Poll of the Day > I got laid last night

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Erik_P
05/09/17 2:40:17 PM
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Goddamn, that sure felt good.
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Junpeiclover
05/09/17 2:42:46 PM
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tHvxNSQ9c1Hbi
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RedPixel
05/09/17 2:42:46 PM
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How much did you pay her?
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Kungfu Kenobi
05/09/17 2:44:41 PM
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RedPixel posted...
How much did you pay her?


I'm sure he welched.
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NameNotKnown
05/09/17 2:44:45 PM
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Most likely laid an egg.
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RCtheWSBC
05/09/17 2:47:24 PM
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NameNotKnown posted...
Most likely laid an egg.

On her chest?
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MarioPaint
05/09/17 2:48:05 PM
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congrats, maybe now you'll stop acting so salty
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NameNotKnown
05/09/17 2:55:41 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
NameNotKnown posted...
Most likely laid an egg.

On her chest?


Chest/pillow
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Kungfu Kenobi
05/09/17 2:57:55 PM
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MarioPaint posted...
congrats, maybe now you'll stop acting so salty


Pffft, this opens the door to all sorts of new negativity.
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Zeus
05/09/17 2:58:11 PM
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She's a single mom, so you know she puts out. >_>
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Junpeiclover
05/09/17 2:59:09 PM
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Zeus posted...
She's a single mom, so you know she puts out. >_>


yea but some single moms are smokes

ok the hispanic ones are not the rest
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OhhhJa
05/09/17 2:59:47 PM
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Maybe now you can move on from sheep with your boosted confidence
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SmokeMassTree
05/09/17 3:11:34 PM
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I remember when I lost my virginity. Glorious 16 seconds
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GAMERJET
05/09/17 3:12:20 PM
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How's that sudden burning sensation you now constantly experience?
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Smarkil
05/09/17 3:17:41 PM
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Hows it feel to lose your wizard abilities?
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GAMERJET
05/09/17 3:21:58 PM
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What are you going to name the kid?
What minimum wage jobs have you applied to support her and the kid?
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Zangrief
05/09/17 3:27:13 PM
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Did he enjoy it?
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gravy
05/09/17 3:30:44 PM
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Nice. I like lays potato chips too

FYI laid is not the right word for eating chips in the past tense

The more you know
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MICHALECOLE
05/09/17 3:31:20 PM
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That poor, poor lady
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donkeyjack
05/09/17 3:37:40 PM
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It's just sex.
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Junpeiclover
05/09/17 3:58:26 PM
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donkeyjack posted...
It's just sex.


to be fair OP is 30 and this is like his 3rd time

Let him live
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Go_Totodile
05/09/17 4:53:16 PM
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Great topic
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Erik_P
05/09/17 4:55:39 PM
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RedPixel posted...
How much did you pay her?


Nothing.


Kungfu Kenobi posted...
MarioPaint posted...
congrats, maybe now you'll stop acting so salty


Pffft, this opens the door to all sorts of new negativity.


I don't see how
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Blighboy
05/09/17 5:02:32 PM
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Congrats on ruining your friendship.
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Kungfu Kenobi
05/09/17 5:05:21 PM
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Erik_P posted...
RedPixel posted...
How much did you pay her?


Nothing.


So you admit to welching on paying her.

Erik_P posted...
Kungfu Kenobi posted...
MarioPaint posted...
congrats, maybe now you'll stop acting so salty


Pffft, this opens the door to all sorts of new negativity.


I don't see how


There's a whole galaxy of insecurities you could fall prey to.
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Erik_P
05/09/17 5:10:54 PM
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I didn't need to pay her cuz why would I?
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SpeeDLeemon
05/09/17 5:14:33 PM
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bahahahaha
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OhhhJa
05/09/17 5:19:50 PM
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Let's be real... only a cheap prostitute would be ok with going to olive garden and red lobster back to back days
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Erik_P
05/09/17 5:25:54 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
Let's be real... only a cheap prostitute would be ok with going to olive garden and red lobster back to back days


But she was the one who made those decisions, not me.
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SpeeDLeemon
05/09/17 5:26:51 PM
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did you guys hear red lobster is giving away cheddar bay biscuit lip balm?
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TES_Nut
05/09/17 5:46:19 PM
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Junpeiclover posted...
tHvxNSQ9c1Hbi

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-Komaiko54-
05/09/17 6:05:27 PM
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I can see now, just as Erik is about to finish the girl yanks him and whispers in his ear
"I didn't vote Trump"

Lmao at this topic
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I_Abibde
05/09/17 6:24:41 PM
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He has expressed his Erik P-ness.
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Erik_P
05/09/17 6:50:55 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
I can see now, just as Erik is about to finish the girl yanks him and whispers in his ear
"I didn't vote Trump"

Lmao at this topic


That's my kind of sexy talk.
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
05/09/17 8:31:23 PM
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SpeeDLeemon posted...
did you guys hear red lobster is giving away cheddar bay biscuit lip balm?

Detes? I <3 me some cheddar biscuits.
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SusanGreenEyes
05/09/17 11:20:52 PM
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i feel like I should congratulate you, but you're a grown man, so it's weird.
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