*stands in the background with a big goofy grin, holding up some Whiskey on the Rocks Brand Merch as XIII exits Chris' locker room*
Merch Lawyer can I go yet? My jaw is getting sore from all the smiling and my thumb is cramping up.
"Whiskey on the Rocks Brand Merchandise, if it's good enough for the Whiskey King and the most powerful man in all UCA, then clearly you want it."
According to this *brandishes Merchandise Marketing Plan* you just need to raise a glass of WotR-branded WotR and smile at the camera, then you're done for the day.
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Hello, I am the lawyer for the company that makes all Whiskey on the Rocks brand merchandise.