Board 8 > ffd I need you now

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I'm relapsing into shitposting again, help
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I'll also accept maniac64 or tom bombadil
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the older I get, the more I think shitposting is the natural progression of things

happy belated birthday btw
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Oh hey thanks

Yeah I just hit a switch at one point and was like, ok. I can spend 2 seconds to get x enjoyment out of the board, or hours to get like 1.5x enjoyment. It becomes an easy choice
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is this the tropic
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Outages
Status

Your Power is: OFF

<address>

Estimated Restoration Time:
Assessing Condition
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"assessing condition"

'yep, power's off'
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I don't like to label topics anymore man, everyone should have the power. And when I use it, no one else wants to step on my authority.

Also can I start a tab at Starbucks, I might be here awhile
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yeah go ahead

or at least I'm okay with it
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I would complain about a power outage during one of my very precious days off, but for all I know my power goes out for 12 hours every single day I work
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I mean maybe this is the exception
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I assume that anything I am not currently looking at is a broken, unfixable mess.
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So I've been playing a decent amount of playerunknowns battlegrounds, it's a lot more fun than I expected

I think i might like it -less- when some stuff gets less buggy (aka vehicles)
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Everytime I go flying through the air doing like 50 flips o imagine a sniper is trained on my car and goes 'you know what? Not worth the bullet. He'll kill himself'
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That is how you earn their respect.
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I'm starting to fear my power won't be back on tonight

Uh maybe I should go to walmart and buy some manner of battery operated fan
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now imagining a huge run on battery operated fans at walmart

crazed people fighting in the aisles

someone makes it out with a fan and gets shanked in the parking lot
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sounds like a good time to buy a battery-operated fan
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you should buy all the fans and open up a black market fan shop
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I got mine at target

As I'm heading to the checkout 'another register is down!!! I think we're down to just self check out'

I snag the open self checkout as a giant line forms behind me, awww yeah

And now I sit in darkness with a fan on me

How long is Starbucks open maybe I should go back
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this sounds like torture

find a 24hr mcdonalds or something

they at least have ac

and nugs
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I think the 24 hr mcds close their lobbys, may as well google it I guess
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oh that's probably true now that you mention it

24hr walmart's you can actually just chill in though, I know because that's what I did when it was hot and my power was out
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well well well looks like the millionaire is brought down to the level of the rest of us common folk when things don't go his way
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Yeah this fan is actually pretty nice so If I can't bring my laptop where I go I might as well just sit here
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Lol my field assignment is over in a month ganon that paycheck is gone
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hello darkness my old friend
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dude you said that right as it came back on
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i haven't seen maniac in a while, let's see if a summon works

@Maniac64
@muddersmilk
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FFDragon posted...

the older I get, the more I think shitposting is the natural progression of things

happy belated birthday btw

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X_Dante_X posted...

dude you said that right as it came back on

impeccable timing just one of my myriad very cool but ultimately useless skills
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you don't want my help huh

fine
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Hey guys.

Busy time. My wife got a new job (her first after getting her masters) so we are moving in like 3 weeks.
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congrats!
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Thanks.

Its just really fast turn around and a really long move so a lot of stress atm.
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