Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-65: clever rumble/mania hype title

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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/74961284/872742505

(Not Ruin)
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Well then I will not wait for Ruin. I will make my announcement now.

Yes, I will also accept Eddv's Challenge. It will certainly add some more drama to the match, and its the least I can do since I have been MIA lately.

That said. If this is to potentially be the last defense of the MM title, it can't just be a regular match.

I challenge Eaed and Eddv to a 3 Stages of FUN match!

3 competitors. 3 Stipulations. One chosen by each of us, then put into a randomized order so we don't know which will be first until the match is posted.
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I have no objections to eddv defending the tag titles against Mercs United if he can find a partner.

My honest view is that eddv being added to the Maniac/eaed match is messy and not at all neat booking.
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I was under the impression that eddv already picked @Whiskey_Nick as his partner

And also under the impression eaed was to post ruin
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I'll start working on it right now if no one else is.
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TheSultanOfSlam posted...

I was under the impression that eddv already picked @Whiskey_Nick as his partner

That was vetoed by xiii, presumably because Nick is also already booked
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Tom Bombadil posted...

TheSultanOfSlam posted...

I was under the impression that eddv already picked @Whiskey_Nick as his partner

That was vetoed by xiii, presumably because Nick is also already booked

Ahh okay
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DpObliVion posted...

I'll start working on it right now if no one else is.

Go for it Dp
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/74973605

(This time it's Ruin)
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If we are trying to avoid double booking I am happy with it staying Eaed vs me. Though my Challenge of 3 Stages of FUN still stands. It would just mean one random stip.
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I am the tag team champions!
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Maniac and I will put on one hell of a show.
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SATURDAY NIGHT RUIN RESULTS

Dp/Wigs - 5
Broken Raven/Eddv - 6
The flock picks up a win here, but Wigs didn't show. #BlameWigs

Tom/Boko - 2
CPU/Solio - 7
Mercs United recently drew against the champs, but CPU and Solio defeat them impressively here. Do we have more double booking mayhem on our hands?

Apollo - 3
david - 3
Sultan - 5
Another close battle between Apollo and david, and Sultan takes advantage.

eaed - 4
Maniac - 6
Stevie - 0
Nick - 1
The MELEE MAYHEM champ wins the Fatal Fourway.

XIII - 3
Stifled - 8
Stifled with wins now over Nick and XIII individually, but will Shad be fighting fit to take on Whiskey on the Rocks?

GTM - 8
prof - 2
GTM with a dominant victory over prof, which means...something.
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Alright we gotta get three shows done by next Saturday night.

Tom, you're up.
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C-P-U! And So-li-o!
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Yeh do know ya responsible for da team name roight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGUtRHc3d7s

Also how be this for a theme song?
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That song is fun! I like it!

Naturally, our team should be called <fun!.exe>

That should be fun for the card bookers when they try to put it on a card with HTML tags!
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bam
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/74978721
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hey
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Man it's good to be tag champion.

*shines his belts*
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Someone basically needs to just copy paste results from the card i tallyed cant do write up
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Eddv 7
Dp 6
Not a great look for the champ!

Raven 8
Wigs 5
On the other hand, Raven is raring to go!

Stevie 01
Nick 2X
A homerun wasn't enough for the comeback to happen. Nick finally gets his mojo going!

Solio 11
Luster 2
something something popplio joke

Gtm 8
Nee 4
Prof 1
AND GTM showed up!

Tom 7
Cpu 6
I AM A CREDIBLE THREAT RAWR

...Also, Maniac chose the Shopping Cart Match.
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Thanks Luster for a very fun match!
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was it really gtm?
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So based on my research there is only one member of the 'active' roster that I see 0 plans placed for I Sir. Cobain.
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Just so it is available after Combat closes.

muddersmilk posted...

I am here on COMBAT! to announce my choice for match type.

This is the perfect opportunity to bring back one of my favorite stipulations that I created. One that has not been seen in the UCA for a long time.

For our Fun-filled match I select a SHOPPING CART MATCH!


A quick reminder of what that means. We each get to pre-select a shopping cart full of weapons to bring and use in the match. Choices must be made and sent to XIII at least 24-hours before the event for approval, otherwise he will select them himself. When its time for the match XIII will reveal what each of us has brought and the voters will vote to decide which of us would win our weapon based battle.

You can bring anything you want but size does matter. For this match lets go with 4 "spaces" in the cart to make it simple.
Small weapon = 1 space. Examples = Brass Knuckles, Kendo Stick, 6 pack of beer
Medium weapon = 2 spaces. Examples = Steel Chair, garbage can, microwave
Large Weapon = 4 spaces. Examples = Ladder, Vending Machine, Statue of XIII.

Also after the last time this happened I am adding one final rule. None of the weapons can be alive. No live animals or other people.

Sounds like fun right!

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so
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I'll try and post Ruin tomorrow. 12 hours or so.

@eaedwards6400 - your items?
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I have PM'd my items to XIII already. Of course I had thought up what I was picking before I even posted my choie...
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I will send you my items tonight and I will announce my match on RUIN.
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The 11th hour is here, as we are close to the Ninth Edition of the Most E-Popular of Manias. The Oblivion has stumbled against Young Eddvard recently, while The Broken Raven has reigned triumphant over the Wiggum.

D.P. talks about how he has a lot to fight for; the UCAniverse watched two years ago as his dreams of winning the main event at the Seventh Edition of Electric Pop Mania were dashed by a mere mortal bear. However, The Broken Raven has a lot to fight for as well. Neither he nor Zero Signal, otherwise known as the impostor who stole The Raven's body and used it for four years, have defeated the Oblivion in one-on-one competition. The Whole Raven and the Oblivion were even a tag team for a short period of time, but when things imploded courtesy of Brother James, it was never meant to be.

The spirit of the Raven watched in his coma as Zero Signal would come up short in different things upon his return in 2015, but the ones that sting the most were Zero Signal being unable to defeat the Oblivion in an Iron Man match, as well as being unable to defeat the Oblivion AND the Sultan in a triple threat match at the King of the Board. The Broken Raven never needed to wrestle at King of the Board, because I know that I don't need to be King of the Board to achieve glory, I am already King of the World.

And that world is tarnished. People see the corruption, the protests, the lies, the deceit, and the wars that cover the earth today. D.P. Oblivion wants to be the light in the darkness, but as we've observed in recent years, no light can overtake the darkness that has consumed this world. The UCA doesn't need a hero to save us from ruin... it needs a entity to help embrace the ruin.

Which is why I shall cast Oblivion into exile at the Most E-Popular of Manias and claim the ultimate prize for myself: the Undisputed Championship around my waist as I return to the throne to rule upon the Broken World.

hey eddv I'd like to reform gym bros. if that's cool with u plz and thx
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also if I'm rejoining, can I be listed as Machete instead of Caelus? Been maining this account for long enough and it's been long enough since I buried that one.
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Tom Bombadil posted...

Eddv 7
Dp 6
Not a great look for the champ!

EVERYONE knows this is how it would go in a fair match.

Every single time the Broken Flock will rise above the chaff and the wheat and the cream at the top.

We are above it all. Because we know that there is no higher purpose. That there is no goal here besides the only one that matters. We may be obsolete - but we know it and we have evolved. I have evolved.

Mercs broke me. Brother Machete here was once a worthless gym rat I had to carry and now he is back, shedding his slave name to be reborn as Macheteguy.

You know who Mercs also broke, but who clings to the idea that it didn't? Tom.

Tom sits there and he calls himself Mercs United with Boko like he's f***ing clever. like getting his ass kicked in the playoffs TWICE did not break him.

And so at epopmania I will show Boko and Tom just how useless they are. To show them how broken they are, so that they might see the truth that Broken Raven and I embody. Where we will swallow the entire UCA into the void with us.
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You're dang right I got my ass kicked twice in the playoffs. Got it kicked going for the belt at the Rumble, too! Long ways from broken, though, and what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. If you think I am the same ol' easily swept aside Tom, you've got a nasty surprise coming your way, especially if all you can scrape up for a partner is cult rapping sensation Michete!
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hey now I was never worthless, nor a slave, nor known as Machete in this association. As for the "guy" in my username, that can be ignored. It's just a figure of speech. I'm not surprised that you mortals and your non-transcendant perceptions would cling to trivial things such as your various assortment of genders. I take a far more diverse array of forms. It just so happened that I chose to take the form of a guy with a bunch of machetes, which I did before there was an actual well-known person associated with machetes due to a movie franchise that was not a thing when I first established this form... so yeah, ImTheMacheteGuy is just a figure of speech associated with this form. Other forms of mine are also figures of speech, such as FigureOfSpeech, which unlike ImTheMacheteGuy, DOES qualify for an adjustment in nomenclature as part of the site's 10 year policy thing. I just haven't gotten around to choosing a new name because that's basically mortal business and I've recently been too busy with transcendant s*** that you mortals wouldn't understand.

And what is this "Michete" rap human you speak of, Mr. Ombad? The only "Michete" I've heard of was a fading solar entity that had to be extinguished in order for the Glargitrongs to colonize the Sleeebnerblslb Nebula in dimension 9EA327B8FF089C6CDD711A. I had one of my random God-Slaves help them out. Scree told me about that particular Michete, but I wasn't really paying attention so I don't think raps had anything to do with it.

Anyway, I digress. Ed, be respectful of me or I'll turn your penis into a Scroggtilvlargn. You don't want that. It's a creature that is sort of like a giant version of your "Earth spider" combined with a bunch of snakes, a narwhal and a tornado, but in a state induced by a combination of lots of LSD and complications due to incephalitis... so just imagine that but spewing over 9000 degrees farenheit white fire in every direction. That's what your dick could be if you fall short on respect...

As for Tom? More like tomb... because that's the sort of location you'll randomly wake up in if you keep talking s*** ;) SPOILERS FOR IF THAT HAPPENS: I'll leave all kinds of puzzles with you to help you figure out how to escape, but they won't all be helpful and there won't necessarily even BE a way to escape... but even if I told you there is no escape at all, you would keep trying, right? You wouldn't just give up... I'd even throw in a bunch of food and water rations to give you hope... but would that hope be false or just maybe false? Not even the audience at home watching my reality TV show would know, because that's the whole point. It's not about whether you escape or die trying. It's about leaving you and everyone else guessing as to what the level of futility is in regard to your attempts to escape/survive...

so yeah, I guess this means I am participating in a thing here.
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Rejoice, UCA, as your favourite superstar, Mr. Money in the Bank himself, is here to remind you that we are mere days away from my official coronation as the Money in the Bank winner and your future Undisputed Champion.

Let's not get too ahead of ourselves just yet, though. For now, I am here to conquer that ladder, just as I conquered your glorious King in our last 1 on 1 match. With Strife now firmly entrenched in a battle with Sultan, Apollo will be forced to stand up for himself for the first time in a very long time, and as we all know, Strife was the crutch that held his majesty up.

Enough about your future Money in the Bank runner up, though, as there are apparently others in the match who will be unfortunate enough to feel the wrath of your favourite superstar.

Now, according to what I'm reading, your favourite superstar and your King will be joined by Stevie, CPU, Wigs, and [Open Spot]. All tough competitors, especially that last guy, but nothing Mr. Money in the Bank himself can't easily handle.

Get used to seeing me with that briefcase, UCA, because after I present you with an enjoyable show, all of your dreams will become my reality.
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[open spot] is gonna be the next big star that kid's got moxie
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Tom Bombadil posted...

[open spot] is gonna be the next big star that kid's got moxie

Your favourite superstar is always prepared, and has already begun watching the game tape on him.
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Ruin is almost ready but I am trying to get confirmation from XIII on one point
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Woo!
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Ruin Hype
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took me longer than I had hoped
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/74995832
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Final card!

XIII_rocks posted...

DP vs. Zsig
WotR vs EoS
Maniac vs eaed 3 stages of hell unification match
Apollo vs David vs Cobain vs CPU vs Stevie vs Wigs - MitB and Taybles
Eddv and Caelus vs Tom and Boko for the tag titles
Strife vs Sultan
Solio vs GTM vs Nee vs gravy vs prof vs. MYSTERY! - LW 6-pack challenge

(@Tom_Bombadil the Combat four way should now be GTM/Nee/gravy/prof)

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I should be able to keep us on schedule for mania but it would help me out a lot if somebody could count results asap when ruin ends
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*After Ruin ends, Sultan is seen walking back to his limousine in the parking garage. From behind, Strife attacks him in the back with a steel pipe. As Sultan stumbles in pain, Strife quickly wraps the pipe around Sultan’s neck, strangling him*

Wrestling god, are you? Look around. This isn’t a wrestling ring. Welcome to MY world.

*Strife kicks Sultan forward, forcing him into the side of the limo. Strife strikes him in the ribs with the pipe, before kneeing him in the face. He grabs Sultan’s face, ramming it into one of the windows. Strife drags him from the side to the front of the car, smashing more of the limo along the way. Sultan’s hands and face are cut up from the attacks, and he gets draped over the hood. Strife picks him up, heaving him onto the windshield.

Sultan attempts to stand, clawing his way towards the back. Strife climbs up, dragging him up by the hair. He jumps and delivers a Diamond Cutter, slamming Sultan’s bloody body onto the entire roof of the limousine. Strife jumps off the mangled car, and escapes before security and trainers rush to Sultan’s aid.*
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I guess I don't strictly need results to post combat this particular time
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75000288
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Friday Ruin Results

Raven/Stifled - 7
Dp/XIII - 7
Nice, even matchup to build hype for Epopmania. XIII and I had had some unwanted results recently, so this is positive to see.

Apollo/Stevie/CPU - 7
Sultan/David/Wigs - 7
Wow, another big tie. Such hype!

Maniac - 5
eaed - 4
Solio - 5
Nearly a three-way tie! The only result we have so far is that eaed loses a close one. Solio looks strong as the LW champ.

eddv - 7
Tom - 7
Okay, this is starting to get ridiculous....

Machete - 11
Boko - 3
Someone won a match! Machete picks up the big win as he joins the Flock.

Cobain - 6
gravy - 5
Wins are boring.
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I'll do the rest of the Combat results in a sec, but gravy won so he can win the LW title on a tie at Mania, and prof lost so he'll face Luster on the pre-show, which will be up in five minutes. It'll last six hours, there'll be an hour-break, and then Mania itself will go up in just over seven hours from now (I think 10 EST).
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Hype!

Especially because your favourite superstar, Mr. Money in the Bank himself, will be making his Mania debut, meaning that it will clearly be an enjoyable show.
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