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SmokeMassTree 05/01/17 8:47:47 AM #1: |
And how do I fuck it
Matched with a cute little tinder slut that identifies as Wican. This wican is about to get a nice lickin --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 05/01/17 8:57:55 AM #2: |
In high school I became a Wiccan for like 3 weeks to impress a girl who was one
I had to make a "book of shadows", which means I had to wrap a notebook in a towel --- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead "because I like to troll" -yourDaddie ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 05/01/17 8:58:34 AM #3: |
They're into nature and shit. Just tell her you want to bang her against a tree so that you're both in tune with Gaia, the Earth Mother, when you mutually orgasm.
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Foppe 05/01/17 9:05:08 AM #4: |
Nature witch that draws the power from nature.
And never say the witch word, they will turn into rabid SJWs if they hear anybody say it. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mystere 05/01/17 9:12:59 AM #5: |
A wiccan is a social outcast who actually believes in magic.
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I_Abibde 05/01/17 9:27:06 AM #6: |
*shakes head*
A teenage girl, usually in the 1990s, who does not fully understand what a real pagan is. Source: I'm an actual pagan, so I'm ... a little salty about that whole Wicca business. --- -- I Abibde / Samuraiter Laughing at Game FAQs since 2002. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smarkil 05/01/17 9:38:20 AM #7: |
I think they're the ones on the blair witch
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Sarcasthma 05/01/17 9:40:43 AM #8: |
They make wicker furniture and stuff.
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Mead 05/01/17 9:42:18 AM #9: |
Sarcasthma posted...
They make wicker furniture and stuff. Lmao --- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead "because I like to troll" -yourDaddie ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wolfy42 05/01/17 10:15:13 AM #10: |
Just say "Do you think we can join our energies together and become one? Yes, wican!"
And your in. --- Proud member of the Arv The Great is great fan club!!! Join today by putting it in your sig. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmokeMassTree 05/01/17 10:18:55 AM #11: |
Lots of mixed answers.
How do I fuck it --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcasthma 05/01/17 10:20:16 AM #12: |
SmokeMassTree posted...
How do I fuck it First, identify its sex. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmokeMassTree 05/01/17 10:21:05 AM #13: |
Female
Do I play Harry Potter with her for foreplay? --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcasthma 05/01/17 10:22:11 AM #14: |
Yes, but make sure you're not in opposing houses.
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Mead 05/01/17 10:23:12 AM #15: |
SmokeMassTree posted...
Female Are there other types of foreplay??? --- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead "because I like to troll" -yourDaddie ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmokeMassTree 05/01/17 11:24:42 AM #16: |
Sarcasthma posted...
Yes, but make sure you're not in opposing houses. Well I mean, normally I'm in the same house with someone I'm having sex with. I'm not into window play. --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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InfernalFive 05/01/17 11:26:02 AM #17: |
SmokeMassTree posted...
Sarcasthma posted...Yes, but make sure you're not in opposing houses. I chuckled. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmokeMassTree 05/01/17 11:31:06 AM #18: |
I went with the Wiccan lickin line. Let's see how it plays out.
I'm breaking my own rule of not tindering before 8 --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GameReviews 05/01/17 11:34:26 AM #19: |
Youre probably better off not, especially given the big selection on Tinder. I've known some "wiccans" and they're all insane.
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SmokeMassTree 05/01/17 11:35:04 AM #20: |
Insane is good for hookups tho bro.
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GameReviews 05/01/17 11:38:40 AM #21: |
SmokeMassTree posted...
Insane is good for hookups tho bro. Wiccans are not the good kind of insane. They're the kind of insane that would try and chop your dick off. --- I don't actually review games, unfortunately. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 05/01/17 11:48:12 AM #22: |
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They're the kind of insane that would try and chop your dick off. do as though wilt, lest ye harm none chopping off a dick goes against the wiccan code ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DDirtyDastard 05/01/17 11:55:08 AM #23: |
I got cursed by a Wiccan chick in high school. At 32 I've seriously been unable to have a relationship with a woman who isn't Wiccan.
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FinalXemnas 05/01/17 11:58:01 AM #24: |
Reminds me of Scooby Doo & The Witch's Ghost.
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GameReviews 05/01/17 12:00:30 PM #25: |
Zikten posted...
GameReviews posted...They're the kind of insane that would try and chop your dick off. DDirtyDastard posted... I got cursed by a Wiccan chick in high school. At 32 I've seriously been unable to have a relationship with a woman who isn't Wiccan. These two statements would seem to contradict. --- I don't actually review games, unfortunately. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jarsky2 05/01/17 12:11:41 PM #26: |
A member of a religion called Wicca. It's based in pagan beliefs and is a pretty chill religion overall. Some Wiccans refer to themselves as witches or witch practitioners but nothing they do is really any wierder than what any religious person does.
She won't try and convert you or do anything wierd, so don't worry about that. That said, this goes out the window if she's a Wiccan for the sake of being edgy. Then expect hours of talk about rituals and how she has a book bound in human skin (even though in Wicca doing harm to other people is literally the only sin). For the record, not wiccan myself, just someone who likes to learn about different religions. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GameReviews 05/01/17 12:31:53 PM #27: |
Jarsky2 posted...
A member of a religion called Wicca. It's based in pagan beliefs and is a pretty chill religion overall. Some Wiccans refer to themselves as witches or witch practitioners but nothing they do is really any wierder than what any religious person does. This has been every self identified Wiccan I've know. Which is only 3 people but still. --- I don't actually review games, unfortunately. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmokeMassTree 05/01/17 12:51:39 PM #28: |
DDirtyDastard posted...
I got cursed by a Wiccan chick in high school. At 32 I've seriously been unable to have a relationship with a woman who isn't Wiccan. What am I in for here? --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lil_Bit83 05/01/17 1:14:50 PM #29: |
You guys are acting like incredibly rude and immature middle schoolers. I'd be surprised if women didn't laugh at you or slap you if that's how you treat them. If your that desperate to get laid then go buy a blow up doll.
Wicca is a diverse set of religious beliefs, a modern form of ancient Paganism, believing in multiple deities, or that all deities are the different names of a creator God and Goddess. They honor the spirit and deities within nature. It's no more or less weird then other religious beliefs. --- I'm a chick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CacciatoPart2 05/01/17 1:18:56 PM #30: |
Lil_Bit83 posted...
You guys are acting like incredibly rude and immature middle schoolers. I'd be surprised if women didn't laugh at you or slap you if that's how you treat them. If your that desperate to get laid then go buy a blow up doll. Oh stop whining ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lil_Bit83 05/01/17 1:22:48 PM #31: |
CacciatoPart2 posted...
Lil_Bit83 posted...You guys are acting like incredibly rude and immature middle schoolers. I'd be surprised if women didn't laugh at you or slap you if that's how you treat them. If your that desperate to get laid then go buy a blow up doll. No --- I'm a chick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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InfernalFive 05/01/17 1:23:53 PM #32: |
Lil_Bit83 posted...
You guys are acting like incredibly rude and immature middle schoolers. I'd be surprised if women didn't laugh at you or slap you if that's how you treat them. If your that desperate to get laid then go buy a blow up doll. hahaha what the fuck am I reading??? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mystere 05/01/17 1:46:53 PM #33: |
Magic isn't real. Grow up, people.
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pionear 05/01/17 2:38:41 PM #34: |
Wicca = Voodoo for White/European people.
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SmokeMassTree 05/01/17 3:08:54 PM #35: |
InfernalFive posted...
Lil_Bit83 posted...You guys are acting like incredibly rude and immature middle schoolers. I'd be surprised if women didn't laugh at you or slap you if that's how you treat them. If your that desperate to get laid then go buy a blow up doll. A virgin's first visit to POTd --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smarkil 05/01/17 3:27:34 PM #36: |
Jarsky2 posted...
A member of a religion called Wicca. It's based in pagan beliefs and is a pretty chill religion overall. Some Wiccans refer to themselves as witches or witch practitioners but nothing they do is really any wierder than what any religious person does. lol wtf --- I find myself identifying strongly with Hitler - Blighboy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SusanGreenEyes 05/01/17 11:32:02 PM #37: |
http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Wiccan
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SusanGreenEyes 05/01/17 11:33:07 PM #38: |
SmokeMassTree posted...
I went with the Wiccan lickin line. Let's see how it plays out. Dr Seuss is not hot. Stop it. --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fierce_Deity_08 05/01/17 11:57:00 PM #39: |
As a Wiccan, I sometimes call myself a "tree hugging dirt worshipper". But that's mainly because I grew up in the country and like playing with toads.
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CacciatoPart2 05/02/17 12:11:04 AM #40: |
Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
As a Wiccan, I sometimes call myself a "tree hugging dirt worshipper". But that's mainly because I grew up in the country and like playing with toads. Lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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