94. Breadquanda
Artist: Commodore Terence Norman
AIEEEE!!
OMG! I don't even know where to start! First of all, her hair's a DISASTER. Pulling off the dying-your-hair-halfway is already a hard task, but she chose the worst color with her! Her hair's naturally reddish-auburn and yet she chose NEON AQUAMARINE! It's like a nasty prank her roommate played with her shampoo or something!
Then her makeup! Somebody please call the makeup police because this is a CRIME! Not only did she use the wrong colors for her skin, she used too much of them! I know she's a bit chubby, but using...no, ABUSING makeup like just screams 'I'M COLORBLIND!' and 'I HAVE NO SELF-CONFIDENCE!'.
And what's up with that outfit?? I know we can only see the top half of her body in the picture but I DON'T like what we see. Wearing pink is okay because the contrast is decent enough, but the top's too loose! What's more, it seems like she doesn't even iron it because it's so wrinkly! The worst thing, however, is that the top makes her look like she has PAPAYA BOOBIES! I like papayas, but BOOBIES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE PAPAYAS. Actually, don't call the makeup police, just call the fashion army because this is an UTTER DISASTER!
Oh, and lastly, I don't get the joke. You'll find out in my next rankings that Raka absolutely hate it when he doesn't get some obscure inside jokes like in this picture!
RACK WATCH: Breadquanda might have some nice, shapely boobies for all I know, but it's RUINED because of her weird top. Now they just look like PAPAYA BOOBIES. Although you can't really see it clearly in the picture, but it doesn't seem like the boobies are supported by anything, so in a few years they'll turn to SAGGY PAPAYA BOOBIES. Eww, do not want!
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