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02/01/12 8:29:00 PM
#151:


From: JaKyL25 | #150
So if this isn't a WM match I would be shocked.


I'd hope so. According to Meltzer, Kong had her baby on New Year's Eve (almost a New Year's baby! boo). Is four months long enough to get into wrestling shape after having a baby?

I am, of course, asking this to all of the pregnant female wrestlers who frequent this topic.


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vcharon
02/01/12 8:30:00 PM
#152:


It's adequate.

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Wanglicious
02/01/12 8:32:00 PM
#153:


well, i can find a source that will reportably give me an answer that may be taken back afterwards. does that count?


though seriously, kong was never in the best shape in the world to begin with. lose some weight, re-train a bit to get the rust off. she'll probably be down for it.

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TheRock1525
02/01/12 8:35:00 PM
#154:


Wanglicious posted...
try to avoid standing behind nattie if you can.
i hear she's a nasty sharpshooter.


Won't it be renamed the Fartshooter?

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SmartMuffin
02/01/12 8:36:00 PM
#155:


I'd hope so. According to Meltzer, Kong had her baby on New Year's Eve (almost a New Year's baby! boo). Is four months long enough to get into wrestling shape after having a baby?

I believe the Navy gives you three months to return to full-duty, assuming there were no complications with the birth.

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Wanglicious
02/01/12 8:37:00 PM
#156:


nah, fart shooter is when she locks in the sharpshooter then sits all the way down, as sin face, and proceeds to gas you.

not sure it'd work on kelly though, she's always gassed in the ring.

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edwardsdv
02/01/12 8:37:00 PM
#157:


From: JaKyL25 | #147
You Know You Watch Too Much NXT When:

Curt Hawkins's theme gets stuck in your head and you actually know the words to it.



It's not a bad theme!


NXT is kinda nice.

I often watch it but almost never watch superstars because these guys getting to do angle is one of the funniest things...

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JaKyL25
02/01/12 8:46:00 PM
#158:


I like the disconnect between who's expected to be on Superstars and who's expected to be on NXT.

On Superstars, it's presented as a rare treat when a guy like Ted DiBiase wrestles on the show.

On NXT, it's presented as a rare treat when a guy like Heath Slater wrestles on the show.

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Wanglicious
02/01/12 8:47:00 PM
#159:


so what you're saying is NXT is better?

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JaKyL25
02/01/12 8:50:00 PM
#160:


Any show that gives us Heath Slater vs. Trent Barreta is better than any show that gives us Jinder Mahal vs. Ezekiel Jackson

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Panthera
02/01/12 8:56:00 PM
#161:


So when is the anniversary of season 5 of NXT anyway? It must be coming up soon because I remember season 4 ending before Wrestlemania since Brodus was already being a full time lackey for Del Rio by then.

Man, who ever thought when that big monster heel enforcer dude had to take time off due to gouging the back of his head open, he'd return as the Funkasaurus.

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JaKyL25
02/01/12 9:00:00 PM
#162:


This week's episode is Episode 48.

Episode 53 would be the anniversary episode.

So...March 7th.

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JaKyL25
02/01/12 9:01:00 PM
#163:


And then Episode 55, which would be on March 21st, is when it would surpass the other four seasons combined.

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Wanglicious
02/01/12 9:04:00 PM
#164:


who'd have thought he'd be able to join the nxt after the one he was on if he wanted to.

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edwardsdv
02/01/12 9:06:00 PM
#165:


I basically tune in for JTG, but the whole cast is really growing on me.

By the way, when did Titus O'Neil of all people start getting passable on the mic?

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Panthera
02/01/12 9:08:00 PM
#166:


It's hard to believe that NXT has existed for nearly two years now. It feels like it was just last summer that the Nexus thing happened.

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JaKyL25
02/01/12 9:09:00 PM
#167:


Somewhere along the way as they did like 5 "cut promos on someone" challenges back when this season was still presented as a competition.

For reference, the last Elimination was on Episode 17. <_<

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JaKyL25
02/01/12 9:12:00 PM
#168:


My favorite fun fact about NXT is that when this season started, Edge was the World Heavyweight Champion, and when it ends, he'll be in the Hall of Fame.

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Haguile
02/01/12 9:14:00 PM
#169:


When NXT started, Chavo, Lucky Cannon, David Hart Smith, Kozlov and a ton of other people still had a job.
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edwardsdv
02/01/12 9:14:00 PM
#170:


I personally wouldnt be offended if the "competition" aspect went the way of the Anonymous Raw GM and they just continued to produce this show with the level of talent they have now.

Somewhere between the classical booking, Striker's "barely able to keep up" management style, and getting to see guys like Yoshi, JTG, and Curt Hawkins in angles I feel like its worth watching for the typical wrestling addict.

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Haguile
02/01/12 9:14:00 PM
#171:


...This season of NXT that is.
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JaKyL25
02/01/12 9:19:00 PM
#172:


I like all the self-referential moments about the show's weird status, like when Titus turned heel because the season had gone on so long that his Redemption Points were now useless, or when Bateman and Maxine basically come to the conclusion that the entire show is some form of eternal damnation that they're stuck in forever so they may as well dominate it.

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edwardsdv
02/01/12 9:20:00 PM
#173:


Yeah, come to think of it, they HAVE gotten a lot of mileage out of the weirdness of their situation.

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JaKyL25
02/01/12 9:21:00 PM
#174:


And still no one knows whether Percy Watson is officially an NXT Rookie or not.

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Panthera
02/01/12 9:23:00 PM
#175:


I rarely actually follow NXT, so do they still bother with the pros concept anymore? I know JTG is on NXT a lot but I couldn't tell you if they've still kept each guy associated with a pro, especially since I feel like a lot of the pros have been released since the season began

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edwardsdv
02/01/12 9:25:00 PM
#176:


Not really at all. Mostly they just wrestle for no real purpose. No titles, no anything, so they just sort of feud.

Over literally anything.

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JaKyL25
02/01/12 9:25:00 PM
#177:


Chavo Guerrero is still listed on the official site as Darren Young's Pro.

That should answer that question. <_<

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JaKyL25
02/01/12 9:27:00 PM
#178:


BTW, I remember saying at the time when Chavo quit "Aw man, I wish Chavo could have just stuck around and finished this season of NXT. It's almost over!"

Famous last words.

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edwardsdv
02/01/12 9:30:00 PM
#179:


YOu know, I really should just start talking about NXT in this topic more often.

If nothing else, Jakyl will be able to comment!

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JaKyL25
02/01/12 9:42:00 PM
#180:


Speaking of shows we don't talk about much, Impact this week was taped in England, in front of TNA's largest crowd ever.

(God that sounds like a setup for a punchline but I'm serious)

Impact on the road is always awesome, and with an English crowd it should be a fun show.

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SmartMuffin
02/01/12 9:48:00 PM
#181:


Nothing has ever been improved by the addition of English people.

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JaKyL25
02/01/12 9:54:00 PM
#182:


The Nexus

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the icon ownz all
02/01/12 9:56:00 PM
#183:


Literature
Theatre
Matches involving William Regal


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PrivateBiscuit1
02/01/12 9:56:00 PM
#184:


Does Welsh count as English? Because if so, I think that ruined Nexus too. :(

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edwardsdv
02/01/12 9:59:00 PM
#185:


It was an American that ruined the Nexus.

Punk isn't flawless guys!

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14_and_counting
02/01/12 10:00:00 PM
#186:


From: edwardsdv | #185
It was an Bahstinion that ruined the Nexus.

Cena isn't flawless guys!





Yeah, duh.

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Lopen
02/01/12 10:01:00 PM
#187:


I'm actually half inclined to agree with MWC for once, there.

CM Punk is a close #2 though.

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TheRock1525
02/01/12 10:02:00 PM
#188:


Nexus ruined Nexus.

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02/01/12 10:04:00 PM
#189:


From: TheRock1525 | #154
Won't it be renamed the Fartshooter?


Shartpooter.

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JaKyL25
02/01/12 10:06:00 PM
#190:


It's kinda weird that you can say Daniel Bryan, John Cena, and CM Punk were all once members of a common stable.

Not quite the "Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels" commonality that you get from the nWo, but still!

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Panthera
02/01/12 10:16:00 PM
#191:


I always forget Bryan was actually part of Nexus. When I was going to comment on how long NXT has been running, I was going to comment on Barrett and Otunga being the only people with any prominence from the first two seasons, then I stopped because I was sure I was forgetting somebody. Yeah, I kind of was!

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14_and_counting
02/01/12 10:20:00 PM
#192:


From: JaKyL25 | #190
It's kinda weird that you can say Daniel Bryan, John Cena, and CM Punk were all once members of a common stable.

Not quite the "Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels" commonality that you get from the nWo, but still!




Actually it is eerily close.


The 2 best in the world and an ooverpushed roid monster who can't work or wrestle in both stables.

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GTM
02/01/12 10:22:00 PM
#193:


Barrett was labelled the WWE's next breakout star!

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JaKyL25
02/01/12 10:31:00 PM
#194:


So was Johnny Curtis!

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14_and_counting
02/01/12 10:32:00 PM
#195:


And Drew Mac...


I can't even.

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Panthera
02/01/12 10:33:00 PM
#196:


Is it true that nobody knows who Johnny Curtis is?

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TVontheRadio
02/01/12 10:33:00 PM
#197:


From: 14_and_counting | #192
Actually it is eerily close.


The 2 best in the world and an ooverpushed roid monster who can't work or wrestle in both stables.


it even works with DB being the Bret Hart ring general analog, CM Punk being the HBK charismatic well rounded worker analog, and Cena being the Hogan superman face of the company analog!

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Rad Link 5
02/01/12 10:48:00 PM
#198:




Yes!

Yes.

... Yes?

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02/01/12 10:52:00 PM
#199:


Also



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02/01/12 10:58:00 PM
#200:


It really sucks how rushed CeNexus was as it could have been one of the biggest things in the modern era of wrestling. It was the equivalent of Sting or Goldberg being forced to work in Hogan's original NWO.

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