Good day, ladies and gentlemen. It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you to this topic. About a hundred pictures were submitted, but alas, some links are broken. Therefore, I shall be ranking only 95 pics. So who are the unlucky gentlemen whose pictures were broken? Well, just watch since I'm too lazy to remember.
95. Last Race of the Hedgehog Artist: Durandi
'Last Race of the Hedgehog' is a drawing made in the early 21st century by an artist known only as Durandi. It depicts a round, blue creature with spikes protruding from its back wearing red footwear running on a road. Art enthusiasts, philosophers, and pseudoscientists have tried to decipher the meaning of the mysterious creature depicted in the drawing [1]. As the title suggests, the artist is widely believed to try drawing a likeliness of a hedgehog[2][3]. His most peculiar way of expressing the figure in question, coupled with the surreal yet minimalist environment, has raised controversy regarding the artstyle. In early 21st century, this artstyle was dubbed suckyism by a group of experts[who?]. The mysterious symbols written over the blue creature are widely decoded as either 'gotta go fast' or 'gotta 90 fast'[4]. Experts agreed that it's meant to express the artist's impending suicidal desire to travel towards a cliff[5].
(My writeups will not be uniform in length nor style)
94. Breadquanda Artist: Commodore Terence Norman
AIEEEE!!
OMG! I don't even know where to start! First of all, her hair's a DISASTER. Pulling off the dying-your-hair-halfway is already a hard task, but she chose the worst color with her! Her hair's naturally reddish-auburn and yet she chose NEON AQUAMARINE! It's like a nasty prank her roommate played with her shampoo or something!
Then her makeup! Somebody please call the makeup police because this is a CRIME! Not only did she use the wrong colors for her skin, she used too much of them! I know she's a bit chubby, but using...no, ABUSING makeup like just screams 'I'M COLORBLIND!' and 'I HAVE NO SELF-CONFIDENCE!'.
And what's up with that outfit?? I know we can only see the top half of her body in the picture but I DON'T like what we see. Wearing pink is okay because the contrast is decent enough, but the top's too loose! What's more, it seems like she doesn't even iron it because it's so wrinkly! The worst thing, however, is that the top makes her look like she has PAPAYA BOOBIES! I like papayas, but BOOBIES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE PAPAYAS. Actually, don't call the makeup police, just call the fashion army because this is an UTTER DISASTER!
Oh, and lastly, I don't get the joke. You'll find out in my next rankings that Raka absolutely hate it when he doesn't get some obscure inside jokes like in this picture!
RACK WATCH: Breadquanda might have some nice, shapely boobies for all I know, but it's RUINED because of her weird top. Now they just look like PAPAYA BOOBIES. Although you can't really see it clearly in the picture, but it doesn't seem like the boobies are supported by anything, so in a few years they'll turn to SAGGY PAPAYA BOOBIES. Eww, do not want!
The RACK WATCH was obviously a tribute to the greatest rack watcher of our time, the late Niorath, so I can get away without paying, according to the Geneva convention.
Natwaf_akidna posted... Oh, forgot to ask, at what point do you like the pictures? Do you mean what points/aspects do I like about the pictures so far or at what point will I start going to pictures I'm neutral about/I like/I love?
Pram_the_Oracle posted... The latter. Well, I'll let you guys know.
NioraptH posted... From: Raka_Putra | #020 Niorath Niorath? My great great great great great great great grand ancestor? Niorath left the patent with me, and it has been in the Nio family for ages! And because we are allied with the great Sima Yi, we are above such meager treaties Sun Shang Xiang > Sima Yi, so I win.
I dunno, rack watch has been in the Psycho family for a few generations too, and I recall having a part in rack watch's creation. Just sayin' I need some of this rack watch cash.
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From: Dilated Chemist | #031 No comments on the wonderful pic I posted. You are all lame.
That would be like me going to a song ranking topic and posting a song after the ranking's already going. But the picture's okay, would probably get to the middle-tier of this list.
And I'm not feeling particularly creative in the middle of the night, and it's not like the entries are exciting or anything, sooo...
First, it displays human stupidity, which annoys me more than amuses me. Secondly, the mental image is disgusting. Although maybe Nio will find it hot because she likes old men.
91. Kirby on Wingstar Artist: Durandi
what ever kirby is dum any way i culd draw better pics
(But seriously, it's actually not too bad. It's simplistic and looks like it's made by a decently-talented kid, and I like the patterns on Wingstar. But it's also rather bland).
90. Gifler à Partir d'Internet Artist: Natwaf_akidna
It's more like a reaction pic, and not much to say here. Reaction pics work better with something to react to. Well, it's also a bit small and grainy. And I'm not really much into violence, etc. I guess it's just...sorta there?
Ugh ugh. I didn't find the pun particularly funny the first time I heard it in, like, 2005 (I prefer Obamasnow), and it's just painful now. The tagline is also kinda lame, Brock's picture is so low quality and the photoshop job is really mediocre.
88. 'L'.A.Noire Artist: Ace Killjoy
The PS job is even more shoddy here. L just looks bored, and he's not the type of person to go bringing guns and thangs, It also doesn't help that I've never played L.A. Noire.
The PS job is even more shoddy here. L just looks bored, and he's not the type of person to go bringing guns and thangs, It also doesn't help that I've never played L.A. Noire.
Let me just clear one thing up: I did not make this.
And I thought it was rather clever, myself. But this is really the nomination I'd rather have go out first, to be brutally honest. I like my other noms better. This was just sort of... a fifth nom.
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Suuuure you didn't. And maybe it's because of I haven't played L.A. Noire, but the only thing I find similar between it and Death Note is that they're kinda murder mystery with detectives.
Raka_Putra posted... Suuuure you didn't. And maybe it's because of I haven't played L.A. Noire, but the only thing I find similar between it and Death Note is that they're kinda murder mystery with detectives.
Honestly, I just found it and thought, "Haha. It's funny cuz it's L, and the game is called L. A. Noire!"
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