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MRNlCEWATCH
04/11/12 8:53:00 PM
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"Man, my mom is such a b****! She wished me a happy easter! I hate her so much..."

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
04/11/12 8:54:00 PM
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XFD

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rammtay
04/11/12 8:55:00 PM
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"happy holidays"
"holiday tree"

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/11/12 8:55:00 PM
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rammtay posted...
"happy holidays"
"holiday tree"


"Merry Xmas! I said Xmas because Christ doesn't exist!"

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GenesisTwilight
04/11/12 8:56:00 PM
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From: rammtay | #003
"happy holidays"
"holiday tree"


There's nothing wrong with "happy holidays". "Holiday tree" is lame though.

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The Mana Sword
04/11/12 8:57:00 PM
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"I don't believe in God"

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wg64Z
04/11/12 8:58:00 PM
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That was some petition...
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MRNlCEWATCH
04/11/12 8:58:00 PM
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wg64Z posted...
That was some petition...

So atheism is a religion all of a sudden. Noted.

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/11/12 9:01:00 PM
#9:


"My teacher wore a cross around her neck today. Reddit, help me get her fired."

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tazzyboyishere
04/11/12 9:02:00 PM
#10:


"Guys, the phrase "Under God" being used in our Pledge of Allegiance is a serious matter!"

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/11/12 9:03:00 PM
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tazzyboyishere posted...
"Guys, the phrase "Under God" being used in our Pledge of Allegiance is a serious matter!"

"Where can I get a e pluribus unum stamp? I'm so sick of In God We Trust being on our money!"

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ShadowHalo17
04/11/12 9:03:00 PM
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From: MRNlCEWATCH | #008
So atheism is a religion all of a sudden. Noted.


No it's apparently been a religion for a while now. It's one of the many reasons I'm ashamed to associate myself with atheism.

I'm usually reluctant to tell people I meet that I'm an atheist. I usually just avoid religion altogether.

But if someone says "God bless you" to me, I will say thanks. If someone says Happy Easter or Merry Christmas, I will reciprocate. Etc.

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SovietOmega
04/11/12 9:06:00 PM
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"Man I wish theists could be tolerant of my beliefs."

m i doing this rite?

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MarvelousGerbil
04/11/12 9:08:00 PM
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ShadowHalo17 posted...
From: MRNlCEWATCH | #008
So atheism is a religion all of a sudden. Noted.
No it's apparently been a religion for a while now. It's one of the many reasons I'm ashamed to associate myself with atheism.

I'm usually reluctant to tell people I meet that I'm an atheist. I usually just avoid religion altogether.

But if someone says "God bless you" to me, I will say thanks. If someone says Happy Easter or Merry Christmas, I will reciprocate. Etc.


Pretty much the same here. If someone wants to pray for me or whatever, it's just a nice thought to me. I'm not going to turn around and be an ass about it.

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/11/12 9:09:00 PM
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No you are not. Atheists always staunchly argue that atheism is not a belief but is instead a lack of beliefs. You can't be intolerant of something that doesn't exist.

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dethfdddddh
04/11/12 9:09:00 PM
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how about a $3!? religious fundamentalists say topic

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/11/12 9:10:00 PM
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dethfdddddh posted...
how about a $3!? religious fundamentalists say topic

How about you go back to reddit.

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MarvelousGerbil
04/11/12 9:13:00 PM
#18:


Even divine beings think that you shouldn't have "beliefs", but that you should just have "good ideas". Maybe we should just say that religious people have a "good idea" and that atheists don't have any ideas. Would this make everyone happier?

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TheNinJa7777
04/11/12 9:13:00 PM
#19:


From: MarvelousGerbil | #014
ShadowHalo17 posted...
From: MRNlCEWATCH | #008
So atheism is a religion all of a sudden. Noted.
No it's apparently been a religion for a while now. It's one of the many reasons I'm ashamed to associate myself with atheism.

I'm usually reluctant to tell people I meet that I'm an atheist. I usually just avoid religion altogether.

But if someone says "God bless you" to me, I will say thanks. If someone says Happy Easter or Merry Christmas, I will reciprocate. Etc.


Pretty much the same here. If someone wants to pray for me or whatever, it's just a nice thought to me. I'm not going to turn around and be an ass about it.


Neither of you are most atheists then (just speaking from personal experience)

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Jeff Zero
04/11/12 9:14:00 PM
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Just adding another tally to those 'two rare atheists', then, NinJa.

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/11/12 9:16:00 PM
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E...epic jeff...you turned it from 2 rare atheists to 3 extremely common ones w/ one post...

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baron von toast
04/11/12 9:18:00 PM
#22:


From: TheNinJa7777 | #019
Neither of you are most atheists then (just speaking from personal experience)


I think this was addressed Joyrock's thread. Anecdotal evidence of "typical atheist behavior" is inherently flawed because the only time you notice them is when they're acting foolish. They don't walk around in atheist burkas.

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/11/12 9:19:00 PM
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baron von toast posted...
From: TheNinJa7777 | #019
Neither of you are most atheists then (just speaking from personal experience)
I think this was addressed Joyrock's thread. Anecdotal evidence of "typical atheist behavior" is inherently flawed because the only time you notice them is when they're acting foolish. They don't walk around in atheist burkas.


bad facial hair and body odor is usually a telltale sign

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Murphiroth
04/11/12 9:20:00 PM
#24:


Jeff Zero posted...
Just adding another tally to those 'two rare atheists', then, NinJa.

And another here.

Although I have no hesitation to admit that I'm an atheist if someone asks. Most people just sort of shrug and move on so it's no big deal.

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paperwarior
04/11/12 9:21:00 PM
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I just realized that those symbols actually look like the letters in the censored word.

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Ashethan
04/11/12 9:21:00 PM
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"You're an adult. Isn't it time to stop having imaginary friends?"

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/11/12 9:22:00 PM
#27:


"Christianity is the worst thing to ever happen to anything ever"

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MarvelousGerbil
04/11/12 9:22:00 PM
#28:


baron von toast posted...
From: TheNinJa7777 | #019
Neither of you are most atheists then (just speaking from personal experience)
I think this was addressed Joyrock's thread. Anecdotal evidence of "typical atheist behavior" is inherently flawed because the only time you notice them is when they're acting foolish. They don't walk around in atheist burkas.


Exactly. There's plenty of good religious people too, but there is a small vocal minority that ruin the reputation for others.

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SanityLapse
04/11/12 9:25:00 PM
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Not a quote, but I got some money the other day, and where it said "In God We Trust", God was crossed out, and it had "Ron Paul" written below. It's like they are trying to lose the election for him.


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MRNlCEWATCH
04/11/12 9:26:00 PM
#30:


SanityLapse posted...
Not a quote, but I got some money the other day, and where it said "In God We Trust", God was crossed out, and it had "Ron Paul" written below. It's like they are trying to lose the election for him.


LMFAO

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MarvelousGerbil
04/11/12 9:27:00 PM
#31:


SanityLapse posted...
Not a quote, but I got some money the other day, and where it said "In God We Trust", God was crossed out, and it had "Ron Paul" written below. It's like they are trying to lose the election for him.


Is it bad to do this, but replace "Ron Paul" with "Arceus" or "Haruhi"?

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SovietOmega
04/11/12 9:28:00 PM
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I think if there is one thing we can conclude, it is that most people are reasonable regardless of belief or lack thereof and that it is the outliers on either end that poison the well.

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/11/12 9:28:00 PM
#33:


MarvelousGerbil posted...
SanityLapse posted...
Not a quote, but I got some money the other day, and where it said "In God We Trust", God was crossed out, and it had "Ron Paul" written below. It's like they are trying to lose the election for him.


Is it bad to do this, but replace "Ron Paul" with "Arceus" or "Haruhi"?


It's stupid as hell for all 3.

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TheNinJa7777
04/11/12 9:29:00 PM
#34:


From: baron von toast | #022
I think this was addressed Joyrock's thread. Anecdotal evidence of "typical atheist behavior" is inherently flawed because the only time you notice them is when they're acting foolish. They don't walk around in atheist burkas.


From: MarvelousGerbil | #028
baron von toast posted...
From: TheNinJa7777 | #019
Neither of you are most atheists then (just speaking from personal experience)
I think this was addressed Joyrock's thread. Anecdotal evidence of "typical atheist behavior" is inherently flawed because the only time you notice them is when they're acting foolish. They don't walk around in atheist burkas.


Exactly. There's plenty of good religious people too, but there is a small vocal minority that ruin the reputation for others.




Yeah I suppose you are right. That goes for any group of people really.

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SovietOmega
04/11/12 9:30:00 PM
#35:


MRNlCEWATCH posted...
MarvelousGerbil posted...
SanityLapse posted...
Not a quote, but I got some money the other day, and where it said "In God We Trust", God was crossed out, and it had "Ron Paul" written below. It's like they are trying to lose the election for him.


Is it bad to do this, but replace "Ron Paul" with "Arceus" or "Haruhi"?

It's stupid as hell for all 3.


"Hell is a pretty stupid concept"

Ok, I HAVE to be doing it right now! o_o

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Forceful_Dragon
04/11/12 9:30:00 PM
#36:


From: MarvelousGerbil | #014
Pretty much the same here. If someone wants to pray for me or whatever, it's just a nice thought to me. I'm not going to turn around and be an ass about it.


Thank you very much ^_^

Although in my experience no one has gotten pissed at me. But maybe I just haven't offered to pray for any atheists yet?

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MarvelousGerbil
04/11/12 9:32:00 PM
#37:


MRNlCEWATCH posted...

Is it bad to do this, but replace "Ron Paul" with "Arceus" or "Haruhi"?

It's stupid as hell for all 3.


Can you rank the stupidity of all three for me?

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pjbasis
04/11/12 9:32:00 PM
#38:


I wear a cross necklace and am going to church for (real) Easter this Sunday.

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/11/12 9:34:00 PM
#39:


MarvelousGerbil posted...
MRNlCEWATCH posted...

Is it bad to do this, but replace "Ron Paul" with "Arceus" or "Haruhi"?

It's stupid as hell for all 3.

Can you rank the stupidity of all three for me?


I don't know what a Haruhi is but I would say Ron Paul is the dumbest because people who do it probably think they are doing something productive. Arceus is more a joke thing obviously but it's a pointless and unfunny one.

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MarvelousGerbil
04/11/12 9:39:00 PM
#40:


Haruhi is from an anime. Would "Morgan Freeman" be more acceptable?

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/11/12 9:39:00 PM
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I would be cool with that. I trust in Morgan Freeman.

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MarvelousGerbil
04/11/12 9:40:00 PM
#42:


Joking aside I would never do this. I can't remember the last time I was carrying paper money <_<

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ExThaNemesis
04/11/12 9:44:00 PM
#43:


Your challenging me in UCA and then unveiling this totally underwhelming new gimmick has to be purely coincidental. I'll let you think that one over, Mr Nice am the game.

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/11/12 9:47:00 PM
#44:


If a gimmick of mine were to ever "totally underwhelm" you then that would probably translate to success for whatever purposes said gimmick has. Unfortunately I see no gimmicks in this topic so I must assume that you are tanked.

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Raka_Putra
04/11/12 9:49:00 PM
#45:


'We should exterminate everyone who has ever had a religion and feed their corpses to dogs. We're so smart and have morals, unlike those subhuman abominations. .'

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/11/12 9:49:00 PM
#46:


Raka_Putra posted...
'We should exterminate everyone who has ever had a religion and feed their corpses to dogs. We're so smart and have morals, unlike those subhuman abominations. .'

"The world would be better if religious people were dead"

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ToukaOone
04/11/12 9:50:00 PM
#47:


Maybe I'll try paleo

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AlphaRayAllen
04/11/12 9:50:00 PM
#48:


"Today I sneezed and some chick said "bless you." I told her to stop forcing her religious beliefs on me."

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AlphaRayAllen
04/11/12 9:52:00 PM
#49:


Also, this topic reminds me of an Igloobob topic where he said that he told a girl off for using the phrase "Thank God" in the context of her expressing relief over one of his relatives recovering in the hospital.

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/11/12 9:53:00 PM
#50:


AlphaRayAllen posted...
Also, this topic reminds me of an Igloobob topic where he said that he told a girl off for using the phrase "Thank God" in the context of her expressing relief over one of his relatives recovering in the hospital.

This is honestly the most embarrassing thing that atheists do. They don't legitimately care about doctors or anyone getting credit, they just want to belittle people.

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