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DorkLink 06/11/17 3:00:46 PM #1:	why we still got monkeys? <cite>DorkLink posted [p:880847464] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote>why we still got monkeys?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 06/11/17 3:01:56 PM #2:	... because a species doesn't die out just because it evolved. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:880847513] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote>... because a species doesn't die out just because it evolved.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 06/11/17 3:06:42 PM #3:	Because humans didn't actually evolve from monkeys, they share a similar ancestor with some great apes. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash <cite>Zeus posted [p:880847798] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote>Because humans didn't actually evolve from monkeys, they share a similar ancestor with some great apes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkynyrdRocker 06/11/17 3:07:55 PM #4:	because jet fuel can't melt steel beams <cite>SkynyrdRocker posted [p:880847860] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote>because jet fuel can't melt steel beams</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmokeMassTree 06/11/17 3:13:01 PM #5:	You're a racist --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games. <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:880848135] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote>You're a racist</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 06/11/17 5:03:57 PM #6:	We don't, the monkey got us.....PoTA Boooooyyyyzzz. --- Proud member of the Arv The Great is great fan club!!! Join today by putting it in your sig. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:880854511] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote>We don't, the monkey got us.....PoTA Boooooyyyyzzz.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkdamental 06/11/17 5:06:29 PM #7:	Because some just couldn't be bothered to evolve. --- Slaughterhouse 5 Cattle 0 <cite>Funkdamental posted [p:880854720] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote>Because some just couldn't be bothered to evolve.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metal_Gear_Link 06/11/17 5:26:18 PM #8:	we didn't evolve from monkeys we ARE monkeys --- METAL GEAR SOLID 4 and SUPER SMASH BROSS BRAWL!!! 2007 games of the year!!!! If you believe in Goku and are 100% proud, put this in your sig. <cite>Metal_Gear_Link posted [p:880856433] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote>we didn't evolve from monkeys we ARE monkeys</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpeeDLeemon 06/11/17 5:27:31 PM #9:	I believe we came from Adam and Eve <cite>SpeeDLeemon posted [p:880856532] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote>I believe we came from Adam and Eve</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aHappySacka 06/11/17 5:29:50 PM #10:	Evolution is a myth, humans first appeared thousands of years ago after god created humans. --- You are now blinking and breathing manually. http://i.imgur.com/91NC0Cb.mp4 <cite>aHappySacka posted [p:880856712] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote>Evolution is a myth, humans first appeared thousands of years ago after god created humans.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jedirood 06/11/17 5:31:40 PM #11:	Zeus posted... Because humans didn't actually evolve from monkeys, they share a similar ancestor with some great apes. Pretty much this. SpeeDLeemon posted... I believe we came from Adam and Eve Well you'd be wrong. It is literally impossible. The bible says they had sons, and no daughters, correct? First off, do you see the issue with that? Second, that's a LOT of incest. Meaning genetic deformities --- "You're surrounded!" "All I'm surrounded by is fear. And dead men." - Darth Vader to an army foolish enough to face him. <cite>jedirood posted [p:880856866] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Because humans didn't actually evolve from monkeys, they share a similar ancestor with some great apes.</quote> Pretty much this. <cite>SpeeDLeemon posted...</cite> <quote>I believe we came from Adam and Eve</quote> Well you'd be wrong. It is literally impossible. The bible says they had sons, and no daughters, correct? First off, do you see the issue with that? Second, that's a LOT of incest. Meaning genetic deformities</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Action53 06/11/17 5:31:43 PM #12:	Genesis 2:7 posted... Then the LORD God formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life Why do we still have dust? <cite>Action53 posted [p:880856870] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote><cite>Genesis 2:7 posted... </cite> <quote>Then the LORD God formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life</quote> Why do we still have dust?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zelda64 06/11/17 6:02:50 PM #13:	Humans come from Adam and Eve. --- We are known for the strength of our enemies. Somos conhecidos pela forca de nossos inimigos. <cite>Zelda64 posted [p:880859916] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote>Humans come from Adam and Eve.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PurpIePerson 06/11/17 6:05:30 PM #14:	jedirood posted... Second, that's a LOT of incest. Meaning genetic deformities man was created in the image of God. the deformities are why we don't know what God looks like. <cite>PurpIePerson posted [p:880860149] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote><cite>jedirood posted...</cite> <quote>Second, that's a LOT of incest. Meaning genetic deformities</quote> man was created in the image of God. the deformities are why we don't know what God looks like.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 06/11/17 6:05:55 PM #15:	Action53 posted... Genesis 2:7 posted... Then the LORD God formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life Why do we still have dust? I'm going to make shirts that say "God gave me CPR and I lived!" --- I'm either failing at a silly joke or trying to help. http://i.imgur.com/m8f7VYf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0Lp7Agd.jpg http://i.imgur.com/47emEDA.jpg <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:880860184] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote><cite>Action53 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Genesis 2:7 posted... </cite> <quote>Then the LORD God formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life</quote> Why do we still have dust?</quote> I'm going to make shirts that say "God gave me CPR and I lived!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 06/11/17 6:49:35 PM #16:	SunWuKung420 posted... I'm going to make shirts that say "God have me CPR and I lived!" That's an intentional typo, right? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:880864733] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm going to make shirts that say "God have me CPR and I lived!"</quote> That's an intentional typo, right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 06/11/17 6:52:21 PM #17:	Sarcasthma posted... SunWuKung420 posted... I'm going to make shirts that say "God have me CPR and I lived!" That's an intentional typo, right? No. --- I'm either failing at a silly joke or trying to help. http://i.imgur.com/m8f7VYf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0Lp7Agd.jpg http://i.imgur.com/47emEDA.jpg <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:880865066] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sarcasthma posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm going to make shirts that say "God have me CPR and I lived!"</quote> That's an intentional typo, right?</quote> No.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 06/11/17 6:52:28 PM #18:	Actually the bible kinda does explain the incest part a bit, if you look at the life span of humans. As they kept having kids, those kids have shorter and shorter lifespans, why? Because of incest!! Adam and Eve where eternal, and probably their kids where as well, but as their children kept having more kids with each other, the line got weaker and weaker until people only lived around 100 years or so max. Also who is to say Adam and Eve where not monkeys? The ate of the fruit of knowledge and became humans, with the knowledge of good and evil, but monkeys are still innocent. Which kinda makes sense because if you look at the world today, monkeys seem like poor suffering creatures being tormented by humans (along with pretty much every other living thing on this earth). We are not humans, but devils, and this is our hell, which we have created ourselves. --- Proud member of the Arv The Great is great fan club!!! Join today by putting it in your sig. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:880865084] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote>Actually the bible kinda does explain the incest part a bit, if you look at the life span of humans. As they kept having kids, those kids have shorter and shorter lifespans, why? Because of incest!! Adam and Eve where eternal, and probably their kids where as well, but as their children kept having more kids with each other, the line got weaker and weaker until people only lived around 100 years or so max. Also who is to say Adam and Eve where not monkeys? The ate of the fruit of knowledge and became humans, with the knowledge of good and evil, but monkeys are still innocent. Which kinda makes sense because if you look at the world today, monkeys seem like poor suffering creatures being tormented by humans (along with pretty much every other living thing on this earth). We are not humans, but devils, and this is our hell, which we have created ourselves.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 06/11/17 6:52:48 PM #19:	I evolved from a dog --- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead "I'm Mary Poppins ya'll!" <cite>Mead posted [p:880865129] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote>I evolved from a dog</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeeVees 06/11/17 6:56:08 PM #20:	Because we didn't evolve from monkeys. We are reincarnations of aliens brought to Earth and killed in a volcano exploded by a hydrogen bomb. --- Rudy sucks <cite>VeeVees posted [p:880865519] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote>Because we didn't evolve from monkeys. We are reincarnations of aliens brought to Earth and killed in a volcano exploded by a hydrogen bomb.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 06/11/17 6:56:22 PM #21:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksJ6QP8BYn0 --- Proud member of the Arv The Great is great fan club!!! Join today by putting it in your sig. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:880865549] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksJ6QP8BYn0</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 06/11/17 7:08:22 PM #22:	jedirood posted... The bible says they had sons, and no daughters, correct? First off, do you see the issue with that? The Church actually has an answer for this, which you can easily discover if you actually cared about understanding the religion rather than simply shitting on it to score points. The Church has answers for most of the childish "Hur hur, could God make a rock so heavy even he couldn't lift it? Checkmate!" questions that stupid people ask based solely on a third grade Sunday School level of religious knowledge. As much as teenagers on the Internet might think they're geniuses for discovering these plot holes - as if they were the first person to ever think of it and that simply asking it will somehow destroy all religion forever in a puff of logic - people have been asking the same sorts of questions for two thousand years (or more, for the Old Testament). And two thousand years is a lot of time to come up with answers. jedirood posted... Second, that's a LOT of incest. Meaning genetic deformities Ironically enough, actual, legitimate science tells us that literally every human on Earth IS related, and that every one of our family trees eventually trace back to a single male (Y-chromosomal Adam) and a single female (Mitochondrial Eve). Sure, they weren't actually a couple (they lived thousands of years apart), but every human alive IS related. ALL sex is technically incest. Science also tells us that incest doesn't magically create deformities or monstrosities, it merely increases the chances that negative recessive or naturally deviated genetic traits will express in a population, because the lack of genetic diversity prevents newer dominant traits from entering the gene pool. As much as movies would have you believe it, incest doesn't cause instant mutation where children come out monsters. Hemophilia didn't spontaneously generate itself in the DNA of European nobility as they kept intermarrying, their constant intermarrying just allowed the hemophilia that was already in there to eventually start having a greater chance of manifesting. If Adam and Eve actually WERE "created in God's image", one assumes they wouldn't HAVE a ton of negative genetic traits for repeated incest to manifest. Though, as has already been mentioned in this topic, there's always the alternative view that hundreds of generations of incest is why modern humans are such a fucked up bunch of meatsacks in the first place. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:880866757] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote><cite>jedirood posted...</cite> <quote>The bible says they had sons, and no daughters, correct? First off, do you see the issue with that?</quote> The Church actually has an answer for this, which you can easily discover if you actually cared about understanding the religion rather than simply shitting on it to score points. The Church has answers for most of the childish "Hur hur, could God make a rock so heavy even he couldn't lift it? Checkmate!" questions that stupid people ask based solely on a third grade Sunday School level of religious knowledge. As much as teenagers on the Internet might think they're geniuses for discovering these plot holes - as if they were the first person to ever think of it and that simply asking it will somehow destroy all religion forever in a puff of logic - people have been asking the same sorts of questions for two thousand years (or more, for the Old Testament). And two thousand years is a lot of time to come up with answers. <cite>jedirood posted...</cite> <quote>Second, that's a LOT of incest. Meaning genetic deformities</quote> Ironically enough, actual, legitimate science tells us that literally every human on Earth IS related, and that every one of our family trees eventually trace back to a single male (Y-chromosomal Adam) and a single female (Mitochondrial Eve). Sure, they weren't actually a couple (they lived thousands of years apart), but every human alive IS related. ALL sex is technically incest. Science also tells us that incest doesn't magically create deformities or monstrosities, it merely increases the chances that negative recessive or naturally deviated genetic traits will express in a population, because the lack of genetic diversity prevents newer dominant traits from entering the gene pool. As much as movies would have you believe it, incest doesn't cause instant mutation where children come out monsters. Hemophilia didn't spontaneously generate itself in the DNA of European nobility as they kept intermarrying, their constant intermarrying just allowed the hemophilia that was already in there to eventually start having a greater chance of manifesting. If Adam and Eve actually WERE "created in God's image", one assumes they wouldn't HAVE a ton of negative genetic traits for repeated incest to manifest. Though, as has already been mentioned in this topic, there's always the alternative view that hundreds of generations of incest is why modern humans are such a fucked up bunch of meatsacks in the first place. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 06/11/17 7:12:06 PM #23:	SunWuKung420 posted... Sarcasthma posted... SunWuKung420 posted... I'm going to make shirts that say "God have me CPR and I lived!" That's an intentional typo, right? No. Hey, there's no need to be so modest. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:880867076] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sarcasthma posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm going to make shirts that say "God have me CPR and I lived!"</quote> That's an intentional typo, right?</quote> No.</quote> Hey, there's no need to be so modest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TES_Nut 06/11/17 7:57:41 PM #24:	I believe that The Wheel of Time turns, ages come and pass. History becomes legend, legend fades to myth. And even myth is long forgotten when the age that gave it birth comes again. In one age, called the the Third Age by some. An age long past, an age yet to come. A wind rises in the Mountains of Mist. --- The ending of the word is ALMSIVI <cite>TES_Nut posted [p:880870646] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote>I believe that The Wheel of Time turns, ages come and pass. History becomes legend, legend fades to myth. And even myth is long forgotten when the age that gave it birth comes again. In one age, called the the Third Age by some. An age long past, an age yet to come. A wind rises in the Mountains of Mist.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 06/11/17 8:15:19 PM #25:	If music evolved from The Monkeys then why are there still constructed boy bands? --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:880871953] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote>If music evolved from The Monkeys then why are there still constructed boy bands?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uthoria205 06/11/17 8:56:39 PM #26:	VeeVees posted... Because we didn't evolve from monkeys. We are reincarnations of aliens brought to Earth and killed in a volcano exploded by a hydrogen bomb. Nice --- http://raptr.com/Uthoria/games <cite>uthoria205 posted [p:880874788] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote><cite>VeeVees posted...</cite> <quote>Because we didn't evolve from monkeys. We are reincarnations of aliens brought to Earth and killed in a volcano exploded by a hydrogen bomb.</quote> Nice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 06/11/17 10:10:45 PM #27:	SpeeDLeemon posted... I believe we came from Adam and Eve ... and who did they come from? PurpIePerson posted... man was created in the image of God. the deformities are why we don't know what God looks like. I see. So who were woman created in the image of? --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:880879697] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote><cite>SpeeDLeemon posted...</cite> <quote>I believe we came from Adam and Eve</quote> ... and who did they come from? <cite>PurpIePerson posted...</cite> <quote>man was created in the image of God. the deformities are why we don't know what God looks like.</quote> I see. So who were woman created in the image of?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DorkLink 06/11/17 10:29:20 PM #29:	Me? No <cite>DorkLink posted [p:880880913] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote>Me? No</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 06/11/17 11:22:20 PM #30:	TES_Nut posted... In one age, called the the Third Age by some. An age long past, an age yet to come. A wind rises in the Mountains of Mist. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning." --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:880884335] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote><cite>TES_Nut posted...</cite> <quote>In one age, called the the Third Age by some. An age long past, an age yet to come. A wind rises in the Mountains of Mist.</quote> The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jramirez23 06/12/17 12:30:34 AM #31:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajaXAZrTH1I --- Then we two companions stayed in the ocean After five days the currents separated us. <cite>jramirez23 posted [p:880888377] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajaXAZrTH1I</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Amuseum 06/12/17 2:33:30 AM #32:	If Christ is the Messiah, why we still got Jews? --- Ergonomic keyboard layouts for Android https://goo.gl/KR1vK6 5-suited Draw Poker for Android http://goo.gl/KhmXi <cite>Amuseum posted [p:880894141] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote>If Christ is the Messiah, why we still got Jews?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 06/12/17 2:37:51 AM #33:	Amuseum posted... If Christ is the Messiah, why we still got Jews? Cause he literally did not fit the criteria for their messiah --- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead "I'm Mary Poppins ya'll!" <cite>Mead posted [p:880894285] in If we evol... [t:75446818]...</cite> <quote><cite>Amuseum posted...</cite> <quote>If Christ is the Messiah, why we still got Jews?</quote> Cause he literally did not fit the criteria for their messiah</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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