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Squall28
07/20/17 10:31:11 AM
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-is-what-superheroes-would-look-like-with-realistic-bodies_us_59402f1de4b003d5948b6f3f

If you're fighting crime and have perfect conditioning, you need some flab on your body.
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apolloooo
07/20/17 10:32:30 AM
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These alway scmake me lol and kinda sad of how much these people are out of touch with reality
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EnragedSlith
07/20/17 10:32:46 AM
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vbty3
07/20/17 10:33:55 AM
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"Realistic bodies" = overweight
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boxington
07/20/17 10:34:01 AM
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literally adding flab to a dude with a cybernetic body
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dave_is_slick
07/20/17 10:34:20 AM
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I remember this bullshit. Surprise, surprise, people who engage in what they do are toned! Their "realistic" ones are totally unrealistic.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
07/20/17 10:34:22 AM
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Realistic > half not even technically human
These articles are so fucking lazy.
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masterpug53
07/20/17 10:34:47 AM
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'realistic' = just make everyone fatter.

...eh, can't argue with that I suppose.
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CommonStar
07/20/17 10:35:06 AM
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So "realistic" means chubbier?!

Also who the heck cares? Comic books/Superheroes are fantasies, they can be the ideal body shape or whatever shape.
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Ranting Nord
07/20/17 10:36:00 AM
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I'd still tap any one of those ladies.
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KiwiTerraRizing
07/20/17 10:37:16 AM
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They're not real...
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Esrac
07/20/17 10:39:09 AM
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The only villain those realistic heroes are trying to catch is the Hamburgler.
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Questionmarktarius
07/20/17 10:39:35 AM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
07/20/17 10:40:13 AM
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why is everyone fat?
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--kresnik--
07/20/17 10:41:42 AM
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You gotta love how these huffpo writers think that thin people don't exist.
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ChromaticAngel
07/20/17 10:41:46 AM
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"This green alien female and guy made up of 90% ancient super advanced technology now have realistic bodies."

thanks reverse photoshopper!
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Anarchy_Juiblex
07/20/17 10:43:36 AM
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Onion should do a realistic version of Olympic athletes and photoshop them fat.
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Romulox28
07/20/17 10:43:36 AM
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the spiderman one is pretty funny
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mario2000
07/20/17 10:44:40 AM
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"these cartoon comic book fantasy characters are SO unrealistic!"
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Squall28
07/20/17 10:46:56 AM
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Onion should do a realistic version of Olympic athletes and photoshop them fat.


Omg someone needs to get this done. REAL athletes only
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Anarchy_Juiblex
07/20/17 10:52:49 AM
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Squall28 posted...
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Onion should do a realistic version of Olympic athletes and photoshop them fat.


Omg someone needs to get this done. REAL athletes only


Could add a blurb about how they're bad role models for setting impossible standards. Rofl.
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Darkman124
07/20/17 10:53:08 AM
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Wariodorf posted...
Fat Black Panther made me lol. T'Chunka is more like it.


actually black panther was the one believable one

he looked like a professional powerlifter

most of the others looked like beer guts were added

it IS true that someone at 3% bf is pretty much not gonna be able to perform sustained activity

but the idea that any kind of athlete has a beer gut is ridiculous. model these people after tour de france riders, not your fucking lardass officemates.
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thanosibe
07/20/17 10:56:59 AM
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My son is really into Arrow and I think Steve Amell maybe his first male role model. :-) And he shows me some of the workouts and other videos he posts on social media. And it is insane how much and how intensely he has to work out to pretend to be a vigilante.
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HaVeNII7
07/20/17 10:58:00 AM
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Darkman124 posted...
Wariodorf posted...
Fat Black Panther made me lol. T'Chunka is more like it.


actually black panther was the one believable one

he looked like a professional powerlifter

most of the others looked like beer guts were added

it IS true that someone at 3% bf is pretty much not gonna be able to perform sustained activity

but the idea that any kind of athlete has a beer gut is ridiculous. model these people after tour de france riders, not your fucking lardass officemates.

Gotta get dem clicks tho bruh!
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Questionmarktarius
07/20/17 11:04:23 AM
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I dunno...
John Goodman very well could make for a decent Superman.
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SageHarpuia
07/20/17 11:06:18 AM
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Artist has probably never exercised a day in his life and has no idea what a realistic body for an active person is.
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darkphoenix181
07/20/17 11:08:46 AM
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this is the best one

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/593ff1851d00000a28cc2ac4.jpeg
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Mandasnake
07/20/17 11:09:09 AM
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Insecurity is a bitch.
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Questionmarktarius
07/20/17 11:13:05 AM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
this is the best one

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/593ff1851d00000a28cc2ac4.jpeg

Plot twist: Wakanda was actually in Samoa this whole time.
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Blue_Inigo
07/20/17 11:13:30 AM
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This topic triggers me
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ThyCorndog
07/20/17 11:14:09 AM
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I feel like there are things between being super muscular and being fat but maybe I'm wrong
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DirkDiggles
07/20/17 11:14:58 AM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
this is the best one

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/593ff1851d00000a28cc2ac4.jpeg


Mark Henry as the Black Panther. He's bringing the Hall of Pain to criminal scum.
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darkphoenix181
07/20/17 11:15:26 AM
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Darkman124 posted...
actually black panther was the one believable one

he looked like a professional powerlifter


he is acrobatic and stealthy

so why would he just be a powerlifter?
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Questionmarktarius
07/20/17 11:15:35 AM
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ThyCorndog posted...
I feel like there are things between being super muscular and being fat but maybe I'm wrong

80s pro wrestlers, mostly.
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Darkman124
07/20/17 11:16:52 AM
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darkphoenix181 posted...

he is acrobatic and stealthy

so why would he just be a powerlifter?


i am speaking in terms of being any kind of superhero

not that superhero's unique set of skills
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Xelltrix
07/20/17 11:25:01 AM
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How do the same links trigger so hard every single time?
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Questionmarktarius
07/20/17 11:26:48 AM
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Xelltrix posted...
How do the same links trigger so hard every single time?

Pointing and laughing is not "triggered".
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DonaldClinton
07/20/17 11:28:09 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Xelltrix posted...
How do the same links trigger so hard every single time?

Pointing and laughing is not "triggered".

SageHarpuia posted...
Artist has probably never exercised a day in his life and has no idea what a realistic body for an active person is.

dave_is_slick posted...
I remember this bullshit. Surprise, surprise, people who engage in what they do are toned! Their "realistic" ones are totally unrealistic.

Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Realistic > half not even technically human
These articles are so fucking lazy.

CommonStar posted...
So "realistic" means chubbier?!

Also who the heck cares? Comic books/Superheroes are fantasies, they can be the ideal body shape or whatever shape.

Triggered. SAD!
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DevsBro
07/20/17 11:29:08 AM
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The idea makes sense but they took it way too far.

Harley is the only reasonable one.
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KlRBEH
07/20/17 11:29:56 AM
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this is so dumb
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thanosibe
07/20/17 11:32:47 AM
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DevsBro posted...
The idea makes sense but they took it way too far.

Harley is the only reasonable one.
And as much of, at least this forum, swoon over "thicc" gals, they could probably do that to Harley and she'd still sell.
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EnragedSlith
07/20/17 11:33:17 AM
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I understand the purpose, but I feel like these always take it a little too far. Really, just doing away with a little bit of the tone and maybe cutting down the breast size on the women would be enough. But I could also email them a picture of my ex dressed up like electra and shut them up
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Trigg3rH4ppy
07/20/17 11:33:21 AM
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Xelltrix posted...
How do the same links trigger so hard every single time?

Why are you letting these people trigger you?
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Trigg3rH4ppy
07/20/17 11:38:47 AM
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The Cyborg one is proof that the artist doesn't read comics. He doesn't have a god damned stomach to even be fat in the first place
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C7D
07/20/17 11:48:28 AM
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This whole thing is foolish. Super heroes are supposed to be just that "super" or extraordinary. The average body type makes no sense. We may as well take away the comic book character's superhuman abilities as well since they aren't realistic. We should remove the supervilians because they aren't realistic. To satisfy these folks, we should just change the definition of a superhero and put Jenner or Jazz on the front as these are their real heroes.
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spanky1
07/20/17 11:53:38 AM
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The whole problem with this article is it's mislabeled. It is NOT what superheroes would look like with realistic bodies. That's clearly what is pissing everyone off.

If you read the article, it says it's "reimagining what superheroes would look like “if their bodies matched the body of the average viewer” in the U.S."

And they're spot on. Superheroes would be fatter and not as in shape if they matched what their average reader looks like.

So we can all stop being mad and go home now.
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dave_is_slick
07/20/17 11:56:10 AM
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spanky1 posted...

If you read the article, it says it's "reimagining what superheroes would look like “if their bodies matched the body of the average viewer” in the U.S."

Still pointless seeing as they're fucking superheroes.
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DevsBro
07/20/17 11:59:46 AM
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In that case, they're still missing neckbeards and some of them are actually female instead of dudes crossdressing.
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