Poll of the Day > My girlfriend will be here in 24 hours

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Erik_P
08/05/17 6:19:43 PM
#1:


I'm excited!
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TheWorstPoster
08/05/17 6:21:14 PM
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Close your account
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Go_Totodile
08/05/17 7:34:32 PM
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Fucking stop. This isn't even funny.
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wwinterj25
08/06/17 4:00:40 PM
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So she's your girlfriend but you've never met? Oh the memories of being a teenager.
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PK_Spam
08/06/17 4:02:20 PM
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Remember to wash it after every use. That includes taking it out of the casing. Every time.

If you do that, you can share it with someone else in bed ;)

I've tried.
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SmokeMassTree2
08/06/17 5:21:52 PM
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Shark just hit on Erik
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Bligh_with_no_T
08/06/17 5:49:11 PM
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She's arriving tomorrow but she won't be coming.
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Jen0125
08/06/17 6:25:47 PM
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"girlfriend"
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Smarkil
08/06/17 7:03:39 PM
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>girlfriend
>never met

Some serious blu levels of not even trying
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Erik_P
08/06/17 7:23:35 PM
#11:


Smarkil posted...
>girlfriend
>never met

Some serious blu levels of not even trying


I asked her what our relationship was and she said we were dating.
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wwinterj25
08/06/17 7:29:10 PM
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Amuse me. Is she with you yet?
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McSame_as_Bush
08/06/17 7:31:04 PM
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Aww. Post pics of the two of you?
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Erik_P
08/06/17 7:31:47 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Amuse me. Is she with you yet?


She's been here since this morning.
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Cacciato
08/06/17 7:32:34 PM
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McSame_as_Bush posted...
Aww. Post pics of the two of you?

If the camera can back out that far.
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Erik_P
08/06/17 7:33:51 PM
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Cacciato posted...
McSame_as_Bush posted...
Aww. Post pics of the two of you?

If the camera can back out that far.


Clever Classic Cacciato.
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DorkLink
08/06/17 7:35:03 PM
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Hey Eric what do you look like and how come you never post a picture
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Erik_P
08/06/17 7:38:09 PM
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DorkLink posted...
Hey Eric what do you look like and how come you never post a picture


I look like a person, and the Internet says it's completely normal I never appear in mirrors or pics.
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wwinterj25
08/06/17 7:39:05 PM
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Erik_P posted...
She's been here since this morning.


So what do you have planned for the obviously sexy lady?
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Erik_P
08/06/17 7:41:29 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Erik_P posted...
She's been here since this morning.


So what do you have planned for the obviously sexy lady?


Lots of stuff.
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SunWuKung420
08/06/17 7:45:28 PM
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Erik_P posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
Amuse me. Is she with you yet?


She's been here since this morning.


You should ask her to make a gamefaqs account.
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DevilSummoner1
08/06/17 7:47:28 PM
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Go_Totodile posted...
Fucking stop. This isn't even funny.



this is pathetic : /
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SkynyrdRocker
08/06/17 8:14:26 PM
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This is sadder than ICOYAR trying to argue politics
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Sarcasthma
08/06/17 8:20:57 PM
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These burns are intense.
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Thunder_54
08/06/17 8:26:06 PM
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What's her twitter?
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PK_Spam
08/06/17 8:39:49 PM
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Thunder_54 posted...
What's her twitter?

Shit... shit!

Remember when that guy linked us to that girl's twitter after she talked to him one time?

That was pretty easily in the top 10 cringiest things ever seen on here.

@Thunder_54
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wwinterj25
08/06/17 11:13:07 PM
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Erik_P posted...
Lots of stuff.


Interesting.
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Thunder_54
08/08/17 9:36:32 AM
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PK_Spam posted...
Thunder_54 posted...
What's her twitter?

Shit... shit!

Remember when that guy linked us to that girl's twitter after she talked to him one time?

That was pretty easily in the top 10 cringiest things ever seen on here.

@Thunder_54


Don't forget the fallout. He was gonna break us. He had his ways.
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Peterass
08/08/17 9:50:53 AM
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_AdjI_
08/08/17 10:16:10 AM
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Erik_P posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
Amuse me. Is she with you yet?


She's been here since this morning.


If you like this girl, and this is the first chance you've had to hang out with her in person, why on earth would you be on GameFAQs?
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Thunder_54
08/08/17 10:16:59 AM
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_AdjI_ posted...
If you like this girl, and this is the first chance you've had to hang out with her in person, why on earth would you be on GameFAQs?


Because thishappened.png
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Erik_P
08/08/17 10:22:44 AM
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_AdjI_ posted...
Erik_P posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
Amuse me. Is she with you yet?


She's been here since this morning.


If you like this girl, and this is the first chance you've had to hang out with her in person, why on earth would you be on GameFAQs?


It doesn't take that long to post on here.
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_AdjI_
08/08/17 10:28:51 AM
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Erik_P posted...
It doesn't take that long to post on here.


It doesn't, but you were actively reading and responding to posts over a solid 10-minute period. That's a little more than just pulling out your phone while she's in the bathroom, dude. And that's just this topic, which either means you're unhealthily fixated on telling everyone about your girlfriend and thus came directly to this topic to set the record straight, or you were actually here for longer and read+posted in other topics.
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Go_Totodile
08/08/17 10:46:47 AM
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adjl I can't tell since you seemingly take everything seriously. Do you believe Eric's stories?
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Zareth
08/08/17 11:20:57 AM
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Erik_P posted...
I asked her what our relationship was and she said we were dating.

This seems more like an ICOYAR post than an Erik_P post.
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SunWuKung420
08/08/17 11:25:45 AM
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INB4thecrazyexgfattacksthenewgftopic
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TES_Nut
08/08/17 2:29:02 PM
#39:


Rule 1 of the internet.

Pics or it didn't FUCKING HAPPEN.
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Peterass
08/08/17 2:30:02 PM
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TES_Nut posted...
Rule 1 of the internet.

Pics or it didn't FUCKING HAPPEN


Many have asked this before. Long story short, it didn't happen.
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TheCyborgNinja
08/08/17 2:30:12 PM
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Bligh_with_no_T posted...
She's arriving tomorrow but she won't be coming.

Oh snap!
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OhhhJa
08/08/17 2:42:23 PM
#42:


Erik got that promotion to 12 an hour and the ladies have been flocking to him ever since!
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DevilSummoner1
08/08/17 2:45:53 PM
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Bligh_with_no_T posted...
She's arriving tomorrow but she won't be coming.



K1VGmLR
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_AdjI_
08/08/17 3:00:42 PM
#44:


Go_Totodile posted...
adjl I can't tell since you seemingly take everything seriously. Do you believe Eric's stories?


Not particularly. I don't jump straight to "this didn't happen," because I don't really care enough to conclude one way or another, but I enjoy pointing out things that don't make sense in his not-really-plausible stories.
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Greenfox111
08/08/17 3:50:01 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
Erik got that promotion to 12 an hour and the ladies have been flocking to him ever since!

i bet your salary isnt even 200k. you dont have room to judge, peasant
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OhhhJa
08/08/17 3:54:54 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
OhhhJa posted...
Erik got that promotion to 12 an hour and the ladies have been flocking to him ever since!

i bet your salary isnt even 200k. you dont have room to judge, peasant

My salary is in dollars. K's are worthless to me
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Go_Totodile
08/08/17 3:57:16 PM
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_AdjI_ posted...
Go_Totodile posted...
adjl I can't tell since you seemingly take everything seriously. Do you believe Eric's stories?


Not particularly. I don't jump straight to "this didn't happen," because I don't really care enough to conclude one way or another, but I enjoy pointing out things that don't make sense in his not-really-plausible stories.

It honestly scares me a little bit that you DON'T jump straight to "this didn't happen".
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ZiggiStardust
08/08/17 4:01:42 PM
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_AdjI_
08/08/17 10:50:15 PM
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Go_Totodile posted...
_AdjI_ posted...
Go_Totodile posted...
adjl I can't tell since you seemingly take everything seriously. Do you believe Eric's stories?


Not particularly. I don't jump straight to "this didn't happen," because I don't really care enough to conclude one way or another, but I enjoy pointing out things that don't make sense in his not-really-plausible stories.

It honestly scares me a little bit that you DON'T jump straight to "this didn't happen".


Not because it's particularly believable, but because it so utterly inconsequential that I don't need a conclusion. If asked to make a clear guess one way or the other? I'd guess that it's probably not happening. But am I going to make such a guess proactively? Nah, I don't care enough for that.

That, and the effect this topic would have on my opinion of Erik wouldn't really change regardless of the story's veracity. Either way, it's a sad example of attention whoring. It's somewhat sadder if he's making it up, but either way, the whole "I need to announce to the Internet that I've got a girlfriend!" thing is so pathetic that that doesn't really have an appreciable impact.
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