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Squall28 07/20/17 10:31:11 AM #1: |
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-is-what-superheroes-would-look-like-with-realistic-bodies_us_59402f1de4b003d5948b6f3f
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apolloooo 07/20/17 10:32:30 AM #2: |
These alway scmake me lol and kinda sad of how much these people are out of touch with reality
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EnragedSlith 07/20/17 10:32:46 AM #3: |
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vbty3 07/20/17 10:33:55 AM #4: |
"Realistic bodies" = overweight
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boxington 07/20/17 10:34:01 AM #5: |
literally adding flab to a dude with a cybernetic body
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dave_is_slick 07/20/17 10:34:20 AM #6: |
I remember this bullshit. Surprise, surprise, people who engage in what they do are toned! Their "realistic" ones are totally unrealistic.
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Anarchy_Juiblex 07/20/17 10:34:22 AM #7: |
Realistic > half not even technically human
These articles are so fucking lazy. --- "Tolerance of intolerance is cowardice." ~ Ayaan Hirsi Ali ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 07/20/17 10:34:47 AM #8: |
'realistic' = just make everyone fatter.
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CommonStar 07/20/17 10:35:06 AM #9: |
So "realistic" means chubbier?!
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Ranting Nord 07/20/17 10:36:00 AM #10: |
I'd still tap any one of those ladies.
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KiwiTerraRizing 07/20/17 10:37:16 AM #11: |
They're not real...
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Esrac 07/20/17 10:39:09 AM #12: |
The only villain those realistic heroes are trying to catch is the Hamburgler.
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Questionmarktarius 07/20/17 10:39:35 AM #13: |
https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/adam-west-1.jpg
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP 07/20/17 10:40:13 AM #14: |
why is everyone fat?
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--kresnik-- 07/20/17 10:41:42 AM #15: |
You gotta love how these huffpo writers think that thin people don't exist.
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ChromaticAngel 07/20/17 10:41:46 AM #16: |
"This green alien female and guy made up of 90% ancient super advanced technology now have realistic bodies."
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Anarchy_Juiblex 07/20/17 10:43:36 AM #17: |
Onion should do a realistic version of Olympic athletes and photoshop them fat.
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Romulox28 07/20/17 10:43:36 AM #18: |
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mario2000 07/20/17 10:44:40 AM #20: |
"these cartoon comic book fantasy characters are SO unrealistic!"
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Squall28 07/20/17 10:46:56 AM #21: |
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Onion should do a realistic version of Olympic athletes and photoshop them fat. Omg someone needs to get this done. REAL athletes only --- If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anarchy_Juiblex 07/20/17 10:52:49 AM #22: |
Squall28 posted...
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...Onion should do a realistic version of Olympic athletes and photoshop them fat. Could add a blurb about how they're bad role models for setting impossible standards. Rofl. --- "Tolerance of intolerance is cowardice." ~ Ayaan Hirsi Ali ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darkman124 07/20/17 10:53:08 AM #23: |
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Fat Black Panther made me lol. T'Chunka is more like it. actually black panther was the one believable one he looked like a professional powerlifter most of the others looked like beer guts were added it IS true that someone at 3% bf is pretty much not gonna be able to perform sustained activity but the idea that any kind of athlete has a beer gut is ridiculous. model these people after tour de france riders, not your fucking lardass officemates. --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thanosibe 07/20/17 10:56:59 AM #24: |
My son is really into Arrow and I think Steve Amell maybe his first male role model. :-) And he shows me some of the workouts and other videos he posts on social media. And it is insane how much and how intensely he has to work out to pretend to be a vigilante.
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HaVeNII7 07/20/17 10:58:00 AM #25: |
Darkman124 posted...
Wariodorf posted...Fat Black Panther made me lol. T'Chunka is more like it. Gotta get dem clicks tho bruh! --- PSN/Steam: HaVeNII7 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 07/20/17 11:04:23 AM #26: |
I dunno...
John Goodman very well could make for a decent Superman. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SageHarpuia 07/20/17 11:06:18 AM #27: |
Artist has probably never exercised a day in his life and has no idea what a realistic body for an active person is.
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darkphoenix181 07/20/17 11:08:46 AM #28: |
this is the best one
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Mandasnake 07/20/17 11:09:09 AM #29: |
Insecurity is a bitch.
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Questionmarktarius 07/20/17 11:13:05 AM #30: |
darkphoenix181 posted...
this is the best one Plot twist: Wakanda was actually in Samoa this whole time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Inigo 07/20/17 11:13:30 AM #31: |
This topic triggers me
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ThyCorndog 07/20/17 11:14:09 AM #32: |
I feel like there are things between being super muscular and being fat but maybe I'm wrong
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DirkDiggles 07/20/17 11:14:58 AM #33: |
darkphoenix181 posted...
this is the best one Mark Henry as the Black Panther. He's bringing the Hall of Pain to criminal scum. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkphoenix181 07/20/17 11:15:26 AM #34: |
Darkman124 posted...
actually black panther was the one believable one he is acrobatic and stealthy so why would he just be a powerlifter? --- sigless user is me or am I? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 07/20/17 11:15:35 AM #35: |
ThyCorndog posted...
I feel like there are things between being super muscular and being fat but maybe I'm wrong 80s pro wrestlers, mostly. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darkman124 07/20/17 11:16:52 AM #36: |
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i am speaking in terms of being any kind of superhero not that superhero's unique set of skills --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xelltrix 07/20/17 11:25:01 AM #37: |
How do the same links trigger so hard every single time?
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Questionmarktarius 07/20/17 11:26:48 AM #39: |
Xelltrix posted...
How do the same links trigger so hard every single time? Pointing and laughing is not "triggered". ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DonaldClinton 07/20/17 11:28:09 AM #40: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
Xelltrix posted...How do the same links trigger so hard every single time? SageHarpuia posted... Artist has probably never exercised a day in his life and has no idea what a realistic body for an active person is. dave_is_slick posted... I remember this bullshit. Surprise, surprise, people who engage in what they do are toned! Their "realistic" ones are totally unrealistic. Anarchy_Juiblex posted... Realistic > half not even technically human CommonStar posted... So "realistic" means chubbier?! Triggered. SAD! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 07/20/17 11:29:08 AM #41: |
The idea makes sense but they took it way too far.
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KlRBEH 07/20/17 11:29:56 AM #42: |
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thanosibe 07/20/17 11:32:47 AM #43: |
DevsBro posted...
The idea makes sense but they took it way too far.And as much of, at least this forum, swoon over "thicc" gals, they could probably do that to Harley and she'd still sell. --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EnragedSlith 07/20/17 11:33:17 AM #44: |
I understand the purpose, but I feel like these always take it a little too far. Really, just doing away with a little bit of the tone and maybe cutting down the breast size on the women would be enough. But I could also email them a picture of my ex dressed up like electra and shut them up
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Trigg3rH4ppy 07/20/17 11:33:21 AM #45: |
Xelltrix posted...
How do the same links trigger so hard every single time? Why are you letting these people trigger you? --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trigg3rH4ppy 07/20/17 11:38:47 AM #46: |
The Cyborg one is proof that the artist doesn't read comics. He doesn't have a god damned stomach to even be fat in the first place
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C7D 07/20/17 11:48:28 AM #47: |
This whole thing is foolish. Super heroes are supposed to be just that "super" or extraordinary. The average body type makes no sense. We may as well take away the comic book character's superhuman abilities as well since they aren't realistic. We should remove the supervilians because they aren't realistic. To satisfy these folks, we should just change the definition of a superhero and put Jenner or Jazz on the front as these are their real heroes.
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spanky1 07/20/17 11:53:38 AM #48: |
The whole problem with this article is it's mislabeled. It is NOT what superheroes would look like with realistic bodies. That's clearly what is pissing everyone off.
If you read the article, it says it's "reimagining what superheroes would look like “if their bodies matched the body of the average viewer” in the U.S." And they're spot on. Superheroes would be fatter and not as in shape if they matched what their average reader looks like. So we can all stop being mad and go home now. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dave_is_slick 07/20/17 11:56:10 AM #49: |
spanky1 posted...
Still pointless seeing as they're fucking superheroes. --- The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 07/20/17 11:59:46 AM #50: |
In that case, they're still missing neckbeards and some of them are actually female instead of dudes crossdressing.
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