Poll of the Day > So it turns out the lady I'm interested in is a stripper

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Erik_P
04/25/17 8:06:19 AM
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She told me she was going to Wisconsin for the weekend and I told her I would come with if she was interested.

She said yea, that would be fun. She paused and then asked if I knew she was a stripper. I said I did now and that it didn't matter to me.

So I went to Wisconsin with her to some strip club that had an amateur night, and watched her and her friend dance.

Her ass was so nice I almost cried.
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RCtheWSBC
04/25/17 8:24:13 AM
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Oh dear
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Sensual_T_Rex
04/25/17 8:33:11 AM
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Isn't this the one where Mario wakes up at the end and it turns out the entire game was a dream.
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Far-Queue
04/25/17 8:35:55 AM
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I dated a stripper years back. They get a bad rap. They're not all whores and drug addicts. Plenty of them are otherwise "normal" girls. They just dance naked for a living. The girl I dated went to college and works as a personal trainer now.

Congrats on the fab ass :)
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thecolorgreen
04/25/17 8:38:33 AM
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Zangulus posted...
So you accompanied a sex worker the a show, she did that show knowing full well you were there, and you didn't get sex?

I didn't know it was possible to be friendzoned by a stripper. Amazing.


my college roommate was a stripper. All her coworkers friendzoned me :(
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SmokeMassTree
04/25/17 9:02:45 AM
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...And then trump came and grabbed her pussy

You're slipping Erik
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Junpeiclover
04/25/17 9:10:23 AM
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Erik_P posted...
She said yea, that would be fun. She paused and then asked if I knew she was a stripper. I said I did now and that it didn't matter to me.



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Tropic_Sunset
04/25/17 9:22:03 AM
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Junpeiclover posted...
Erik_P posted...
She said yea, that would be fun. She paused and then asked if I knew she was a stripper. I said I did now and that it didn't matter to me.



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Erik_P posted...
#welchingalldayerrday

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Erik_P
04/25/17 9:37:51 AM
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Zangulus posted...
So you accompanied a sex worker the a show, she did that show knowing full well you were there, and you didn't get sex?

I didn't know it was possible to be friendzoned by a stripper. Amazing.


I did get a lap dance. I was too damn tired by that point to get laid.
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Erik_P
04/25/17 9:39:01 AM
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Junpeiclover posted...
Erik_P posted...
She said yea, that would be fun. She paused and then asked if I knew she was a stripper. I said I did now and that it didn't matter to me.



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What?
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Junpeiclover
04/25/17 9:40:22 AM
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Erik_P posted...
What?

Erik_P posted...
I did get a lap dance. I was too damn tired by that point to get laid.


for fuck's sake you make this too easy for me
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TheCyborgNinja
04/25/17 9:41:15 AM
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Did she vote for Trump?
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Erik_P
04/25/17 9:43:01 AM
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Junpeiclover posted...
Erik_P posted...
What?

Erik_P posted...
I did get a lap dance. I was too damn tired by that point to get laid.


for fuck's sake you make this too easy for me


That doesn't answer the point of the Captain Obvious gif from earlier.


TheCyborgNinja posted...
Did she vote for Trump?


I don't care who she voted for.
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GameLord113
04/25/17 9:47:43 AM
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Erik_P posted...
I don't care who she voted for.

That seems hypocritical when you won't even see your sister.
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RCtheWSBC
04/25/17 9:48:28 AM
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I want to know how old she is
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Shaneariffic
04/25/17 10:03:04 AM
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Are you into her for something srs or a bang/fwb?

I couldn't date a stripper/sex worker. I'd get jealous of them sharing that intimacy with others
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Zareth
04/25/17 11:07:59 AM
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Erik_P posted...
I don't care who she voted for.

Yes you fucking do you liar.
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Smarkil
04/25/17 11:17:27 AM
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Erik_P posted...

I don't care who she voted for.


Lmao yes you fucking do
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RedPixel
04/25/17 12:10:53 PM
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Erik_P posted...
I told her I would come with if she was interested

Who actually does this?
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Junpeiclover
04/25/17 12:17:43 PM
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RedPixel posted...
Who actually does this?


people who don't know how to get ass when it's literally in their face shouting "spank me"
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Erik_P
04/25/17 12:32:55 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
I want to know how old she is


23; she's 10 years younger than me.

Shaneariffic posted...
Are you into her for something srs or a bang/fwb?

I couldn't date a stripper/sex worker. I'd get jealous of them sharing that intimacy with others


I'm into her because she's got a nice personality, easy to talk to and she's cute. None of that changes just because I found out she takes her clothes off for cash. Currently we're just friends but that could change, who knows.
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Smarkil
04/25/17 12:40:39 PM
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Junpeiclover posted...

people who don't know how to get ass when it's literally in their face shouting "spank me"


Wouldn't it sound more like...

"BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP"
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Go_Totodile
04/25/17 12:49:09 PM
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So it turns out this didn't happen.
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Junpeiclover
04/25/17 12:50:59 PM
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Go_Totodile posted...
So it turns out this didn't happen.


i don't know how you can say that when this is exactly what would happen if it did happen

/kappa
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Erik_P
04/25/17 12:51:13 PM
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RedPixel posted...
Erik_P posted...
I told her I would come with if she was interested

Who actually does this?


I didn't quite say it like that; paraphrasing it because this happened 4 days ago.
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J_Dawg983
04/25/17 12:58:53 PM
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Zareth posted...
Erik_P posted...
I don't care who she voted for.

Yes you fucking do you liar.

Lol Eric will end up dating her and do this big turn to being ultra pro trump after.
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Go_Totodile
04/25/17 1:05:23 PM
#30:


Eric_P topic next month:

Fuck I love Trump! He can do no wrong!!
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wolfy42
04/25/17 1:07:41 PM
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I wouldn't have probably dating a stripper if she didn't sleep with any of the customers etc. Never really checked out strip clubs though (went to like 2 with friends eons ago), so not sure if most strippers sleep with the customers or not.
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Junpeiclover
04/25/17 1:13:43 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
so not sure if most strippers sleep with the customers or not.


not the good ones, ironically
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ZiggiStardust
04/25/17 1:15:06 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
I wouldn't have probably dating a stripper if she didn't sleep with any of the customers etc. Never really checked out strip clubs though (went to like 2 with friends eons ago), so not sure if most strippers sleep with the customers or not.

back in the day, at the strip club near my college, it was widely known (but not advertised, obvs) if you paid enough you could have sex with any of the women working.

i'd guess the same about most strip clubs, tbh, ok?
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wolfy42
04/25/17 1:17:30 PM
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ZiggiStardust posted...
wolfy42 posted...
I wouldn't have probably dating a stripper if she didn't sleep with any of the customers etc. Never really checked out strip clubs though (went to like 2 with friends eons ago), so not sure if most strippers sleep with the customers or not.

back in the day, at the strip club near my college, it was widely known (but not advertised, obvs) if you paid enough you could have sex with any of the women working.

i'd guess the same about most strip clubs, tbh, ok?



Yeah, I hate to judge people without really knowing them though, and I don't really think there is anything wrong with prostitution (I just wouldn't want to date/sleep with someone who was sleeping with tons of other people).

I think I'd avoid the entire situation though, which is pretty horrible for strippers if most guys feel that way:(
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thanosibe
04/25/17 1:32:32 PM
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Zangulus posted...
GameLord113 posted...
Erik_P posted...
I don't care who she voted for.

That seems hypocritical when you won't even see your sister.


His sister won't let him lick her ass like an apple fritter.
Fucking god that made me throw up in my mouth a little.
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FourthDimension
04/25/17 1:43:08 PM
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Erik_P posted...
Her ass was so nice I almost cried.

i cry when I get a boner too
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Erik_P
04/25/17 2:29:44 PM
#38:


thanosibe posted...
Zangulus posted...
GameLord113 posted...
Erik_P posted...
I don't care who she voted for.

That seems hypocritical when you won't even see your sister.


His sister won't let him lick her ass like an apple fritter.
Fucking god that made me throw up in my mouth a little.


What? That was so funny I couldn't stop laughing and I got weird looks from my coworkers.
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thanosibe
04/25/17 4:30:30 PM
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Erik_P posted...
thanosibe posted...
Zangulus posted...
GameLord113 posted...
Erik_P posted...
I don't care who she voted for.

That seems hypocritical when you won't even see your sister.


His sister won't let him lick her ass like an apple fritter.
Fucking god that made me throw up in my mouth a little.


What? That was so funny I couldn't stop laughing and I got weird looks from my coworkers.
Apple fritters are disgusting.
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Muffinz0rz
04/25/17 5:17:52 PM
#40:


Nothing wrong with dating a stripper, but if the dates you go on are only at the club when/where she's working, then you're being played for cash.
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Jiggy101011
04/25/17 5:37:51 PM
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Wait you invited yourself?
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Erik_P
04/25/17 5:47:25 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Nothing wrong with dating a stripper, but if the dates you go on are only at the club when/where she's working, then you're being played for cash.


Well, she told me what she was doing and she checked to make sure I was ok with what we would be doing so I'm not too concerned with her taking advantage.
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Lil69Leo
04/25/17 5:54:20 PM
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Toooooooollllllll
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MrMelodramatic
04/25/17 5:56:41 PM
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Jiggy101011 posted...
Wait you invited yourself?

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Lil69Leo
04/25/17 5:57:18 PM
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This story is bullshit for a few reasons.

No one travels to a different state for a girl.

Says their ass made them cry.

And then didn't get laid because baby was too tired.

No straight guy that is.
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RCtheWSBC
04/25/17 5:59:42 PM
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Lil69Leo posted...
No one travels to a different state for a girl.

??? that's inaccurate af.

The fact that he invited himself to the trip is odd.
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Erik_P
04/25/17 6:00:59 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Jiggy101011 posted...
Wait you invited yourself?


I don't know how both of you came to this conclusion.

Lil69Leo posted...
This story is bullshit for a few reasons.

No one travels to a different state for a girl.

Says their ass made them cry.

And then didn't get laid because baby was too tired.

No straight guy that is.


"Nobody goes to a different state for a girl"

Do you even have any friends?

Also, I never said her ass made me cry; I said it almost made me cry and I wasn't being literal. It was to point out how nice it was.
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LaggnFragnLarry
04/25/17 6:02:18 PM
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pics of ass
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Lil69Leo
04/25/17 6:02:34 PM
#49:


Yep and I wouldn't travel to a different state for them. Still a liar.
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RCtheWSBC
04/25/17 6:03:18 PM
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Erik_P posted...
I don't know how both of you came to this conclusion.

It's how you said it in OP. Like you didn't ask if she wanted a travel companion, you told her you'd travel with her. That, and the amount of time y'all have been talking to each other, comes off as iffy.
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