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Pirateking2000
05/15/17 11:48:45 PM
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CHAPTER 0: Oh Yeah! Cartoons!


A new dawn rises in a strange foreign land. It seems just like yesterday that this land had been drenched in blood and guts of various abominations. Good times! That last game had been quite the chaotic one…and took a damn long time to clean!

At the land’s heart, an enigmatic tower lies. It is here that its masters begin preparations for another game. For what purpose? One can only guess…

“VILE MONSTERS! I SHALL VANQUISH YOU!”

Some sort of cartoon movie plays out on a large television screen. It seems to be about some superhero draped in a crimson cloak battling against horrific monsters. Opposite of the TV is a couch where two figures lie hunched over and slumbering.

A door opens and a silhouette with slicked back hair stands there:

“Hey King, get the hell up! The tributes have been summoned and we are waiting on you! Oh and Deadpool, clean up this mess! You might as well make yourself useful until we can figure out a way to get rid of you for good!"

Deadpool snores

“Myegh snkr…five more minutes mahh…”

The man who went by “Snake” facepalmed and left the room

“Ugrgh…mm…guess its showtime…”

The spiky haired man known as “King” rose up and stretched. After a drawn out yawn he snapped his fingers and vanished from sight. Deadpool didn’t seem to give a shit and proceeded to sprawl out on the couch now that there was more room.

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Elsewhere a large crowd of people are talking amongst themselves in a state of confusion

“Hey what gives!? An evil boy genius should NOT be treated this way!”

Jack Spicer grumbles while a nearby man in a scientist coat groans at his bitching.

“Boy genius? Erup, please kid…I bet my Morty is smarter than you, and he’s a fucking idiot!”

Jack Spicer’s nostrils flared as he glared at Rick

“WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN OLD MAN!?”

Rick took a swig from his flag and belched in Jack Spicer’s face!

“OH THAT’S IT!”

Before Jack Spicer could retaliate, a weird brown haired girl got between them!

“Ooo so you two are geniuses huh? Well maybe you can answer this question then! Why do mathematicians like parks!?”

Jack stared at the weird girl for a moment.

“Huh?”

“Because of all the natural logs! Hahhahaha get it!?”

Rick took another swig

“Yeah euurp..good one.”

Luan laughed hysterically, but Rick didn’t seem to really care about her joke. He was only slightly amused that creepy red haired weirdo was pissed off! Before Jack could make a comeback at the two of them a loud noise is heard!

“WELCOME TRIBUTES!”
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Pirateking2000
05/15/17 11:49:24 PM
#2:


Three figures loomed up above wearing different outfits. One seemed to be slick haired man in a suit and lab coat, another was larger man with a crown of flowers on his head, and the last seemed to be a guy wearing casual clothes and a skull face wrap over his mouth.

“King…what the hell are you wearing?”

“I was thinking of trying a different look…”

“You were just in a rush to get here and did bother to wear more formal attire didn’t you?”

King looked flustered

“No…”

The larger man interrupted the other two:

“Ahem, w-well anyway! GREETINGS EVERYONE! You may call me “John” and these two here are “Snake” and “King” respectively!”

Rick Sanchez looked at the trio of chucklefucks with an unamused expression

“Yeah, I don’t care, so you wanna tell us what the hell we are doing here? I got shit to do.”

John continued:

“Of course. You see, you have all been chosen to take part in our 21st B8 Hunger Games! Here you shall all try to survive against the world and each other to be the last one standing!”

Rick folded his arms in annoyance

“Yeah, as much as I’d love to take part in your whole murderfest, I got more important things to take care of…like…ANYTHING else!”

Rick goes for his portal gun…only to find it is gone.

“Hey what the fuck gives!?”

John continued:

“Don’t worry, that will be returned to you upon completion of this game! Besides, there is no need to worry. None of you who perish will truly die. You shall be returned to your homes safe and sound

Rick scoffed at this flower crown wearing freak

“Yeah I call bullshit pal.”

The one known as “Snake” sighed and addressed the disgruntled genius

“Believe what you will, but I can assure you that you will be fine. You are all free to go all out and ultimately the losers will be returned to their worlds”

King interjected

“Of couuuurse maybe we are lying and you are all being set up to kill each other horribly for the amusement of our observers or for some other reason!? Whooooooo knoooowwwws?”

Well one way or another, it seemed that Rick was stuck here for the moment until he could retrieve his portal gun or device some other means of getting out of here. Worst comes to worst he could just waste all these other shmucks and win their “game”.

Some of the tributes still appeared a bit nervous about all this so John continued his speech

“Anyway, in the end only one of you shall remain standing and may receive a reward!”

Quan Chi and HIM perked up with nefarious smiles…only for both of them to be shoved aside by an old looking man wearing a fez!

“Someone say a reward?”

“Indeed, you see the winner sha-“

“I HEARD ALL I NEEDED TO HEAR! LET’S GET THIS GAME GOING!”

King and Snake looked at John and shrugged! Well…might as well get started!

“Very well! I wish you all good luck in this B8 HUNGER GAMES!!!”

Before anyone else in the crowd could argue, they were engulfed in a flash of white light and disappeared.

. . . Let the game begin . . .
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Pirateking2000
05/15/17 11:51:10 PM
#3:


http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/B8_Hunger_Games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H84sldKc6aE


TRIBUTES:

1. Dinobot (Beast Wars) [MysteriousStan]
2. Jack Spicer Boy Genius (Xaiolin Showdown) [Johnbobb]
3. HIM (PPG) [Bane of Despair]
4. Katz (Courage the Cowardly Dog) [Snake5555555555]
5. Billy's Balloon (Billy's Balloon) [Xeybozn]
6. Baby Hugs Bear (Care Bears) [Raetsel_Lapin]
7. Darkwing Duck (Darkwing Duck) [Dancedreamer]
8. Scaramouche the Merciless (Samurai Jack) [GavsEvans123]
9. Cassandra (Tangled: The Series) [RySenkari]
10. Uncle (Jackie Chan Adventures) [paulg235]
11. Nick Wilde (Zootopia) [Bane_Of_Despair]
12. Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty) [Xeybozn]
13. Sideshow Bob (The Simpsons) [paulg235]
14. Dexter (Dexter's Lab) [SovietOmega]
15. Princess Bubblegum (Adventure Time) [SovietOmega]
16. Killer Croc (Batman: The Animated Series) [Snake5555555555]
17. Bird Person (Rick and Morty) [Johnbobb]
18. Luan Loud (The Loud House) [RySenkari]
19. Maud Pie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) [PrinceKaro]
20. Hiro Hamada (Big Hero 6) [Raka_Putra]
21. Princess Clara (Drawn Together) [Raka_Putra]
22. Inspector Gadget (Inspector Gadget) [PrinceKaro]
23. Tommy Pickles (Rugrats) [Dragon66116]
24. Grim (Grim Adventrues of Billy and Mandy) [Dragon66116]
25. Grunkle Stan (Gravity Falls) [Lolo-Guru]
26. Road Runner (Looney Tunes) [MysteriousStan]
27. Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes) [MegaWentEvil]
28. Woody Woodpecker (Woody Woodpecker) [MegaWentEvil]
29. Artemis (Young Justice) [ProfDEADPOOL]
30. Wally West (Young Justice) [ProfDEADPOOL]
31. Wall-E (Wall-E) [Lolo_Guru]
32. Quan Chi (Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm) [GavsEvans123]
33. Harold Cooplowski (Megas XLR) [ZeeksFire]
34. Norman the Guardian (Mighty Max) [ZeeksFire]
35. Bendy (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends) [Ytterbicide]
36. Miss Spider (James and the Giant Peach) [Snake5555555555]


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Bane_Of_Despair
05/15/17 11:51:28 PM
#4:


nice
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Pirateking2000
05/15/17 11:58:01 PM
#5:


Also forgot the poll so feel free to post what you think should be the theme for the next game from the current list or suggest your own (otherwise I'll default to Vanilla Game).

CURRENT THEME LIST:

Musical
Live-Action TV
Real-life
Inanimates
Animals
Mascots
Fighting Game Characters
Professional Wrestlers/Fighters
Vanilla (ANYTHING / ANYONE GOES)
Hatred (Nominate only characters you HATE)

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Raetsel_Lapin
05/16/17 12:00:16 AM
#6:


Tag.
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Snake5555555555
05/16/17 12:21:28 AM
#7:


Tag

Also, Live-Action TV
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profDEADPOOL
05/16/17 12:27:56 AM
#8:


Tag
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SovietOmega
05/16/17 12:41:25 AM
#9:


Tag

Think I'll toss out a vote for Hatred, although it is open to easy abuse, if the nominations are suitably despised, it has the potential to leave a majority of people cheering when a person is eliminated rather than sad.
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Pirateking2000
05/16/17 12:48:57 AM
#10:


SovietOmega posted...
Tag

Think I'll toss out a vote for Hatred, although it is open to easy abuse, if the nominations are suitably despised, it has the potential to leave a majority of people cheering when a person is eliminated rather than sad.


True about that although I was going to put in a rule that the person nominating the tribute has to say why they personally hate them or why they are hated in general
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Raka_Putra
05/16/17 5:03:28 AM
#11:


Hatred

Also, hype!
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Johnbobb
05/16/17 5:55:07 AM
#12:


Yeah I'll get behind Hated
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ZeeksFire
05/16/17 6:19:31 AM
#13:


tag
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Pirateking2000
05/16/17 4:58:43 PM
#14:


CHAPTER 1 BLOODBATH: Rock and Roll

When the tributes reappear they find themselves in a new location. They assess each of their surroundings and begin to make their next moves! Complaining about the situation wasn’t going to help any!

--

Grim leaves the Cornucopia
Rick Sanchez leaves the Cornucopia

Bird Person ponders over his situation

“Hmm I believe I heard Rick in the crowd earlier? Did he perhaps get tangled into this mess as well? I am sure he will be fine, but it would be best if I armed myself first in the event I were to run into some unsavory obstacles before I were to potentially run into him again…

Bird Person finds a sword nearby and heads out into the world

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Jack Spicer runs away from the Cornucopia

Norman the Guardian roams around and discovers a large spear

“Heheh perfect! I could use this!”

--

Uncle Chan leaves the Cornucopia

Bugs Bunny finds a canteen full of water

“Well aint this swell? Thanks Brantsteele!”

Bugs helps himself to some water!

Dexter runs away from the Cornucopia
Bendy runs away from the Cornucopia
Tommy Pickles leaves the Cornucopia

Inspector Gadget glances around

“Hmm best I survey the surroundings a bit! GO GO GADGET HELICOPTER”

A helicopter rotor springs out of the top of Gadget’s hat and he slowly begins to rise into the air. He takes off and flies out of the Cornucopia!

Coop strolls out of the Cornucopia

Hiro finds a bag full of explosives! Maybe this will come in handy later!

Sideshow Bob, Luan Loud, Woody Woodpecker, and Princess Bubblegum run away from the Cornucopia

HIM finds a sickle nearby!

“MmmmmMmm how deliiiightful! I can’t wait to introduce YOU to one of interesting characters heeEeeEre!
HIM’s feminine giggles slowly turn into horrific maniacal laughter as he poofs away!"

Wall-E rolls away from the Cornucopia

Billy’s Balloon flies off into the sky with murderous intent. . .

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Miss Spider walks around and discovers a strange book lying on the ground? Oh? Perhaps she could find some use of this

“Step away from that book you inept insect…”

Miss Spider looks up to find a spooky pale man with a staff glaring at her…

“Well aren’t you the brutish one? It isn’t very gentlemanly to call a lady an inept insect you know…”

Quan Chi stared at her coldly unamused at her reply

“I will be taking that book now. If you leave now you may survive a little longer.”

Miss Spider chuckled

“Aren’t you the confident one? Perhaps we could work together…”

As she talked with him she slowly reached in for the book…This wasn’t wise when dealing with a crazy kung fu warlock!

“That was a mistake you foolish abomination.”

Quan Chi phased into range in a flash of green light and delivered an incredible punch directly into Miss Spider’s face! She is sent flying back!

“Pray we do not meet again. For I assure you that I will deliver to you a fate far worse than most of these other fools could!”

Quan Chi disappears leaving a disgruntled and injured Miss Spider alone!
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Pirateking2000
05/16/17 5:00:03 PM
#15:


Nick Wilde strolls around before approaching a large body of water. Hmm maybe he could catch some fish here.
“Mmm now if only I had a-“

“I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!”

Nick raised an eyebrow before turning around to find some weird costumed duck before him!

“I AM THE SWITCH THAT DERAILS YOUR TRAIN!”

Nick just looked at the weirdo with a bewildered expression

“. . . What train?”

Darkwing Duck paused a moment before continuing

“I-It’s a figure of speech! I can tell just by looking at ya that you are no good! You’re concocting some plot in that carnivorous head of yours I can tell!”

Nick smirked back at Darkwing Duck

“Well isn’t that a bit racist? Alas you hit the nail on the head pal! I submit myself to your vigilante mercy…”

Darkwing smiled to himself

“Well…that was easier than I thought! Since you gave yourself up without any trouble, I’ll go easy on ya!”

Nick continued to give that signature smug smirk of his

“Ohhhh yeah yeah, I wouldn’t want to get on your bad side or anything! You masked vigilante types are always so tough and- hey what’s that?”

Nick pointed at something in the distance!

“Huh what’s what?”

As Darkwing Duck turned around to look at basically nothing. Nick took out a taser and shocked Darkwing Duck! DD thrashed around comically as lightning bolts shot everywhere before falling down to the ground coated in ash

“Yeah, not the smartest knife in the drawer are ya? Now what to do about all thi-“

Before Nick could finish his thought, an arrow shot out from somewhere and collided directly into his back! A concussive force sends Nick flying forward and crashing into the ground unconscious!

“Phew, that was close”

A blonde woman in some sort of green outfit reveals herself and approaches the two

“Hey, you okay buddy?”

Darkwing Duck groaned

“AAhghrg I’ll take the halibut thaaanksss. . . “

Artemis got DD to his feet and shook him a bit before he came back to his senses

“Brghghrhgrh! O-Oh! Thank you miss! It would seem that fox was more clever than I had thought!

Artemis smiled

“Uh suuure. Well don’t sweat it you uh…Duck? Us superhero types gotta stick together huh?”

Darkwing Duck struck a pose and beamed at Artemis’ comment

“Of course! We shall survive this and bring evildoers to Justice!”

Artemis scratched her head slightly embarrassed about the overenthusiastic vigilante

“Uh..sure. So anyway, ya seem to be alright so I’m gonna head out. I thought I saw a friend of mine in the crowd earlier and I was going to look for him! You take care alright?”

Artemis leaves while mumbling something about how the people around here were weird…

Darkwing Duck glances over at the unconscious fox

“Uhhh. You alright”

Darkwing Duck examines Nick and after a totally thorough (and brief) examination, concludes that the fox had been slain. Yep. This is totally what happened

“Yeesh, seems like she took things a tad too far…Ermm..uhh”

Darkwing Duck glances around to see if nobody is looking before scooting the unconscious Fox deep into the water. In time he would sink

“Gulp…I uh…better go now! THERE IS MORE JUSTICE TO BE DONE”

Darkwing Duck leaves to go find more villainous fiends!
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Pirateking2000
05/16/17 5:02:35 PM
#16:


Cassandra finds a basket with some food nearby!

“Well if this isn’t my lucky day!”

Cassandra goes to retrieve the basket of goods before being met with a fist to the face!

“BACK OFF LADY! THIS GRUB’S MINE!”

Grunkle Stan stuff’s some bread into his mouth before running away with the basket under his arm at full speed!

“YOU OLD BASTARD! GET BACK HERE!”

Cassandra draws her sword and chases the old thief!

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Soon after Road Runner reappears he gives a hearty MEEP MEEP before zooming off into the horizon!

Honestly this was going to be cake! He was probably the fastest one here and not even that nasty Coyote could get him with all his crazy contraptions! This was going to be a snap!

Yes there was going to be a snap. Something underneath would give way as he ran over it! A pitfall trap! The good news was that thanks to his speed he avoided straight up plummeting to his doom…the bad news is that he still caught his leg on the edge. That that combined with the speed he was going at resulted in him tripping and having a nasty fall to put it mildly

After the horrendous trip, Road Runner tried to regain his bearings…that is when he heard a low growl

A large cat like beast stared at him from nearby. It wasn’t any species that one would recognize, but it was pretty obvious that the thing was hungry for meat…

Road Runner tried to get to his feet only to find that his ankle is broken. He kept trying to flee only to get short bursts away while further injuring himself as he fell over.

The Beast approached

Ah the old rivalry between bird and cat. If this were a cartoon one would probably expect the bird to outsmart the cat and trick the predator into a situation that would result in its inevitable defeat and comical punishment

But this was not a cartoon rigged in his favor. No, the Beast would pounce on the injured Road Runner and tear open his neck before feasting upon him. A coyote may not have been able to catch him…but a beast like this had no trouble
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Killer Croc prowls around the Cornucopia in hopes of finding someone. Heh this was gonna be easy. These shmucks would have no chance against him!

His prowling would pay off when he would find some weirdo in some dumb hat standing around without a care in the world

Croc greets the inevitably doomed foe with a growl and the figure would turn to greet him. He seemed more…metallic than Croc was expecting. Meh probably wasn’t going to taste good when he chewed him apart then huh?

“Welly well well what kind of freak do we have here?”

Croc snarled at the snarky robot’s greeting

“Ey! Who the hell do you think you are! I am Killer Croc, the most dangerous guy in Gotham and you happen tah be my first target ya screwy weirdo!
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Pirateking2000
05/16/17 5:04:11 PM
#17:


Scaramouch inspected Killer Croc without being particularly bothered at his threats. He responded with a grating laugh

“Hyahhaha and this is coming from the guy whose parents probably consist of some ugly bitch and a swamp gator! Well whatever, I could use some crocodile shoes!”

Killer Croc was fuming now!

“YOU BASTARD! I’LL TEAR YOU APART! YA HEAR ME!!!”

Scaramouch yawned

“Yeah uh huh, of course you will babe. Now we gonna do this thing or what?”

Killer Croc let out a roar and began his onslaught on Scaramouch! He swiped his claws at incredible speed at the assassin, but Scaramouch continued to dodge with little effort!

“So you’re the most dangerous Gothan huh? Man that place must be full of losers! Still, I wonder if ya got a good price on your head? Hahehaha!”

Crocodile roared! He spun and delivered a giant kick at the robot! It connects and launches the robot back a ways, but he maintains his stance.

“Oooo got a little meat on those bones dontcha’ babe? Well then…lets dance!”

Scaramouch whips out a strange looking blade before charging back at the mutant. Getting hit by that thing would probably suck so Croc stayed on his guard

The fighters clashed with each other without giving an inch. Neither of them seemed like they could land a critical hit on the other for awhile as they managed to avoid damaging blows. Still, in time…something would give...

Killer Croc manages to connect a fierce blow on Scaramouche, causing him to drop his weapon and be sent flying back into a wall

“Dang babe, you sure do pack a wallop…”

Scaramouch tries to get to his feet but stumbles back to the ground again…Killer Croc chuckles as he lifts up a giant boulder and approaches the fallen assassin.

“Heheheh not actin so tough now huh? Any last words?”

Scaramouch leaned back, having accepted his defeat

“Just a tune for myself to whisk me off to the next world…”

Scaramouche then began singing some sort of strange tune. Croc was perplexed

“Ey the hell? Hmm?”

Unfortunately for Scaramouche, Killer Croc was able to notice his magic sword rising from the ground and flying toward the back of Croc’s head! Killer Croc manages to block with the boulder he was carrying, causing the blade to become lodged into it

“HEH HEH! Nice try! Well then, TIME TO END THIS”

Scaramouche smiled

“Oh I couldn’t agree with you more babe!”

A high pitched ringing was heard…it grew louder and louder..until..

“Ey whassat ringin-“

Before Killer Croc knew what was happening, the boulder he was carrying exploded in his hands, smashing him helplessly to the ground. Scaramouche got up and dusted himself off

“Good effort Crocy my man, but you had no chance against the Pied Piper of Ruination SCARAAAMOUUUUCHE THE MERCILESS BABE!”

Killer Croc groaned in pain

“Oh you still kickin? Well can’t have that!”

Scaramouche casually retrieved his blade and grabbed a stone from the ground

“Well its been fun, but I gotta get goin!”

Scaramouche tapped his blade against the large stone and then proceeded to jam it into Killer Croc’s mouth

“Au revoir…”

Scaramouche strolled away…the ringing grew louder as Croc’s eyes widened in terror!

“That’s French for YOUR DEAD BABE!”

Thanks to that sword, the stone may as well have been an explosive which inevitably went off in the poor criminal’s mouth! Killer Croc laid there dead with his face utterly mutilated!

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Pirateking2000
05/16/17 5:05:46 PM
#18:


Princess Clara finds an axe in the Cornucopia before heading out

“Jeez, a Princess such as myself doesn’t deserve all this shit! Sigh…I need a smoke”

Princess Clara snaps her fingers and small birds that you’d expect to see in some sort of Disney movie appear from out of view with a lighter and a cigarette! They light her one up before flying away

“Mmm? What on god’s green earth?”

Princess Clara notices a small steed nearby!

“Oh excellent! Hello there!”

The steed glanced back at her as the Princess pranced toward her

“What is it?”

Princess Clara pauses as the tiny pony actually responds to her

“Oh that’s interesting! You speak! English no less! Well as you can plainly see, I am a Princess and it is the job of horses such as yourself to carry me where I wish to go…as well as any luggage and such I deep necessary!

Maud looked at Clara with a dull expression

“The only thing I have any obligation carting are rocks”

Clara perked up

“Oh, than it shouldn’t be an issue then! The stallions back home help cart rocks from the mines all the time! That is what your kind is good for no?”

Maud sighed

“I have no intention helping some spoiled lady like you so now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be leaving now…”

Maud turned away coldly from the Princess and went along her morose way!

Clara glared at the little pony! What the hell was this? Was this some kind of equine revolt or something? Well if there is one thing a beautiful princess like her should know, its that rebellions should be nipped in the bud as soon as possible!

“Well there are other uses for horses of course!”

Clara got out her axe and charged forth!

Maud Pie sighed and turned around, having heard the Princess’ footsteps approach her!

“Look I thought I told you, I’m not going t-“

“DIE YOU ABOMINATION!”

Before Maud Pie knew what was happening, an axe lodged itself between her eyes! Clara hacked and slashed at the poor pony until she was but a bloody mess on the ground

“Phew! Well! I guess I am set for dinner tonight!”

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Elsewhere a certain speedster was zooming around in search of an ally

“ARTEMIS! ARTEMIS! Ugh where could she be…”

Wally West pauses for a bit and reflects on the situation!

“Ugh…this is messed up! Gotta find her…”

Suddenly a voice was heard from the shadows

“Are you looking for someone dear boy? A Miss Artemis…yes?”

Wally turned to the source of the voice to find a red cat leaning against a tree staring at him with cold eyes
“A cat? Wait…you talk?”

Katz nodded

“Indeed, and I am capable of so much more. Enough of that for now, I take it you are looking for Artemis? I can assist you in this endeavor.”

Wally studied the weird feline. This was too surreal…well then again, he did run into similarly weird things before!

“Seriously?”

Katz stepped forth

“Yes. I had run into the lady a short while ago and we had formed an alliance as you may call it. If she already returned from scouting on her end, she should be back at makeshift base. I can take you there, but only for your services in return.”
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Pirateking2000
05/16/17 5:06:31 PM
#19:


Wally agreed! Hey, he’d find Artemis and he’d have more allies! Seemed like a win win here

“Wise decision my boy. Now come, let us not tarry here lest we run into potentially unsavory characters…”

The duo walked walks for quite a time before arriving at a strange cave!

“Come, it shall be dark soon. Hopefully she has returned by now.”

Wally approached the cave

“I’m coming Artemis!”

Wally entered the cave, it was kinda dark but the light from the outside illuminated it a bit. Hmm he couldn’t see Artemis, maybe she wasn’t back yet...still he thought he heard something.

Like a…muffled sound?

Suddenly things got dark! Wally turned back and the light of the entrance had become obscured! Two pairs of eyes shined in the dark. One yellow, and another blood red!

“I’m sorry my friend, but it appears that you have been deceived…”

Wally glared at the traitor

“You furry bastard!”

Katz scoffed unamused at the ramblings of this imbecile

“Language...Hmm, well I usually fancy a bit of sport with my prey before their inevitable death, alas I tire of you. That poor woman is unfortunate to suffer your company as long as I have.

Wally clenched his teeth

“What’d you say!? Don’t you dare talk about her!”

Katz yawned

“Mmm..well my companion here shall dispose of you. Then I may dine on my earlier catch later…Dinobot if you would be so kind?”

Dinobot stepped forward, revealing a bit of light into the cave

“Come then young one, I shall grant you a Warrior’s Death.”

Wally smirked

“Yeah, I’d rather not die today thanks!”

Those two had underestimated their prey! They did not know what he was capable!

Wally found an opening and in the blink of an eye made it past Dinobot into a clearing! The force of the sonic boom sent Katz tumbling outside! Something else was also caught in the force of escape, some cage smashed against the side of the cave wall and a tiny bear rolled outside injured!

Katz snarled

“Get him!”

Dinobot took out his weapon and charged at Wally! The colossal blade swung every which way but Wally dodged with ease. For all of great warrior’s strength, he was simply too slow when compared to the speedster!

“Heh what’s the matter? Am I too fast for you?”

At that instant Wally had let his guard down…

“Perhaps for him dear boy!”

In an instant, Katz slashed Wally across the back with a sword! He had somehow snuck up on him!

“Grgh bastard!”
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05/16/17 5:07:12 PM
#20:


Wally turned around and delivered a kick to Katz face, causing him to stumble back and drop his sword! While Wally’s back was turned Dinobot took his giant sword and struck from above! Both Wally and Katz managed to dodge!

“Watch where you are aiming you oaf”

Dinobot snarled back

“Quiet, the battle is upon us!”

Katz rubbed his jaw and went to retrieve his sword…only to find it was missing

“What, wh-“

“Looking for this?”

Wally smiled while holding Katz sword in plain sight

“This is for all your bullshit!”

Wally vanished with incredible speed and ran around the clearing! He became faster and faster until a cyclone was created! While Dinobot was able to resist for a bit, eventually he along with everyone else in the vicinity were swept up high into the air! After some time the cyclone subsided, causing them to fall to the ground!
Dinobot smashed into the ground leaving a small crater, Katz was able to survive the fall with heavy injures…Baby Hugs Bear (who had also been caught in the attack accidentally) wasn’t so fortunate however and died upon impact…)

Dinobot groaned and began to rise up before Wally shot at him like a bullet! With his speed Wally was able to impale Dinobot through the eye with his sword! The injured eye glowed for a moment, allowing Wally to retreat before it exploded!

Dinobot hunched over on one knee

“Well done…warrior-“

Dinobot faceplanted to the ground in defeat!

Katz tried crawling away and slowly got to his feet! Had to keep quiet…had to esca-

Katz turned around and saw Wally’s silhouette, his goggles shined in the light of the setting sun!

“W-wait…don’t”

In the next instant Wally charged forth to deliver the finishing blows. With blinding speed Wally swept back and forth with various slashes against Katz before he was a bloody sliced up mess

“How….bothersome….”

Katz fell to the ground a bloody smear!

Wally sighed. He hadn’t found Artemis yet but he was able to stop these two guys from causing any more trouble. He also got a sword out of it so that was a small perk! Wally zoomed off to continue his search for his friend!

CHAPTER END
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Snake5555555555
05/16/17 5:09:52 PM
#21:


Croc should've threw a rock at him.

And god damn Wally
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Bane_Of_Despair
05/16/17 5:10:37 PM
#22:


Nooooooooo Nick is in a precarious position right now


Also RIP Katz
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MysteriousStan
05/16/17 5:32:46 PM
#23:


....Oh come on. 36 characters and literally both of my noms die in the bloodbath. I see my bullshit luck with this is still the same even after the break. Clearly the odds are not in my favor.
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Xeybozn
05/16/17 5:42:46 PM
#24:


This bloodbath seemed more bloody than usual.
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MegaWentEvil
05/16/17 5:52:54 PM
#25:


Nice so far.
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ZeeksFire
05/16/17 5:56:08 PM
#26:


Both are mine are alive, for what it's worth, but got to cheer for the killers.
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Johnbobb
05/16/17 6:41:29 PM
#27:


Pirateking2000 posted...
A large cat like beast stared at him from nearby. It wasn’t any species that one would recognize, but it was pretty obvious that the thing was hungry for meat…

Who is this referring to?
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MegaWentEvil
05/16/17 6:47:03 PM
#28:


And we missed the opportunity to see a cute pink baby bear winning a killing competition and possibly becoming this season's warrior too. That would be hilarious.
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Johnbobb
05/16/17 6:50:51 PM
#29:


MegaWentEvil posted...
And we missed the opportunity to see a cute pink baby bear winning a killing competition and possibly becoming this season's warrior too. That would be hilarious.

there's still potential for a balloon to win!
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profDEADPOOL
05/16/17 6:59:25 PM
#30:


Woo already got some kills and assisted in another!
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05/16/17 7:06:05 PM
#31:


Johnbobb posted...
Pirateking2000 posted...
A large cat like beast stared at him from nearby. It wasn’t any species that one would recognize, but it was pretty obvious that the thing was hungry for meat…

Who is this referring to?


Nothing in particular I just needed some beast to finish off Road Runner

(his event was basically suicide so I spiced it up)

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05/16/17 7:07:32 PM
#32:


ok gotcha
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05/17/17 12:08:52 AM
#33:


CHAPTER 2 [DAY 1]: Contract

After such a bloody bloody bloodbath, perhaps things shall settle down a little?

Woody Woodpecker questions his sanity [insert Woody Woodpecker laugh here]

Dexter runs into Sideshow Bob. Fortunately they do not engage in combat and go their separate ways!

Uncle Chan discovers a river! He meditates beside it

Artemis continues looking for Wally when she spots Bugs Bunny lounging around munching on carrot! She ignores him and continues her search!

Hiro Hamada treks along when he spots some sort of Disney princess hefting the corpse of some equine around. Sheesh she must be stronger than she looks. Hiro Hamada decides to follow her and keep an eye on her

Coop collects fruit from a tree and chows down on them lazily

Bird Person, HIM, Wall-E, Billy’s Balloon and Grunkle Stan hunt for other tributes

Princess Bubblegum picks flowers

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Quan Chi flips through the book and after a few moments appears to discover what he is looking for

“Hmhmhm who would have guessed they would have such a tome in this world! Now then…”

Quan Chi begins chanting in some strange tongue. Nearby plants begin to shrivel and die as the sky darkens!

Suddenly Quan Chi floats into the air and green light shoots out from his orifices! His muscles tense up as waves of necrotic power dance around him! Eventually they flow into him and he descends to the ground with a slam! A small circle of flames engulfs anything around him

“Mmmmm excellent”

Quan Chi flexes his muscles. It seems that the magical tome has granted him with more power! Albeit at cost! To maintain his power he must take the lives of others to feed himself, otherwise he may eventually drain himself out and die! Hmm, that task shouldn’t be a problem for one such as himself!

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Bendy skulks around acting as pathetic as possible to not appear as much of a threat. He eventually spots some weirdo flying around overhead with a helicopter hat or something! Bendy decides to follow him!
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Tommy Pickles hides in a bush to avoid trouble. A large man toting a spear walks by and pauses for a moment
“Hmm…thought I heard something…”

Norman the Guardian shrugs and continues on his way!
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Darkwing Duck explores the arena in search of nasty ne'er do wells!

Miss Spider nurses her wounds and uses some of her webbing to help craft a slingshot

Cassandra thinks about home
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05/17/17 12:09:03 AM
#34:


Luan Loud hardly pays attention to where she is going while she thinks up some killer jokes!

“HEY HOLD UP!”

Luan turns around to find that red haired guy from earlier

“Oh hey there! How’s it going!”

Jack glared back at Luan

“Don’t “how’s it going” me! You made me look like an idiot earlier!”

Luan tilted her head in confusion! What was he talking about

“You know about the parks and the logs a-“

“OH THAT! Hahhaha yeah that was a great one! Say, what do you call a number that can’t keep still?

Jack’s eyes narrowed

“A roamin’ numeral! Hahahhaha get it?”

Jack was not amused…

“Alright I’ve had enough of this. JACKBOTS!”

Jack Spicer hit a button on some device he was carrying and suddenly five robots came into view! How’d he manage to get a hold of them? Well you should never underestimate an evil boy genius!

Luan hesitantly took a step back…seemed like a tough crowd! Jack smirked!

“So then what do you gotta say now?”

Luan took a deep breath

“Just one thing…Why did the comedian run away from the genius?”

Jack tilted his head

“BECAUSE SHE WAS CHICKEN!”

Luan Loud fled away in a mad dash!

“I don’t get it.waiiit…JACKBOTS AFTER HER!”

Jack and his minions chase after Luan Loud!
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Rick Sanchez scouts the area

“How’s it hangin babe?”

Rick turns around with a sigh and finds a robot grinning back at him

“Oh great, they sent some third rate robot to give me a hard time? Realllll funny guys! This the best you could send at me?”

Scaramouche grin faded

“Third rate? Listen babe, I get that you are little senile with your old age to lemme break it down for ya. You are talking to Aku’s number 1 assassin babe! The Pied Piper of Ruination, the Annihilator of All, the one, the only, SCARA-

Rick took out his laser pistol

“Yeah yeah I don’t care”

Rick blasted the weird robot…at least he tried to!

Scaramouche casually danced around the shot and sent a knife flying out of his sleeve. The knife collided into the pistol causing an electrical discharge forcing Rick to drop it! Now it was useless!

“Ahhh crap…”

Rick stared back up at Scaramouche who was grinning again

“So yeah I was thinking of moving this little game along sooo….”

Scaramouche took out his strange sword! Rick didn’t hesitate to reach into his jacket for something to defend himself with

“Yeah, lot of good that’s gonna do y-“

Rick tossed some strange orb into the air which exploded in a bright flash of light! Scaramouche’s sensors were overloaded for a few moments and by the time he regained his bearings Rick was gone!

“. . . Not cool babe”

Scaramouche began hunting down Rick Sanchez…
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Wally West continued his search for Artemis when he spotted some weird bony looking guy! Who was this? Some guy wearing a Halloween costume? How messed up would that be?

Still it seemed that this guy was legitimately armed and was on the prowl. Wally decided to tail him in case he ran into Artemis or some other innocent! Hopefully Artemis was alright!

CHAPTER END

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Pirateking2000
05/17/17 12:11:29 AM
#35:


DpE2hFy

(for some reason Coop's image faded out)
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ZeeksFire
05/17/17 9:40:20 AM
#36:


What a bland day one.
...hmm, it seems Artemis got credited for that kill the beast did to road runner.
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Xeybozn
05/17/17 9:50:06 AM
#37:


No, Artemis killed Nick unless Pirateking changed the events a lot more than usual.
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ZeeksFire
05/17/17 9:51:52 AM
#38:


Well somebody got credited for the road runner kill, there's 7 kills to 7 deaths.
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Xeybozn
05/17/17 10:26:26 AM
#39:


I'm guessing Artemis and Darkwing were both given credit for Nick's death as a team effort.
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Pirateking2000
05/17/17 11:10:04 AM
#40:


Yeah Artemis and Darkwing were both part of taking down Nick in that case
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Bane_Of_Despair
05/17/17 11:14:27 AM
#41:


Boooooooooooo
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ZeeksFire
05/17/17 12:54:14 PM
#42:


Aight, just seemed goofy to me. Carry on with the murderspree!
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Raka_Putra
05/17/17 4:59:33 PM
#43:


Ha, I love the part with Clara and Maud.
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05/17/17 8:31:13 PM
#44:


CHAPTER 3 (NIGHT 1): Murderous Intent

The first night begins!
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Dexter stays awake all night formulating plots and trying to construct devices to assist in his own survival

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Rick Sanchez finishes setting up his camp and helps himself to a drink. Luckily he managed to shake off that psychotic robot. If he had been better equipped he would have dismantled that obsolete punk without any problems.

There is a rustling from the bushes…

Rick doesn’t say a word and reaches for the spear he crafted! He slowly approaches…

“WAHH”

A young brown haired young girl pounces on him! Rick is unamused and shoves her off

“Hey mister! Remember me!?”

Rick sighed

“Unfortunately…”

Luan chuckled

“Hahhahaha! You are a riot! Man, this place is messed up huh!? Hard to find anyone who could appreciate a good joke like you!”

Rick just looked at her with annoyance

“Yeah whatever now get out of here”

Luan paused for a moment…

“W-well…yeah um. Remember that guy from when we first met? Y’know the weird red head guy? Yeah well he’s been kinda chasing me. Not in the romantic way either! He is kind of scary with those robotic goons of his…”

Rick’s eyes widened! Seems that caught his attention!

“Robotic goons you say?”

Luan smiled

“Yeah! I managed to shake em but it seems he has a beef with me for some reason! I guess you could say he has a couple of screws loose! Hahahhahaha get i-“

Rick interrupted her

“Yeah yeah I get it…”

Rick thought to himself. Seems that moron managed to get his hands on some robots minions somehow…and if he was hunting this girl then maybe he could use her as bait to get the jump on em and repurpose them for his own uses…that or at least he could make good use of their scrap materials!

“Tell ya what kid. You could hang with me for the night. Just don’t touch any of my stuff or you will regret it”

Luan clapped her hands excitedly

“Yayyyyyy thank you thank you!”

Rick groaned to himself…this was going to be a pain. She was as dumb as Morty…
--

Wally West continues to sprint around in search of Artemis!

“Ugh where the hell could she b-“

Wally West trips over something and beefs it! He rolls around chaotically into some sort of camp scattering its contents everywhere as he went! A shout is heard

“WHAT THE ROYAL FUCK WAS THAT!?”

Wally managed to recover and looked around nervously! Even though it was an accident he knew he would be in some trouble if he stuck around! Wally West decides to flee the scene!

Moments later Princess Clara comes into view half asleep!

“Damn thieves! Did Foxxy get sent here too? Ugh I bet it was one of THOSE people…”
--

Inspector Gadget's rotor retreats back into his hat as he finds a nice place to rest for the night!

“Phew boy am I beat! Go Go Gadget blow up bed!”

In a few moments a blow up bed would be created and Gadget would hop on! He would eventually fall asleep…little did he know..he had been followed

Bird Person stealthily approaches the slumbering inspector
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05/17/17 8:32:03 PM
#45:


“It would seem that this cyborg is quite advanced and may prove detrimental in the future if he were to get out of hand. It would be best to remove him now and retrieve any spare parts if possible. If I were to reconvene with Rick he may be able to fashion something useful to assist us in this strange world…”

The intergalactic criminal approaches Inspector Gadget and expertly slays him with his blade! Bird Person begins dissecting Inspector Gadget for anything useful he can recover

Nearby, Bendy shakes in fear. Perhaps tailing that Gadget guy wasn’t a good idea! Luckily this weird bird didn’t seem to notice him so he manages to sneak away!
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Quan Chi finds a place to rest
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Artemis runs into a weird looking woodpecker and some fat guy

“Hey lady how’s it goin? Me and this guy decided to team up for the night. Your welcome to join if ya want.”

Coop tosses Artemis some fruit…not a large portion though (he saves that for himself)

Artemis nods! She takes up the duo’s offer and hangs out with them for the night!
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Princess Bubblegum slumbers when a mysterious figure approaches

“I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!”

PB’s eyes snap wide awake

“I AM THE WRONG NUMBER THAT CALLS YOU AT 3 AM-“

PB shrieks and whips out a concealed weapon she was sleeping with!

“W-Wait h-“

Without any hesitation, Princess Bubblegum shoots Darkwing Duck through the heart with a Peppermint Revolver!

“W-where did you even ge- o- of-“

Darkwing Duck collapses to the floor dead!

Princess Bubblegum looks around in case anyone else was approaching…then back down at the poor vigilante

“Oohhhhhh marshmallows….uhhh….”

Princess Bubblegum decides to just fucking bail on the scene!
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Norman the Guardian receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor

Uncle Chan continues to meditate! Hey maybe he’ll decide to do something soon!

Hiro Hamada attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful. Some genius!

Jack Spicer continues to hunt for Luan Loud!

Grunkle Stan snores as he sleeps!

Tommy Pickles hides in a bush and goes to sleep!
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HIM is lounging around in a bubble bath within his conjured campsite building when there is a knock at the door!

“Ooooohhhhhh company!”

HIM poofs into a cloud of smoke and rematerializes in front of the his base entrance now sporting a bath robe!

“WhooOoOo is IiiIt?”

A polite voice responds

“Hello! My name is Miss Spider and I have come to ask if you would be so generous as to allow me entrance within your extravagant looking home”

HIM chuckles

“Ooooh I do enjoy flattery!”

HIM opens the door to find Miss Spider standing before him. She bows graciously

“My my now aren’t you a delightful sight! Stiiiiiiiill….”

Suddenly HIM’s voice took on a more malicious tone that nearly froze Miss Spider

“What is to stop me from merely cutting you down right here on my doorstep mmm?”

Miss Spider managed to maintain her composure!

“Ahem, well of course I hardly expected one of your caliber to allow me into your home for nothing. So I have brought a gift as well as pledge my services to your efforts!”

Miss Spider offers some supplies to HIM. HIM inspects the offerings and ponders over the offer. His voice echoes with what appears to be malice

“Welllll thEeeEennn…”

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05/17/17 8:33:36 PM
#46:


HIM grabbed Miss Spider and brought her close

“Why didn’t you say so! Come along dear, lets get you inside!”

HIM’s chilling voice suddenly became one of joviality as he accepts Miss Spider’s offer. Miss Spider spends the night with HIM!.
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Grim mumbles to himself as he attempts to climb up a tree

“Mon was a pain, tah think the Grim Reaper would be reduced tah dis! I-“

It would seem that Grim wasn’t particularly athletic and lost his hold on the tree!

“W-WOAHAHHA!”

Grim fell from the tree

“SOMETHING SOFT GET IN ME WAY!!!”

Indeed something did get in the way of Grim’s descent…unfortunately it wasn’t something particularly soft.

Wall-E had had happened to be passing by and was crushed by Grim’s fall! Sparks shots everywhere as circuits were strewn about!

Grim himself shattered apart into multiple bones! Grim’s head sighed

“What a pain in da neck…”

A moment later his bones vanished as well as Wall-E’s body. They had been eliminated!
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Sideshow Bob takes count of his supplies and ponders over what he should do tomorrow. However he feels something….something he is quite familiar with…

Murderous intent was in the air.

A blade shot out of the darkness, but Sideshow Bob manages to dodge! A large knife lodges itself into a tree.

“Oho well seems like you might put up a bit of a fight!”

Sideshow Bob dusts himself off and grins

“Quite the marksman. Now may I ask who I am dealing with?”

A robotic assassin steps out into view

“Glad ya asked babe! The name’s Scaramouche, Aku’s number one assassin, and YOU my man have the honor of being my target for the night! I’m a little peeved that some old geezer I was tracking earlier got away and you just happened to be in the neighborhood sooooo….”

Sideshow Bob chuckles

“Well my good man, I am afraid I can’t allow myself to be slain by you. You see I am well versed in the art of killing as well”

Scaramouche’s grin grew wider

“Oho? Well then you packin? If so then cut the chit chat and whip it out babe!”

Sideshow Bob smirks with murderously glee

“Gladly!”

Sideshow Bob whips out a longsword!

“Maaaaaan you guys have some choice of phrasing don’t ya!?”

The two stand there for a moment in confusion before looking toward the source of the third voice! Bugs Bunny lounges on a tree branch while munching on a carrot

“Don’t mind me, didn’t want to interrupt your date!”

Sideshow Bob glances back and forth between Scaramouche and the cartoon rabbit

“Hmhm, well I could go for rabbit tonight…sorry my friend but it appears you ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time…”

Bugs Bunny’s ears twitched in amusement

“Oh gee really?”

Without hesitation, Sideshow Bob reached into his coat pocket and revealed a hidden grenade! He pulled the pin and threw it at the rabbit

“Yipe!”

Bugs jumps out of the way as the grenade explodes at his previous position!

. . .
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05/17/17 8:34:35 PM
#47:


As the chaos ensues, Scaramouche sprints forward revealing his own special blade! Bugs Bunny finds himself caught between the two murderous nutcases as they lunge at him from both sides with their weapons drawn

The two hack and slash at him but can’t seem to land a direct on him! He hops and spins away from every strike! He was a slippery rabbit that was for sure!

Eventually Bugs hops into the air and pulls out a box reading “ACME RABBIT HOLE” from hammer space! He tosses a large black circle at the ground and dives into it! Bob tries to reach into it to grab the rabbit but to no avail

“Better keep your eyes on the prize babe!”

Scaramouche continued his onslaught at the exposed Bob! Sideshow Bob manages to get back to his feet and parry the assassin’s blows! After a few strikes, Scaramouche spins back and halts his attack! A high pitch ring begins to grow louder and louder

Sideshow Bob winces

“What the devil is that ringing”

Scaramouche smiles

“Music to my ears babe!”

Before Sideshow Bob realized it, his sword exploded in his hands and sent him flying backward. His remaining grenades tumbled away from him as well as the decimated blade.

“Grgrhgrh…augh…damn…”

Bob groaned and turned onto his stomach. His hands were mangled and his sword was busted but…if he could just get at one of those grenades maybe he could pull off a miracle!

Bob crawled toward where he saw one of the grenades roll away to! He could hear the assassin’s footsteps slowly approach him from behind!

C’mon…almost there…yes it fell here…it…wait

Bob reached where he saw the grenade had ended up but…there was no grenade to be found. No salvation for him…Impossible…it was here. He definitely saw it! Where did it g-

Bob’s ankle is crushed as Scaramouche drags him back with his mechanical grip. He turns Bob back over and begins to choke him in his grip

“Well babe looks like this is the end! Don’t feel too bad though. Take comfort that it took SCARAMOUCHE THE MERCILESS to take you down!

Bob gagged as Scaramouche took out his and slowly brought it toward his open mouth with intent on impaling him brutally…

“Nyyyeehhhh…what’s up bot?”

Scaramouche popped up and turned to find that damn rabbit mere inches from his face

“GRAGH! WAIT YOUR TURN YA FLEABAG!”

Scaramouche swiped at Bugs with his sword but the rabbit dodged it once more!

Sideshow Bob used this opportunity to shift Scaramouche’s weight and roll away to get some distance. It wasn’t much and probably wouldn’t mean anything but hey it was better than nothing!

The three were close together! Scaramouche continued to try to approach Sideshow Bob to deliver the killing blow but that damn rabbit kept fucking with him. No matter how much he tried to either kill or shake him off, that rabbit still wouldn’t relent! Honestly, it seemed that whatever he was focused on had no hope of hurting him. What the fuck is this!?

. . .

Bugs was quite the opponent, those two nimrods probably weren’t going to take him down. He was toying with them the whole time! Like in most of his cartoons, his target of focus was most likely doomed to be the punching bag of whatever tomfoolery he was about to take part in

Indeed…whatever he was focusing on...

…but what happens if you took a foreign factor into the equation?

What happens when something entirely unexpected comes into play that totally turns the plot on its head, even out of the control of the protagonist?

. . .

A loud thud was heard…
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Pirateking2000
05/17/17 8:35:05 PM
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The three of them turn to find a grenade that had its pin pulled…

“Oh dang ba-“

A loud explosion occurs sending the three flying in different directions!

In time the aftermath is observed…Scaramouche’s head had been taken off and was flickering

“Doodydoo doo…that’s all..babe”

Scaramouche goes silent.

Bugs bunny had been blown apart. His organs littered the ground…

Bob was on death’s door but was still alive…not for much longer but…

“What..on earth…”

Bob was sprawled out on the ground bleeding out. His vision was growing hazy but…he thought he saw something in the night sky…

A Blood Moon…no…that wasn’t entirely accurate.

A red balloon hovered high above against the light of the full moon, casting down a crimson light upon the dead and dying! Indeed, somehow…someway…this balloon had become involved in this little brawl. Nobody noticed, but it had been the one to take the lost grenade and brought it high into the air. When it found the perfect moment, it released it…

How on earth could it though? Was this some sort of sick joke!?

“T-that….”

Sideshow Bob reached out to the balloon before all his strength left him.

His arm fell back down to the ground as he perished

. . .

In the end only the Balloon was left to bear witness to the aftermath of this grizzly scene. Hovering high above holding no remorse for its enemies or how things had played out. Only one thing filled that bloody sphere...

Murderous Intent…

https://youtu.be/PrUbD1mAzDk?t=35s


CHAPTER END

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profDEADPOOL
05/17/17 8:42:30 PM
#49:


Pirateking2000 posted...
Wally West continues to sprint around in search of Minerva!

Uh
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Pirateking2000
05/17/17 8:45:22 PM
#50:


profDEADPOOL posted...
Pirateking2000 posted...
Wally West continues to sprint around in search of Minerva!

Uh


yeah dunno how that happened and caught it slightly too late
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