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ssj-kenobi
05/31/17 1:26:15 AM
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Doe
05/31/17 1:28:37 AM
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Irony
05/31/17 3:49:00 AM
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iPhone sucks
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l Dudeboy l
05/31/17 3:56:31 AM
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Doe posted...
ssj-kenobi posted...
https://static.businessinsider.com/image/592d48c64cb1e40b86414a35/image.jpg

I literally don't get it


They're basically lying.
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DocileOrangeCup
05/31/17 4:01:54 AM
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Turbam
05/31/17 4:03:15 AM
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This is some Drake Yes/No level shit.
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Gamer99z
05/31/17 4:07:12 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Doe posted...
ssj-kenobi posted...
https://static.businessinsider.com/image/592d48c64cb1e40b86414a35/image.jpg

I literally don't get it

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ssj-kenobi
05/31/17 7:34:19 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Doe posted...
ssj-kenobi posted...
https://static.businessinsider.com/image/592d48c64cb1e40b86414a35/image.jpg

I literally don't get it


what Android and iPhone users look like
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Nukleen
05/31/17 7:35:42 AM
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TouchWiz
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littlebro07
05/31/17 7:43:42 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Doe posted...
ssj-kenobi posted...
https://static.businessinsider.com/image/592d48c64cb1e40b86414a35/image.jpg

I literally don't get it

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faizan_faizan
05/31/17 7:46:20 AM
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ssj-kenobi posted...
Gamer99z posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Doe posted...
ssj-kenobi posted...
https://static.businessinsider.com/image/592d48c64cb1e40b86414a35/image.jpg

I literally don't get it


what Android and iPhone users look like

They're not wrong
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The Admiral
05/31/17 7:52:38 AM
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faizan_faizan posted...
ssj-kenobi posted...
Gamer99z posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Doe posted...
ssj-kenobi posted...
https://static.businessinsider.com/image/592d48c64cb1e40b86414a35/image.jpg

I literally don't get it


what Android and iPhone users look like

They're not wrong


An Android phone is a bunch of cat pics and an iPhone is a black man carrying away a white woman?
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gp1829
05/31/17 7:56:35 AM
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Doe posted...
ssj-kenobi posted...
https://static.businessinsider.com/image/592d48c64cb1e40b86414a35/image.jpg

I literally don't get it
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Key
05/31/17 8:01:14 AM
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gp1829 posted...
Doe posted...
ssj-kenobi posted...
https://static.businessinsider.com/image/592d48c64cb1e40b86414a35/image.jpg

I literally don't get it

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Chicken
05/31/17 8:02:44 AM
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My phone isnt a woman. wtf
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voldothegr8
05/31/17 8:03:14 AM
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Samsung was always better at making these kind of ads, I hope they fire back.
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Doom_Art
05/31/17 8:03:20 AM
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tell you what, when the iphone is available for free with my plan from my carrier, then i'll get an iphone
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GOATSLAYER
05/31/17 8:05:50 AM
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ssj-kenobi posted...
Gamer99z posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Doe posted...
ssj-kenobi posted...
https://static.businessinsider.com/image/592d48c64cb1e40b86414a35/image.jpg

I literally don't get it


what Android and iPhone users look like


Doe posted...

I literally don't get it

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El Mexicano Texano
05/31/17 8:13:16 AM
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Android has more customizable features/options/apps which is why it shows more portraits on the left side than the right and a person fixing/moving them showing that the user itself can customize them.

While the iPhone side shows less options/portraits/apps but it shows a person being carried by another meaning the iPhone does the work for you so you don't need to worry about fixing your phone... they're going with that saying that it's as simple as black and white.
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El Mexicano Texano
05/31/17 8:59:16 AM
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DevsBro
05/31/17 9:05:44 AM
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Android has more customizable features/options/apps which is why it shows more portraits on the left side than the right and a person fixing/moving them showing that the user itself can customize them.

While the iPhone side shows less options/portraits/apps but it shows a person being carried by another meaning the iPhone does the work for you so you don't need to worry about fixing your phone... they're going with that saying that it's as simple as black and white.


Oh... Um, ok.

I'm glad someone here speaks this language.
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Mernardi
05/31/17 9:07:49 AM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
Android has more customizable features/options/apps which is why it shows more portraits on the left side than the right and a person fixing/moving them showing that the user itself can customize them.

While the iPhone side shows less options/portraits/apps but it shows a person being carried by another meaning the iPhone does the work for you so you don't need to worry about fixing your phone... they're going with that saying that it's as simple as black and white.

This is still one of the dumbest marketing I've seen. Like who would take the time to analyze this fucking picture like that?
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Lonestar2000
05/31/17 9:09:22 AM
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ssj-kenobi posted...
Gamer99z posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Doe posted...
ssj-kenobi posted...
https://static.businessinsider.com/image/592d48c64cb1e40b86414a35/image.jpg

I literally don't get it


what Android and iPhone users look like

iPhone users are black men who carry off white women?
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ForestLogic
05/31/17 9:12:17 AM
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Why's Apple always so self conscious in their ads? Why can't they just market their products saying "Here's all the stuff ours does" instead of comparing it to other ones and putting people down who don't buy their shit.
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SK8T3R215
05/31/17 9:13:39 AM
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Lmao yikes Apple that ad sucks shit
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Gamer99z
05/31/17 9:13:52 AM
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Mernardi posted...
El Mexicano Texano posted...
Android has more customizable features/options/apps which is why it shows more portraits on the left side than the right and a person fixing/moving them showing that the user itself can customize them.

While the iPhone side shows less options/portraits/apps but it shows a person being carried by another meaning the iPhone does the work for you so you don't need to worry about fixing your phone... they're going with that saying that it's as simple as black and white.

This is still one of the dumbest marketing I've seen. Like who would take the time to analyze this fucking picture like that?

this
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ChromaticAngel
05/31/17 9:18:40 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
Mernardi posted...
El Mexicano Texano posted...
Android has more customizable features/options/apps which is why it shows more portraits on the left side than the right and a person fixing/moving them showing that the user itself can customize them.

While the iPhone side shows less options/portraits/apps but it shows a person being carried by another meaning the iPhone does the work for you so you don't need to worry about fixing your phone... they're going with that saying that it's as simple as black and white.

This is still one of the dumbest marketing I've seen. Like who would take the time to analyze this fucking picture like that?

this


This but now I feel compelled to correct the analysis because the truth is actually dumber.

The android phone guy is adjusting the photographs so that they look right. The iPhone is being picked up and rotated so that their very perspective on the photographs adjusted for them in some dumb ass cumbersome way instead of doing the pragmatic / practical thing of adjusting the actual photographs so that they align normally with the rest of fucking gravity.
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GOOMFalse
05/31/17 9:19:33 AM
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Lmao what a shit ad
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Mernardi
05/31/17 9:22:04 AM
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GOOMFalse posted...
Lmao what a shit ad

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gmanthebest
05/31/17 9:22:24 AM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
Android has more customizable features/options/apps which is why it shows more portraits on the left side than the right and a person fixing/moving them showing that the user itself can customize them.

While the iPhone side shows less options/portraits/apps but it shows a person being carried by another meaning the iPhone does the work for you so you don't need to worry about fixing your phone... they're going with that saying that it's as simple as black and white.

So basically that Android is the better device and that the iPhone is good for lazy/stupid people?
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Funkydog
05/31/17 9:28:53 AM
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ForestLogic posted...
Why's Apple always so self conscious in their ads? Why can't they just market their products saying "Here's all the stuff ours does" instead of comparing it to other ones and putting people down who don't buy their shit.

Because it works.

apple is about the brand of "hip and cool" over all else. It is essentially their "special feature" over other phones. So they are continuing on with promoting "bad" things of someone who definitely isn't their competitor (microsoft, or android, etc)
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faizan_faizan
05/31/17 9:33:13 AM
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The Admiral posted...
faizan_faizan posted...
ssj-kenobi posted...
Gamer99z posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Doe posted...
ssj-kenobi posted...
https://static.businessinsider.com/image/592d48c64cb1e40b86414a35/image.jpg

I literally don't get it


what Android and iPhone users look like

They're not wrong


An Android phone is a bunch of cat pics and an iPhone is a black man carrying away a white woman?

I guess we interpreted it differently.
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Looked gf
05/31/17 6:45:58 PM
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Their ads are as bad as their phones LUL
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The Admiral
05/31/17 6:48:45 PM
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This is the stupidest iPhone ad since this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O99m7lebirE

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G_G
05/31/17 9:03:02 PM
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gmanthebest posted...
El Mexicano Texano posted...
Android has more customizable features/options/apps which is why it shows more portraits on the left side than the right and a person fixing/moving them showing that the user itself can customize them.

While the iPhone side shows less options/portraits/apps but it shows a person being carried by another meaning the iPhone does the work for you so you don't need to worry about fixing your phone... they're going with that saying that it's as simple as black and white.

So basically that Android is the better device and that the iPhone is good for lazy/stupid people?

thats how i interpreted it
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Z_Zenkai1992
05/31/17 9:06:28 PM
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everyone should boycot apple so nintendo can manufacture more switch
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