Poll of the Day > corrupt a superpower

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Yesterday at work I played a game with peeps on what supernatural power they would want.

I picked telepathy.

go.
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ungubby posted...

I picked telepathy.

You can only read the mind of any ring worms you currently have

Invisibility
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But only your hair is invisible

Waterbreathing
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You can only breath while you're in distilled water.

Super strength.
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You're only super strong while underwater.

Burrowing ability
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but only works on objects wheighing more than 3 million kilograms

xray-vision

You can only see though a single layer and your eyes must be covered with cloth.

Telekinesis

but you can only move things around with a speed of 0,000001 cm/h

Flying!

But you can only fly straight up.

Superspeed.
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Goddammit.

I came in here thinking "I would corrupt China"

Superspeed

But you're not immune to friction.

time travel
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Blue_Thunder posted...

Superspeed.

But you can only run on high school race tracks

Shoot lightning
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While you technically have access to all information within your head, you can't understand it as it is all in a dead language you found yourself incapable of learning.

Human possession
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DeltaBladeX posted...

While you technically have access to all information within your head, you can't understand it as it is all in a dead language you found yourself incapable of learning.

Human possession

But you can only possess people in a coma, and you are then in a coma.

Shapeshifting!!
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but you can only shift into each species once

animal control
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VeeVees posted...

animal control

You can only control 3 limbs

Water bending
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You always have telescopic vision, never normal vision, and it is 1000x telescopic.

Plant manipulation
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But your plant will go beserk and its not edible

Nuclear weapon
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You can only read and type backwards!

Cupid's love powers
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Zangulus posted...

ha21nagamas posted...

But your plant will go beserk and its not edible

Nuclear weapon

It only equals 1 picogram worth of TNT.

Super fast typing and reading.

But you always post waaaaay to long and nobody reads it because it's a freaking paragraph and they don't wanna spend an hour reading it.

In fact, you often make great points on message boards, but, due to typing so fast, you post a stream of conciousness response and everyone just ignores it. This frustrates you and you try and post shorter responses but your super typing speed defeats you every time and you end up with at least 3 paragraph responses.

Eventually you just give up and stop typing all together so your power goes to waste. Meanwhile you can read super fast but you forget everything you read a few minutes later.

You can shoot lazers out of your eyes (and your a cat!!).
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Zangulus posted...

wolfy42 posted...

Zangulus posted...

ha21nagamas posted...

But your plant will go beserk and its not edible

Nuclear weapon

It only equals 1 picogram worth of TNT.

Super fast typing and reading.

But you always post waaaaay to long and nobody reads it because it's a freaking paragraph and they don't wanna spend an hour reading it.

In fact, you often make great points on message boards, but, due to typing so fast, you post a stream of conciousness response and everyone just ignores it. This frustrates you and you try and post shorter responses but your super typing speed defeats you every time and you end up with at least 3 paragraph responses.

Eventually you just give up and stop typing all together so your power goes to waste. Meanwhile you can read super fast but you forget everything you read a few minutes later.

You can shoot lazers out of your eyes (and your a cat!!).

Is this response the definition of irony?

Hehe, I thought it was funny:) *ps..this response is short!!*
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wolfy42 posted...

You can shoot lazers out of your eyes (and your a cat!!).

But they are just regular lasers like that you buy at the dollar store and you can never turn them off.

Future sight!
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Zangulus posted...

Mario_VS_DK posted...

Future sight!

You can only see the circumstances surrounding your next bowel movement.

Complete control over my body.

But you have to breathe manually.

Ability to transform into animals
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Pokenub posted...

Ability to transform into animals

Can't transform back.

Summoning
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You have to wear straw shirt to do it.

Ability to turn into a car.

but only a pt cruiser

chi control
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You can only control someone else's chi.

Time manipulation.
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You can only make clocks speed up or slow down.

pyrokinetic
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

You can only make clocks speed up or slow down.

pyrokinetic

But only after eating Taco Bell.

You can move through walls!!
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Your clothes will be left behind.

Summoning things from any TCG card.
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wolfy42 posted...

You can move through walls!!

But only walls next to unlocked doors.

trodi_911 posted...

Summoning things from any TCG card.

But only if it already exists in real life and you own whatever it is you're trying to summon.


Never require food, water or oxygen.
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Zangulus posted...

Immortal.

But stuck in a single point in time.

Can create and load save points in real life.
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Mario_VS_DK posted...

Zangulus posted...

Immortal.

But stuck in a single point in time.

Can create and load save points in real life.

Any saves within 1 year are always corrupt

Weather control

Can only make it one degree hotter or colder

Ability to never need sleep and be fine
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You run on a rechargeable battery.

The power to have all the powers.
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The inability to control them

You can make the perfect piece of toast
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You have to give it to your neighbor or it will be a poison

Super fast mechanic
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Zangulus posted...

You can never find the tool you need.

No matter what you need as a hand tool, it always seems to be right there for you to find.

but as it magically appears in front of you, the magic must maintain a balance and therefore leaves a curse on anything you work on. That thing will be no more within 24 hours.

super intelligence.
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Inability to wake up on your own. Someone else must cut off one of your toes to wake you up. Run out of toes, sleep forever.

The ability to regenerate cut off toes
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You develop a phobia of our impending machine overlords.

Being able to read minds.
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