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TimJab
01/02/12 9:44:00 PM
#151:


i'm going with the "i had you all in the palm of my hand without saying a word because you're all idiots DANCE FOR THE PUPPET MASTER" heel turn

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Uglyface2
01/02/12 9:48:00 PM
#152:


I haven't been watching for a while. Apparently, R-Truth is face again and something's going on with the Bellas and ADR. Was that who Brie Bella wound up kissing?
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XIII_rocks
01/02/12 9:48:00 PM
#153:


"see Chris Jericho, the truth does hurt...but not as much as the rock is gonna hurt you this sunday at royal rumble, IF YA SMELLL-"
"NOOOOOOOO! NO NO NO NO NO! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. I AM NOT A JOKE. I AM SERIOUS, AND YOU WILL NOT LOOK PAST ME, YOU STUPID SON OF A B****!"


f*** yeah jericho

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Rad Link 5
01/02/12 9:49:00 PM
#154:


Jericho mentioned in post-DwtS interviews that if he ever did come back, he wouldn't reuse his old characters.

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Wanglicious
01/02/12 9:49:00 PM
#155:


yeah, it was entirely hilarious too. someone asked if he'd squash him, he said that's the plan, and then NOPE. we don't know the full extent of that storyline either - it made sense for miz to do in morrison and it was a nice send off for the guy. would the match have just been won by miz normally there and then brodus kills morrison? or would it have been just a squash match straight. nobody knows the details outside of wwe, so who knows how it went down. but i'm pretty glad he didn't debut then. besides being the standard monster heel tactic and debut, morrison deserved a proper send-off. leaving due to your former tag partner in the ME scene killing you is much better than 'upstart kills you.'

so right now he's indefinitely in 'next week!' status because he pissed people off for doing something so goddamn dumb.

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SmartMuffin
01/02/12 9:50:00 PM
#156:


someone asked if he'd squash him, he said that's the plan

To play devil's advocate here, is that really so bad? I mean, if it was in the context of an interview with Todd Grisham and he said "I plan to squash my opponent" nobody would bat an eye. Maybe he WASN'T really breaking kayfabe after all and was tweeting in character?

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Wanglicious
01/02/12 9:56:00 PM
#157:


okay, exact words weren't squash, just if he'd be the one to write him out. just basically means a squash anyway, but still.

it's possible that the whole thing is a work, sure. but the work being 'your wrestler is incompetent at keeping his mouth shut on storylines' isn't.... exactly something i'd trust wwe to make. it's also not one i'd ever try to pull off because it's really dumb. especially when you're talking about the very real issue of morrison's contract being over, something not in kayfabe.

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vcharon
01/02/12 10:00:00 PM
#158:


Morrison will probably be back before Brodus makes his debut.

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Viktor Vaughn
01/02/12 10:01:00 PM
#159:


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ScareChan
01/02/12 10:04:00 PM
#160:


What if this IS Jericho's character. He comes out every week before the rumble and just panders to the crowd and leaves without saying anything. He'll even do it during matches.

Then he comes out at number 30, panders for 10 minutes, gets in the ring, eliminates himself and panders again

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ScareChan
01/02/12 10:04:00 PM
#161:


From: Viktor Vaughn | #159
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Oh god this looks like Punch Out

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TimJab
01/02/12 10:04:00 PM
#162:


BTW topic title should have been "Brock The Walls Down"

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Tom Bombadil
01/02/12 10:05:00 PM
#163:


dammit tim stop being right about things

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TimJab
01/02/12 10:06:00 PM
#164:


i can't help it

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Wanglicious
01/02/12 10:07:00 PM
#165:


jericho comes out every week high as a kite, wrestles a 5 star match with such technical precision he should be a brain surgeon, then leaves giddy and laughing?

i can get behind this gimmick.

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XIII_rocks
01/02/12 10:11:00 PM
#166:


From: Viktor Vaughn | #159
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XD

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ScareChan
01/02/12 10:13:00 PM
#167:


Oh man what if his gimmick is just retarded Jeff Hardy

he'll wrestle a t shirt for 4 minutes, make it tap out, drop it over the ropes and pander and bounce and screams CREATURES OF THE AFTERNOON off mic

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Rad Link 5
01/02/12 10:13:00 PM
#168:


From: ScareChan | #160
Then he comes out at number 30, panders for 10 minutes, gets in the ring, eliminates himself and panders again


First I was unhappy at the idea of them taking this gimmick so far as to have Jericho not actually participate in the Rumble he is supposed to be a participant in, but then I actually pictured it, and this would be the RR moment since Mick Foley entering the Rumble three different times as each of his characters.

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Wanglicious
01/02/12 10:16:00 PM
#169:


and yet he'd wrestle that t-shirt to a 4 star match.

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Rad Link 5
01/02/12 10:16:00 PM
#170:


From: ScareChan | #167
Oh man what if his gimmick is just retarded Jeff Hardy

he'll wrestle a t shirt for 4 minutes, make it tap out, drop it over the ropes and pander and bounce and screams CREATURES OF THE AFTERNOON off mic


For some reason, this made me think of this:


Maybe this is the inspiration for Jericho's new gimmick.

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XIII_rocks
01/02/12 10:22:00 PM
#171:


these guys had great chemistry

lmao

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JaKyL25
01/02/12 10:47:00 PM
#172:


Remember how Jericho heel-turned in 2008 by pointing out that he was doing the same things HBK did but the fans gave HBK a pass but yet jeered Jericho's misdeeds?

Maybe this time he'll say he did the "Big Return" and people eventually booed, and that's not fair because last year Triple H and Undertaker came out there and said nothing for 5 minutes and it was critically praised! WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT ABOUT JERICHO?

Maybe SmartMuffin's on to something!

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XIII_rocks
01/02/12 10:58:00 PM
#173:


...nice idea.

Also, my god they are protecting Cena. Tonight was his first match since the Slammies and all he really did was the 5mod - an uninterrupted 5mod, too. That's happened, what, twice this year?

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Rad Link 5
01/02/12 11:05:00 PM
#174:


His gimmick is going to be exactly what he saw tonight. He just smiles the biggest, goofiest smile you've ever seen, and panders to the crowd as much as he can. Even as they boo him, he's jerking around the ring, smiling like a dope, shouting "YEAH YEAH YEAH! COME ON!" Pulling on the top rope and stomping his feet excitedly.

I have no idea what that has to do with the end of the world, but-oh my god it just struck me like a bolt of lightning:

His gimmick is that he's one of those crazy people who thinks the world will end in 2012, and he's just completely snapped as a result.

From: XIII_rocks | #173
Also, my god they are protecting Cena. Tonight was his first match since the Slammies and all he really did was the 5mod - an uninterrupted 5mod, too, which has happened, what, twice this year?


I'm surprised they even let him walk out to the ring. God forbid he trips and twists his angle before the big match.

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PrivateBiscuit1
01/02/12 11:11:00 PM
#175:


milanmiracle Santino Marella
I'm surprise I've never been charge with murder since i kill it all the times on raw! ha ha ha

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Viktor Vaughn
01/02/12 11:23:00 PM
#176:


thank you, dvdr forums:

If Zack Ryder would have gotten dragged to "Hell," and still sent Tweets out about his surroundings it would have been awesome.

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ScareChan
01/02/12 11:28:00 PM
#177:


he's all pissed benoit broke his shoulder and it hurts to fist pump

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Viktor Vaughn
01/02/12 11:30:00 PM
#178:


"yo i think randy lied i dont see eddie anywhere #areyouseriousbro"

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Masato_Tanaka
01/02/12 11:32:00 PM
#179:


...I'm sorry guys, trolling or not, that Jericho segment was dumb...>_>

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Viktor Vaughn
01/02/12 11:34:00 PM
#180:


From: Masato_Tanaka | #179
...I'm sorry guys, trolling or not, that Jericho segment was dumb...>_>


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i disagree

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Masato_Tanaka
01/02/12 11:37:00 PM
#181:


The vest was the coolest part!

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Pokewars
01/02/12 11:56:00 PM
#182:


Jericho enters the Rumble at #1, slides out of the ring so he's not eliminated, spends the next hour going around the arena high-fiving everyone, comes back in the ring, eliminates the last guy and wins. Goes down in history as the greatest troll ever.

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Rad Link 5
01/03/12 12:05:00 AM
#183:


From: Pokewars | #182
Jericho enters the Rumble at #1, slides out of the ring so he's not eliminated, spends the next hour going around the arena high-fiving everyone, comes back in the ring, eliminates the last guy and wins.


Finally stops doing that huge, goofy smile, and looks straight into the camera with that evil grin.
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Haguile
01/03/12 12:34:00 AM
#184:


From: Viktor Vaughn | Posted: 1/3/2012 2:23:49 AM | #176
thank you, dvdr forums:

If Zack Ryder would have gotten dragged to "Hell," and still sent Tweets out about his surroundings it would have been awesome.


Forget tweets, imagine ZTLIS recorded in hell.
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JaKyL25
01/03/12 1:08:00 AM
#185:


ZackRyder Zack Ryder
Um...did I almost goto hell tonight?

ZackRyder Zack Ryder
How hot is @EveMarieTorres? SSSIIICCCKKK X 10!


Within minutes of each other. That cracked me up.

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ScareChan
01/03/12 1:14:00 AM
#186:


You know I think they found a great fit for Zack. He's in the midcard, but he is dabbling in the main event because he's just friends with the higher up guys. Zack as Cena's buddy who is always getting him in trouble is actually a really cool storyline. Cena diving after to save Zack was honestly a really cool moment. It had the feel of narrowly escaping a big boss fight and making it out of the fight banged up bu alive.

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ScareChan
01/03/12 1:19:00 AM
#187:


If Only Chris Masters had a Youtube Show about him crapping on old black and white movies ala MST3K and he would have called it Masterpiece Theater... Then maybe he could have been best buds with CM Punk and had a similiar role to Ryder!

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Rad Link 5
01/03/12 2:29:00 AM
#188:


From: ScareChan | #187
If Only Chris Masters had a Youtube Show about him crapping on old black and white movies ala MST3K and he would have called it Masterpiece Theater... Then maybe he could have been best buds with CM Punk and had a similiar role to Ryder!


He'd probably be in the main event scene by now if he did that.

Hell, you should email that idea to him.

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Tom Bombadil
01/03/12 5:46:00 AM
#189:


PWB is crying so much about the Jericho thing. It's great.

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vcharon
01/03/12 5:50:00 AM
#190:


I love the jacket personally. I don't get how anyone can complain about it; now you know he's back, and you still have no clue WHY. That makes you all the more anxious for next week, hoping he will tell you why. It's worked to perfection.

I don't doubt they do some Twitter play during this week though, WWE is big on it and Jericho uses it a lot.

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neonreaper
01/03/12 5:54:00 AM
#191:


my dislike for the Y2J segment is largely based on how I can't really stay up that late anymore, so I wanted a HOT MIC bit and not a cleverly placed immediate heel turn. I appreciate what they did, though I think he's getting cheered no matter what, I just wanted something with more immediate gratuity.

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DeathChicken
01/03/12 5:57:00 AM
#192:


He's basically WCW Jericho again. He only needs Ralphus

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vcharon
01/03/12 6:03:00 AM
#193:


He will get cheered no matter what in certain locations, always has been. I'm really curious to see what his angle will be, and even though he said he'd never reuse old characters of his... yeah, it was Chris Jericho that said it. You can't really believe anything he tells you obviously.

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Tom Bombadil
01/03/12 6:19:00 AM
#194:


http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/61547366

omg tew

predict it and stuff

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Rad Link 5
01/03/12 6:32:00 AM
#195:


From: vcharon | #190
I love the jacket personally. I don't get how anyone can complain about it; now you know he's back, and you still have no clue WHY. That makes you all the more anxious for next week, hoping he will tell you why. It's worked to perfection.


That's why you don't get how others can complain about it. To you, it's an exciting cliffhanger leaving you wanting more. For some of us, we wanted the answers now after being teased with the 1/2/12 date for so long. It's all from a difference in expectations.

Although if we're talking about the PWB, they're probably just angry that they were expecting Y2J, and got Chris Derpicho instead. They're hipsters from what I've read over there.

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Rad Link 5
01/03/12 8:33:00 AM
#196:


Jericho's goofy smile gimmick officially appears on his twitter page now.

IAmJericho Chris Jericho
:) RT @nesvar_22 @IAmJericho what does it feels to be #1 trending worldwide in twitter??!! I bet it feels awesome!!!

Hey, maybe those End of the World vignettes aren't meaningless after all. Maybe the "she" he keeps talking about in them (saying she holds the key to his rebirth, and when he beckons her, he'll reclaim what is rightfully his) is Stephanie McMahon!
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DeathChicken
01/03/12 8:45:00 AM
#197:


So if Jericho's back to being his WCW douchebag self, does that make Stephanie Ralfus?

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Chronic1000
01/03/12 8:48:00 AM
#198:


Screw that, bring back the REAL Ralphus.

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PrivateBiscuit1
01/03/12 8:49:00 AM
#199:


OTUNGA WATCH:

DavidOtunga David Otunga
Seriously is this a man or a woman and what is this atrocity on top of his/her head? Say Cheese! pic.twitter.com/ErdZBP0f

DavidOtunga David Otunga
“@KhaledAlazraq: @DavidOtunga I'm 87% on my way to Raw Live Event in Dhabi want me to make a Sign for you?” Make the sign once you're at 92%

DavidOtunga David Otunga
“@Kylie_McGary54: @DavidOtunga I love seeing you on #RAW :)” I'm glad you enjoy the view.

DavidOtunga David Otunga
“@ArslanAshraff: @DavidOtunga What you think about @IAmJericho return? #RAWIsJericho” It stopped the show. No really, it stopped the show

DavidOtunga David Otunga
“@IamWWEfan: @davidOtunga Can i get a follow please?? #hugefan #fanforever” Really? So glad to hear it, but NO.

DavidOtunga David Otunga
“@KawiZukiMxGrl: @DavidOtunga is one handsome man! I love a guy that can match <33 let's see more of him please :)” I sure am, aren't I

DavidOtunga David Otunga
“@scotty_19: @DavidOtunga how doi get into the wwe. i would like to help around the office area.” You can purchase tickets at Ticketmaster

DavidOtunga David Otunga
“@OrtonsAngel: @DavidOtunga aww can you tweet me a smile face? You never use emoticons!! :O hahaha :)” No

DavidOtunga David Otunga
“@TheJordanDenton: I love @DavidOtunga he makes raw!!” I really do. I have to be honest...

DavidOtunga David Otunga
“@heyyo1227: @WNSource lol yup... Even @DavidOtunga was shocked at that "b****" line .. #pipebomb” Very inappropriate for the workplace.

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Rad Link 5
01/03/12 8:49:00 AM
#200:


Okay, one last theory, but I think this one is a winner.

This is his new "Dancing with the Stars" gimmick. He just smiles and panders to the crowd like he did when he was on DwtS. He wears gaudy outfits that would only feel at home on DwtS. The girl mentioned in his vignettes was his DwtS partner, Cheryl Burke. The thing that is rightfully his, that he will reclaim when he beckons Cheryl, is either the DwtS Championship, or the WWE Championship, either of which he will win with his incredible dance moves, the likes of which have never been seen inside a WWE ring.

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