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Admiral_Zero 07/26/17 9:20:28 PM #1:	I'd rather be at work. --- [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] <cite>Admiral_Zero posted [p:883663091] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote>I'd rather be at work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 07/26/17 9:21:10 PM #2:	Just don't go. What are they gonna do, arrest you? :V --- ~snip (V)_(; ;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:883663142] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote>Just don't go. What are they gonna do, arrest you? :V</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Go_Totodile 07/26/17 9:21:24 PM #3:	Act like the biggest piece of biased shit imaginable. <cite>Go_Totodile posted [p:883663157] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote>Act like the biggest piece of biased shit imaginable.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 07/26/17 9:21:43 PM #4:	wear a trump shirt --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:883663173] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote>wear a trump shirt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fill_Kessel 07/26/17 9:21:53 PM #5:	Go_Totodile posted... Act like the biggest piece of biased shit imaginable. Basically the jurors from OJ: Made in American --- NHL Insider, you're welcome <cite>Fill_Kessel posted [p:883663183] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote><cite>Go_Totodile posted...</cite> <quote>Act like the biggest piece of biased shit imaginable.</quote> Basically the jurors from OJ: Made in American</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CW_McGraw 07/26/17 9:22:08 PM #6:	For my case, they asked if you would favor the opinion of a cop/expert over other people. People who said stuff like, "I would automatically trust a cop more than a citizen," tended to get off. --- http://i.imgur.com/hso8CUi.gif <cite>CW_McGraw posted [p:883663199] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote>For my case, they asked if you would favor the opinion of a cop/expert over other people. People who said stuff like, "I would automatically trust a cop more than a citizen," tended to get off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 07/26/17 9:22:18 PM #7:	tell them that everyone is a sinner in the eyes of the Lord and thus everyone should be declared guilty by default --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:883663215] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote>tell them that everyone is a sinner in the eyes of the Lord and thus everyone should be declared guilty by default</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HogRiderreturns 07/26/17 9:22:23 PM #8:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2BsMSNfraQ --- http://i.imgur.com/wuFm3hd.jpg - My Hash Brownies. http://i.imgur.com/mQ7syoS.gif http://i.imgur.com/lY3erBp.jpg <cite>HogRiderreturns posted [p:883663219] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2BsMSNfraQ</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Boombam99 07/26/17 9:22:37 PM #9:	Watch the Whitest Kids U Know jury selection sketch. Classic. <cite>Boombam99 posted [p:883663235] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote>Watch the Whitest Kids U Know jury selection sketch. Classic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 07/26/17 9:23:59 PM #10:	Ask about trial by combat. --- Oda break tracker 2017- 5 (2) Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:883663326] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote>Ask about trial by combat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 07/26/17 9:26:01 PM #11:	Depends on trial If criminal, tell them you don't trust the police in any way shape or form If civil tell them that frivolous lawsuits are ruining the country --- http://i.imgur.com/iwo6yR9.jpg http://i.imgur.com/uqXNtk6.jpg <cite>Doe posted [p:883663436] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote>Depends on trial If criminal, tell them you don't trust the police in any way shape or form If civil tell them that frivolous lawsuits are ruining the country</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joe_stalin518 07/26/17 9:26:53 PM #12:	Just tell them you're hard ,that always works --- how does super mario world work without updates? Relax I know what I'm doing,I been killing topics since 1987 <cite>joe_stalin518 posted [p:883663487] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote>Just tell them you're hard ,that always works</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 07/26/17 9:28:16 PM #13:	Go in, and loudly say a racial slur about the first minority you encounter. --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:883663572] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote>Go in, and loudly say a racial slur about the first minority you encounter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 07/26/17 9:28:41 PM #14:	Say you're pregnant It usually works --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:883663594] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote>Say you're pregnant It usually works</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 07/26/17 9:31:56 PM #15:	Quit making excuses and perform your civic duty as an American citizen --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:883663763] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote>Quit making excuses and perform your civic duty as an American citizen</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 07/26/17 9:33:26 PM #16:	UnholyMudcrab posted... Quit making excuses and perform your civic duty as an American citizen Maybe if they paid worth a damn more people wouldn't try and avoid it. --- Oda break tracker 2017- 5 (2) Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:883663840] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnholyMudcrab posted...</cite> <quote>Quit making excuses and perform your civic duty as an American citizen</quote> Maybe if they paid worth a damn more people wouldn't try and avoid it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Go_Totodile 07/26/17 9:34:48 PM #17:	Why not just recruit homeless people for jury duty? It sounds like a win win to me. <cite>Go_Totodile posted [p:883663913] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote>Why not just recruit homeless people for jury duty? It sounds like a win win to me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Deuce_ 07/26/17 9:35:58 PM #18:	Tell them you have epilepsy. I have it and I'm ineligible to ever do jury duty. --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7QvRzhVwAAWvXC.jpg:large <cite>_Deuce_ posted [p:883663965] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote>Tell them you have epilepsy. I have it and I'm ineligible to ever do jury duty.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Inferno Dive Dragoon 07/26/17 9:37:36 PM #19:	Being anti-cop helps. --- Les aristocrates a la lanterne! Les aristocrates on les pendra! <cite>Inferno Dive Dragoon posted [p:883664075] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote>Being anti-cop helps.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 07/26/17 9:39:52 PM #20:	voldothegr8 posted... UnholyMudcrab posted... Quit making excuses and perform your civic duty as an American citizen Maybe if they paid worth a damn more people wouldn't try and avoid it. lol this I got $35 a day Luckily I also got paid my normal pay from my job but if I wasn't working, $35 wouldn't be shit. --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:883664193] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnholyMudcrab posted...</cite> <quote>Quit making excuses and perform your civic duty as an American citizen</quote> Maybe if they paid worth a damn more people wouldn't try and avoid it.</quote> lol this I got $35 a day Luckily I also got paid my normal pay from my job but if I wasn't working, $35 wouldn't be shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 07/26/17 9:42:03 PM #21:	littlebro07 posted... voldothegr8 posted... UnholyMudcrab posted... Quit making excuses and perform your civic duty as an American citizen Maybe if they paid worth a damn more people wouldn't try and avoid it. lol this I got $35 a day Luckily I also got paid my normal pay from my job but if I wasn't working, $35 wouldn't be shit. Most companies don't give paid leave for jury duty unless you use vacation. --- Oda break tracker 2017- 5 (2) Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:883664294] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnholyMudcrab posted...</cite> <quote>Quit making excuses and perform your civic duty as an American citizen</quote> Maybe if they paid worth a damn more people wouldn't try and avoid it.</quote> lol this I got $35 a day Luckily I also got paid my normal pay from my job but if I wasn't working, $35 wouldn't be shit.</quote> Most companies don't give paid leave for jury duty unless you use vacation.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 07/26/17 9:43:30 PM #22:	littlebro07 posted... Go in, and loudly say a racial slur about the first minority you encounter. There was a case where that happened actually. Woman started going full racist. Judge slammed her with contempt of court and she ended up in jail for a while lol. --- Currently Binging: Ghost in the Shell - Stand Alone Complex http://i.imgtc.com/YQId2Bz.png <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:883664361] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote>Go in, and loudly say a racial slur about the first minority you encounter.</quote> There was a case where that happened actually. Woman started going full racist. Judge slammed her with contempt of court and she ended up in jail for a while lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ACHEEKSMALLOY 07/26/17 9:44:42 PM #23:	Say you have chronic lower back pain thats aggravated by sitting for long periods of time. Worked for me. --- Gamertag: ALMIGHTY CHEEKS The CUBS are the 2016 WORLD CHAMPIONS!!! <cite>ACHEEKSMALLOY posted [p:883664436] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote>Say you have chronic lower back pain thats aggravated by sitting for long periods of time. Worked for me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 07/28/17 6:44:29 PM #24:	Turbam posted... Just don't go. What are they gonna do, arrest you? :V The court that I work for has actually been cracking down on people who missed their jury duty dates. We get calls from them all the time at the helpdesk, even if the helpdesk is supposed to be an internal IT support line (we just refer them to the actual jury department). --- http://i.imgur.com/wKOoZkP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/mipFVFw.png http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:883780656] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote><cite>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote>Just don't go. What are they gonna do, arrest you? :V</quote> The court that I work for has actually been cracking down on people who missed their jury duty dates. We get calls from them all the time at the helpdesk, even if the helpdesk is supposed to be an internal IT support line (we just refer them to the actual jury department).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 07/28/17 6:47:49 PM #25:	Looks like it's not just our county, either: http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2017/05/judges_more_aggressive_on_crac.html http://www.kcentv.com/news/local/mclennan-county-judge-cracks-down-on-jury-duty-no-shows/419697514 http://standardspeaker.com/news/carbon-county-court-cracks-down-on-jury-pool-no-shows-1.2221745 http://wset.com/news/local/norfolk-cracking-down-on-jury-duty-dodgers http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/wayne/2017/03/21/no-show-jurors-wayne-county-circuit/99453948/ (my county) --- http://i.imgur.com/wKOoZkP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/mipFVFw.png http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:883780831] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote>Looks like it's not just our county, either: http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2017/05/judges_more_aggressive_on_crac.html http://www.kcentv.com/news/local/mclennan-county-judge-cracks-down-on-jury-duty-no-shows/419697514 http://standardspeaker.com/news/carbon-county-court-cracks-down-on-jury-pool-no-shows-1.2221745 http://wset.com/news/local/norfolk-cracking-down-on-jury-duty-dodgers http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/wayne/2017/03/21/no-show-jurors-wayne-county-circuit/99453948/ (my county)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Iron-Tarkus 07/28/17 7:29:39 PM #26:	Just do what I did and live too far away from the courthouse --- So I stabbed him and took his humanity. <cite>Iron-Tarkus posted [p:883782947] in What are s... [t:75608489]...</cite> <quote>Just do what I did and live too far away from the courthouse</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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