Poll of the Day > single mom wants to move in with me after three dates

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Philoktetes
07/23/17 7:42:59 AM
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and bring her kid with her. not sure how I feel about this
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Sokolov
07/23/17 7:45:54 AM
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If you weren't the father of the kid, it's a NO.
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mastermix3000
07/23/17 7:47:36 AM
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Philoktetes posted...
I don't think so, Tim.

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J_Dawg983
07/23/17 8:24:40 AM
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Is it Eric's girl?
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jsb0714
07/23/17 8:34:25 AM
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Run. Now!
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ASlaveObeys
07/23/17 8:34:56 AM
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Get a restraining order.
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SkynyrdRocker
07/23/17 8:43:57 AM
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All I do is troll troll troll no matter what
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GreenGoblinOck
07/23/17 9:20:33 AM
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No. She probably just wants to use you for sex to get her pregnant and then leave you right after. Never allowing you to be part of the child's life.
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darcandkharg31
07/23/17 9:30:42 AM
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GreenGoblinOck posted...
No. She probably just wants to use you for sex to get her pregnant and then leave you right after. Never allowing you to be part of the child's life.

This seems the most plausible answer.
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WaffIeElite
07/23/17 9:54:06 AM
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Hell no. All she wants is to latch on to you to take care of her little mistake. Don't let her.
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KJ StErOiDs
07/23/17 9:59:06 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

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SusanGreenEyes
07/23/17 10:38:18 AM
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This is clearly fake.
Nobody could be this absurd in real life.
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Go_Totodile
07/23/17 10:43:01 AM
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Teran17
07/23/17 11:07:54 AM
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Run for the hills
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Mead
07/23/17 12:00:56 PM
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Everything you post is a lie
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kislev
07/23/17 12:13:03 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
Get a restraining order.

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ChrisHanson24
07/23/17 12:27:22 PM
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she just wants you to change its diapers
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Died Again
07/23/17 1:39:45 PM
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Any woman who would endanger her children by moving in with someone she barely knows is either batshite crazy or unbelievably stupid. Either way......run quickly and don't look back.
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wolfy42
07/23/17 1:49:20 PM
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Yeah, um....is this a joke about me having the single mother move into my house? If so, well played. It all worked out fairly ok though, and we are still friends, but yeah, only cause I didn't make a move on her or get involved (which is obviously what she wanted at this point).

So yeah, unless you have great sexual resistance, avoid the situation all together.
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Grindcorp9000
07/23/17 1:51:09 PM
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SoulsBorne
07/23/17 1:52:39 PM
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jsb0714 posted...
Run. Now!
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edededdy
07/23/17 1:53:20 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
Yeah, um....is this a joke about me having the single mother move into my house? If so, well played. It all worked out fairly ok though, and we are still friends, but yeah, only cause I didn't make a move on her or get involved (which is obviously what she wanted at this point).

So yeah, unless you have great sexual resistance, avoid the situation all together.


get your head out of your ass. you've become such a fucking shitposter
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darcandkharg31
07/23/17 1:53:40 PM
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wolfy be like

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SunWuKung420
07/23/17 2:02:32 PM
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Lol. @Erik_P parody topic. Looks like TC ran out of copypasta to post.

And an additional LOL @wolfy42 for thinking this is a topic about him.
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wolfy42
07/23/17 2:04:41 PM
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Well, I mean, I did have a single mom move in with me lol, it's not a huge stretch to think this was a joke about that.
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SunWuKung420
07/23/17 2:12:17 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
Well, I mean, I did have a single mom move in with me lol, it's not a huge stretch to think this was a joke about that.


Actually it is.
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faramir77
07/23/17 2:42:20 PM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
This is clearly fake.
Nobody could be this absurd in real life.

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Cacciato
07/23/17 2:44:03 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
wolfy42 posted...
Well, I mean, I did have a single mom move in with me lol, it's not a huge stretch to think this was a joke about that.


Actually it is.

Not really.
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DarkThunder1st
07/23/17 3:33:37 PM
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Kick her ass to the curb.
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SunWuKung420
07/23/17 3:39:53 PM
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Cacciato posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
wolfy42 posted...
Well, I mean, I did have a single mom move in with me lol, it's not a huge stretch to think this was a joke about that.


Actually it is.

Not really.


That's cause you're drunk.
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FaithIsIgnorant
07/23/17 4:00:43 PM
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You could at least make the post genuine by adding "what if...." in front.
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Fausts_Knight
07/27/17 2:34:51 AM
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FOOLlSH HUMAN. CAN YOU NOT SEE THE ORDER I BRING TO THE EARTH?
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I_Always_Die
07/27/17 2:37:39 AM
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GreenGoblinOck posted...
No. She probably just wants to use you for sex to get her pregnant and then leave you right after. Never allowing you to be part of the child's life.

do people actually do this intentionally tho
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Syntheticon
07/27/17 2:38:57 AM
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Philoktetes posted...
and bring her kid with her. not sure how I feel about this

ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT
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TheCyborgNinja
07/27/17 3:24:37 AM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
This is clearly fake.
Nobody could be this absurd in real life.

I don't know. This is GameFAQs, where backwards compatibility is stupid because Sony told everyone to believe that.
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