Board 8 > Ashley is like the smartest f***ing AI in a video game. [RE4] [RoosterTeeth]

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/02/12 1:16:00 PM
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Ashley's fantastic.



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KingButz
05/02/12 1:24:00 PM
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nice

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Westbrick
05/02/12 1:26:00 PM
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lol

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ZX_Lucian
05/02/12 1:27:00 PM
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Bullcrap. Ashley is a complete ass and the makers of REt4rded should feel bad for letting it slide.

Seriously. She's stupider than this one ex-girlfriend of mine.

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ninkendo
05/02/12 1:31:00 PM
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video is 100% true

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FFaddict1313
05/02/12 1:43:00 PM
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I'm not sure AI is the right word here, but he's right. I don't have to worry about something beyond my control with Ashley.

This is particularly important, because most of my enjoyment from RE4 comes from being able to manage the game to a rather fine degree. The enemies move and attack slowly, I can slow and stun even more by hitting their legs or head, I can shoot down their projectiles, and I can pause at any time and instantly switch weapons. Getting hit takes a large amount of your health percentage wise, and there's no regeneration BS, which is enough incentive to try to get hit very rarely (which is quite possible). Overabundance of herbs does undercut that effect though, unfortunately.

A shame that RE5 basically just takes a s*** on all of that.

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ZX_Lucian
05/02/12 1:45:00 PM
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FFaddict1313 posted...
I'm not sure AI is the right word here, but he's right. I don't have to worry about something beyond my control with Ashley.

This is particularly important, because most of my enjoyment from RE4 comes from being able to manage the game to a rather fine degree. The enemies move and attack slowly, I can slow and stun even more by hitting their legs or head, I can shoot down their projectiles, and I can pause at any time and instantly switch weapons. Getting hit takes a large amount of your health percentage wise, and there's no regeneration BS, which is enough incentive to try to get hit very rarely (which is quite possible). Overabundance of herbs does undercut that effect though, unfortunately.

A shame that RE5 basically just takes a s*** on all of that.


Yeah right. Basically RE4 in a nutshell:

KNIFE ONLY
NO GOOD ITEMS
LEVEL YOU'VE SEEN ALREADY FOR LIKE THE 99999TH TIME

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htaeD
05/02/12 1:49:00 PM
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KNIFE for the win

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Dark Young Link
05/02/12 1:56:00 PM
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Amazing.

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ZX_Lucian
05/02/12 1:57:00 PM
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htaeD posted...
KNIFE for the win

Maybe against Krauser.

But against multiple enemies? HA HA GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, TOOL.

Also, in response to that one post, the part about "SHOOTIN MULTIPLE PARTS TOTALLLLLLY HELPZ", basically if you shoot anything but the head it won't do crap. Even then you better get some popcorn. It's going to take forever.

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tazzyboyishere
05/02/12 2:03:00 PM
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Did Capcom murder your family or something?

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Dark Young Link
05/02/12 2:04:00 PM
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If his last name is Light, then kind of.

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ZX_Lucian
05/02/12 2:04:00 PM
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tazzyboyishere posted...
Did Capcom murder your family or something?

It murdered everyone's standards.

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ZX_Lucian
05/02/12 2:05:00 PM
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Dark Young Link posted...
If his last name is Light, then kind of.

Calvin Jackson Light.

Wow, that's a horrible name!

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shadosneko
05/02/12 2:17:00 PM
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I feel like the only time he encountered the game was him watching someone do an unupgraded handgun only professional mode challenge.

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The Real Truth
05/02/12 2:23:00 PM
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Kind of true

and uh, the knife really is amazing.

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pjbasis
05/02/12 2:47:00 PM
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Yeah no seriously the knife is amazing.

Combine it with melee attacks and you're a god.

Slash leg, do kick, watch them all fall over like dominoes

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Bidoof
05/02/12 2:55:00 PM
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The Knife/Spin Kick combo never let me down.
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Azp2k32
05/02/12 3:10:00 PM
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ZX_Lucian continues his relentless quest to become the worst poster on B8.

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/03/12 8:01:00 AM
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B**** button.

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PurpleMonkDish
05/03/12 8:31:00 AM
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Awww yeah RT.

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Veola
05/03/12 8:38:00 AM
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Even if she wasn't, Sheva makes her look like a genius in comparison, anyway.
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KCF0107
05/04/12 9:17:00 AM
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I'm glad I saw this before I start my Resident Evil 4 playthrough. Now I know what to do

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ZX_Lucian
05/05/12 5:37:00 PM
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From: pjbasis | #017
Yeah no seriously the knife is amazing.

Combine it with melee attacks and you're a god.

Slash leg, do kick, watch them all fall over like dominoes


>Melee attacks

Ok you're all horrible trolls. Slashing specific areas doesn't help at all. It all does like 1 damage. Also, what damn kick? If there was one, the game would've, well, y'know, TOLD ME ABOUT IT. And inb4readthemanual. And if a knife does jackcrap, what's a roundhouse kick going to do? Leon's not Chuck ****ing Norris, he's an emo tool. If I'm lucky, he'll break his leg while doing it.

From: shadosneko | #015
I feel like the only time he encountered the game was him watching someone do an unupgraded handgun only professional mode challenge.


I played it, I experienced the awful attempt at a survival horror game when it was just a crappy shooter, I raged at the horrible design choices(Don't give me like 10 rounds when there's 9001 zombies that take like 9 rounds to kill! WTF Crapcom?) and I can safely say that my name is Calvin, and I suffered through REt4rded.

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Rad Link 5
05/05/12 5:47:00 PM
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Godknife

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whatisurnameplz
05/05/12 5:50:00 PM
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From: ZX_Lucian | #024
I played it, I experienced the awful attempt at a survival horror game when it was just a crappy shooter, I raged at the horrible design choices(Don't give me like 10 rounds when there's 9001 zombies that take like 9 rounds to kill! WTF Crapcom?) and I can safely say that my name is Calvin, and I suffered through REt4rded.


Well, now that you told us about your illness, that changes everything!

edit: and if you're *****ing about no ammo in RE4, you wouldn't last a second in the first 3 games.

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ZX_Lucian
05/05/12 5:52:00 PM
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From: whatisurnameplz | #026
Well, now that you told us about your illness, that changes everything!

edit: and if you're *****ing about no ammo in RE4, you wouldn't last a second in the first 3 games.


HOW WITTY AND CLEVER OF YOU

YOU ARE QUITE THE ORIGINAL POSTER I MUST SAY

Edit: Again, the problem was it was trying to be a horror game. But it devolved into a crappy shooter game.

Now the first 3 wasn't so obsessed with SHOOT EVERYTHING IN SIGHT OR DAI.

From: Rad Link 5 | #025
Godknife


God is dead in that case.

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CeraSeptem
05/05/12 5:56:00 PM
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One-And-Only-Living-Godknife.

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Accel_R8
05/05/12 6:00:00 PM
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Lucian joke poster confirmed.

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XIII_rocks
05/05/12 6:01:00 PM
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From: Accel_R8 | #029
Lucian joke poster confirmed.


I'm surprised he's getting responses and discussion, b8 is usually better about this kind of thing.

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ZX_Lucian
05/05/12 6:09:00 PM
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From: Accel_R8 | #029
Lucian joke poster confirmed.


lolno

From: XIII_rocks | #030
I'm surprised he's getting responses and discussion, b8 is usually better about this kind of thing.


Shut up and go back to the Community circlejerk.

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Veola
05/05/12 7:35:00 PM
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b8 is usually better about this kind of thing.

That's a damn lie and you know it.
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Rad Link 5
05/05/12 7:41:00 PM
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Board User Level 5: Warned
User on "parole" for one or more major Terms of Service violations. Can only post 3 messages per hour (10 per day), no topics, restored after 48-72 hours.


Ooooooooh

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Dark Young Link
05/05/12 7:46:00 PM
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Without violating the ToU yourself, what did he say that got himself banned?

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Accel_R8
05/06/12 3:39:00 PM
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D'AHAHAHAHA! I made a throw-away post in this thread and came back later not remembering what I posted here, only to find hilarity.

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YetAnothrShadow
05/06/12 3:43:00 PM
#36:


Came in for the video.

Stayed for the posts.

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Azp2k32
05/06/12 3:44:00 PM
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Dark Young Link posted...
Without violating the ToU yourself, what did he say that got himself banned?

No idea, but he's only warned. >_> Second time a post in this thread has gotten him warned though.

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tazzyboyishere
05/06/12 3:45:00 PM
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From: XIII_rocks | #030
I'm surprised he's getting responses and discussion, b8 is usually better about this kind of thing.


no we're not

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