Board 8 > Are there any girls/gays/lesbians/etc here?

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MT_TRAEH
05/13/17 1:57:01 AM
#51:


NFUN posted...
Well, the first major physical difference is our heart of darkness. Notice how I said physical difference; I'm being literal. We literally have a black void where our hearts should be. We're essentially a race of Dick Cheneys (implying that we're different than Arabs and are, in fact, mortal enemies). Extensive studies have shown that this doesn't explain the widespread corruption of morals and antipathy towards all lifeforms that Jews experience. In actuality, our lack of a soul is what makes us such a hateful and abominable race. Scientists are unsure about whether these traits are related, although they are sure that this soullessness is due to convergent evolution rather than familiar relation.

The second major physical trait unique to Jews are our horns. Millennia of evolution has given us a type of hair (the "Jewfro") that is adept to hiding the horns, but if you look carefully you might be able to see them peeking out. This is a secondary erogenous zone for us, and for a Jew to allow an outsider to touch their horns is a sign of ultimate respect. Unwelcome contact results in the Jew's jaw involuntary unhinging, and the interloper is usually eaten alive and his children sacrificed to the demon lord Ba'al, may his enemies burn in eternal tormented hellfire. To an unfortunate few victims, the Jew will inject his proboscis deep into their larynx and lay Jew-eggs like an ichneumon wasp. The eggs will release pheromones that prompt the host to find a warm, dark, damp, secluded shelter, and after a period of about a week, they will hatch and consume their host alive from the inside-out. This is how new Jews are born.

In terms of ancestry, nobody knows exactly where Jews come from. The prevailing opinion, based on archaeological evidence, is that Jews are closely related to the race of devils (hey tabii), but recent studies in genetics and phylogeny are contradicting this. Noted Jewologist SovietOmega subscribes to the theory that "jews are actually aliens from space and were involved with atlantis and martians back in the day", which I find quite plausible and explains my tendency to screech in euphoria and extend my mandibles uncontrollably whenever exposed to the sight of the oceans or the stars.

All in all, I can't say that I'm upset at my parents for making me Jewish. It comes with its adversities and difficulties, but it's offered a unique worldview that is scant found anywhere else. I appreciate the opportunities that it has given me; remember, it is not a disability. It's just a difference.


are jews really like that before Jesus and his followers promoted their 'God'?
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NFUN
05/13/17 2:08:19 AM
#52:


Before the founding of Christianity, the Hebrews were kind of a vaguely scummy, backwater race, dicking around in Palestine hoping that the next empire in the region doesn't decide to do some spring cleaning and try to genocide them a bit. We were nothing special, just some weirdos with a monotheistic religion and deity a little too fond of smiting. It wasn't until Jesus revealed himself as the Messiah and showed us the true face of our God, a being of benevolence and beauty rather than vengeance and entrapment that we turned our backs on the light of the world and began our dark descent into evil. Any self-respecting secret society or cult prides itself on the policy that members join willingly, of their own volition; before Christ, the Jews were born of circumstance. It wasn't until after we deliberately walked away from the "Lord" that we were able to reach our true potential.

From his throne of skulls and accursed Hollow Eyes, Ba'al watched these events closely. He recognized his opportunity, and promised the Jews riches and power. Piece by piece, the Jews traded their humanity away and succumbed to Ba'al's seductive embrace throughout the generations until we were left in the abysmal, malformed state you see us in today.
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whoa
05/13/17 2:09:37 AM
#53:


((sobs uncontrollably{{ there is no GOD the world is CRUEL
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jcgamer107
05/13/17 2:11:51 AM
#54:


what a topic
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NFUN
05/13/17 2:13:46 AM
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Note: I am actually Jewish.
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MT_TRAEH
05/13/17 2:18:09 AM
#56:


NFUN posted...
Before the founding of Christianity, the Hebrews were kind of a vaguely scummy, backwater race, dicking around in Palestine hoping that the next empire in the region doesn't decide to do some spring cleaning and try to genocide them a bit. We were nothing special, just some weirdos with a monotheistic religion and deity a little too fond of smiting. It wasn't until Jesus revealed himself as the Messiah and showed us the true face of our God, a being of benevolence and beauty rather than vengeance and entrapment that we turned our backs on the light of the world and began our dark descent into evil. Any self-respecting secret society or cult prides itself on the policy that members join willingly, of their own volition; before Christ, the Jews were born of circumstance. It wasn't until after we deliberately walked away from the "Lord" that we were able to reach our true potential.

From his throne of skulls and accursed Hollow Eyes, Ba'al watched these events closely. He recognized his opportunity, and promised the Jews riches and power. Piece by piece, the Jews traded their humanity away and succumbed to Ba'al's seductive embrace throughout the generations until we were left in the abysmal, malformed state you see us in today.


now i wish i was a jew
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greengravy294
05/13/17 2:40:05 AM
#57:


i will speak on behalf of my gay friend who wishes not to be named at this time
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MT_TRAEH
05/13/17 2:52:27 AM
#58:


greengravy294 posted...
i will speak on behalf of my gay friend who wishes not to be named at this time


how important is marriage to people not identifying themselves as male/female?
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greengravy294
05/13/17 2:54:17 AM
#59:


hes asleep but when hes awake i probably wont ask him
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MT_TRAEH
05/13/17 2:55:57 AM
#60:


greengravy294 posted...
hes asleep but when hes awake i probably wont ask him


how do you feel about it?
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GTM
05/13/17 3:23:41 AM
#61:


I'm a dillo
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kateee
05/13/17 3:27:22 AM
#62:


hello i am all of the above.
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KeyBlade999
05/13/17 4:05:32 AM
#63:


I'm bi so... That's something I guess?
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Aecioo
05/13/17 11:25:05 AM
#64:


i've received multiple messages by simply posting "message me privately"
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Skyridge87
05/13/17 11:32:58 AM
#65:


MT_TRAEH posted...
greengravy294 posted...
i will speak on behalf of my gay friend who wishes not to be named at this time


how important is marriage to people not identifying themselves as male/female?

You do realize that being gay has nothing to do with gender identity, right?
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Tom Bombadil
05/13/17 11:34:33 AM
#66:


oh
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scarletspeed7
05/13/17 11:43:18 AM
#67:


This topic is weird.

Roll a Perception check to see if I can leave the topic.

I roll an 18.

There's the exit.

Bye.
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metroid composite
05/13/17 11:48:01 AM
#68:


Hi. Spent some time in the lesbian community years ago. (Currently dating a guy, though; how scandalous of me!)
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metroid composite
05/13/17 11:55:25 AM
#69:


HanOfTheNekos posted...
All lesbians are girls, but not all girls are lesbians.
All lesbians are gay, but not all gays are lesbians.

This made me google search for "girls gays venn diagram." Weirdly nobody has made that venn diagram; I did find this, though!

https://i1.wp.com/www.tararobertson.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/lesbrarians.jpg
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metroid composite
05/13/17 12:05:07 PM
#70:


MT_TRAEH posted...
greengravy294 posted...
i will speak on behalf of my gay friend who wishes not to be named at this time


how important is marriage to people not identifying themselves as male/female?

About as important as it is to an average person I think; which is to say, some people want it, some people don't.

Legally speaking often such people can get married. Regardless of your gender identity, you will generally have one or the other gender placed on your birth certificate, which means even if gay marriage you'll have the option of marrying at least one of the genders (if not both/all). If you're lucky enough to be attracted to that gender, yipee you can get married.

In the united states currently, legal marriage is just between two consenting adults, so anyone can get married to anyone. Some countries allow people to identify their gender as non-binary. These countries also generally allow you to get married to whomever you want.
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metroid composite
05/13/17 12:21:41 PM
#71:


MT_TRAEH posted...
how did your parents raise you?

Umm...pretty normal childhood I think? WASP; Canadian; went to church regularly, but voluntarily; my parents didn't force us to go, I liked it, my sisters didn't bother much. Mom stayed at home till I was 11 or so, and then went back to teaching high school. Dad was an internationally famous Chemistry professor and frequently worked late or was out of town. I was mildly homophobic when I was young; one of my older sisters got teased and called lesbians for holding hands with one of her friends. I got teased a lot, but the school tested me and called me "gifted", so I used that as a ticket into a special program where I wouldn't be in the same school as the kids that were bullying me; it involved doing 5 grades of high school in 2 years, which I didn't necessarily want to do, but I wasn't getting bullied by the smart kids, so I stuck with it. University was also pretty nice for me. Took me a while to come out of the closet; didn't date till my mid 20s. Not really due to any fault of my parents though--they were fairly left wing, fairly accepting (usually). At least, I've had friends with much worse parental experiences. Most of what held me back was myself, and being like "no no, not me, I'm not one of them".
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MegaWentEvil
05/13/17 12:48:02 PM
#72:


Johnbobb posted...
We have a pretty proud LGGetc community here on B8


I'm asexual and aromantic, but I'd rather not answer questions here. I see my asexuality as just one more part of what I am.
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whoa
05/13/17 1:02:18 PM
#73:


MegaWentEvil posted...
Johnbobb posted...
We have a pretty proud LGGetc community here on B8


I'm asexual and aromantic, but I'd rather not answer questions here. I see my asexuality as just one more part of what I am.


a Real asexual/aromantic would Answer the stinkin g questions
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Aecioo
05/14/17 9:18:56 AM
#74:


Aecioo posted...
message me privately


i received a creepy private message based on this

just fyi
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MT_TRAEH
05/14/17 10:20:19 AM
#75:


Aecioo posted...
Aecioo posted...
message me privately


i received a creepy private message based on this

just fyi


lol
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MariaTaylor
05/14/17 10:47:17 AM
#76:


oh

so this is what that message was about

this guy just randomly messaged me the other night without prompt, btw. thanks a lot to Granzon for mentioning me in this topic I guess.
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Stevie3V
05/14/17 10:51:41 AM
#77:


MariaTaylor posted...
oh

so this is what that message was about

this guy just randomly messaged me the other night without prompt, btw. thanks a lot to Granzon for mentioning me in this topic I guess.


What the fuck am I chopped liver or something this is an outrage
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MT_TRAEH
05/14/17 11:33:02 PM
#78:


MariaTaylor posted...
oh

so this is what that message was about

this guy just randomly messaged me the other night without prompt, btw. thanks a lot to Granzon for mentioning me in this topic I guess.


thanks for participating!
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foolm0r0n
05/14/17 11:45:32 PM
#79:


oh shit

we really are in contest season
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MT_TRAEH
05/14/17 11:53:13 PM
#80:


foolm0r0n posted...
oh shit

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foolm0r0n
05/14/17 11:53:57 PM
#81:


MT are you a straight white male?

I have some questions I've been meaning to ask
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MT_TRAEH
05/14/17 11:58:10 PM
#82:


foolm0r0n posted...
MT are you a straight white male?

I have some questions I've been meaning to ask


i'm a straight male, sure go ahead
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NFUN
05/15/17 12:02:05 AM
#83:


MT_TRAEH posted...
foolm0r0n posted...
oh shit

I'm sorry
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MT_TRAEH
05/15/17 12:03:45 AM
#84:


NFUN posted...
MT_TRAEH posted...
foolm0r0n posted...
oh shit

I'm sorry


it's ok
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foolm0r0n
05/15/17 12:04:34 AM
#85:


MT_TRAEH posted...
i'm a straight male, sure go ahead

When you say the n-word among your people do you feel ANY apprehension and shame or is just a feeling of pure freedom?
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WibbleWobbleWok
05/15/17 12:05:22 AM
#86:


foolm0r0n posted...
MT_TRAEH posted...
i'm a straight male, sure go ahead

When you say the n-word among your people do you feel ANY apprehension and shame or is just a feeling of pure freedom?

"Everyone type in the chat"
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MT_TRAEH
05/15/17 12:09:11 AM
#87:


foolm0r0n posted...
MT_TRAEH posted...
i'm a straight male, sure go ahead

When you say the n-word among your people do you feel ANY apprehension and shame or is just a feeling of pure freedom?


i'm not black and my take on shaming 'words' like n-gger/jews/arabs/asian/'muricans are they are just words, the context is what matters
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foolm0r0n
05/15/17 12:11:19 AM
#88:


aw this guy's too dumb to answer a question, oh well
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MT_TRAEH
05/15/17 12:12:07 AM
#89:


foolm0r0n posted...
aw this guy's too dumb to answer a question, oh well

sure pure freedom or are you too dumb to comprehend any answer?
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scarletspeed7
05/15/17 12:13:05 AM
#90:


I think we're all too dumb to comprehend any of the strange behavior you have espoused since the start of this topic.
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MT_TRAEH
05/15/17 12:14:01 AM
#91:


scarletspeed7 posted...
I think we're all too dumb to comprehend any of the strange behavior you have espoused since the start of this topic.


i'm glad you participated
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