Poll of the Day > What is the most exspensive item you have shoplifted?

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Attn police: all confessions in this topic are off the record
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yesterday was a pack of pumpkin seeds that didnt have a barcode to scan
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And here we see people confessing crimes
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£20. Just the sims expansion packs back in the day. I eventually got caught and banned from the shopping centre. No other action was taken and the ban is now lifted thankfully.
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None because I'm a decent human being.
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Smarkil posted...

None because I'm a decent human being.

I win! I took a 2nd ipod touch right out of the apple store when I was 15. The security cable that locks them to the table wasnt connected.

My motivation was my mom grounded me and took the ipod touch i already had away lol.
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I had a Starbucks double shot espresso thing in my grocery cart that I forgot to put on the belt. While I was taking my bags out of the cart I noticed it and returned it. It was like 3 bucks.
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One singular thing? I dont know 3 or 4 bucks maybe? I still have the thousand or so Yugioh cards i stole when i was a kid though. A few packs every time we went to Walmart. Eventually got caught but i made a decent enough run as a klepto i think.
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When I joined the air force they asked if I had ever shoplifted and I said I had taken some food once as a kid. Turns out they have to report that stuff lol, but since I was a kid at the time it didn't matter.

I was always way too honest.

Heck I was technically still a kid (I was 17) when I joined.
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I think when I was 11 I took a $2 pack of starburst. I remember being scared that my parents would find out.

I was at a grocery store once and went in the self check out line. I put a couple 20s in no problem, then I put one in, it registered, and then spit it back out.

$20 off of my bill. Didn't say shit and walked out.

I've never actually intentionally stolen anything tho.
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I once crotch walked a 100" tv from Walmart



but really, i have never shop lifted anything
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When I was little I thought stealing was cool so I stole a pack of gum. I'm a violent thug :'(
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Never shoplifted anything in my life.

I couldn't do it as it would weigh heavily on my conscience.
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Unless I did so as a really young child, I'm pretty sure I've never shoplifted.
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Nothing, because #LawfulNeutral
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I took some Grits once...
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TheFalseDeity posted...

One singular thing? I dont know 3 or 4 bucks maybe? I still have the thousand or so Yugioh cards i stole when i was a kid though. A few packs every time we went to Walmart. Eventually got caught but i made a decent enough run as a klepto i think.

There's like 9 cards per pack. And well over 50 packs to make that sum. How did you manage to get away with that for so long?

Also, never shop-lifted.
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Those free samples that says "please take one". Took two.

@HooliganComboFT posted...

Those free samples that says "please take one". Took two.

"Please take two"
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Probably $30 shirts from Macy's when I was a teenager.
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Masamune_DS posted...

TheFalseDeity posted...

One singular thing? I dont know 3 or 4 bucks maybe? I still have the thousand or so Yugioh cards i stole when i was a kid though. A few packs every time we went to Walmart. Eventually got caught but i made a decent enough run as a klepto i think.

There's like 9 cards per pack. And well over 50 packs to make that sum. How did you manage to get away with that for so long?

Also, never shop-lifted.

They had their cards somewhat closed off by books so the cashiers werent really able to see anything there. It was my mom noticing i only wore a jacket specifically when told we were going to Walmart that got me caught. Inside pockets on it were pretty big thus useful. Grounded for a time and a forced apology but i got to keep the cards so eh. If it were up to the staff though i might not of ever got caught but its probably for the best.
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When I was like 8 years old I stole a pack of "snakes" like the firework things that you light and they smell and make a snake.

what a nerd
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Smarkil posted...

None because I'm a decent human being.

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when I was in middle school I took a few $5 bags of candy from the grocery store. also an ice cream sandwich. that was uncomfortable to put in my pants
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Nothing. Shoplifters are annoying, they build up and hurt employment at the store.

It's not just taking profit from nameless corporations and ceos.
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