Board 8 > Skyward Sword Harp minigame is absolutely f***ing stupid.

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FFaddict1313
12/31/11 1:39:00 AM
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No rhythm involved - that's an outright lie.

Almost impossible to react to the guys because theyre entirely random, the game drops your inputs for no reason, and they're too f***ing fast to react to.

Stupidest f***ing thing. hinp'90q]0

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tazzyboyishere
12/31/11 1:43:00 AM
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I beat this in one go with no real trouble.

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pjbasis
12/31/11 1:45:00 AM
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It's not hard, but I agree the harp is the worst use of motion controls in that game bar none.

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kurtfisto
12/31/11 1:49:00 AM
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From: pjbasis | #003
It's not hard, but I agree the harp is the worst use of motion controls in that game bar none.


no, swimming is the worst

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Azp2k32
12/31/11 2:00:00 AM
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I honestly wanted to smash something the first time I tried the harp. I eventually figured out that I could mostly make it work well enough to make it through the songs if I held the Wiimote about a foot away from the sensor bar.

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AlecTrevelyan006
12/31/11 2:01:00 AM
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Harp was frustrating at first.

Then I realized it was incredibly easy outside of that one minigame.

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Takfloyd_mkII__
12/31/11 8:47:00 AM
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The rhythm isn't random, it's just very ****ed up in some spots.

Basically you just have to memorize the rhythm rather than try to actually follow the guys.

Oh and the programming is stupid so it's hard to figure out exactly what you're doing wrong. I think, for instance, that if you accidentally waggle a bit back and forth between the "strokes", it counts as you making several wrong strokes and ruins your chances.

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GrapefruitKing
12/31/11 9:05:00 AM
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Do you win something from that minigame, anyway? I gave up after 5 or 6 tries and I'm never trying it again

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PartOfYourWorld
12/31/11 9:07:00 AM
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Piece of Heart

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whatisurnameplz
12/31/11 9:07:00 AM
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I never had any problems completing the harp sections, but they were tiring. I held my arm all the way out and moved it back and forth to the movements of the circle.

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whatisurnameplz
12/31/11 9:08:00 AM
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Wait, what minigame is this?

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Takfloyd_mkII__
12/31/11 9:14:00 AM
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Kina's singing.

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EndOfDiscOne
12/31/11 9:24:00 AM
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kurtfisto posted...
From: pjbasis | #003
It's not hard, but I agree the harp is the worst use of motion controls in that game bar none.
no, swimming is the worst


What? Swimming is just fine.

With that harp minigame, what do you get when you beat it? I want to know if it's worth it.

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whatisurnameplz
12/31/11 9:34:00 AM
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From: Takfloyd_mkII__ | #013
Kina's singing.


Is that the one at the Lumpy Pumpkin at night?

How do you get there? I can't use my bird.

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PartOfYourWorld
12/31/11 9:41:00 AM
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Sleep at the beds in the Lumpy Pumpkin.

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WickIebee
12/31/11 9:42:00 AM
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whatisurnameplz posted...
From: Takfloyd_mkII__ | #013
Kina's singing.
Is that the one at the Lumpy Pumpkin at night?

How do you get there? I can't use my bird.


Sleep in the Lumpy Pumpkin

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Biolizard28
12/31/11 9:51:00 AM
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The harp is pretty stupid.

Why do they give you songs you can't even play?

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FFaddict1313
12/31/11 4:09:00 PM
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s*** is f***ing impossible. Half your inputs are always going to get dropped because youre somehow at the edge of the harp and strumming the wrong way or you strum but link is a f***ing retard and doesnt.

literally impossible

worst game ever

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foolm0ron
12/31/11 4:12:00 PM
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It's the same sequence every time. Just memorize the parts where they do fast waves instead of long waves. The rest of the time just do the same old long stroke rhythm. Go crazy on the freestyle section though.

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Azp2k32
12/31/11 4:15:00 PM
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FFaddict1313 posted...
s*** is f***ing impossible. Half your inputs are always going to get dropped because youre somehow at the edge of the harp and strumming the wrong way or you strum but link is a f***ing retard and doesnt.

literally impossible

worst game ever


Hold the wiimote just a foot away from the sensor bar man. It's the only way.

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LamdaMax
12/31/11 4:23:00 PM
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It takes a bit of memorization to be good at it, but the song's simple enough that that shouldn't be a huge issue. I got my piece of heart on my first try where the responses made it sound like the performance was barely passable (honestly though i should have failed), and I tried again immediately after and got what seemed to be the best possible result, with a reward of 50 rupees. Definitely not worth playing for money, but the piece of heart shouldn't be nearly as bad as some people make it sound.

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baron von toast
12/31/11 4:23:00 PM
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How much are you moving the remote? Try exaggerating your motions. Like, really swing the thing from side to side. 45 degrees either way sort of movement. I never had an issue with dropped inputs or any other technical problems.

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OmarsComin
12/31/11 4:24:00 PM
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I wonder how people would feel about this game if it used only a GC controller

better or worse?
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foolm0ron
12/31/11 4:28:00 PM
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Same

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htaeD
12/31/11 4:36:00 PM
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I'd actually miss the swordplay

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FFaddict1313
12/31/11 11:11:00 PM
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okay

okay

i am going to try

this piece of s***, godawful, absolutely not playtested piece of gods*** minigame again

going to hold the wiimote right at the dumbass sensor bar

except how the f*** do i make wide swings right up at it

god damn it

worst game ever UGH

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FFaddict1313
12/31/11 11:14:00 PM
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by the way i love how i have to keep the nunchuck in and have it always get in the way

totally an awesome song too im sure everyone looking on thinks im a complete f***ing idiot not being able to perform to LA LA LA LA LA LA LA like a tonedeaf toddler

what an amazing game nintendo

except not arrrgh

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HeroicGammaRay
12/31/11 11:16:00 PM
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why not just not do it
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FFaddict1313
12/31/11 11:17:00 PM
#30:


still missing 1/4 of my strokes for no discernable reason

AWESOME JOB NINTENDO

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FFaddict1313
12/31/11 11:18:00 PM
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From: HeroicGammaRay | Posted: 1/1/2012 2:16:49 AM
why not just not do it

umm but i have to 100% game and this is part of that

may as well just not play this game period then and thats dumb

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FFaddict1313
12/31/11 11:21:00 PM
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his hand goes to a random end whenever i stop holding a so i guess that why it drops half of them

thanks for letting me not care about direction like you told me in the instructions nintendo

and if i just hold a ill end up with enough accidental waggles that the song is just as f***ed up

GREAT

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FFaddict1313
12/31/11 11:28:00 PM
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...Yeah, holding down a the whole time got me it.

still

f*** this s*** so much

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Takfloyd_mkII__
01/01/12 7:04:00 AM
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Are you listening to how dumb you sound forcing yourself to do something you obviously hate when it's 100% optional?

After failing a dozen or so times I just said screw this broken minigame and moved on with the otherwise excellent game.

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Senjougaharaism
01/01/12 7:09:00 AM
#35:


oh yeah this is the worst mini game in SS.

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Lightning Strikes
01/01/12 7:11:00 AM
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I never had any problems playing the harp, and all I did was tilt my hand.

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neonreaping
01/01/12 7:18:00 AM
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OmarsComin posted...
I wonder how people would feel about this game if it used only a GC controller

better or worse?


It would approach GOTY discussions

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FlaireCarron
01/01/12 7:52:00 AM
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The electric enemies are worse. Fast changing blocking pattern with a penalty. They seriously change the pattern faster than your Wii registers the controller.

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Azp2k32
01/01/12 8:00:00 AM
#39:


FlaireCarron posted...
The electric enemies are worse. Fast changing blocking pattern with a penalty. They seriously change the pattern faster than your Wii registers the controller.

I wouldn't say worse, but definitely bad. I resorted to slingshot or arrows for every electric goblin lest I play roulette with my hearts,

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Mega Mana
01/01/12 8:42:00 AM
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Got the Piece of Heart on my first try doing only a mediocre job, but I'll agree the game is seriously flawed.

Why do Zelda minigames get worse and worse as the series goes on? Kina's Harp, Skydiving, Slicing Bamboo. Digging's fun even with how luck based it starts, but everything else I've played so far is not something I would do for fun like Wind Waker's or Ocarina's games.

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FFaddict1313
01/01/12 4:20:00 PM
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Are vertical slices supposed to destroy any shred of difficulty for the Bamboo Cut game? Because, well, they do. >_>

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Senjougaharaism
01/01/12 5:03:00 PM
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it might, then again, with the fully upgraded sword it's almost impossible to do bad at even with horizontal slashes.

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EndOfDiscOne
01/01/12 5:11:00 PM
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Skydiving is fun

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