Poll of the Day > Would you rather have Infinite Sexual Stamina or Infinite Running Stamina?

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DarkKirby2500
07/19/17 3:53:26 PM
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Would you rather have Infinite Sexual Stamina or Infinite Running Stamina?


Infinite Sexual Stamina does not mean you are better at sex (but this can be improved through normal means), it means you can go a long as you want however you want without tiring.

Infinite Running Stamina does not allow you to run faster than you can now (although you can train as you normally do to improve that), it means you won't get tired from running at your normal top speed.
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fettster777
07/19/17 4:06:15 PM
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I can already go as long as I want with a condom on.
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green dragon
07/19/17 4:07:00 PM
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uhh, running,

become the best long distance athlete ever
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ReggieTheReckless
07/19/17 4:07:23 PM
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Infinite running stamina then become the best distance runner in the world

Easiest choice of my life
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DorkLink
07/19/17 4:10:16 PM
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Why the fuck would I choose sexual stamina? I already barely have sex, and infinite stamina would just be a benefit to my partner, not me, but I last decently long enough as is.


Infinite running stamina instantly turns me into a world-class athlete, even if it's just as a marathoner, but with a little training I could be very valuable in other sports.
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XlaxJynx007
07/19/17 4:14:30 PM
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Sex is not nearly as important to me as making obscene amounts of money as I Forrest Gump the Olympics.
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Zeus
07/19/17 4:15:04 PM
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Pretty sure running is more practical, unless you're working as a gigolo or a whore.
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Muffinz0rz
07/19/17 4:18:08 PM
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Running because

A.) Become an olympic athlete and make bank
B.) Super easy to stay in shape when you don't get tired from running
C.) Getting laid will be easy when you're rich and in shape
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OhhhJa
07/19/17 4:19:41 PM
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The only people who will vote infinite sexual stamina are people who have extremely bad premature ejaculation problems. Even then being the best long distance runner ever would still trump that for most i think
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mastermix3000
07/19/17 4:25:19 PM
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Running, this isn't even a contest

what good is infinite sexual stamina if the other person doesn't have it? Plus you can only play with yourself for so long
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deoxxys
07/19/17 4:29:41 PM
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DarkKirby2500 posted...
Infinite Sexual Stamina does not mean you are better at sex (but this can be improved through normal means), it means you can go a long as you want however you want without tiring.

Well I can pretty much already do this

So infinite running stamina
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mastermix3000
07/19/17 4:31:17 PM
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deoxxys posted...
Well I can pretty much already do this


no you can't you nitwit

If you were forced sex with 1000 girls (or guys) in one day you wouldn't be able to do it

Stop ruining hypotheticals
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Dikitain
07/19/17 4:37:38 PM
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No matter how good the sex is, eventually you and your partner just want it to be over.

I don't see a ton of practicality in infinite running stamina, but I guess I will go with that.
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keyblader1985
07/19/17 4:37:41 PM
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One of those would be completely useless to me.
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adjl
07/19/17 4:38:29 PM
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Definitely running. That'd be far, far more useful.
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KogaSteelfang
07/19/17 4:40:54 PM
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Running.
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Lokarin
07/19/17 4:41:14 PM
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If running stamina also comes with no knee pain, then sure
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Krazy_Kirby
07/19/17 5:00:53 PM
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infinite running would make your knees worse even faster than regular running
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deoxxys
07/19/17 5:13:51 PM
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mastermix3000 posted...
deoxxys posted...
Well I can pretty much already do this


no you can't you nitwit

If you were forced sex with 1000 girls (or guys) in one day you wouldn't be able to do it

Stop ruining hypotheticals

why in the world would you do this? Running stamina actually runs out fairly quickly. But after satisfying more then ten girls in a row its kind of pointless and I could still do that.
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OhhhJa
07/19/17 5:22:12 PM
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mastermix3000 posted...
deoxxys posted...
Well I can pretty much already do this


no you can't you nitwit

If you were forced sex with 1000 girls (or guys) in one day you wouldn't be able to do it

Stop ruining hypotheticals

The only time I've ever been able to last seemingly forever is when I've had too much to drink and can't achieve that quite fully hard status
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OmegaTomHank
07/19/17 5:25:26 PM
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I mean the first one is completely useless

The second one is not useless at all.


Interesting topic.. not
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TheCyborgNinja
07/19/17 5:33:18 PM
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Running is far more useful.
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SomeUsername529
07/20/17 12:54:11 AM
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If I could sprint non-stop without ever getting tired I would shatter every single long-distance running record out there and become a millionaire.
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Kaguya_Kimimaro
07/20/17 1:10:07 AM
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Running Stamina, it would be so much easier for me to exercise and get into shape if I could keep myself from being tired out so often....
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ZBug_
07/20/17 1:16:45 AM
#26:


OhhhJa posted...
can't achieve that quite fully hard status

Girls don't really like that
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ZBug_
07/20/17 1:17:07 AM
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OmegaTomHank posted...
I mean the first one is completely useless

The second one is not useless at all.


Interesting topic.. not

Also this
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Syntheticon
07/20/17 1:18:46 AM
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DarkKirby2500 posted...
Infinite Sexual Stamina does not mean you are better at sex (but this can be improved through normal means), it means you can go a long as you want however you want without tiring.

Infinite Running Stamina does not allow you to run faster than you can now (although you can train as you normally do to improve that), it means you won't get tired from running at your normal top speed.

Never had any complaints in the sack so running would be the obvious choice.
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RIP_Supa
07/20/17 4:40:06 AM
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So what, I can like fap forever? I can already do that in my current state
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Kungfu Kenobi
07/20/17 5:18:39 AM
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Infinite top speed running is literally a super-power.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprint_(running)

Human physiology dictates that a runner's near-top speed cannot be maintained for more than 30–35 seconds due to the depletion of phosphocreatine stores in muscles, and perhaps secondarily to excessive metabolic acidosis as a result of anaerobic glycolysis.

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Sarcasthma
07/20/17 5:44:33 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
infinite running would make your knees worse even faster than regular running

So you chose infinite sexual stamina, right?
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What_The_Chris
07/20/17 6:05:50 AM
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infinite running, become real life Forrest Gump
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DaPsyco
07/20/17 6:23:53 AM
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I'm imagining this as a corrupt a wish kind of choice. You can run endlessly, but you'll forever have shin splints or you can sex people up endlessly, but you're junk is too tiny to give pleasure.

In the noncorrupted poll however, I'd choose sex stamina. I don't care if I could run forever; it wouldn't change the fact that I hate running.
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gguirao
07/23/17 1:35:56 PM
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I doubt I'll ever have sex, so the choice is obvious.
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