Poll of the Day > It's great that the ice cream man that drives by the bar serves oreo shakes.

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SunWuKung420
05/08/17 8:43:35 PM
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I haven't had one of these in over a year.
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Sarcasthma
05/08/17 8:53:21 PM
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That could very well be a sexual euphemism.
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SunWuKung420
05/08/17 9:12:07 PM
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Nope. Just a Mister Softee oreo shake.
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Sarcasthma
05/08/17 9:13:24 PM
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I don't want to meet this Mister Softee...
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SunWuKung420
05/08/17 9:14:13 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
I don't want to meet this Mister Softee...


He delivers a mean soft serve.
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Sarcasthma
05/08/17 9:15:03 PM
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:o
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SunWuKung420
05/08/17 9:17:44 PM
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GxGvkRt
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helIy
05/08/17 9:33:22 PM
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that logo makes me feel very uncomfortable

LmEDmaA
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LaggnFragnLarry
05/08/17 9:40:36 PM
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looks like a mr tastee rip off
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SunWuKung420
05/08/17 9:43:27 PM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
looks like a mr tastee rip off


The other way around. Mister Softee has been around since the 1950s.
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helIy
05/08/17 9:44:21 PM
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yeah, but like the oreo thing, the one brand is more popular than the other
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Mead
05/08/17 9:44:28 PM
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This is the guy that constantly berates people for their food choices
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SunWuKung420
05/08/17 9:47:11 PM
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Mead posted...
This is the guy that constantly berates people for their food choices


It's ok to have a shake every once in awhile. Also Taco Bell is crap that shouldn't even be fed to people at all.
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Mead
05/08/17 9:47:33 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Mead posted...
This is the guy that constantly berates people for their food choices


It's ok to have a shake every once in awhile. Also Taco Bell is crap that shouldn't even be fed to people at all.


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SunWuKung420
05/08/17 9:53:10 PM
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Mead posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Mead posted...
This is the guy that constantly berates people for their food choices


It's ok to have a shake every once in awhile. Also Taco Bell is crap that shouldn't even be fed to people at all.


See?


There was no berating of people for their food choices other than the decision of people to feed and make money from other people with terrible fucking food that everyone shouldn't eat.
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helIy
05/08/17 9:53:15 PM
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shut up mead. you can have this delicious frozen sugar milk product

but a taco is terrible for you
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Mead
05/08/17 9:55:05 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Mead posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Mead posted...
This is the guy that constantly berates people for their food choices


It's ok to have a shake every once in awhile. Also Taco Bell is crap that shouldn't even be fed to people at all.


See?


There was no berating of people for their food choices other than the decision of people to feed and make money from other people with terrible fucking food that everyone shouldn't eat.


This is the guy that claims to be chill and zen
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SunWuKung420
05/08/17 10:05:54 PM
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Not sure how disagreeing with the corporate food industry makes me not chill and zen. Being chill and zen doesn't require one to be without opinions.
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helIy
05/08/17 10:06:35 PM
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>disagrees with the corporate food industry

>entire topic is about eating something from the corporate food industry
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SunWuKung420
05/08/17 10:08:30 PM
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helIy posted...
>disagrees with the corporate food industry

>entire topic is about eating something from the corporate food industry


I don't consider an ice cream trunk selling delicious soft serve to be apart of the terrible food industry feeding crap like taco bell to people.
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helIy
05/08/17 10:09:20 PM
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an oreo is about the most unhealthy cookie product there is.

and you drank a whole bunch
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SkynyrdRocker
05/08/17 10:09:36 PM
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I'm finding it harder to believe sunny isn't a troll but like... We all found his wedding link.
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SunWuKung420
05/08/17 10:10:06 PM
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helIy posted...
an oreo is about the most unhealthy cookie product there is.

and you drank a whole bunch


Oh know. I had 4 Oreos. Better crucify me.
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helIy
05/08/17 10:10:11 PM
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one can still troll and get married

like me, for instance, except i'm a lovable troll
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SkynyrdRocker
05/08/17 10:11:24 PM
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helIy posted...
one can still troll and get married

like me, for instance, except i'm a lovable troll

I don't know. That's true. It just seems like he shouldn't be a real person with this ridiculousness.
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Mead
05/08/17 10:18:55 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
helIy posted...
an oreo is about the most unhealthy cookie product there is.

and you drank a whole bunch


Oh know. I had 4 Oreos. Better crucify me.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypocrisy
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helIy
05/08/17 10:19:13 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Oh know. I had 4 Oreos. Better crucify me.

four?

oh shit dude.

that's:
7.2g total fat
2g saturated fat
1g transfat
1mg cholesterol
172mg sodium
28g carbohydrates
1.2g dietary fiber
13.2g sugar
1.2g protien
20mg calcium
64.2mg potassium
213.2 calories

for four oreos.

a single taco is

180 calories

9g total fat
4g sat fat
0g trans fat
25mg cholesterol
490mg sodium
17g carbohydrates
3g dietary fiber
1g sugar
9g protein

6% vitamin a
2% vitamin c
10%calcium
10%iron

pretty much the exact same.

and that's not even taking into consideration of the stuff used besides the oreos in your milkshake, because i can't possibly know whats in that. these facts are just for four cookies.

your shake was way, way unhealthier than a fucking taco bell taco.
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Mead
05/08/17 10:20:00 PM
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"They're vegan!"
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Cacciato
05/08/17 10:20:23 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
helIy posted...
an oreo is about the most unhealthy cookie product there is.

and you drank a whole bunch


Oh know. I had 4 Oreos. Better crucify me.

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SunWuKung420
05/08/17 10:35:46 PM
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That reminds me. My fiancee bought me a pack of Oreos as a joke because they used to be my favorite cookie and she knew I probably wouldn't eat them.

I haven't even opened them. I should go buy some organic vanilla ice cream and make my own shakes!
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Super_Thug44
05/08/17 10:36:17 PM
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sunwu getting stomped on in this topic
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dragon504
05/08/17 10:36:49 PM
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Now I want some Taco Bell and a Reese's blizzard.
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SusanGreenEyes
05/08/17 10:38:26 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
helIy posted...
>disagrees with the corporate food industry

>entire topic is about eating something from the corporate food industry


I don't consider an ice cream trunk selling delicious soft serve to be apart of the terrible food industry feeding crap like taco bell to people.

If they aren't apart, then surely they must be together.
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SunWuKung420
05/08/17 10:45:16 PM
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Helly, no one eats an ice cream thinking it's healthy. Well, maybe you.

This is also the first one I've had one in over a year. How many times a month do you eat taco bell?
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Mead
05/08/17 10:53:57 PM
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Mead posted...
This is the guy that claims to be chill and zen

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helIy
05/08/17 11:00:01 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Helly, no one eats an ice cream thinking it's healthy. Well, maybe you.

you literally claimed that it was better for you than a taco.

you did that, in this topic. no one else did. you can't really deflect that away, as you are want to do.

SunWuKung420 posted...
This is also the first one I've had one in over a year. How many times a month do you eat taco bell?

i haven't drank alcohol in two years. how many beers do you drink per day?
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SkynyrdRocker
05/08/17 11:01:10 PM
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helIy posted...
i haven't drank alcohol in two years. how many beers do you drink per day?

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SunWuKung420
05/08/17 11:02:41 PM
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Anything is better than taco bell.

I haven't had a beer today. Beer also has health benefits in moderation, taco bell doesn't.
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helIy
05/08/17 11:09:14 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Beer also has health benefits in moderation

citation absolutely needed, because this literally is not true, at all lol.

whereas


SunWuKung420 posted...
taco bell doesn't.

nutritionally, taco bell will always be superior over the nutritional value of alcohol, cookies. and ice cream.

y'know, because it's food. i notice you haven't commented on that four oreos are as unhealthy as a taco, either.
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SunWuKung420
05/08/17 11:10:49 PM
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Taco Bell is barely food. It's over processed food-like substances.

http://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/features/truth-about-beer
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SusanGreenEyes
05/08/17 11:11:43 PM
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You can eat at least semi-healthy at Taco Bell:
http://www.drgourmet.com/health/fastfood/tacobell.shtml
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SkynyrdRocker
05/08/17 11:12:10 PM
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You heard it here first, folks: Sunny is always sure to not drink more than 2 beers.
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SunWuKung420
05/08/17 11:12:56 PM
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Not once have I stated my shake was healthy. I know Oreos aren't good for me. But having 4 Oreos once a year is healthier than eating taco bell weekly.
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Mead
05/08/17 11:15:06 PM
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Sunny's obituary will state that he lived 10 years longer than the national average and ate nothing but the purest lentil fart bread, so there
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SusanGreenEyes
05/08/17 11:20:02 PM
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Mead posted...
Sunny's obituary will state that he lived 10 years longer than the national average and ate nothing but the purest lentil fart bread, so there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxuwXczWQC0

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Smarkil
05/09/17 12:48:15 AM
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Lol guys so funny story

My gf played the funniest joke on me today. She bought me some of my favorite cookies even though she knew I wouldn't eat them.

She is such a card.
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Mead
05/09/17 12:48:31 AM
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Smarkil posted...
Lol guys so funny story

My gf played the funniest joke on me today. She bought me some of my favorite cookies even though she knew I wouldn't eat them.

She is such a card.


Lmao
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SusanGreenEyes
05/09/17 12:49:40 AM
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Smarkil posted...
Lol guys so funny story

My gf played the funniest joke on me today. She bought me some of my favorite cookies even though she knew I wouldn't eat them.

She is such a card.

My husband buys me snacks that I like, and then I eat them.
Isn't that special?!
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Sarcasthma
05/09/17 10:07:52 AM
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Oh man, this topic turned out great.
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