Board 8 > Politics Containment Topic 96: Completely Fucked

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The Mana Sword
05/17/17 3:20:43 PM
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SupremeZero
05/17/17 3:21:32 PM
#103:


Apparently!
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Emeraldegg
05/17/17 3:23:18 PM
#104:


Jakyl25 posted...
AheadOfTheCurve posted...

No I got rich


Seth Rich murder case solved

Rich from doing what Ulti?
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LapisLazuli
05/17/17 3:27:42 PM
#105:


Emeraldegg posted...
Jakyl25 posted...
AheadOfTheCurve posted...

No I got rich


Seth Rich murder case solved

Rich from doing what Ulti?


After the election Ulti made up a fake story that he bet tens of thousands on Trump winning, even though he spent weeks saying it was a conspiracy and Trumo had zero chance of winning up until that very night.
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red sox 777
05/17/17 3:42:17 PM
#106:


Hillary was never put on trial. Endless investigations, no trial. It's how to make someone look guilty when the evidence (or political willpower) is not strong.
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LapisLazuli
05/17/17 3:57:47 PM
#108:


Whatever you say lol.
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HashtagSEP
05/17/17 4:10:36 PM
#110:


LapisLazuli posted...
Whatever you say lol.


Just answer me honestly

Are you ever going to stop responding to Ulti
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LapisLazuli
05/17/17 4:12:09 PM
#111:


Yep, right now.
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HashtagSEP
05/17/17 4:13:09 PM
#112:


Thank you sir
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/17/17 4:19:08 PM
#114:


UItimaterializer posted...
Espeon posted...
Ulti, seriously, when Trump is on the record implicating HIMSELF in at least one impeachment-worthy crime...what more evidence do you NEED? You're like that Chappelle's Show skit where he's being vetted as a juror for the R. Kelly trial.

Only a liberal would be dumb enough to think telling Russia how to prevent planes from getting blown up is treason.

Oh wait, you guys also think he obstructed justice with "can't you let this go?" about a guy that did nothing wrong.

Liberals are enemies of America and you've more than proven it. You're so buttmad over losing that you want someone impeached for doing nothing wrong, AND NO ONE OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE CARES.


Calm down and wipe the tears off of your face plz
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LapisLazuli
05/17/17 4:20:45 PM
#115:


Your turn next, Machete.
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Jakyl25
05/17/17 4:26:53 PM
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UItimaterializer
05/17/17 4:29:21 PM
#117:


ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
UItimaterializer posted...
Espeon posted...
Ulti, seriously, when Trump is on the record implicating HIMSELF in at least one impeachment-worthy crime...what more evidence do you NEED? You're like that Chappelle's Show skit where he's being vetted as a juror for the R. Kelly trial.

Only a liberal would be dumb enough to think telling Russia how to prevent planes from getting blown up is treason.

Oh wait, you guys also think he obstructed justice with "can't you let this go?" about a guy that did nothing wrong.

Liberals are enemies of America and you've more than proven it. You're so buttmad over losing that you want someone impeached for doing nothing wrong, AND NO ONE OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE CARES.


Calm down and wipe the tears off of your face plz

lol Trump has nothing impeachable

If he had, Comey would have released that months ago.
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UItimaterializer
05/17/17 4:30:02 PM
#118:


Good for the good sheriff. We need more guys like him in government.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/17/17 4:32:58 PM
#119:


Espeon posted...
Nelson_Mandela posted...
red sox 777 posted...
If Democrats really want to win, they should make Bernie party leader. And push Clinton, Pelosi and Schumer into retirement. It would not necessarily lead to victory because the Dems have already conceded first mover advantage to the Republicans (Bernie would have won 2016 easily), but it would give them a strong chance.

There doesn't appear to be any sign that the old guard of the Democratic Party learned much of anything from the election though, and they appear to want to stick around in power a long time.

Realtalk, the way for the Dems to win again is to just nominate a likeable candidate, irrespective of ideology.

Gore: boring
Kerry: phony elitist
Obama: charismatic
Clinton: corrupt phony elitist

Notice the outlier?


This is sadly 100% true. You can say the same about Romney, McCain, Bush Jr., Dole. Qualifications don't fucking matter if idiots on both sides of the aisle just want someone who they could enjoy having a beer with.


I'd be awesome to have a beer with and I will eligible to run for president as early as January! :D
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HaRRicH
05/17/17 4:33:13 PM
#120:


Jakyl25 posted...
https://twitter.com/stevenportnoy/status/864915532583186434

Hide your video games


Follow that news up with...

https://twitter.com/zac_petkanas/status/864932314769502208

...get outta here Lieberman.
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psaltery
05/17/17 4:35:47 PM
#121:


Congratulations to David Clarke!
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The Mana Sword
05/17/17 4:38:03 PM
#122:


Jakyl25 posted...
https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/864929945226797061

Fucking hell


I don't get the Trump admin's obsession with this guy. He seems like someone that people of any political affiliation would want to steer clear of. Is it just because he rides Trump's dick and has ties to Russia?
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Jakyl25
05/17/17 4:42:21 PM
#125:


The Mana Sword posted...
Jakyl25 posted...
https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/864929945226797061

Fucking hell


I don't get the Trump admin's obsession with this guy. He seems like someone that people of any political affiliation would want to steer clear of. Is it just because he rides Trump's dick and has ties to Russia?


He's hard on people of other races
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psaltery
05/17/17 4:43:42 PM
#126:


Lieberman's ok if Trump wants someone with experience. He's a former attorney general. Main objections to him would be that he endorsed Hillary and that he's too old.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/17/17 4:43:55 PM
#127:


AheadOfTheCurve posted...
-FFDragon- posted...
Ulti reminds me of one of those wind up symbols monkeys.

Only he's fallen over and now it just looks like he's humping the floor.

So why did Comey hold on to that memo for three months if it was so damning? If it was impeachable, he'd have MORE incentive as an actual FBI director to release it and assist in impeachment were it legitimate.

If Comey were a hard line Republican, literally every liberal in here would call him an idiot with an axe to grind.

Reminder -- all liberals wanted Comey fired as recently as 2 weeks ago. Then he gets fired and liberals magically love the guy.

"The FBI director has no credibility." -Poverty Pimp Maxine Waters

It is truly hilarious watching liberals act like Comey is the word of God after spending 6 months or so demanding he resign.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAUFqVMBJus


These clips are not from that long ago and the lot of you are making hilarious asses of yourselves.


Im a liberal and I never cared about whether or not he would be fired.
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Not_an_Owl
05/17/17 4:45:00 PM
#128:


Please stop responding to Ulti.
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Skyridge87
05/17/17 4:45:04 PM
#129:


I find it humorous that conservatives can't seem to wrap their heads around that people are upset/suspicious at the timing and reasoning behind firing Comey, not the fact that Comey was fired.
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Not_an_Owl
05/17/17 4:46:57 PM
#130:


Skyridge87 posted...
I find it humorous that conservatives can't seem to wrap their heads around that people are upset/suspicious at the timing and reasoning behind firing Comey, not the fact that Comey was fired.

fuckin' nuance how does it work
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/17/17 4:47:22 PM
#131:


AheadOfTheCurve posted...
HashtagSEP posted...
I can't defeat Ulti in a legitimate argument so I'll resort to ad hominem and pretend he's wrong in my own personal Christmasland.

My penis gets a little bit hard every time I say ad hominem.

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My Immortal
05/17/17 4:47:52 PM
#132:


I always thought to myself if there was one thing the Trump campaign was missing it was a person who literally deprived a prisoner of water until they died.
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Jakyl25
05/17/17 4:49:49 PM
#133:


Not_an_Owl posted...
Please stop responding to Ulti.


It's Machete. He never will.
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Peace___Frog
05/17/17 4:49:52 PM
#134:


Not_an_Owl posted...
fuckin' nuance how does it work

Nobody knew nuance could be so complicated
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/17/17 4:50:49 PM
#135:


AheadOfTheCurve posted...
Reminder -- I called Trump winning even after the Billy Bush tape released and you made fools out of yourselves then, too. He has done nothing impeachable beyond the left wanting to soothe their butthurt over losing.


I don't understand this garbage talk about winning and/or losing. Neither trump nor hillary as president would be a victory for anyone or anything.
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Jakyl25
05/17/17 4:51:10 PM
#136:


https://twitter.com/acosta/status/864875819407208451

Commencement speeches: always the place for self-pity
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MoogleKupo141
05/17/17 4:51:20 PM
#137:


https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/864937861564424192
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/17/17 4:54:23 PM
#138:


AheadOfTheCurve posted...
MoogleKupo141 posted...
uh oh ulti is melting down

Never have, never will. I have proven this entire topic wrong on multiple occasions.

Liberals. Are. Always. Wrong.


A) no you haven't.
B) I'm a liberal and I predicted the Celtics would win the other night and they did, so I was right as opposed to wrong.
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Jakyl25
05/17/17 4:55:49 PM
#139:


http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-chobani-alex-jones-20170517-story.html

“During the week of April 10, 2017, certain statements were made on the Infowars, Twitter feed and YouTube channel regarding Chobani LLC that I now understand to be wrong. The tweets and video have now been retracted, and will not be re-posted,” Jones said. “On behalf of Infowars, I regret that we mischaracterized Chobani, its employees and the people of Twin Falls, Idaho, the way we did.”


Jones, whose YouTube channel has more than 2 million subscribers, drew the ire of Chobani when in early April he published a video and promoted it on Twitter with a headline that read “Idaho Yogurt Maker Caught Importing Migrant Rapists.”


First Pizzagate is a lie, now this?!?

Next you'll tell me the frogs aren't really gay
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Peace___Frog
05/17/17 5:04:04 PM
#140:


This frog isn't, i assure you.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/17/17 5:07:17 PM
#141:


LapisLazuli posted...
Your turn next, Machete.


Nah, I don't feel like ignoring ulti. He is fun to talk shit to when he's acting like a squashed penis. Also I occasionally agree with him and he occasionally agrees with me. I don't feel spiteful toward him and I only ignore out of spite.
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psaltery
05/17/17 5:14:18 PM
#142:


Funny edits to David Clarke's Wikipedia article:

"Clarke was born on the wrong side of the tracks"

"In 1999, Clarke received a B.A. in Police Brutality from Concordia University Wisconsin's School of Adult and Continuing Education."

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2017/05/david-clarke-jail-death-charges

http://www.jsonline.com/story/news/investigations/daniel-bice/2016/12/01/medical-examiner-threatened-clarke-over-jail-deaths/94746392/

http://fox6now.com/2017/03/10/family-of-inmate-who-died-of-dehydration-filing-lawsuit-against-sheriff-clarke-staff/

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/05/american-sheriff/481131/

Luckily for him, it was his underlings that turned off the water. However, threatening the medical examiner is questionable. Maybe he isn't much better than Hillary Clinton.
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Mr Lasastryke
05/17/17 5:24:08 PM
#143:


Skyridge87 posted...
I find it humorous that conservatives can't seem to wrap their heads around that people are upset/suspicious at the timing and reasoning behind firing Comey, not the fact that Comey was fired.


they can, they're just being disingenuous.
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UItimaterializer
05/17/17 5:24:36 PM
#144:


See Caelus gets my humor. Props bro.
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UItimaterializer
05/17/17 5:25:21 PM
#145:


Not_an_Owl posted...
Please stop responding to Ulti.

Liberals aren't a cult, no sir.
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TheRock1525
05/17/17 5:28:20 PM
#146:


Wait did Trump actually say no politician has been treated more unfairly than him?

Why is everything he describes always "no one has ______"?
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Not_an_Owl
05/17/17 5:29:22 PM
#147:


TheRock1525 posted...
Wait did Trump actually say no politician has been treated more unfairly than him?

Why is everything he describes always "no one has ______"?

because he always has to be the most special snowflake
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UItimaterializer
05/17/17 5:32:10 PM
#148:


TheRock1525 posted...
Wait did Trump actually say no politician has been treated more unfairly than him?

Why is everything he describes always "no one has ______"?

Because it's the truth.

If you want to know who the enemies of this country are, pay attention to the people on TV making a living on sedition.
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TheRock1525
05/17/17 5:33:10 PM
#149:


I mean the lack of self-awareness among conservatives who mock "snowflakes" then support this man is astounding.
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Mega Mana
05/17/17 5:42:07 PM
#150:


http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39950827
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UItimaterializer
05/17/17 5:43:05 PM
#151:


Honestly, this would be a big deal if we haven't had a daily boy who cried wolf story from the left. Why am I supposed to suddenly think they're telling the truth?

Oh and fuck Alex Jones for attacking Chobani. I love that brand of yogurt, and accusing the owner of smuggling TB in the country through yogurt (what?) is laughable.
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