Board 8 > Homestuck General Discussion: ILL TAKE YOUR BONER MAGIC LIKE A MAN!

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We DO see a glimpse of the 12-prototyped Battlefield. It's full of flying lotuses. That may also be because of the Genesis Frog though.

jake no what r u doin 2 r bb for next topic title

Definitely.

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<p>From: DSAutoResponder | #432
hey, we should redo the opening post for the next thread now that we have spoiler tags

make it a little more in depth, maybe</p>
What would you suggest adding to it? I'm all ears.

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Okay that convo was so much better than I was expecting.

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I always looked at the first post as being a way to introduce the series to new readers, so I don't think adding spoilers would really accomplish much. You could mention the trolls, the new kids, or the exiles, but what's the point?

The only thing I could think of adding would be useful links, like to Hussie's formspring or tumblr, the sound credits page, or the music website.

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From: KanzarisKelshen | #456

From: DSAutoResponder | #432
hey, we should redo the opening post for the next thread now that we have spoiler tags

make it a little more in depth, maybe


What would you suggest adding to it? I'm all ears.

Probably just a primer on the trolls and maybe the post-scratch kids.

It doesn't need to be a lot, just enough to sate the curiosity of a new or recently caught up fan that wants extra info.

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Oh god the "porn". Is it weird that I went D'aaawwww?

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Dear god it doesn't stop from getting funnier.

Past Dirk continues to be leagues better than present Dirk.

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uu could not take Dirk's boner magic like a man.

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boner

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Omg the poem and the roses. I laughed so hard...

"Your breasts. Are also an ocean." is also an acceptable topic title.

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Pfft, all this talk about that and you guys missed the anime-ism on the first picture. Fo' shame!

From: DSAutoResponder | #459
From: KanzarisKelshen | #456

From: DSAutoResponder | #432
hey, we should redo the opening post for the next thread now that we have spoiler tags

make it a little more in depth, maybe


What would you suggest adding to it? I'm all ears.

Probably just a primer on the trolls and maybe the post-scratch kids.

It doesn't need to be a lot, just enough to sate the curiosity of a new or recently caught up fan that wants extra info.
I'll see what I can do then.

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XD boner.

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Whoa... Red Miles?

EDIT: Oh, through a portal thing, I guess?

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Aww yeah Dirk dropping some binomial coefficients

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From: Lord Bob Bree | #467
Whoa... Red Miles?

EDIT: Oh, through a portal thing, I guess?
it's a rift in the fabric of the universe?

i think the idea is that a scratched universe is the same frog as the original

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Wellllllllllllllll...

Um.

That's quite a ****ty twist.

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Reflecting on that conversation as a whole.

It's easily one of the greats.

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Wait, the f***? I'm too drunk for this.

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Okay, I'm genuinely surprised by this development. Even if it's just UU's Dreamself. This is kind of a big deal.

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Wat.

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Ok, so the "s***ty twist" of uu's dead dreamself would have been a lot less s***ty if the previous panel didn't completely eclipse it with s***tyness and twistiness.

The smarter ones among us expected it would happen of course, but still... looks like Dirk and Roxy are on a far more perilous time limit than some measly meteors now.

And for those who don't get it... this is Jack Noir's Red Miles, here to destroy the universe. Dirk and Roxy are 413 years in the future, same year as the Exiles in the Beta universe, and it's still technically the same universe, inside the same frog at the troll's Skaia, so it's still getting destroyed by Jack. Right now.

I kinda assumed it was just DD's Red Miles, since those are supposed to seek out Dirk, and that may not be limited to his dream self.

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I kinda assumed it was just DD's Red Miles, since those are supposed to seek out Dirk, and that may not be limited to his dream self.

No way. Here's how Jack's Red Miles first appeared as seen from Earth in B1:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005910

It's identical. No mistaking it.

...So red miles being used looks like red miles being used?

How does that prove which one it is?

It makes a lot more sense if it's DD's.

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From: tcaz2 | #482
...So red miles being used looks like red miles being used?
This instance of Red Miles looking like Jack's universe-destroying Red Miles, so far.

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It makes no sense that it's DD's because how could he possibly send Red Miles to Earth, which is 3 years at relativistic speeds through paradox space from where he is?

The only way that could be possible is through some sort of Condesce magic, the same way she gets from Earth to Derse, but DD clearly acted on his own here so I doubt that's the case.

At the moment I'm more concerned that uu alludes to identifying colors by taste.


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From: Takfloyd_mkII__ | #484
It makes no sense that it's DD's because how could he possibly send Red Miles to Earth, which is 3 years at relativistic speeds through paradox space from where he is?
It's not the same Earth, though...?

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couldn't red miles just be jumping through the skaian defense grid portals i mean that what i thought initially

(like the 'it's jack's red miles' theory better though)

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From: SemiFinal vs Belarus | #487
couldn't red miles just be jumping through the skaian defense grid portals i mean that what i thought initially

(like the 'it's jack's red miles' theory better though)

That's what I thought at first too, since there does appear to be a circle around where Red Miles appears. It could be either one. I know The Reckoning doesn't happen for the B2 kids, but obviously the Exiles have to have been able to enter Earth somehow.

Still I think the Jack theory is more likely? I've just assumed that the B1 and B2 universes are "the same" frog (just reset) since the start, which means that the B2 universe is also slated for destruction by Jack. Didn't connect that to this panel immediately, but it could be the case. I really want to know how Jake's Sendifyer or whatever works, since it can still contact the old universe somehow, hinting that maybe they're not the same.

Also I can get aboard the uu love train now, I suppose. And knock Dirk a few spots up, too, while I'm at it.

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It would make no sense if it was 'the same frog'. None at all.

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From: tcaz2 | #489
It would make no sense if it was 'the same frog'. None at all.

The biggest inconsistency would be the cross-universe communication between B1 and B2, but everything else about it makes sense.

I mean, The Scratch was always explained as causing a hard reset of the universe, not creating another one. This is even more true now that we know it works by retroactively changing where the meteors landed on Earth.

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Also I just want to say that Homestuck is the only thing that can cause a serious discussion about universe frogs, and that is one of the many reasons I love it.

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via tumblr:

according to dirks shipping equation between the twelve first trolls introduced UU and uu and meenah and aranea and the 8 kids there are

(drum role please)

a total of 276 different ships



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From: DSAutoResponder | #493
via tumblr:

according to dirks shipping equation between the twelve first trolls introduced UU and uu and meenah and aranea and the 8 kids there are

(drum role please)

a total of 276 different ships




My god...

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From: DSAutoResponder | #493
via tumblr:

according to dirks shipping equation between the twelve first trolls introduced UU and uu and meenah and aranea and the 8 kids there are

(drum role please)

a total of 276 different ships


MY BRAIN

Seriously, wondering if this was intentional.

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It would make no sense if it was 'the same frog'. None at all.

Quite the opposite. It would make no sense if it wasn't. You're not being smart enough about this.

All the Scratch did was change the point in time the kids and guardians got sent to Earth. That's all. In other words, history changed from about 1930 when Jade and John arrived instead of Jake and Jane. The first obvious change is that since John wasn't carrying flintlock pistols, Sassacre didn't get shot. And obviously through the butterfly effect everything changed from there on.

If the Alpha universe was in a different location... where the heck would that be? Did a new, pre-won Incipisphere just pop into being with a new frog in it? Of course not. The Alpha universe was reset, but it's still the universe the trolls created and it's still getting destroyed by Jack.