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XIII_rocks
07/11/12 8:48:00 AM
#351:


MY NEW TITANTRON IN CASE YOU PEONS MISSED IT


Yes.

And shut up, eaed.

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TheCapisBack
07/11/12 9:03:00 AM
#352:


Haguile posted...
...Alright I want answers and I want them now. WHO stole the Luchador Potter costume?


I think it was GTM.

He was so afraid of being friends with you, he literally BECAME you to avoid it.

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muddersmilk
07/11/12 12:37:00 PM
#353:


Haguile posted...
...Alright I want answers and I want them now. WHO stole the Luchador Potter costume?


<_<

It was definitely not me. Just because I knew where a spare LP mask was thanks to my job as EVPTR. Or because he showed up shortly after I finished trying to get permission to change my vote and left before I came back to verify Rad Link's signature. Or because it would be really fun and CHAOTIC to run down to the ring in my underwear and a Luchadore mask, and then pretend to be your alt while beating you up. Or because it would give me a something to laugh about when XIII tried to ignore what was happening right in front of him.

Nope, there is definitely no way it was me.

>_>

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TheCapisBack
07/11/12 12:57:00 PM
#354:


muddersmilk posted...
Haguile posted...
...Alright I want answers and I want them now. WHO stole the Luchador Potter costume?


<_<

It was definitely not me. Just because I knew where a spare LP mask was thanks to my job as EVPTR. Or because he showed up shortly after I finished trying to get permission to change my vote and left before I came back to verify Rad Link's signature. Or because it would be really fun and CHAOTIC to run down to the ring in my underwear and a Luchadore mask, and then pretend to be your alt while beating you up. Or because it would give me a something to laugh about when XIII tried to ignore what was happening right in front of him.

Nope, there is definitely no way it was me.

>_>


Well now I dont know WHAT to believe!

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XIII_rocks
07/11/12 1:01:00 PM
#355:


Stop being such an attention seeking p**** Maniac. It was Haguile, he's alt voting, nobody sane believes you.

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eaedwards6400
07/11/12 1:04:00 PM
#356:


From: XIII_rocks | #355
Stop being such an attention seeking p**** Maniac. It was Haguile, he's alt voting, nobody sane believes you.


Alt voting against himself? Now here is the real genius!

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muddersmilk
07/11/12 1:06:00 PM
#357:


nobody sane believes you.

That leaves plenty of people in this company. Myself and Haguile included.

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XIII_rocks
07/11/12 1:06:00 PM
#358:


Ruin results.

Warning_Crazy beat eaed, KP, Ayvuir, ExTha, CrimsonOcean and foolmoron in a battle royal.
Warning_Crazy is the new LW Champion
Suck it eaed. SUCK IT EAED.

Nick 6-10 JONA
Hahahahahahahahaha.

Haguile 12-2 Potter
Oh look Haguile beat himself nobody cares.

KCF/Caelus 12-3 Nio/PUN
What total wastes of time Nio and PUN are.

XIII def. ZeroSig in a tables match
XIII_rocks is the new master of tables
lol XFL. Screw you.

Swirl 5-10 DP
ugh swirl

War 10-5 Sess
ugh Sess

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XIII_rocks
07/11/12 1:37:00 PM
#359:




It's time for XIII DICTATES.

In this edition I would like to establish two title matches.

One, as promised, is this week's MW title match on Eruption. KCF will defend against Caelus.

After the close ending of the battle royal, I would like to announce that at Summer Spectacular, the new LW Champion Warning_Crazy will defend against...KamikazePotato. Yes, Ayvuir finished second but AHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT AYV.

So at Summer Spectacular... KP vs. WC.



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GaryOak151
07/11/12 2:52:00 PM
#360:


From: XIII_rocks | #357
Ruin results.

Warning_Crazy beat eaed, KP, Ayvuir, ExTha, CrimsonOcean and foolmoron in a battle royal.
Warning_Crazy is the new LW Champion



I did it.... I did it! After all these months of hard work, toiling in the trenches, i've accomplished something. I will defend this title with every ounce of breath i have.

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Achromatic
07/11/12 4:53:00 PM
#361:


*backstage, Chris is on the phone.*

"Hey Drak, did you hear the great news? Your suspension has been lifted! We got a tag team title shot, you've got to get your ass over here man. XIII and Nick are divided, we can take them out."

*Chris listens intently.*

"Yeah man I know it was dirty how 13 treated you. That's why we've got to get revenge for you. This is what I set out to do all along, to expose Nick and XIII for what they are. We can win these titles and break their spirit."

*Chris frowns as Drak gives his response*

"Yeah I know you didn't sign up for taking on one of the GMs... Yeah Drak I know that was my crusade. I know it really put your career in jeopardy when you got suspended. Yeah I know the kids had to go hungry for a bit but-"

*Chris stops talking as a pained expression comes over his face*

"Can I change your mind? We've been partners for so long... No, I understand. Family comes first, you don't want to cross XIII again. I understand, I'll talk to you later Drak."

*Chris looks down at his phone before throwing it violently against the wall and screaming loudly to himself, messing up his locker room.*

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Whiskey_Nick
07/11/12 5:02:00 PM
#362:


*walks into Chris' locker room wearing a crown with his MOST DOMINANT LONGEST REIGN EVER tag belt over his shoulder*

Tough break Chris, better luck next time.

*leaves Chris' locker room laughing maniacally*

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Maniac64
07/11/12 5:04:00 PM
#363:


Congratulations on the big win WC!

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XIII_rocks
07/11/12 5:06:00 PM
#364:


*walks in after Nick*

Bahahahahahahaha. Man, I haven't had much to enjoy the last couple of days but this, Chris, this is the best. No partner? All alone? How sad.

I believe that means tonight's title match is cancelled. So I get to dominate the UCA a little more, heh. Tonight's match should be replaced with a non-title handicap match, in which Nick and I beat the crap out of our mutual enemy.

Enjoy yourself tonight on Combat, Chris!

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Dr_Football
07/11/12 5:08:00 PM
#365:


Oh I'm sure Tom will find a suitable replacement for my XFL mate!

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Whiskey_Nick
07/11/12 5:13:00 PM
#366:


*stands in the background with a big goofy grin, holding up some Whiskey on the Rocks Brand Merch as XIII exits Chris' locker room*

Merch Lawyer can I go yet? My jaw is getting sore from all the smiling and my thumb is cramping up.

"Whiskey on the Rocks Brand Merchandise, if it's good enough for the Whiskey King and the most powerful man in all UCA, then clearly you want it."

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Achromatic
07/11/12 5:16:00 PM
#367:


I... I don't need anyone! I'll take you on by myself if I have to! I'll be damned if this match is canceled just because of a lack of partner!

*throws trash can against wall in anger*

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eaedwards6400
07/11/12 6:43:00 PM
#368:


XIII you and I are going to have a problem real soon..

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eaedwards6400
07/11/12 6:43:00 PM
#369:


From: Achromatic | #367
I... I don't need anyone! I'll take you on by myself if I have to! I'll be damned if this match is canceled just because of a lack of partner!

*throws trash can against wall in anger*


Need some help???

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WotRMerchLawyer
07/11/12 6:55:00 PM
#370:


Whiskey_Nick posted...
*stands in the background with a big goofy grin, holding up some Whiskey on the Rocks Brand Merch as XIII exits Chris' locker room*

Merch Lawyer can I go yet? My jaw is getting sore from all the smiling and my thumb is cramping up.

"Whiskey on the Rocks Brand Merchandise, if it's good enough for the Whiskey King and the most powerful man in all UCA, then clearly you want it."


According to this *brandishes Merchandise Marketing Plan* you just need to raise a glass of WotR-branded WotR and smile at the camera, then you're done for the day.

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XIII_rocks
07/11/12 6:58:00 PM
#371:


eaedwards6400 posted...
XIII you and I are going to have a problem real soon..


We already have a problem. Until you admit that you are lying about being from the future I will continue to relentlessly abuse you and you will be able to do nothing about it.

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Whiskey_Nick
07/11/12 7:00:00 PM
#372:


*Raises a glass of WotR Brand WotR and smiles*

Well thank God that is over for today

*downs his drink plus the rest of the bottle*

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eaedwards6400
07/11/12 8:02:00 PM
#373:


From: XIII_rocks | #371
We already have a problem. Until you admit that you are lying about being from the future I will continue to relentlessly abuse you and you will be able to do nothing about it.


Well after your betrayal and my success maybe I should return to the future and prove you wrong! q

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Tom Bombadil
07/11/12 8:42:00 PM
#374:


Random observation: Holy crap, Football went over two years between title reigns

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Dr_Football
07/11/12 8:48:00 PM
#375:


Winning the title is hard

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Tom Bombadil
07/11/12 8:50:00 PM
#376:


believe me I know

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ZeroSignal620
07/11/12 9:30:00 PM
#377:


*Zero heads to the ring alone, no car, no DaGeneticFreak, no "POWER" blasting the speakers*

I took a few days to let the past few weeks sink in. First and foremost, I owe Tom Bombadil an apology, as I was blinded by XIII's use of power and authority. I fought my way to a UCA title match, and lost fair to Nee. And then everything happened this past week.

XIII, I was the only guy in the XFL that was fine with your booking. I wasn't trying to intimidate you like edwards did, and I supported your decisions. Yet, the first person from the XFL that you attack... was me. And that's where we have a problem.

Once Chris gets done taking the tag team titles away from your sorry ass, all you'll have is your title of Master of Tables, which sounds like something you made up overnight. But even then, that's better than nothing. XIII Sucks, I challenge you to a Table Match at Summer Spectacular, one officiated by Tom Bombadil to keep you from booking yourself as the winner!

No Genetic Freaks at ringside, no robot versions of Tom Bombadil at ringside. Just two men with a score to settle. If you got the guts, you'll be there.

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Haguile
07/11/12 9:34:00 PM
#378:


From: TheCapisBack | #352
Haguile posted...
...Alright I want answers and I want them now. WHO stole the Luchador Potter costume?


I think it was GTM.

He was so afraid of being friends with you, he literally BECAME you to avoid it.


This is a very good theory. It could have been...

From: muddersmilk | #353
Haguile posted...
...Alright I want answers and I want them now. WHO stole the Luchador Potter costume?


<_<

It was definitely not me. Just because I knew where a spare LP mask was thanks to my job as EVPTR. Or because he showed up shortly after I finished trying to get permission to change my vote and left before I came back to verify Rad Link's signature. Or because it would be really fun and CHAOTIC to run down to the ring in my underwear and a Luchadore mask, and then pretend to be your alt while beating you up. Or because it would give me a something to laugh about when XIII tried to ignore what was happening right in front of him.

Nope, there is definitely no way it was me.

>_>


I'M SO CONFUSED.

I need help. I can't crack this case by myself.

F*** you XIII, I'm not Potter. Not anymore at least. I was the first Potter but somebody stole the costume...oh god. I have no idea who it is. I NEED to find out.
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edwardsdv
07/11/12 9:36:00 PM
#379:


Chris, the XFL would like you to know that we have your back in this.

If you want, you need only say the word and one of us will RISE to the challenge of partnering with you.

But if you wanna be real manly and go solo I understand that too.

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Dr_Football
07/11/12 9:43:00 PM
#380:


Or recruit someone else and be awesome

That's a good plan too

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GTM
07/11/12 10:18:00 PM
#381:


IT WAS ME HAGUILE

IT WAS ME

or maybe it wasnt

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Rad Link 5
07/12/12 3:03:00 AM
#382:


[A well-built man in a burgundy suit, identified as Stanley Lowell, delivers a letter to everyone in the topic.]

To whom it may concern,

So hey, since Whiskey_Nick has been revealed as The Rally Man, and he edged me out in the King of the Board tournament, I should be entitled to a title shot or something.

That only seems fair.

Sincerely,

Rad Link 5

P.S. I would need to deal with a bear first, of course.

P.P.S. But after that, yeah.


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XIII_rocks
07/12/12 2:58:00 PM
#383:


From: ZeroSignal620 | #377
*Zero heads to the ring alone, no car, no DaGeneticFreak, no "POWER" blasting the speakers*

I took a few days to let the past few weeks sink in. First and foremost, I owe Tom Bombadil an apology, as I was blinded by XIII's use of power and authority. I fought my way to a UCA title match, and lost fair to Nee. And then everything happened this past week.

XIII, I was the only guy in the XFL that was fine with your booking. I wasn't trying to intimidate you like edwards did, and I supported your decisions. Yet, the first person from the XFL that you attack... was me. And that's where we have a problem.

Once Chris gets done taking the tag team titles away from your sorry ass, all you'll have is your title of Master of Tables, which sounds like something you made up overnight. But even then, that's better than nothing. XIII Sucks, I challenge you to a Table Match at Summer Spectacular, one officiated by Tom Bombadil to keep you from booking yourself as the winner!

No Genetic Freaks at ringside, no robot versions of Tom Bombadil at ringside. Just two men with a score to settle. If you got the guts, you'll be there.


You should apologize to your boss and Tom for this. He is the one that ensured the only XFL member on Ruin was you, and thus I only had one outlet for my rage, for my HATE of you worthless scumbags.

You're not worth a PPV slot and certainly not one against me. I mean, hell, your match with Nee was kind of a joke. I'll fight you on ERUPTION, THIS WEEK, in a tables rematch. I have bigger things to worry about at the biggest event of the Summer.

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GTM
07/12/12 3:51:00 PM
#384:


hey ROD

I need some coffee

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Achromatic
07/12/12 5:51:00 PM
#385:


You know I consider myself a fairly dynamic person, a person who is willing to go along with stuff because at the end of the day it doesn't really matter.

But XIII has pissed me off.

*Sits down in the middle of the ring*

You could call this a shoot, but its not really.

I think people don't understand XIII that well. He's done a pretty good job of covering up his true nature for a very long time now. He's a good faker. I, on the other hand, was never a good faker. I have a problem with someone, I just tell them. If I want to be a brat, I'll just be a brat. I've learned a long time ago that hiding who you are isn't a good thing.

So when XIII approached me months ago and said "No, even though I was the one who rallied, let's make it Nick!" I rolled my eyes. I got it. He didn't want to cop to it. He wanted to have some amount of credibility. And you know what? I didn't even really care. Stuff like that happens all the time. I was fine with it. I knew it was just saving XIII's ego because he can't handle criticism for things he has done, but I was fine with it because it didn't really matter. It was the same thing that caused XIII to completely go off on Cobain only to realize belatedly it made him less cool to do so and so he went back to playing it cool.

But then today happened. A bit of a botch all around if you couldn't tell. And XIII said the match wasn't going to matter. Oh, sorry, "Lawyer Merch guy" said the match wasn't going to matter. And I thought that was a load of crap, but I shrugged it off.

But it shows XIII's true nature that he spends the entire day rallying people who've never even heard of this project just so he can win. He really wants to win. He is obsessed with it. Maybe its just that he wants to beat me. He couldn't do it in Uoty even with help and no matter what he says it BURNS him inside that he couldn't. So maybe he needed this. In a match that he had already said didn't matter, he felt the need to win by rallying random people. That is so pathetic. So, so pathetic.

Last night I rallied a few people, had a laugh. They were people everyone actually knew. Called it a night.

But I see XIII is more pathetic than I could have imagined. More twisted, more shameful. I could have never imagined such pettiness still lingered in the soul of XIII. But I guess he's entitled, because he clearly works so very hard to make UCA relevant.

... To make himself relevant.

Who knows, maybe now that I've won he can rally himself to User of the Year and he can have a party for himself. He seems to delight in winning things he had to cheat to earn. Tom can be an idiot when it comes to UCA, but at least he is an honest idiot.

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Whiskey_Nick
07/12/12 5:53:00 PM
#386:


Chris suggesting I was not actually the Rally Man... did you miss the reveal? I have the mask. It is clearly all me.

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kinged6400
07/12/12 6:23:00 PM
#387:


*Eaed comes to the stage with a napsack on his black with a serious look on his face*

After a long period of charging, my time machine is ready to return to the future. I came here to save wrestling from itself and to make sure this s*** stays cool forever!

However, I made one big mistake. I came to the past without actually knowing who the problem was. Oops right?

Now I am going back to the future to get to the bottom of this. It may take a long period of time because let's face it I am from the future! But because I do own a time machine I will in exactly one day time.

In conclusion, by this time tomorrow we will know the villian that destroyed this wonderful sport and there will be no stopping me from kicking their ***!

I will miss you all. Luckily for you I will truly be gone for one day.

*eaed gives a wave and leaves the stage*

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_Regaro_
07/12/12 6:23:00 PM
#388:


*Salute*

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Whiskey_Nick
07/12/12 6:23:00 PM
#389:


From: kinged6400 | #387
*Eaed comes to the stage with a napsack on his black with a serious look on his face*


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kinged6400
07/12/12 6:32:00 PM
#390:


Whiskey_Nick posted...
From: kinged6400 | #387
*Eaed comes to the stage with a napsack on his black with a serious look on his face*


(stupid autocorrect)

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Whiskey_Nick
07/12/12 6:34:00 PM
#391:


yeah i was thinking, what an unfortunate thing to type during a serious promo

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XIII_rocks
07/13/12 3:37:00 PM
#392:


COMBAT Results

Main Event ruled a no-contest

Whiskey on the Rocks are still the B8UCA Tag-Team Champions
Man eventually I'll get tired of typing that. ...Or I guess not LOL.

Maniac went the longest without a vote vs. eddv
eddv is the new B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM Champion

Football/Reg 11-12 Cobain/Dante
or something

Tom/Wigs 8-14 Boko/GTM
always

JC 22-1 ertyu
Combat is appointment viewing clearly.

Koala 14-8 ngirl
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ZeroSignal620
07/13/12 3:42:00 PM
#393:


Figures you'd cook up an excuse to get out of facing me on ppv. I don't owe you anything, let alone an apology. I'll beat you next week, and then your cowardly ways won't be enough to escape my demands!

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_Regaro_
07/13/12 3:43:00 PM
#394:


Don't worry ZeroSig

Your revenge will come.

AND WotR is losing their belts

it couldn't possibly be more glorious

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XIII_rocks
07/13/12 4:00:00 PM
#395:


From: ZeroSignal620 | #393
Figures you'd cook up an excuse to get out of facing me on ppv. I don't owe you anything, let alone an apology. I'll beat you next week, and then your cowardly ways won't be enough to escape my demands!


I look forward to putting you through a table yet again.

Though knowing Tom, a guy I'm sure you and the rest of UCA's peons look up to, he'll forget the match and ruin everything. In fact maybe we should swap shows, because being the general manager of "Ruin" just fits that guy so perfectly.

Should be a good show though. Hag/GTM, KCF/Caelus for the MW title and Me/ZeroSig. Fun.

_Regaro_ posted...
AND WotR is losing their belts

it couldn't possibly be more glorious


In what universe?

I rallied on Combat as a backup plan, without even putting maximum effort into it, and we STILL did enough. And I'm not even the master rallier here! With me AND Nick rallying, we'll win. And then we will never have to defend the tag-team titles again.

Let me repeat that. Once we out-rally Chris and his little burned baby Jeff, we will never have to defend them again. By holding these titles hostage forever I will punish the UCAniverse and the UCA competitors for their ungrateful idiocy. The downside is that I hold them with Whiskey Nick but you know what, I'll live. He's still better than the rest of the lying slime in this place.

No title or user will escape me. None. Even Football's precious HW title will feel the force of my righteous anger.

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TheKnightOfNee
07/13/12 4:06:00 PM
#396:


XIII_rocks posted...
You're not worth a PPV slot and certainly not one against me. I mean, hell, your match with Nee was kind of a joke. I'll fight you on ERUPTION, THIS WEEK, in a tables rematch. I have bigger things to worry about at the biggest event of the Summer.




Hoooooooooold it.

No match involving me was a joke. Especially not a match at a major PPV. And especially not the fantastic match between ZeroSignal and I at the most recent PPV. Did you hear the pops of the crowd? Did you see the looks of joy on their faces? It was a wonderful call back to the days of old in the UCA, a treat for the fans who've been here since the start. Remember those early days of the UCA, XIII?

Remember Rock vs Hogan at Wrestlemania 18? Remember how ridiculously excited the crowd was to see one superstar who was dominant in the past against one superstar who was dominant in the present? Well I don't remember it either. I've forgotten it after Nee vs ZeroSignal blew it out of the water. It was that good. The match was a classic designed to resemble the classics. Just because it wasn't in the style of a typical XIII-booked match doesn't mean it was a joke. It meant something with a different meaning.

You can go ahead and feud with ZeroSignal in whichever way you choose, and it's no problem for me if you book those matches the way you say. I just want you to think about the things you say to him when they start to reflect on other people around here.

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_Regaro_
07/13/12 4:07:00 PM
#397:


You have to stick to rallying b8 this time, though!


And I promise you

That won't go over nearly as well as you think it will

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XIII_rocks
07/13/12 4:19:00 PM
#398:




A few "peon problems" to deal with here it seems.

eaed I hope your "time machine" is broke. That would be just peachy and would mean I don't have to deal with your crap anymore. You can stay in your apocalyptic, ruined future and we won't have to put up with you.

Unfortunately your time machine is only smoke and mirrors (waooohhh) so it is quite clear that your "day-long departure" is little more than you attempting to take a day off under the guise of work. You think things like that just slip by me? That they don't have consequences? Well, you can rest assured that this "day off" will have consequences. Days off have to be approved with me, your GM, in advance, and thus in this edition of XIII DICTATES I am barring you from ever having another shot at the LW title. Suck on that.

Now, as for Chris...

I see a lot of crap in that little rant. Wild accusations that I and the Merch Lawyer are one and the same person. That I was, in fact, the rally man. A lot of crap here when both things are oh so very wrong. I have no lawyer credentials so why on earth would Tom Bombadil throw a match out if it was me suggesting it to him? And why would Nick go to the trouble of doing all the Rally Man theatrics if he wasn't even the Rally Man? I see being around that flame-grilled buffoon Jeff has caused his insanity to seep into you.

In any case, I would like to be pedantic and to point out a particular part of said rant.
But I guess he's entitled, because he clearly works so very hard to make UCA relevant.

I would like this changed to past tense. "Worked". I once worked myself to the bone to make UCA a big deal again. I recruited people. I invented stipulations. I was part of the company's best ever stable. I masterminded the brand split. I created titles. I even established an offshoot business for the UCA, the Whiskey on the Rocks™ brand (which I have now taken complete control of, screw UCA getting a dime of that money).

No longer. My hard work was met without real reward or even gratitude. All I got was people like Cobain not even joining my brand. I got people like eddv complaining, mostly because I had expanded the pond in which he was - even then - a small fish. Reg b****ed and moaned while apparently losing his ability to form a proper sentence. And why? Because I held a title? God forbid that a Grand Slam champion and Hall of Famer be good at what he does. So "worked". Past tense. I will do my job as Ruin GM. I don't care about the relevance of UCA any more; everyone in it can go to hell as far as I'm concerned. And I will do what I can to make that happen. It's no good politely asking you or Football or eddv to go to hell. I have to make you go there myself.

Get over yourself Chris. UotY was months ago. Nobody gives a crap anymore. I care about one thing and that is mauling you for your ignorant arrogance. You think I worked the last XIII months just for it to culminate in me putting you over? No. No. There will be nothing but pain and then pure destruction for the rest of the XFL. It starts on Eruption when I put ZeroSig through another table. Then I will systematically destroy your pathetic, self-righteous gang of bloated egos with equally bloated guts. And yes, Chris, I'm looking at you in particular when I say that.



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XIII_rocks
07/13/12 4:28:00 PM
#399:


Shut up, Nee. You're a liar almost as much as eaed is. If I declare that match was a joke, it was a joke. My word is law because I AM THE UCA.

From: _Regaro_ | #397
You have to stick to rallying b8 this time, though!

And I promise you

That won't go over nearly as well as you think it will


Even if the entire XFL rally against WotR, we will still win. And when we do, inspite of your collective rallying, then that just proves what I've been saying all along: it's justice, DESTINY for us to win and hold the titles forever. The stars are on my side. They have aligned for WotR to win, again.

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_Regaro_
07/13/12 4:29:00 PM
#400:


From: XIII_rocks | Posted: 7/13/2012 6:28:09 PM | #399
Even if the entire XFL rally against WotR, we will still win. And when we do, inspite of your collective rallying, then that just proves what I've been saying all along: it's justice, DESTINY for us to win and hold the titles forever. The stars are on my side. They have aligned for WotR to win, again.

Sorry man, I'm not going to rally this match. I'll leave that to the pro. The man who's going to crush you and your little delusions of grandeur.


And his buddy Jeff Zero.


Face it. When your rally powers are neutralized, you are nothing but a corrupt, incompetent GM who thinks he knows what he's doing

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