like you've never gotten proper head before.

lol this. what kind of 12 year old shit is this haha
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Fam_Fam posted...

hell yeah

lol
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yemmy posted...

Nazanir posted...

GregShmedley posted...

Sounds like you've never gotten proper head before.

lol this. what kind of 12 year old shit is this haha

One thing that you definitely learn once you've slept with a considerable number of people is that not everyone's equipment works the same way. Assuming otherwise is the part that's childish.
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coming in my girls mouth is a nice feeling. no shame about that.

I barely finish ever at all. Never even got close with a blowjob

Depends on the girl. Some can't even get me close to it after 20 minutes of going at it while others are skilled enough to make me finish in 5.
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pinky0926 posted...

yemmy posted...

Nazanir posted...

GregShmedley posted...

Sounds like you've never gotten proper head before.

lol this. what kind of 12 year old shit is this haha

One thing that you definitely learn once you've slept with a considerable number of people is that not everyone's equipment works the same way. Assuming otherwise is the part that's childish.

Bro I've NEVER heard anyone say that IRL. There was a Garfunkel and Oates episode where one of the chicks said she couldn't ever get the dude to nut and it was the butt of a joke; she was not doing it correctly.

All I'm saying is that some shit I've never heard, fucking whole rap songs devoted to the preference of oral sex over vaginal, and I log on to virgin/death grip/12 year old CE on a Sunday morning and see this.

I mean you do you, but I mean don't settle down with a girl that can actually give good dome then and let her be with a person like myself that would rather get served up than throw my back out crushing p.
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GregShmedley posted...

I'd still argue it has to do with not having the proper blowjob and possibly a dick that gets self jacked waaaaay too much. Sure, people are definitely different but for the majority of cases, I stand by my argument.

People are very different in every case. Can most women improve their technique? Of course. Will every woman be able to improve her technique so much that it's a sure thing? No.

I've slept with hundreds of women (just to give a reference point here), and only what, 6 have made me come from head? That's not an accident, or just a matter of only sleeping with virginal saints with a lack of experience. Some of those women were born pornstars.

pinky0926 posted...

Riiight...so this topic is childish. I get the idea it was assuming people who nut to a BJ are premature ejaculators, hence must be disappointing tbh.

I have no idea what the TC was getting at, I was just responding to something specific someone said.

yemmy posted...

Bro I've NEVER heard anyone say that IRL. There was a Garfunkel and Oates episode where one of the chicks said she couldn't ever get the dude to nut and it was the butt of a joke; she was not doing it correctly.

All I'm saying is that some shit I've never heard, fucking whole rap songs devoted to the preference of oral sex over vaginal, and I log on to virgin/death grip/12 year old CE on a Sunday morning and see this.

I mean you do you, but I mean don't settle down with a girl that can actually give good dome then and let her be with a person like myself that would rather get served up than throw my back out crushing p.

I really love head, like a lot. I just very, very rarely come from it.

I mean, this shouldn't be hard to understand. You would surely have slept with some women who come at the slightest touch, and others who have never had an orgasm? I certainly have. And while I'd like to think it was my years of experience and refined technique that allowed me to give Kim 46 orgasms in 3 hours, I know it was in fact just that Kim had an extraordinary vagina. I mean she could literally orgasm just from thinking about sex.

That's also why I didn't take it personally when Zoe never came once in all the mind blowing sex we had. Zoe had in fact never had a single orgasm in all her life.

Orgasms = not the be all and end all of your sex life.
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pinky0926 posted...

I've slept with hundreds of women

you slut!
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no. not unless they're actually trying to and ramp up the speed and movement.

I've used this exact conversation to undermine women's confidence and get bjs.

Every single woman has heard that she's the best at bjs...because men like them and want to continue getting them. Id tell them that i cant finish from them usually and that men are lying when they say they're good at them because they want more even if it's just to put in the spank bank.

This is essentially a dare to a lot of women and they would demonstrate their bj skills on me. Then there would be 20 minutes of a bad bj until I would just tell them to not do anything and hump their face until I was done. These bad bj givers could then often be convinced to practice on me in the future to get better at it.

This used to work a lot better when I was younger before internet porn was so accessible. Back then a girl would pretty much just lay it in her mouth and not have any idea at all. Now they have porn to educate them, but learning bjs from porn has it's own problems as well.
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I 100% agree with @pinky0926 on this tbh, I'm quite big so sometimes I think that's part of it, sometimes my size makes me consider that I'm not as sensitive as smaller guys. Maybe you have the same issue (if you want to call it that).
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Porn bjs are not real bjs
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GregShmedley posted...

I honestly have no idea what point you are trying to make. Even re reading your first reply to me to now, it sounds like you agree that the onus is on the giver...

No, I'm saying that you can be the greatest dick sucker on the planet, but ultimately not everyone's equipment is sensitive to the same degree or sensitive to the same things.

Additionally there's the psychological aspect, which is arguably the bigger part of the picture.

This is actually a somewhat personal grievance because many of my sexual partners have developed complexes about not being able to make me come, like they think they've failed or they're not good at the job or whatever. No girl, I just have a strange dick.

And that reason is also why I don't get full of myself when I make a girl cum, or down on myself when I can't. Everyone is different, that's all.
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Blue_Inigo posted...

Porn bjs are not real bjs

why not?

I can basically come from an effortless handjob so
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@pinky0926 posted...

This is actually a somewhat personal grievance because many of my sexual partners have developed complexes about not being able to make me come, like they think they've failed or they're not good at the job or whatever.

one of the worst feelings in the world. happened 3 times now. how do i not feel like shit when the girl im with feels like shit? she wont hear it, still takes it to heart and thinks it's a problem on her no matter how much i explain

Easily if she's hot.

Only once. The girl was doing mouth things and using both hands like she was grinding pepper at Olive Garden.
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Just need a girl who isn't afraid of the g spot and you'll be golden
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I cum faster from oral than vaginal.
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yemmy posted...

All I'm saying is that some shit I've never heard,

To be fair, your experience seems restricted to TV shows and rap songs...

Different people have different likes and dislikes. Both men and women.
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The Deadpool posted...

To be fair, your experience seems restricted to TV shows and rap songs...

bro I've been getting my dick sucked longer than a lot of people on here have been alive. I mentioned a TV show and a rap song because it is evidence that I'm not crazy and the only person that thinks like that.

I'm not claiming to have had sex with hundreds of girls, but I've never, ever not been able to cum from a bj. And I've never heard that claim outside of CE.

CE is the fucking home of the death grip and the 'it takes me forever because I am nervous' people who have sex. If you don't believe me make a poll saying 'how long does it take you to finish during sex'. It will be half of the people saying under 5 minutes and the other half saying like an hour.
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If done right (needs a lot of hands)

But takes a lot of coaching
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yemmy posted...

I mentioned a TV show and a rap song because it is evidence that I'm not crazy

A bold strategy that seems to have backfired.

Have you ever been with a woman who loves A and then tried the same exact thing on a second woman and she barely reacted?

Fuck, have you ever done thing A on the same woman a month later and it didn't work as well?

People are pretty random about sex. There's a million factors that affect these things.
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yemmy posted...

And I've never heard that claim outside of CE

is this real life

The Deadpool posted...

yemmy posted...

I mentioned a TV show and a rap song because it is evidence that I'm not crazy

A bold strategy that seems to have backfired.

Have you ever been with a woman who loves A and then tried the same exact thing on a second woman and she barely reacted?

Fuck, have you ever done thing A on the same woman a month later and it didn't work as well?

People are pretty random about sex. There's a million factors that affect these things.

5/6 girls i've tried on have loved my oral skills
the one girl who didn't was still a good lay but she just didn't like the oral

everyone is different
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People are pretty random about sex, but not liking getting your dick sucked, you'd be in the minority. They had a thing on Howard stern where straight dudes would get paid not to cum getting sucked off by another dude and they all came.

Last thing I'm gonna say about it.
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yemmy posted...

People are pretty random about sex, but not liking getting your dick sucked, you'd be in the minority. They had a thing on Howard stern where straight dudes would get paid not to cum getting sucked off by another dude and they all came.

Last thing I'm gonna say about it.

that reminds me of a japanese gameshow where they had male contestants try to last the longest by being sucked off by another guy (but hidden away in a booth)

it was weird how they made it like a 'hilariously fun' gameshow round rather than it being porn
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As a kid, yeah. That won't get it done anymore
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yemmy posted...

People are pretty random about sex, but not liking getting your dick sucked, you'd be in the minority. They had a thing on Howard stern where straight dudes would get paid not to cum getting sucked off by another dude and they all came.

Last thing I'm gonna say about it.

oh well if it was on howard stern then that settles it